1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:17,780 ♪ Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪ 2 00:00:53,980 --> 00:00:58,950 This is "Dude Bro Party Massacre III." 3 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,520 What you doing, buddy? 4 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,490 You mowing the lawn? 5 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,000 D-u-u-ude! 6 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,410 Br-o-o-o-o! 7 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:57,010 P-a-a-arty! 8 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:59,280 Massacre! 9 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Three. 10 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,250 Three times this week you've been in here, 11 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,520 and you've yet to tell me why you keep saying "massacre." 12 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,060 It was just so painful. 13 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:10,520 There was so much blood. 14 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:15,530 Brock... This is a safe place. 15 00:02:15,530 --> 00:02:17,230 I need you to open up. 16 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,570 This is about those two previous mass murders 17 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,400 on Frat Row, isn't it? 18 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,910 I don't know if I can talk about that. 19 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:28,610 It's just... so painful. 20 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,440 Okay. I'll try. 21 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,150 The first party massacre started 22 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:35,180 with a panty raid gone wrong. 23 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:38,150 The sorority house mother was pissed. 24 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:40,960 No one taught her how to open doors. 25 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,960 But she learned. 26 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,990 And she was out for revenge. 27 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,260 Oh! Little help, bro? 28 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,500 Wh... Wha... Oh, no! 29 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:52,400 Road Doggie was her first victim. 30 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,370 Daddy's bro. Ugh... 31 00:02:54,370 --> 00:02:56,970 Next, she went after Cindy and C-Trunk. 32 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,110 Oh, C-Trunk. 33 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,510 Oh, C-Trunk! 34 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,650 What's taking you bros so long to shower?! 35 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:06,310 But when she killed Coach Handsey, 36 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,550 - I had to wonder... - Aah! 37 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:08,480 ...was she on our side? 38 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,020 Good throw. 39 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,150 - She wasn't! - Aah! 40 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:12,350 - Whoa! - Ohh! 41 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,150 She hunted us down! 42 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:18,330 Frat Row was no longer a street. 43 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:21,960 It was... a river... - Ohh! - ...of blood! 44 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:30,440 It was the death of Scooter that rallied us together. 45 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,040 Aah! 46 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,540 The house mother was dead, see? 47 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,580 And I became a full Delta Bi Theta. 48 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:41,550 But little did we know... 49 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:44,020 mother had a daughter. 50 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:49,120 Anyway, junior year, we raged even harder. 51 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,030 We thought we were gonna live forever. 52 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:55,300 And then fire... We were wrong. 53 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,200 Could you hold my hair back, bro? 54 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,700 Someone took her place. 55 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,570 Motherface. 56 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:08,340 The junior-year streaking contest was under way. 57 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,640 I was supposed to officiate, 58 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,080 but I couldn't go because I got pink eye. 59 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,680 That fart on my face saved my life. 60 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:25,330 Too bad I couldn't say the same for Jimmy Galoshes. 61 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:34,470 No one was safe from her wrath... 62 00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:36,270 Yeah. "Areolas." Gonna masturbate. 63 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,500 ...not even Little Spoon. 64 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,340 Aah. 65 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:42,340 Not Timmy and Tommy, the Birdstone twins. 66 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,380 Look, babe... no hands! 67 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,320 Not concert pianist Chaz Noodlemen. 68 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,250 Aah! Aah! Aah! 69 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,420 Aah! Aah! 70 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:57,990 Not even our weed dealer. 71 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:00,070 There was no way to deal with the stress. 72 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,630 Aaaah! 73 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,700 Randall went on to have three kids. 74 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,370 He seems happy. I'm actually grabbing lunch 75 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,530 with him tomorrow. 76 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:11,410 But then she killed Dolphman. 77 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:14,140 It was Delta Bi genocide. 78 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,510 But in the end, 79 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:18,150 thanks to our good looks and bond of brotherhood, 80 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:21,680 the Delta Bis triumphed once more. 81 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,350 Looks like your flame... retarded. 82 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,260 I projected an air of cool, calm confidence, 83 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,690 'cause I'm Brock, you know? 84 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:31,430 But something in her eyes... 85 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:34,800 Something told me that nothing could stop Motherface. 86 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,700 ...not even the grave. 87 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,540 Brock! 88 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:44,070 The serial killer known as Motherface is dead. 89 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,170 You told me you killed her yourself. 90 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,080 It's time you take your life... 91 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,380 ...back. 92 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:53,050 Thank God my twin brother Brent 93 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:55,750 didn't want to get involved in the Greek system. 94 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,750 We used to be so close. 95 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,320 We haven't talked that much since we went 96 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,560 to different colleges, but I still... 97 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:06,490 feel him... like we have some sort of... 98 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,330 psychological connection. 99 00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:13,700 Brock, I need you to tell me what you're most afraid of. 100 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:16,470 Besides seeing all my bros killed before my very eyes? 101 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,600 Yes, besides that. 102 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,640 Please, tell me everything. 103 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,410 I don't know. 104 00:06:22,410 --> 00:06:24,410 After watching 17 of my best friends 105 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:27,150 get killed by some crazy lady, 106 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:30,120 I guess you could say I'm a little bit afraid of women. 107 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,390 Well, then it looks like we're gonna have to 108 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,250 cut this session short. 109 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,820 Oh, I thought we were making good progress. 110 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,660 Really? What are you doing?! 111 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:03,320 Aah! Damn it, Brock Chirino, you punk! 112 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,720 You're gonna kill someone with that thing! 113 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,420 No. Ernest, that's Brent Chirino, 114 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,790 Brock's twin brother. 115 00:07:09,790 --> 00:07:11,490 He transferred here after Brock was killed 116 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:15,300 in that brutal freak accident. Oh. 117 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,470 You know I've been trying to work on my temper, Sebastian. 118 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:20,600 Brock was the coolest. 119 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:28,780 Hey, there goes that sexy Brent Chirino. 120 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,580 Too bad his twin brother died. 121 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,480 I would've loved to have been the meat 122 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,180 in that Chirino sandwich. 123 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:36,150 Yeah, at least Brock wore a helmet! 124 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:38,550 I'm looking at you, Brent! 125 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,350 If you're hiding any drugs in your butthole, missy, 126 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,290 I swear to God... 127 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,830 Brent... Look out! 128 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:52,170 Brent. 129 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:53,900 There's still time! 130 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,240 Unh! 131 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,880 You really threw me for a loop. 132 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,520 I was on the edge of my seat. 133 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,320 Say, aren't you that fella whose cool brother was murdered? 134 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,450 Whatever. 135 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,190 I don't want to talk about it. 136 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,960 Well, name's Nedry... Nedry Headcheese. 137 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,660 Chirino... Brent Chirino. 138 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,500 I think you'll find I have a lot to offer 139 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,930 as a best friend. 140 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,670 Whatever, man. I'm not here to make friends. 141 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:29,270 I'm here to find out who murdered my brother 142 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,610 and get revenge. 143 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,810 Say, isn't this the frat 144 00:08:33,810 --> 00:08:35,880 your murdered brother belonged to? 145 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,480 Maybe we could pledge together, 146 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,390 find out what really happened to your brother. 147 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,260 I always thought... I promised myself 148 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,620 I would never join a fraternity. 149 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,730 I already had one brother. 150 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:56,360 I don't need any other brothers. 151 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,370 And that's why, even though a pack of wolves 152 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,670 took the use of my legs, 153 00:08:59,670 --> 00:09:02,770 I decided to become a zoology major. 154 00:09:02,770 --> 00:09:05,410 My whole family was once murdered by wolves. 155 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,310 Well, well, well... 156 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:14,780 If it isn't Brock Chirino, back from the dead. 157 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:19,390 Actually, I'm Brock's twin brother, Brent. 158 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,860 Weird. 159 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,390 Hey, you looking to pledge? 160 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:25,260 Great to have you aboard Delta Bi. 161 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,690 - Oh, I... - But I... 162 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,000 I understand, you know? 163 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,030 If you need some more time to get over 164 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:32,930 your brother's tragic death... No. 165 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,470 I'm done grieving. 166 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,600 I'm ready to party until my pants fall off. 167 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:40,740 Welcome to Delta Bi Theta. 168 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:42,710 I think you're gonna fit right in with the guys. 169 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:44,950 I'm Derek. I'm the friendliest guy you'll meet here. 170 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,280 Shut the fuck up, Derek! 171 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,550 Nice comeback, bro. 172 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,320 Don't mind the camera. That's Z.Q. 173 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,950 You should see the workout tapes he makes of us bros. 174 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,820 They're very... artistic. 175 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,290 - Hi. - Hello. 176 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,460 Come on. Let's go inside. 177 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,670 Siskel and Ebert say "Pizza Goblins" 178 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,940 is "family magic." 179 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,680 "Two thumbs way down." 180 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:19,910 Dragons fr... 181 00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:24,520 Welcome to Delta Bi. 182 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,720 You'll see that the party never stops here. 183 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,620 That's Spike. He rages harder than any of us. 184 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,860 Classic Spike. 185 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,330 That there is Sizzler. 186 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,700 He's trying to pledge Delta Bi, 187 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:39,070 but he won't get in 'cause he's a vegetarian. 188 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:40,070 What? 189 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,610 This here is Samzy. 190 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:48,690 He has a lot of memories of your brother. 191 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:59,020 I made them just like you like them, Samzy... overhard. 192 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,860 - Pretty nice. - Overhard. 193 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,960 Like you, Samzy. 194 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,460 Sorry. 195 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,630 Samzy's a bit of a bitch. 196 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:10,730 Oh. That explains it. 197 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:18,840 This is Todd. 198 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,910 We call him T-O-Double-D for short. 199 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,840 He's pre-med. Smartest guy in the frat. 200 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,880 Ohh! 201 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,410 Jesus, Derek, not now! 202 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,150 I got a lot on my mind. 203 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,020 Look at all my work that I'm doing. 204 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,520 With midterms and finals for everyone, what... 205 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:36,790 Brock? Oh, this is actually Brent, 206 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,060 Brock's twin brother. 207 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,060 Weird. 208 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,630 - Surprise! - No! 209 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,570 Ugh! Samantha, what the fuck?! 210 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,540 That's Todd's girlfriend, Samantha. 211 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:55,610 She's a psych major, which means she's a total psycho. 212 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:57,480 But, uh, you know, she owns a motor home, 213 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,780 - so it's cool. - Oh. 214 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,810 Babe, you can't keep coming in here, 215 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,520 bringing delicious treats for me. 216 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,650 But you deserve a treat, Todd! 217 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:06,050 Just a little bit of pampering 218 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,860 before our big anniversary getaway weekend 219 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,590 in old-town Sacramento. 220 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:14,530 I guess I do deserve a treat. 221 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,130 Mm-hmm. 222 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,730 But they're over on the floor. 223 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,450 Sorry I tossed your cookies back there. 224 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,780 That's okay. I'm used to it. 225 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:35,050 What do you mean? 226 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,120 I've always wanted to be a Delta Bi. 227 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,750 Be one of these guys? Why? 228 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,590 Delta Bi is the coolest frat in Chico, 229 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,120 but I'm a girl, 230 00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:47,130 so I could never join, even though I'm a legacy. 231 00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:49,000 Listen... 232 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,470 I know what it's like to not belong. 233 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,870 Brent! 234 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,770 I'm coming, guys! 235 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,040 I'm coming! 236 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,540 All right, I came. 237 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,010 Some pretty sweet tai chi back there. 238 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:02,740 Knew you'd fit in here. 239 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,880 But I never knew tai chi. 240 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,820 My dead brother knew tai chi. 241 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,880 You okay? 242 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,150 Sure. 243 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,590 Uh, where's Brock's old room? 244 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:19,930 Yeah. 245 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:39,950 And the winner for best dancer at prom, Brent Chirino! 246 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,820 Ugh! This is my room! 247 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:47,220 I called dibs on this room like two minutes after Brock died! 248 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,590 Shit! 249 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,790 You got to get out of here! 250 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,630 I got to haze a pledge right now. 251 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,560 - This is Turbeaux. - I'm Turbeaux. 252 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,860 Shit! Pinch me, pledge. 253 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,000 Oh! Pinch me harder! 254 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Aah! Guess I'm not dreaming. 255 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,240 Brock told me about you... 256 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,170 Little Brenty Brent Brent Chirino. 257 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,540 Hmm! He said you're a bit of a loner. 258 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,540 Actually, Turbeaux, Brent's thinking about pledging. 259 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,210 Oh, really?! 260 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,210 You want to get into this frat? 261 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,120 You want to learn our secrets? 262 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,720 You got to get through me. 263 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,790 Sizzler! 264 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:21,660 Or maybe you don't have what it takes to be a Delta Bi. 265 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,690 Do or die! 266 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,060 You think you can handle... 267 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,660 - this?! - Aah! 268 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:28,190 You think you can handle this?! 269 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,060 Ohh! 270 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:33,170 You think... you can handle this? 271 00:14:33,170 --> 00:14:34,030 Aah! 272 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,170 - This? - Aah! 273 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,340 This? 274 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,140 - Ohh! - This? 275 00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:39,570 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aahn=! 276 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,310 You think you can handle this?! 277 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:44,010 Do you... think... 278 00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,910 you... can... handle... this?! 279 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,350 Watch me not give a shit! 280 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,050 - Sizzler! - Ohh! 281 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,890 I don't care about you! 282 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:54,750 I don't care where you came from! 283 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,860 Your ancestors mean nothing! 284 00:14:56,860 --> 00:15:00,590 You bring shame to all of us! 285 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,860 Yes, sir. 286 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,030 Actually, Brent was thinking about 287 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,030 helping us out with our senior prank. 288 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:10,600 Oh, really? 289 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:14,140 Well, our pranks are pretty goddamn wild. 290 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:16,180 This year's gonna be no different. 291 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,010 Gonna be bonkers! 292 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,780 We're gonna need a real party boy to pull off this prank. 293 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:23,150 Is that you? 294 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,620 You daddy's party boy? 295 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,120 Yes. 296 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,760 Look at you. You'll never be a Delta Bi. 297 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,160 I'm gonna whup your ass with my big paddle now. 298 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,390 It's in my closet. 299 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,860 Aaaaaah! 300 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,900 Oh, man! 301 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,270 - God! - I think I captured 302 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,370 some genuine fear there. 303 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,800 God, guys! 304 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,910 You know how I feel about baby dogs! 305 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:48,380 Oh! We got you so good! 306 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:52,080 Get the fuck out of here, Samantha! 307 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,950 Why?! 308 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:55,050 God, guys! Guys! 309 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,650 I got this for Brock for his 16th birthday. 310 00:15:57,650 --> 00:16:01,190 It looks just like our childhood dog, Dr. Bagels. 311 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:03,290 - To me... to Turbeaux! - Ha! 312 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,690 To your bro! 313 00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,990 But I need Turbeaux to trust me. 314 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,700 I hate puppies, too! 315 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,870 Unh! 316 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,270 Really? 317 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:17,670 Maybe you are okay, Not Brock. 318 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:20,010 Maybe you are okay. 319 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:24,080 Hey, Sizzler, get the window. Z.Q., shut that camera off. 320 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,350 Brent, think about spending the night 321 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,780 in my room once I'm all moved in. 322 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,740 Let's check out these prank plans. 323 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:33,390 Oh. First, we're gonna need these. 324 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,690 That's tape. 325 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,020 Whoo! 326 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,390 Goddamn! 327 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,200 They gave us so much of that beer stuff. 328 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,930 I have the spins. 329 00:16:44,930 --> 00:16:46,370 I can't even read this sign. 330 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:47,800 Calm down, Nedry! 331 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,440 According to these plank prints, 332 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:53,210 it says the college radio station is right up there. 333 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:56,110 So, remember, when we get on the air, 334 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,410 you're gonna say, 335 00:16:57,410 --> 00:17:01,480 "Dean Pepperstone eats farts," okay? 336 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,250 And be sure not to mess it up, 337 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,390 'cause I have to get into this frat 338 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:09,820 to find out who was the murderer to my brother. 339 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,890 Whatever you say, best friend! 340 00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:14,290 They murdered my brother! 341 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,460 Chico Tower, this is Pan Am flight 912, 342 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,300 requesting permission to land. 343 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:23,270 Okay! Dean Pepperstone eats farts! 344 00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:24,870 Dean Pepperst... 345 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,370 Listen, this is air-traffic control tower. 346 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:27,740 Get off this frequency! 347 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:29,340 You get off this frequency. 348 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,010 I am a pilot. I have a plane to land! 349 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,310 I'm gonna crash! Dean Pepperstone eats farts! 350 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,780 Oh, God, I'm so sorry! 351 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:46,360 You Delta Bi Thetas have done it for the last time! 352 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,830 You killed 250 people, 353 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,030 and I do not eat farts. 354 00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,830 Listen, you need to give us a second chance. 355 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,430 I've given you enough chances! 356 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,140 Need I remind you of last year's prank, 357 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,840 when you broke the county dam 358 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,910 and submerged Ol' Parchtown in water? 359 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,840 But we created New Lake City. 360 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,480 You drowned 4,000 people. 361 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,920 The paddle-boat business is booming there. 362 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,420 Don't make me remind you of sophomore-year prank. 363 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,990 Sophomores, get to the chopper! 364 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,190 We are leaving! 365 00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:21,090 Sophomores, get to the chopper! 366 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,400 That's not fair! 367 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,230 Freshman-year prank, let me remind you, 368 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,930 we helped... 369 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,200 depose a Central American dictator. 370 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,440 That's true. Your heavy-metal hot-air balloon 371 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,940 did drive General Cortez from the Brazilian embassy, 372 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:37,810 which is why I'm only suspending you. 373 00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:39,080 During Greek Week?! 374 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,910 What's wrong with you?! 375 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,580 Come on! It's like Easter for men! 376 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,550 You can have your own Greek Week 377 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:47,120 out at the old sorority house... 378 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,520 - by the lake. - What? Ugh! 379 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,420 They never pick up their dog shit! 380 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,460 - It's haunted! - No! 381 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,000 Go there, brother. 382 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,270 Guys, a weekend at the lake? 383 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:04,170 That's nothing, right? 384 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:08,840 It'll be like a... Like a Dude Bro party! 385 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,480 Yeah. Okay. 386 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,880 Yeah. 387 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,450 A Dude Bro party. 388 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,350 And maybe you could invite some, 389 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:19,390 uh, young, nubile, recently divorced women? 390 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:21,220 - No! - No! 391 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,220 Bullshit! 392 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,520 Come on! No girls allowed! 393 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,990 Fine! Fine! Get out! 394 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:27,160 Get out, all of you! 395 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,530 Somebody help me! 396 00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:30,430 Should I lock this? 397 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,340 It's done. 398 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,010 Excellent. 399 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:45,410 Soon, the Dude Bros will taste their own blood. 400 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:52,050 All that's required now is a virgin sacrifice. 401 00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,250 Virgo sacrificium. 402 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,020 Yes, yes. Virgo Sacramento. 403 00:19:56,020 --> 00:20:00,130 - Whatever. - Virgo sacrificium. 404 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,100 Virgo sacrificium. 405 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,000 No! 406 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Aah! Ohh! 407 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,370 Aah! 408 00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:13,440 Virgo sacrificium! 409 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,280 I'm an immortal fuck machine! 410 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,050 Buttiker, get in here! 411 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:24,420 Uh-oh! Someone's in trouble! 412 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:30,190 - Yes, Chief. - Ah. Candace Buttiker. 413 00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:32,260 First in your class at Naval Academy, 414 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,590 in Valencia, Florida. 415 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,530 Are you ready for a real-world. 416 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,200 Chico police mission? 417 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,400 Oh, daddy like! 418 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,970 What have you got for me, Chief? 419 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,970 Motherface is rising on the harvest moon 420 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,100 to kill the Delta Bis, 421 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,540 but her plan won't work without a virgin sacrifice. 422 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,440 That's where that idiot virgin Sminkle comes in. 423 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,510 Aah! Fuck! My face! 424 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:55,650 You want me to send Officer Sminkle to his death. 425 00:20:55,650 --> 00:21:01,150 You see, only his death will give Motherface the power 426 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,220 to defeat the Delta Bis when it matters the most. 427 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,330 And, um, what would you like me to tell him? 428 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:11,200 Watch this. 429 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,140 Sminkle, get in here! 430 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,370 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 431 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,540 Aw, come on, Chief! 432 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:21,040 I thought we talked about this. 433 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,640 No girls allowed in the Dude Room. 434 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,180 I'm fine. Ah-choo! 435 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,080 Aah! What the hell?! 436 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,590 Sminkle, um, 437 00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:35,120 I have kind of an important assignment for you, if... 438 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,520 If you think you're up for it. 439 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,130 Oh, my gosh. Oh, absolutely. 440 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,730 Wait a second, though. Don't... don't you hate me? 441 00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:44,100 'Cause you called me a cum bubble yesterday. 442 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,070 Well, the way you got that girl to confess 443 00:21:46,070 --> 00:21:48,770 that she was hiding those drugs in her butthole, 444 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:50,340 that was pretty impressive. 445 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,670 And I'd like to kind of give you a reward. 446 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:56,140 You know about Chico's orange-shortage problem, right? 447 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,340 Oh, yes. It's very terrible, Chief. 448 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:01,250 City-wide vitamin-C levels have never been lower. 449 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,320 Well, uh, turns out your old friends 450 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:09,420 the Dude Bros are, in reality... 451 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:12,060 bags of oranges. 452 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,560 I should've known. 453 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,570 So, what I need you to do is find them, 454 00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:23,240 bop them on the nose, 455 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,740 and turn them back into their actual forms, 456 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,370 which as I said earlier, 457 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:31,080 are bags of oranges. 458 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,680 Save our city, Sminkle. 459 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,350 Officer Buttiker will accompany you 460 00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:40,590 to bop the Dude Bros on the nose 461 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:48,590 and turn them back into bags of fucking oranges. 462 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:52,130 Got it! You won't regret this, Chief-a-rooney! 463 00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,300 See? Now Officer Sminkle's Spazwagon 464 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,100 is all gassed up. 465 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,210 The Dude Bros are at the old sorority house by the lake. 466 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,540 And get there before the harvest moon. 467 00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:04,440 The town is depending on you. 468 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,290 Come on, guys! 469 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:19,430 Let's get some tunes in here! 470 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,700 What the shit is this?! 471 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,830 Yeah, Todd. 472 00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,770 What is all this about? 473 00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:30,340 Flowers, the music, champagne, 474 00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,410 that banner I refuse to read... 475 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,510 Guys, Samantha loves you, 476 00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:39,350 and she wants us to have a good time by the lake. 477 00:23:47,650 --> 00:23:49,660 Aah! 478 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,890 Hey, Todd, Samantha take your virginity yet? 479 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,390 Not yet. 480 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,900 She's been really pushing me, though. 481 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,800 And I'm not ready to be a dad. 482 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,300 Guys, there's baby stuff in here! Gah! 483 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,270 Hey! No! No baby stuff! 484 00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:03,800 - Baby hats... - Put that stuff back! 485 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,710 No babies! No, Todd, we're Americans! 486 00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:10,440 We can do whatever we want with no consequences! 487 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,680 No consequences in America! 488 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,750 A toast to Brent. 489 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,550 Boo! 490 00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:19,650 Hey, now, pour that pledge a pint of Prosecco, partner. 491 00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:22,690 Chirino perfectly pulled off our senior prank. 492 00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:25,530 We wanted the whole world to know that Dean Pepperstone 493 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:26,760 - eats farts. - Thank you. 494 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,630 And I think they got the message. 495 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:30,660 Speech! Speech! Right now! 496 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:34,870 Um... I guess I just want to say, uh, 497 00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:42,180 I can see why my brother was so stoked on you guys. 498 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,950 Um... and, uh... 499 00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:51,720 Titties. 500 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,920 Yeah! 501 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,190 - Yeah! - All right. 502 00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:54,950 - Yeah! - Whoo! 503 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,890 Yeah! 504 00:24:56,890 --> 00:24:59,490 Yes! Oh, my favorite! 505 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:03,400 - Yeah! - Forever's gonna start tonight! 506 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,230 - Delta Bi! Do or die! - It speaks! 507 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:19,750 Delta Bi! Do or die! Delta Bi! Do or die! 508 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,950 How are we gonna get across this lake? 509 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:34,890 Well, that's enough footage of that. 510 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:37,500 Someone want to get his attention? 511 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,500 Come on, pledge. 512 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,630 I'm over this tear shit. 513 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:40,770 Go get us some paddy boats. 514 00:25:40,770 --> 00:25:41,870 Come on! 515 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:48,370 Uh... Uh, hello? 516 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,640 Go away! 517 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,780 Can't you see I'm mourning the dea... 518 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,990 Oh. 519 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Hey! The Delta Bis! 520 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,270 I was just celebrating the anniversary 521 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:17,700 of my business finally taking off, huh? 522 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:20,810 I have you boys to thank for that. 523 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,910 Stand over there, next to my dead family! 524 00:26:25,910 --> 00:26:27,650 Come on. Yep. 525 00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:30,750 Nobody wanted to rent a paddy boat in Ol' Parchtown. 526 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,990 I was swimming in debt. 527 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:34,920 Until you boys flooded the town 528 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,060 and drowned my whole family, that is. 529 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:40,030 Now business is booming! 530 00:26:40,030 --> 00:26:42,960 Go ahead... put your arm around my wife. 531 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,730 My beautiful wife! 532 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,970 She died doing what she loved. 533 00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:51,300 - Drowning? - Yeah. 534 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,840 Not much reason for swimming lessons 535 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,610 if you lived in Ol' Parchtown, 536 00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:58,710 which is what made it such a particularly funny prank. 537 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:05,750 Now let's do a goofy one! 538 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,420 I said make it goofy! 539 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,100 That's a great picture. 540 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,500 Oh, man, that's my baby boy, too. 541 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:29,680 16 months old when the water took him away. 542 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,010 You guys still got it! 543 00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:34,350 Pranksters till the end! 544 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:36,720 The bitter... end. 545 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,020 You boys want to rent a paddy boat? 546 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,520 What paddy boat are you gonna choose, Brock? 547 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,490 - I'm Brent. - Okay. All right. 548 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,900 I trust that you have a paddy boat that will accommodate 549 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:51,960 - my lifestyle. - No. 550 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,100 Oh. 551 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:55,770 If I remember correctly, and I do, 552 00:27:55,770 --> 00:27:58,000 there's a handicap paddle boat about 20 miles that way. 553 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,710 Yeah! Fuck off, Nerdry! 554 00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:02,110 Don't tell me to F off! 555 00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:03,910 I'll F you if you don't come back for me! 556 00:28:03,910 --> 00:28:06,650 Whoa, whoa! Nerdry, come on. 557 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:07,710 You're in college now. 558 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,120 You can say "fuck." 559 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,080 Give it a try. 560 00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:16,390 F-f-f-f-f-f... F-f-f-f-f-f-fu... 561 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:19,460 You won't leave me here, will you? 562 00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:21,890 I got to go with them. You understand. 563 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,500 Here. 564 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,800 In case your wheelchair breaks down. 565 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:26,930 Uh, thanks. 566 00:28:26,930 --> 00:28:28,670 Radical deck. 567 00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:31,500 Well, see you there, Brent. 568 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,570 Don't forget to avenge your murdered brother! 569 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,980 Okay! One more picture! 570 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,180 And surprise me! 571 00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,710 Like when you blew up the dam 572 00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:41,580 and took everyone I knew and loved! 573 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:51,760 Well, they don't call me Ol' Iron Arms Headcheese 574 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,790 for nothing. 575 00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:54,430 Just 20 more miles, 576 00:28:54,430 --> 00:28:56,100 and I'll have an ice-cold brew waiting for me. 577 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:59,470 Ha! 578 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:01,970 Oh, monkey butts. 579 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:05,040 Is it so pooping hard to load a legacy 580 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,970 into a... a whore paddle boat?! 581 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,040 That's it. 582 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,940 I'm gonna say it. 583 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,080 F-f-f-fuck this creek! 584 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,780 Those dick farts never gave two shitting bitches 585 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,150 about Ol' Iron Arms. 586 00:29:18,150 --> 00:29:19,850 They'll see. 587 00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:22,720 I'll show those vagina faces what's what. 588 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,960 Those Delta Bi titty jizzers will regret the day they were... 589 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,560 Guys? 590 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,900 Help. 591 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:05,730 My psychic told me my son's head would cave in 592 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:08,700 from a car accident, and hello, prom night. 593 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:15,270 And the number-one reason 594 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,280 men and women just can't get along... 595 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,510 The remote control! 596 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,780 What do you think, Candace? 597 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,520 Think Letterman will go for these lists? 598 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,190 I'm not here to humor you, Sminkle. 599 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:29,660 Top 10 reasons Letterman will go for these Top 10 lists. 600 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,960 Number 10, my boundless enthusiasm. 601 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,860 32 more hours, Candace. 602 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:37,730 Number 9, that man is slapping a little boy. 603 00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,000 - What? - That man is 604 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,730 slapping a little boy! Oh, my God! 605 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,130 You think you're cooler than me 606 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:45,570 just 'cause you got a fancy tie and a job?! 607 00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:48,240 Yaaah! 608 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,240 Here's $100 and "The Grapes of Wrath," kid! 609 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,940 Get out of town! Change your name! 610 00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:53,550 Start a new life for yourself! 611 00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:55,750 Keep going! Keep going! You can do it! 612 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,550 And once you get into the trees for the night, 613 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,920 I want you to read that fucking book! 614 00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:05,320 That was, uh, pretty impressive how you handled that. 615 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:08,330 Yeah, well, every child deserves a chance. 616 00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:11,730 Aaaaaaah! 617 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,200 I love children. 618 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,170 They're the future that we screwed up for ourselves, 619 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:18,100 you know? So innocent. 620 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,040 I guess you probably don't care about this crazy dream 621 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,910 that I have, but, uh... 622 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,980 I want to open up a mobile library for children. 623 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:29,980 - Really? - You see, the first time 624 00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:32,790 I read a book, my mind went bang! 625 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,250 Like, anything in the universe was possible, 626 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,860 and I could find it all in the pages of a book. 627 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:40,130 And, well, that's what I want to do 628 00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:42,260 for all the children of Chico. 629 00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:44,700 I just want to bang them all. 630 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,870 - Um... - I'm gonna call it. 631 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:51,000 Sminkle's Bang Bus, Candace. 632 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,610 No more waiting in the public library to bang every kid I see. 633 00:31:54,610 --> 00:31:57,080 No, sir, I'm going to travel from block to block, 634 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,940 screaming out my window for kids 635 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,350 to climb aboard my bus and get banged silly. 636 00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:04,380 I mean, your heart's in the right place, 637 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:07,950 but, um, how about "bookmobile"? 638 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,820 - Yeah? - Not gonna lie, Candace... 639 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:12,760 That sounds real boring. 640 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,860 I would not want to get banged in a bookmobile. 641 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,860 - My bang bus. - Oh, no! 642 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,670 - Oh, no, no, no! - My bang bus! 643 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:21,830 My dream! 644 00:32:25,170 --> 00:32:26,310 Sminkle! 645 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:27,870 Aw, man! 646 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,080 Why does it have to not be a person anymore? 647 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,080 Ugh. 648 00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:44,420 There it is. 649 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,730 The old sorority house by the lake. 650 00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:06,780 Damn it! This place is a fucking shit-hole! 651 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,210 Who did this?! 652 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,980 Aah! 653 00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:16,390 Someone... someone else somewhere is in here. 654 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:31,900 - Relax, bros! It's me! - Rip Stick! 655 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,370 Thought you'd rock out on the lake without me, yeah? 656 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,840 We thought you died in the embassy. 657 00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:45,250 Part of me did die that day. 658 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,720 But now I'm back! 659 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,390 Rippin' and stickin'! 660 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:56,200 And I see I'm not the only one back from the dead, Brock. 661 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,730 Brock did die. 662 00:33:57,730 --> 00:34:01,000 That's his twin brother, Brent. 663 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,370 Weird. 664 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:04,470 Well, let's clean this stupid shit-hole 665 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:06,000 up so we can party, eh?! 666 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,240 Yeah! 667 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,170 All right! 668 00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:21,810 Hey! 669 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,940 This is more like it, huh, guys? 670 00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:36,400 Okay. Now start partying. 671 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,400 Yeah! 672 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,110 Oh! No, no! It's happening again! 673 00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:54,310 Again! It's happening again! 674 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,010 What is your problem, Samzy?! 675 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,850 Yeah, chill out, Samzy! 676 00:35:57,850 --> 00:35:59,250 Self-righteous fuck! 677 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,350 Samzy, you need to chill out, all right? 678 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,520 This is just an old house with old fuses, bro. 679 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,590 Old fuses. 680 00:36:05,590 --> 00:36:07,390 That's what I said... fuses. 681 00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:08,930 Old fuses, huh? 682 00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:11,500 - They are fuses, motherfucker! - It's old! 683 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,370 The fuse box is in the shed, 684 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:15,030 if I remember correctly. 685 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,240 Derek, you know how to be a handyman from your dad. 686 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,870 - Go out there. - I told you, 687 00:36:18,870 --> 00:36:20,440 I hate handyman work. 688 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,310 You never told me that, bro. You never told me that. 689 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,940 I would have not said that if you had told me that earlier. 690 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,460 I'm so sorry. 691 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:42,130 Here goes nothing. 692 00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:53,340 All right, Derek, you can do this. 693 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:55,540 You've been working with a therapist on this. 694 00:36:55,540 --> 00:36:57,240 You can do it. 695 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,580 They're just tools. 696 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:02,050 They're all just a bunch of tools. 697 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,520 Oh, no! 698 00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:25,240 All just a bunch of tools. 699 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,590 Aha. Gotcha. 700 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360 Aaaah! 701 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,490 Hoes before bros! 702 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,630 Derek did it! 703 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:53,300 The electricity! 704 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,710 Come dance with us. 705 00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:07,450 Brent, go dance with them. Go. 706 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:09,310 Go, go, go. 707 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,250 D-a-ance? 708 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,650 With someone? 709 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,690 I did that once. 710 00:38:24,430 --> 00:38:26,670 There you are, Brent. 711 00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,130 What are you doing? 712 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:31,140 Prom limo's waiting outside. Whoo! 713 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,540 I'm scared, Brock. 714 00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:34,470 I've never been with a girl before... 715 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,110 dancing-wise. 716 00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:40,410 You... You weren't supposed to see this. 717 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:43,150 Dancing is easy, Brent... 718 00:38:43,150 --> 00:38:44,680 If you have a plan, that is. 719 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,420 Here. 720 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,250 Let me show you. 721 00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:54,430 Follow the natural rhythm of the music. 722 00:38:54,430 --> 00:38:57,160 Ease into her smooth curves. 723 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,330 The body wants what it wants. 724 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,570 I think I'm getting it! 725 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:03,240 Dancing is like tai-chi fighting. 726 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,670 It's all about the transference of energy. 727 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:09,240 Just use her inertia against her. 728 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,310 That's it now. 729 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:12,640 Whoooa! 730 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:15,450 Oh. 731 00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:17,320 Oh, and first thing tomorrow, 732 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,220 we're gonna return that mannequin to T.J. Maxx, buddy. 733 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:21,390 All right. 734 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,690 Oh, Brock, what am I gonna do 735 00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:26,560 when you go off to East Chico U.? 736 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,790 Hey, you'll make some friends of your own. 737 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,060 But everybody sucks but us. 738 00:39:31,070 --> 00:39:32,660 Remember what I always say... 739 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,100 When you face a foe 740 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,200 you're afraid you can't defeat... Murder! 741 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,410 Aahhhhhhhhhhh! 742 00:39:41,410 --> 00:39:43,810 Aah! Aah! Aah! 743 00:39:43,810 --> 00:39:47,580 Aah! 744 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,750 It's horrible! 745 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,220 Someone killed! 746 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,380 What's going on, Spike? 747 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,490 Spike, tell us what happened! 748 00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:57,860 Someone killed... all the beer! 749 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:03,200 This can... Shotgunned. 750 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,800 Why?! 751 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,530 Who would do such a thing?! 752 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,370 Did you know about his worst fear? 753 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:10,400 Running out of beer? 754 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,600 I think it's pretty clear. 755 00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:14,440 We'll get to the bottom of this. 756 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,510 But right now, beer run, pledge, now! 757 00:40:17,510 --> 00:40:18,410 I'll take the pledge. 758 00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:19,410 I was planning on getting 759 00:40:19,410 --> 00:40:20,810 some candid nature shots anyway. 760 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:22,380 Yeah, yeah, sounds real great. 761 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,620 Just one thing, pledge! 762 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:29,390 Welcome to the beef box, population you. 763 00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:32,120 This is where you live now, in this thing. 764 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,390 Lick the inside for a 3-D experience, 765 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:37,500 you little shit bag. 766 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,630 All these bills! 767 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:41,270 Aaaaah! 768 00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:42,270 Your vagina... 769 00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:48,610 Uh, you sure you don't want me to call my dad, 770 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,410 just have him come pick us up? No! 771 00:40:50,410 --> 00:40:52,510 I've got to fix this on my own! 772 00:40:52,510 --> 00:40:55,280 - Plus, you murdered a guy! - Hey! 773 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,750 Stuff happens, Candace. 774 00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:58,750 That's the real world we live in. 775 00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:02,690 Well, the wolves are coming. 776 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:04,420 Let's spend the night here. 777 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,590 Clean up the dead parts in the morning. 778 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:19,170 What's wrong? 779 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,440 I'm sorry. 780 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,210 I've just had a hard time sleeping since... 781 00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:25,640 Since what? 782 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,880 The Dude Bro sophomore-year prank. 783 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,680 Oh, yeah. 784 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,880 The sophomore-year prank. 785 00:41:31,890 --> 00:41:34,590 I remember it well. 786 00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,290 Time's up, Sminkle. 787 00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:38,760 But you know what you can get for another $200, right? 788 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,360 Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, Fantasia?! 789 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,890 I own this fucking town! 790 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,830 I am eternal! 791 00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:50,670 Well, I don't really remember the sophomore-year prank, 792 00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:53,970 but I'm sure it was something awful. 793 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:56,610 We're gonna get those Dude Bros, Candace. 794 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,880 I don't know if you've ever... 795 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,810 bopped anybody on the nose before, but, uh... 796 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:05,280 it sure brings about a lot of closure. 797 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:07,850 - Yeah. - Oh, um, I kind of sleep 798 00:42:07,850 --> 00:42:09,960 with my eyes open. 799 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,420 It's just a thing. 800 00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:12,620 It's okay. 801 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,890 Hang in there, partner. 802 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:18,730 Good night. 803 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,840 Sminkle? 804 00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:45,320 Z.Q., I can't see a thing in this thing. 805 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,730 Life is tough in the beef box, pledge. 806 00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:49,360 You know, you can get out of that box 807 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,330 if you just man up and beef. 808 00:42:51,330 --> 00:42:52,800 I beefed on day five. 809 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,500 Spike, he beefed like every hour. 810 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,370 It's like, "Spike, slow your roll, man. 811 00:42:57,370 --> 00:43:00,270 Don't beef so fast." He wouldn't listen. 812 00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:03,280 Turbeaux, he beefed before he even got in there. 813 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,440 Dude's a machine. 814 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,840 Those guys seem pretty wild. 815 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:08,380 So fucking wild. 816 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:10,320 Can I tell you something, Z.Q., 817 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,820 something I haven't told anyone? 818 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,650 Sure, Sizzler. 819 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:16,690 Sometimes, I think those guys don't respect me. 820 00:43:16,690 --> 00:43:19,290 And I'll never be a Delta Bi 821 00:43:19,290 --> 00:43:21,730 even if I get out of this cold beef box. 822 00:43:21,730 --> 00:43:23,900 Delta Bis have to have confidence. 823 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,660 In there, you have to think on your feet, 824 00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:27,670 'cause it's all you've got. 825 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:31,000 My advice, if you're getting cold, just beef. 826 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,570 Get a good steam going. I don't want to beef. 827 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,810 Let go of your fears and beef. 828 00:43:35,810 --> 00:43:37,480 My fear is beef! 829 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,950 And pork and chicken and all that gross stuff! 830 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:42,610 No one respects that. 831 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,980 I'll never fit in here. 832 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,420 Don't get cranky with me, pledge! 833 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:46,920 Just because I like you 834 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,200 doesn't mean you're getting out of that box early. 835 00:43:51,490 --> 00:43:53,090 You, uh... you hungry? 836 00:43:55,030 --> 00:43:59,330 You know, through my lens, I see the souls of my bros. 837 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:01,700 I've seen your inner truth. 838 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,440 You've got beef in you. 839 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,770 I'm not gonna let you quit. 840 00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,570 You have too much potential. 841 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,390 Oh, Brock, how am I supposed to avenge you 842 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,860 if I can't find any stupid clues? 843 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:08,070 Anyway, good to see you, like... 844 00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:10,970 Whoa. 845 00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,850 Oh! 846 00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:25,850 Clues! 847 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:27,850 Oh, no! 848 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,930 Can you hold my hair back, bro? 849 00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,060 Clues! 850 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:42,570 Brock. 851 00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:44,900 Is that you, Brock? 852 00:45:48,770 --> 00:45:50,710 - Yes. - Strange. 853 00:45:50,710 --> 00:45:55,650 I have memories of your corpse, a flagpole... 854 00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:56,650 your anus. 855 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,620 Must have been a dream. 856 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:00,850 I don't dream. 857 00:46:00,850 --> 00:46:02,850 You should try it. It's fun. 858 00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:05,190 You can fly, you can fuck whatever you want. 859 00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:07,030 It's great. 860 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,690 What's that on your face, Brock? 861 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,900 It's chocolate. 862 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,100 I'm saving it for later. 863 00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,140 Did you miss your brother? 864 00:46:17,140 --> 00:46:19,100 Brent? 865 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:22,540 No, he... he's a loser. 866 00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:26,080 Peculiar. 867 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,950 You used to cry every night 868 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:32,180 for having pushed him away to keep him safe from this... 869 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:33,750 nightmare. 870 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:37,720 Dance with me, Brock. 871 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,090 Dance with me, just like we did in 1986 872 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:41,960 at the rhythm and blues mixer. 873 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,900 That's when the second string of murders started happening! 874 00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,900 Do you remember... Dance now. 875 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:48,230 - But my investigation... - Now we dance. 876 00:47:08,190 --> 00:47:09,550 Catch me. 877 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,190 Whoa! 878 00:47:13,190 --> 00:47:15,030 Heavy! 879 00:47:15,030 --> 00:47:16,190 Ohh! 880 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,660 Oh, no! Oh, no. 881 00:47:18,670 --> 00:47:20,130 No, no, no, no, no. Come on. 882 00:47:20,130 --> 00:47:22,100 Sam... Samzy? 883 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:25,170 You're okay! You're okay, Samzy! 884 00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:28,910 Heavy! Come on! Come on! 885 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,210 Think, Brent. Think, Brent. 886 00:47:30,210 --> 00:47:31,910 Everybody likes you. You're a good guy. 887 00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:33,950 They'll believe you. Samzy, Samzy... 888 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:35,850 Oh, my God! 889 00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:41,090 I see what's going on here. 890 00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:43,820 He's wasted on beer! 891 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:46,090 You lied to me! 892 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:48,160 Aah! 893 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:53,000 This coffee's so lame. 894 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,600 - Aah! - Did somebody say orange juice? 895 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,600 Oh, oh, oh God! 896 00:47:58,610 --> 00:48:00,170 The beer! 897 00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,610 Oh, God! Oh, God! 898 00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:04,280 Oh, fuck you, tree! No! 899 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,980 Oh, beer! No! No! 900 00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:11,220 Oh, God, no! Oh, no! 901 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,320 Aah! 902 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:21,130 Oh, it can't be! 903 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,630 Oh, beer! 904 00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:26,100 Beer! 905 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:27,700 Oh, beer! 906 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:30,000 Oh! 907 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,010 Oh, it's still cold! 908 00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:36,110 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 909 00:48:36,110 --> 00:48:37,780 Oh! 910 00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:41,850 Oh, perfect! Now I just need the tap. 911 00:48:42,350 --> 00:48:45,620 Where's the... Where's the tap?! 912 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:18,720 It's all head. 913 00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:27,930 So, Hamlet's not in the play. 914 00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:30,060 No, he's in it. It's just not about him. 915 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,700 It's about these two side characters 916 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,900 that nobody thought were important. 917 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:35,200 Seems unnecessarily pretentious. 918 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,140 What?! Aah! 919 00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:41,670 Boom! 920 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,370 Oh, yeah! 921 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,810 All right, pledge. 922 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:50,080 You're in the final stretch 923 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,280 of the Delta Bi biannual bicep gauntlet. 924 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,120 You've lost to pretty much every bro here. 925 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,320 Now you're gonna face me. 926 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,320 And if you lose, 927 00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,820 you're going in the barrel, 928 00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:58,920 and I'm gonna read what you've been writing 929 00:49:58,930 --> 00:50:00,790 in that stupid diary of yours! 930 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:02,330 My journal. 931 00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:04,130 All right. 932 00:50:04,130 --> 00:50:05,700 Kick his ass. 933 00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,330 3, tres, go! 934 00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:12,840 I already know what today's entry's gonna be. 935 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,070 "Dear Diary, I lost, 936 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:15,940 "and now I'm in a barrel." - No. 937 00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:16,970 - Yeah! - No. 938 00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:18,280 - Yeah! - Please. 939 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,140 - "Please" what? - Please don't beat me! 940 00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:21,250 Okay. Maybe. 941 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,250 - Just kidding. - Ohh! 942 00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,380 Aah! 943 00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:27,320 - Yeah! - Yay! 944 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,850 - Hey, guys! - Aww! 945 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,090 Babe, what the fuck are you doing here?! 946 00:50:31,090 --> 00:50:32,460 Yeah! What the fuck, Samantha?! 947 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:33,930 What the fuck, Todd?! 948 00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,130 You can't let your girlfriend come! 949 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:36,130 You know the rules! 950 00:50:36,130 --> 00:50:37,300 I didn't let her come! 951 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,260 What?! 952 00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,100 Babe, you can't be here. 953 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:42,330 I know you guys like beer, so I brought beer 954 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:44,140 so you guys like me. Right? 955 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:47,210 We can like beer without having to like you, Samantha. 956 00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,270 - Samzy, get the beer! - Sorry. 957 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,210 - See? Now we hate her. - Yeah, fuck her. 958 00:50:52,210 --> 00:50:54,380 - Don't we have an extra room? - Oh, yeah. 959 00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:55,480 We got all the room in the world. 960 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,180 It's called outside! 961 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,980 The rules do state that during bicep bi-annuals, 962 00:50:59,990 --> 00:51:03,890 all females have to stay outside... 963 00:51:03,890 --> 00:51:05,860 where there is more room. 964 00:51:05,860 --> 00:51:07,160 But I brought beer, 965 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,160 and you guys stole my motor home! 966 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,060 Todd, you broke the rules. You got to go with her. 967 00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,760 You can't let me go outside with her! 968 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,300 She's gonna try and take my virginity. 969 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,240 No, I would never. 970 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,800 If I remember correctly, 971 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:22,540 and I do, there's a tent in the shed out back. 972 00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:25,040 Yep, there's a tent in the shed. 973 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,780 The tent's located in the shed. 974 00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,880 That's where the tent is. In the shed. 975 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,220 Tent's in the shed. Tent's in the shed. 976 00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:32,780 Tent's in the shed. 977 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:33,890 No! 978 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:35,150 What's it gonna be? 979 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,890 Are you a Delta Bi or a Samantha guy? 980 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,060 What do you think? 981 00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:52,070 Tent's in the shed. 982 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:58,940 Looks like you get a stay of execution, pledge. 983 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:08,150 I don't even want to look at you right now! 984 00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:14,530 You've ruined my l-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ife! 985 00:52:14,530 --> 00:52:16,890 We're getting this tent, and we're going to bed! 986 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,600 That's it! 987 00:52:21,370 --> 00:52:23,370 Oh, that's fine! That's fine. 988 00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:24,440 - Babe... - We can just go to bed. 989 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,940 Yeah, I'm tired. 990 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,210 I didn't mean to get you kicked out. 991 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:28,510 - Babe... - I am so sorry 992 00:52:28,510 --> 00:52:30,310 that I'm a girl, baby. You should be! 993 00:52:30,310 --> 00:52:31,940 Who needs the Delta Bis? 994 00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:33,540 I think they're just jealous of you anyway. 995 00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:35,580 Babe, babe! 996 00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,280 Yeah, you are the smartest bro in the frat. 997 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,250 I mean, you've got career prospects, healthy gums, 998 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:42,090 I mean, amazing bone structure. Stop. Your hands are cold. 999 00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:43,550 - That tickles. - Your body is 1000 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,960 so fucking jacked and fertile! 1001 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,160 It's like your sperm count must be in the billions or something. 1002 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,230 Oh, oh! 1003 00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:52,860 Babe... I mean, those Delta Bis 1004 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:56,270 should be getting on their knees to worship you. 1005 00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:57,940 Tell me more about my bros. 1006 00:52:57,940 --> 00:52:59,900 Oh. Found it. 1007 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,880 Oh. 1008 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,580 Oh, Samantha. 1009 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:06,980 Oh, baby. 1010 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,410 - Stay on target. - Oh, Sam. 1011 00:53:08,410 --> 00:53:10,250 Eye on the prize! 1012 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:11,920 These air holes you poked in the condom aren't working, babe. 1013 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,120 No, stay the course! 1014 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,890 Little Todd still can't breathe. 1015 00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:17,460 He looks like a... A dude jammed into something. 1016 00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:19,290 It's usually hard. 1017 00:53:19,290 --> 00:53:20,890 It normally is! 1018 00:53:20,890 --> 00:53:22,230 Does this help? 1019 00:53:22,230 --> 00:53:24,900 - Yeah. Yeah, that's better. - Okay, good. 1020 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,660 - Okay. - You've got this, Todd! 1021 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:28,330 You are in the zone! 1022 00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,530 You are in the home stretch! Please! 1023 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:32,820 - You are killing it back there! - Don't look at me! 1024 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:38,540 Ahh, I'm having sex. 1025 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:41,280 Don't you quit now, boy! Don't you quit now! 1026 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,680 Now... now I lost it. 1027 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,080 Put your Delta Bi seed in me! 1028 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,380 My seed?! 1029 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,320 Aah! 1030 00:53:57,230 --> 00:53:59,400 Thank you, Toddy. 1031 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,130 Mm. 1032 00:54:05,170 --> 00:54:06,970 Should've pulled out. 1033 00:54:12,150 --> 00:54:13,540 How much further, Z.Q.? 1034 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,050 Our journey will end when it ends, Sizzler. 1035 00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:17,980 And once you beef, a whole new journey 1036 00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,050 begins for you. 1037 00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:21,320 Oh! 1038 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,060 - What's that?! - Tree noises. 1039 00:54:26,090 --> 00:54:27,660 Aah! 1040 00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,000 Oh. Oh, no! 1041 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,370 - Oh! - Z.Q., are you okay?! 1042 00:54:37,370 --> 00:54:39,070 No! I'm not okay! 1043 00:54:39,070 --> 00:54:40,670 Kick my camera in my general direction! 1044 00:54:40,670 --> 00:54:42,370 This is an incredible scene! 1045 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:44,080 - I'm getting out of this thing. - No! 1046 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,140 But I could save you! I just 1047 00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,240 have to get out of this box! 1048 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:49,080 Not until you beef! Sizzler! 1049 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:55,150 I'm trapped! I'm trapped! 1050 00:54:56,490 --> 00:54:59,060 No! Ha ha! I'm on my way! 1051 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,220 I have a rope! 1052 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,130 - Hang tight, Sizzler! - Aah! 1053 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:03,630 Aah! 1054 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:09,230 Amazing! 1055 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:13,300 Rainin' men. 1056 00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:17,270 Come on, Got to beef! 1057 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,540 Got to beef! 1058 00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:22,050 I got to beef! Aaah! 1059 00:55:22,050 --> 00:55:28,590 Aaah! 1060 00:55:28,590 --> 00:55:31,560 And the, uh, number-one reason 1061 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:37,060 why cops just can't catch a break, uh... 1062 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,330 My dad beat me, 1063 00:55:38,330 --> 00:55:41,030 and now I sleep with my eyes open! 1064 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,470 Boo! 1065 00:55:43,470 --> 00:55:44,600 God! No! 1066 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,600 You can tell he's a virgin! 1067 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:52,240 Oranges! Oranges! Get away from me! 1068 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:54,310 Sminkle! Wake up! 1069 00:55:54,310 --> 00:55:56,110 Number 6, please don't kill me! 1070 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,250 It's just a dream! We've got to move this car, 1071 00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,720 and I can't do it on my own. 1072 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,320 - I need your muscles. - Oh. 1073 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,790 Well, why didn't you say so? 1074 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:07,560 All I need is a hearty breakfast and, uh... 1075 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,230 Hey. 1076 00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:12,200 The wolves cleaned up all the deadness. 1077 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,400 And they filled up the tires. 1078 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,740 Boy... those wolves are... 1079 00:56:21,210 --> 00:56:24,510 ...getting pretty smart. 1080 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:26,610 Just push, damn it! 1081 00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:28,210 Brace yourself, 1082 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:31,620 'cause you just bought yourself a one-way ticket 1083 00:56:31,620 --> 00:56:34,820 to the motherfucking gun show! 1084 00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:42,730 Fu... Havin' a good time at the gun show! 1085 00:56:42,730 --> 00:56:45,360 Havin' a good... 1086 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,230 Aah! Oh, those Dream Bros were right... 1087 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,370 I can't do anything right. 1088 00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:56,240 Look, here are the top 10 reasons why Sminkle is great. 1089 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,540 10, he greets every day with a smile. 1090 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:02,180 9, he wants to help children. 1091 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:04,380 I want to bang children! 1092 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:07,380 8, he wants to bang children's minds. 1093 00:57:07,390 --> 00:57:09,820 No, it's not as catchy. No, it's too long. 1094 00:57:09,820 --> 00:57:11,590 It's too thought-out. It's too involved. 1095 00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:13,760 7, he wants to bang children. 1096 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,630 - Bang 'em good. - Don't give up, Sminkle. 1097 00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:18,330 We got to get you to the lake house 1098 00:57:18,330 --> 00:57:20,560 so that you can solve Chico's orange crisis! 1099 00:57:20,570 --> 00:57:24,200 Virgin strength! 1100 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,540 Ah! 6, he's asleep right now 1101 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:28,440 yet still somehow pushing. 1102 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:33,780 Uh... I, uh... 2, he's awake right now, 1103 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,150 and that's a good thing! 1104 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,520 1, he probably doesn't deserve to die. 1105 00:57:43,390 --> 00:57:45,360 - Yes! - Yes! 1106 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,860 Oh, my God! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1107 00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:47,890 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1108 00:57:54,830 --> 00:57:56,400 Oh, no. 1109 00:58:15,590 --> 00:58:17,220 Oh, no. I forgot my keys! 1110 00:58:17,220 --> 00:58:18,560 Aah! 1111 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,660 Every year, thousands of idiots are... 1112 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,570 Guys! 1113 00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,790 Hey, friend, come on in. 1114 00:58:50,790 --> 00:58:52,760 It's nice, and it's warm. 1115 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,730 Quit remembering your dead brother and jump in the water. 1116 00:58:55,730 --> 00:58:57,230 Brent, come on, man! 1117 00:58:57,230 --> 00:58:58,760 You can do it! Brent! 1118 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,360 Oh, take off that shirt. 1119 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,530 You'll love it! 1120 00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,440 Come on in, bro. Get in the water. 1121 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,770 - In the water! - It's so wet! 1122 00:59:06,770 --> 00:59:08,240 Yay! 1123 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,440 You did it! 1124 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,710 Congrats, buddy. 1125 00:59:11,710 --> 00:59:13,510 We're having such a good time. 1126 00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:16,610 - Aren't we, Brent? - Yeah. 1127 00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:18,780 I guess we are. 1128 00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,380 Yeah! 1129 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,490 Told you so. 1130 00:59:21,490 --> 00:59:23,290 Nice catch. 1131 00:59:23,290 --> 00:59:24,850 - Whoa! - Oh, no! 1132 00:59:26,690 --> 00:59:27,930 Daddy, no, don't go. 1133 00:59:27,930 --> 00:59:29,430 I'm sorry I'm a girl. 1134 00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,860 Daddy, no! No! 1135 00:59:30,860 --> 00:59:32,800 No, I promise I'll have you a grandson. 1136 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,600 It'll make it all better! Wait. 1137 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,000 What's that, daddy? 1138 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,800 You... you'll be right back? Oh, okay. 1139 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,900 I'll wait here on the stoop for you. 1140 00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:42,540 Bye. 1141 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:44,940 Mm. 1142 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:46,810 Oh, Todd, I had the most wonderful... 1143 00:59:46,810 --> 00:59:49,480 Aah! Aaaaaah! 1144 00:59:53,650 --> 00:59:55,750 Whoo! Yeah! 1145 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,420 - Shh! - Oh! 1146 00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,690 Look, guys, Z.Q.'s overcome his fear of heights! 1147 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:00,890 Wow! 1148 01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:24,540 Oh, my God! Torsos! 1149 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,380 Hey! Todd is dead! Help me! 1150 01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:37,920 So, Z.Q.'s dead? 1151 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,060 Samantha shows up covered in blood? 1152 01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:42,930 I knew she couldn't be trusted, but she's a killer! 1153 01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:45,060 Please let me in! 1154 01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:47,800 I just got punched in the face, and my boyfriend's dead! 1155 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,930 This weekend is not going at all how I planned it. 1156 01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:52,740 Brent, you get the door. 1157 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:55,010 Samzy, you played ball in college, right? 1158 01:01:55,010 --> 01:01:57,810 Starting pitcher, East Chico Rapiers. 1159 01:01:57,810 --> 01:01:58,810 Batter's up, bro. 1160 01:01:58,810 --> 01:01:59,940 Guys, I don't know... 1161 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,450 We're killing the killer! 1162 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:04,150 It's just like old times, Brock! Remember? 1163 01:02:04,150 --> 01:02:06,420 Go, Rapiers! 1164 01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:07,650 Please! 1165 01:02:07,650 --> 01:02:09,090 Just move. 1166 01:02:09,090 --> 01:02:11,490 Your brother's more Rapier than you'll ever be. 1167 01:02:11,490 --> 01:02:13,460 Please let me in! 1168 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:15,590 - Who is it? - It's Samantha! 1169 01:02:15,590 --> 01:02:17,490 Samantha who? 1170 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,530 Samantha Samantha! Let me in! 1171 01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:20,600 I'm Todd's girlfriend! 1172 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,130 I've tried to bang all of you! 1173 01:02:22,130 --> 01:02:24,640 Todd doesn't have a girlfriend. 1174 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,600 He's still discovering himself. 1175 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:28,210 Just let me in. 1176 01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:30,570 Okay. 1177 01:02:33,110 --> 01:02:34,450 Ohh! 1178 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,650 Go, Rapiers! 1179 01:02:36,650 --> 01:02:39,120 Wait a minute. Samantha couldn't be Motherface. 1180 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,850 Todd told me she was on that Booze Cruise in Cabo 1181 01:02:41,850 --> 01:02:43,150 when Brock died. 1182 01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,460 Guys, Samantha couldn't be Motherface. 1183 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,020 Todd told me she was on that Booze Cruise 1184 01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,460 in Cabo when Brock died. 1185 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:49,730 Whoa! 1186 01:02:49,730 --> 01:02:51,600 Motherface? Motherface is dead! 1187 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,900 We killed her twice, Brock, remember? 1188 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:54,600 Rememb... Br-Br-Broc... Broc... 1189 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,500 Broc... Broc... Broc... Broc... Broc... 1190 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:58,870 Ba-gawk! She's dead. 1191 01:02:58,870 --> 01:03:00,700 Motherface is dead. She's dead. 1192 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:04,140 But Samantha is here, alive, covered in blood! 1193 01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:05,880 We're all covered in blood! 1194 01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,250 Are you guys daft or something?! 1195 01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,550 Motherface is back! 1196 01:03:10,550 --> 01:03:13,520 She killed Todd, she killed Z.Q., 1197 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,690 and she killed my brother, Brock! 1198 01:03:15,690 --> 01:03:17,120 Samzy, throw another bat at him. 1199 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,760 - I'm out of bats. - Fine. 1200 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,560 I'll defeat him using good looks and logic. 1201 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,530 You are stu-pid. 1202 01:03:24,530 --> 01:03:25,830 Brock, you always had a plan 1203 01:03:25,830 --> 01:03:26,900 when these kinds of things happened. 1204 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:27,900 Brock, What's the plan? 1205 01:03:27,900 --> 01:03:29,670 Don't drag Brock into this! 1206 01:03:29,670 --> 01:03:32,740 Don't tell him where to drag my dead brother! 1207 01:03:32,740 --> 01:03:35,840 I already lost him once when he joined the Delta Bis, 1208 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,180 and then you let him get murdered by Motherface 1209 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:40,940 right under your noses! 1210 01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,010 That's fine. You know what? 1211 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,110 I'm rescinding your pledge. 1212 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,150 Oh, no! 1213 01:03:46,150 --> 01:03:48,020 I don't care! 1214 01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:49,650 I'm not even here to pledge! 1215 01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:51,150 I'm here for Brock... 1216 01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,960 To find out what happened to him and avenge his death, 1217 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,800 not to bro out with you dudes! 1218 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,530 - You lied to us. - No. 1219 01:04:01,530 --> 01:04:02,700 No, no, no, no, no. 1220 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,270 I trusted you! 1221 01:04:05,270 --> 01:04:08,710 Who are you?! 1222 01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:11,810 New plan... time to beat the shit out of 1223 01:04:11,810 --> 01:04:13,940 dead Brock's living brother, Brent. 1224 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:17,950 - Brock has a brother? - I told you, Samzy. 1225 01:04:17,950 --> 01:04:19,950 - God damn it. - Oh, my God! 1226 01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:21,950 You're little Brent Chirino! 1227 01:04:21,950 --> 01:04:24,820 I have heard so much about you. 1228 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:26,190 You can... Wow. Okay. 1229 01:04:26,190 --> 01:04:28,590 So you can understand how meeting someone 1230 01:04:28,590 --> 01:04:30,790 that looks exactly like somebody that you thought was dead 1231 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,660 would be exceptionally confusing. 1232 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:39,570 What the hell are you doing out of the beef box, pledge?! 1233 01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:45,340 Amazing! 1234 01:04:47,810 --> 01:04:48,850 Rainin' men. 1235 01:04:48,850 --> 01:04:50,350 Oh, God... Z.Q. 1236 01:04:50,350 --> 01:04:51,880 - Aah! - There! 1237 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,250 That's where I beefed. 1238 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,150 Pause the tape. 1239 01:04:58,220 --> 01:05:00,920 Enhance. 1240 01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:04,360 I said enhance, damn you! 1241 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,630 Now squint. 1242 01:05:07,630 --> 01:05:08,730 Motherface! 1243 01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:10,000 - Who? - I knew it. 1244 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,030 - Yes. - Whoa. 1245 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,340 It's true. 1246 01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,870 She's back. 1247 01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,370 But I've been investigating, 1248 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:20,240 and I think I know who she is and how to stop her. 1249 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:22,250 I thought I could do it alone. 1250 01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:23,980 But I need you. 1251 01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:27,680 You're the only bros I have left. 1252 01:05:27,690 --> 01:05:32,620 Step aside, Brock's identical twin brother. 1253 01:05:32,630 --> 01:05:35,130 Let a real Delta Bi handle this. 1254 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:38,400 You see, after surviving two party massacres myself, 1255 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:43,070 I grew weary of relying on Brock's plans to save us all. 1256 01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:46,340 To wit, I created an identical robot duplicate of myself 1257 01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:51,110 for one, singular purpose... To kill Motherface. 1258 01:05:51,110 --> 01:05:54,910 - Weird. - It's up in the attic. 1259 01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:58,780 Oh! That's it! 1260 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,180 Robot! 1261 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,020 In the attic. 1262 01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:04,020 - Oh! - Okay. 1263 01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:07,760 Well, with that in mind, you bros just kick your feet up 1264 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,060 and let me and Robo-Samzy take care of this one. 1265 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:12,180 - I don't know if you should... - Just, uh... 1266 01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,070 That's odd. There appears to be some kind of malfunction. 1267 01:06:18,070 --> 01:06:20,200 I'll just do a quick check... No! No! 1268 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:23,670 I was just thinking, maybe, if that doesn't work, 1269 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,080 then we should have a plan B. 1270 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,410 I got this one. 1271 01:06:28,410 --> 01:06:31,080 Yeah, there he goes. 1272 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,880 Secret door open. 1273 01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:36,450 And there he's going. 1274 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:38,990 - Oh, Jesus. - Robo-Samzy? 1275 01:06:38,990 --> 01:06:40,160 Robo-Samzy?! 1276 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,230 Oh, no! Robo-Samzy! 1277 01:06:42,230 --> 01:06:44,960 You didn't try to dance, did you?! 1278 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:48,330 You beautiful fool! Who did this to you?! 1279 01:06:48,330 --> 01:06:51,470 It was... Bro... 1280 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,010 What is going on?! 1281 01:07:01,010 --> 01:07:08,750 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 1282 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:10,390 I don't like that guy. 1283 01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,120 Aah! Aah! 1284 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,130 What is happening?! 1285 01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:21,930 I had a plan this time! 1286 01:07:21,930 --> 01:07:23,430 I watched you die! 1287 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,440 Twice! 1288 01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:29,170 Hmm? 1289 01:07:33,810 --> 01:07:35,780 Why are you hitting yourself, huh? 1290 01:07:39,150 --> 01:07:41,420 What are you... I'm a little bitch! 1291 01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:44,350 I'm a little bitch! 1292 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,190 I'm a little bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, 1293 01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:48,460 bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! 1294 01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:49,790 You killed my mother. 1295 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:53,130 And my sister. 1296 01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:57,870 You at least deserve a tongue-lashing. 1297 01:07:57,870 --> 01:08:03,340 Aah! Aah! 1298 01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:05,410 Aah! 1299 01:08:15,450 --> 01:08:18,190 What? No tongue? 1300 01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,980 Call now, and we'll send you a second... 1301 01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:45,180 Are you bored of the same... 1302 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,950 No, no. Please. Please, God. 1303 01:08:47,950 --> 01:08:49,250 Please. Oh, no. 1304 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,850 Oh, God, Candace. 1305 01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,460 Oh, God! 1306 01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,310 Virgin... tears. 1307 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:09,340 Aah. 1308 01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:11,410 Ugh. 1309 01:09:11,410 --> 01:09:13,340 Ew. 1310 01:09:13,350 --> 01:09:16,180 - You saved my life. - Well, yeah, you big dummy. 1311 01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:18,350 I mean, you know, honestly, this is the longest time 1312 01:09:18,350 --> 01:09:19,620 I've ever spent with another person, 1313 01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:21,280 and I've never really had a friend, 1314 01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:22,590 and no one's ever listened to my top 10 lists before 1315 01:09:22,590 --> 01:09:24,050 or had such pretty hair, 1316 01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,390 and when we were flying through the air, 1317 01:09:25,390 --> 01:09:27,120 I really thought we had a moment there, 1318 01:09:27,130 --> 01:09:28,490 and I honestly thought I could spend the rest of my life 1319 01:09:28,490 --> 01:09:30,190 flying through the air next to this person! 1320 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,230 And I was honestly glad we didn't wear seat belts! 1321 01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:32,430 You know, fuck safety! 1322 01:09:32,430 --> 01:09:34,300 And I really thought that I lost you! 1323 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,470 Oh, Sminkle. 1324 01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:38,270 Oh, Candace. 1325 01:09:38,270 --> 01:09:39,540 I'm sorry. 1326 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:40,940 There's another guy, isn't there. 1327 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,110 Gosh darn it. I should've known. 1328 01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:44,610 Classic Candace. 1329 01:09:44,610 --> 01:09:47,110 Nice work, officer. 1330 01:09:55,490 --> 01:09:57,220 Hey. 1331 01:09:57,220 --> 01:09:59,920 Sorry I abandoned you back there. 1332 01:09:59,930 --> 01:10:01,390 That's okay, daddy... 1333 01:10:01,390 --> 01:10:03,930 - I mean, Brent. - Brent. 1334 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,530 I'm cold. 1335 01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:25,250 Are we gonna die, Brent? 1336 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,130 Hey, Sizzler, great job. 1337 01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:40,160 Why don't you go fuck off for a sec, all right? 1338 01:10:40,170 --> 01:10:43,570 Sure. I'll go get my organic veggies upstairs. 1339 01:10:43,570 --> 01:10:45,650 Grab a big bag of dicks. I don't care. 1340 01:10:47,970 --> 01:10:50,370 Hey. 1341 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,210 Brock meant a lot to me. 1342 01:10:52,210 --> 01:10:55,580 And I thought, like a idiot, 1343 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:57,950 that maybe you'd be like him, 1344 01:10:57,950 --> 01:10:59,550 and we could go on like nothing ever happened. 1345 01:10:59,550 --> 01:11:02,050 But something did happen. 1346 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:03,120 You lied to me! 1347 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,350 Turbeaux, you can trust me. 1348 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,190 - We're in this together. - No! 1349 01:11:06,190 --> 01:11:08,360 Brock planned all my workouts for me! 1350 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,630 We were supposed to do traps and lats the day he died! 1351 01:11:10,630 --> 01:11:12,460 Now look at me! 1352 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:16,100 If we do 10 sets of 20 reps on the lat pull-down machine, 1353 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:19,500 I swear, we will sculpt you the V-taper of your dreams. 1354 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,240 You lied to me! 1355 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:22,970 I swear, I will never lie to you again. 1356 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:24,310 What if it's my birthday? 1357 01:11:24,310 --> 01:11:26,180 You take me to a quiet little bistro dinner. 1358 01:11:26,180 --> 01:11:27,510 Nothing too fancy? 1359 01:11:27,510 --> 01:11:30,080 And then you act like you "forgot your keys." 1360 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,180 Then the lights go out. 1361 01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:32,620 Who turned out the lights? 1362 01:11:32,620 --> 01:11:34,320 Then the lights go back on. 1363 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,690 All my friends are there. 1364 01:11:35,690 --> 01:11:37,220 And you know what it is? 1365 01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,520 It's a goddamn surprise birthday party! 1366 01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:44,530 Garcon, bring out the fucking raspberry brown butter torte 1367 01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:48,030 that reads "Happy 23rd B-Day, Turbeaux!" 1368 01:11:48,030 --> 01:11:50,530 Love your lying friend, 1369 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:53,100 "the sack of shit that he is, Brent!" 1370 01:11:53,110 --> 01:11:55,710 I swear, I will ruin every surprise party 1371 01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:58,010 that anyone ever throws you! 1372 01:11:58,010 --> 01:11:59,210 But I love surprises! 1373 01:11:59,210 --> 01:12:00,480 What's your problem, man?! 1374 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,080 I have a hairy dick! 1375 01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:09,550 Wh-what? 1376 01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:15,030 You know how I hate little baby dogs 1377 01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:17,390 and their little hairy baby dog dicks? 1378 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,800 Yeah, I guess, yeah. 1379 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,330 When I look at a little baby dog, Brent... 1380 01:12:22,330 --> 01:12:25,400 I see the parts of me that I hate! 1381 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,770 I hate my little hairy baby dog dick! 1382 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,570 That's cool, man. 1383 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:34,480 That's... That's normal... 1384 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:38,580 for us... to have... problems... 1385 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:42,490 with our... with our dicks. 1386 01:12:42,490 --> 01:12:43,650 Really? 1387 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:46,820 Sure. 1388 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:49,560 All right. 1389 01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:54,200 Well, me and my fuzz rod, we're gonna... 1390 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:58,570 go down to the cellar and... get some more wood. 1391 01:13:00,570 --> 01:13:02,710 All right. Good talk. 1392 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:13,120 What? 1393 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,620 Who's been pillaging my veg stash?! 1394 01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:19,490 What am I gonna eat? 1395 01:13:36,710 --> 01:13:40,510 Aww. You're just hungry. That's cool. 1396 01:13:40,510 --> 01:13:43,380 What's mine is yours, rabbit friend. 1397 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:53,260 No, I can't! I'm a vegetarian! 1398 01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,460 Meat upsets my stom... 1399 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,730 Oh, n-o-o-o-o! 1400 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,630 All right! 1401 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:48,340 One bullet? Cool. 1402 01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:50,880 Oh! 1403 01:14:56,850 --> 01:14:58,790 I'm not afraid of you. 1404 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:16,910 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 1405 01:15:16,910 --> 01:15:18,440 I'm a puppet! 1406 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,340 Aah! 1407 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:21,350 Oh, my God! 1408 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:22,550 Ohh! Ohh! 1409 01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:25,250 I hate my little hairy baby dog dick! 1410 01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:27,450 I have a hairy dick! 1411 01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:29,490 Baby hairy dick! 1412 01:15:29,490 --> 01:15:32,790 I hate my little hairy baby dog dick! 1413 01:15:32,790 --> 01:15:35,260 I have a hairy dick! 1414 01:15:41,830 --> 01:15:43,570 You're so small! 1415 01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:47,400 - What was that? - Turbeaux's dead. 1416 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:48,970 And Sizzler? 1417 01:15:48,970 --> 01:15:51,270 Honestly, I forgot who Sizzler was, 1418 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,980 but I should play it cool. 1419 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:56,250 Let's split up and look for him. 1420 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:04,020 Sizzler? 1421 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:11,630 Sizzler? 1422 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:20,800 Sizzler? 1423 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:25,780 Sizzler? 1424 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,550 Sizzler? 1425 01:16:29,550 --> 01:16:32,050 Oh! Sizzler?! 1426 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,490 Sizzler? 1427 01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:43,760 Sizzler? 1428 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:46,760 Relzzis? 1429 01:16:47,930 --> 01:16:50,070 Relzzis? 1430 01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:52,440 Sizzler? 1431 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:55,870 Relzzis? 1432 01:16:55,870 --> 01:16:57,710 Sizzler? 1433 01:16:57,710 --> 01:16:58,740 Relzzis? 1434 01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:01,080 Relzzis? 1435 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,380 Sizzler? 1436 01:17:04,380 --> 01:17:06,320 Sizzler? 1437 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,660 Oh, my God! Oh, God! 1438 01:17:17,530 --> 01:17:19,430 Whoa, Sizzler? 1439 01:17:20,430 --> 01:17:22,400 Shit. 1440 01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:25,770 Looks like it's just the two of us. 1441 01:17:25,770 --> 01:17:28,600 No. 1442 01:17:28,610 --> 01:17:30,510 There's a third. 1443 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:37,350 - T-O-Double-D? - Mm-hmm. 1444 01:17:38,350 --> 01:17:39,750 It's the last Delta Bi. 1445 01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:54,130 We have Steve Guttenberg here in the studio 1446 01:17:54,130 --> 01:17:55,770 to talk to us about his upcoming movie, 1447 01:17:55,770 --> 01:17:58,740 "3 Men and a Baby." Can't wait! 1448 01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:00,100 See you after the late-night morning movie. 1449 01:18:00,110 --> 01:18:02,410 - Stay tuned! - Sizzler? 1450 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,540 Oh, God! Todd Jr., no! 1451 01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:09,810 Fetus! 1452 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:11,380 I wish you'd be more positive. 1453 01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:13,380 - I've had a bad day. - Oh, no. 1454 01:18:13,390 --> 01:18:14,780 Motherface got you guys, too. 1455 01:18:14,790 --> 01:18:16,390 Oh, you don't care. 1456 01:18:16,390 --> 01:18:18,090 You don't even know our names. 1457 01:18:18,090 --> 01:18:19,920 Yea... yeah, I do. 1458 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,520 Name us. 1459 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,430 Todd... no. Turtleneck. 1460 01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:28,530 Turtleneck bro... Flannel bro. 1461 01:18:28,530 --> 01:18:29,830 Lucky guess. 1462 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,970 Only 'cause we're named after our shirts. 1463 01:18:31,970 --> 01:18:34,870 Can you even name one good time we've had together? 1464 01:18:34,870 --> 01:18:36,770 Yeah! 1465 01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:42,810 No. 1466 01:18:46,890 --> 01:18:48,720 Aah! Ohh! 1467 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,490 Ohh, ohh! 1468 01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:53,990 You're alone, Brent. 1469 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:55,660 You never avenged your brother. 1470 01:18:55,660 --> 01:18:57,490 You never solved your mystery. 1471 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,630 Oh, you're wrong. 1472 01:18:59,630 --> 01:19:05,070 I'm ready to avenge my brother because I solved my mystery. 1473 01:19:05,070 --> 01:19:08,470 I know who you are, Motherface. 1474 01:19:08,470 --> 01:19:10,740 You're Ronald Reagan. 1475 01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:15,850 No... no, I'm not. 1476 01:19:15,850 --> 01:19:17,680 Think about it, Mr. President. 1477 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,080 The Dude Bros freshman-year prank deposed General Cortez. 1478 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:24,120 Your heavy-metal hot-air balloon did drive General Cortez 1479 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,590 from the Brazilian embassy. 1480 01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:27,960 So you could install a puppet dictator 1481 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,130 and turn the tide in Central America. 1482 01:19:30,130 --> 01:19:33,930 Oh, with their powerful pecs and extreme athleticism, 1483 01:19:33,930 --> 01:19:38,100 the Delta Bis were you personal Delta Force. 1484 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,810 - This is ridiculous. - Sophomore year, 1485 01:19:42,810 --> 01:19:44,140 they sold arms to Iran, 1486 01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,880 but that went south, didn't it, Ronnie? 1487 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:50,010 So you decommissioned them to a frat house in East Chico. 1488 01:19:50,010 --> 01:19:51,710 How convenient. 1489 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,020 Oh, except you forgot about one thing. 1490 01:19:54,020 --> 01:19:56,590 You can't turn off training like that, can you? 1491 01:19:56,590 --> 01:19:58,590 No. Not like a light switch. 1492 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:00,590 Part of me did die that day. 1493 01:20:00,590 --> 01:20:03,630 So, two days ago, when they brought down two planes, 1494 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:07,000 you got a sex change, you appointed an imposter 1495 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,930 to take your place in D.C., 1496 01:20:08,930 --> 01:20:13,770 and donned the face of Chico's most notorious killer. 1497 01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:16,640 Admit it, Motherface. 1498 01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:20,740 You are our nation's 40th president. 1499 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:26,280 Damn it, Brent. 1500 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,550 How did you know? 1501 01:20:28,550 --> 01:20:30,290 I solved it! 1502 01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:35,590 Oh, damn it! 1503 01:20:35,590 --> 01:20:37,760 I really thought I had that one! 1504 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:39,730 Oh! 1505 01:20:39,730 --> 01:20:42,100 I'm ready to avenge my brother, Motherface, 1506 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,900 because I know who you are. 1507 01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:45,800 Did you know about his worst fear? 1508 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,540 Running out of beer? 1509 01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,940 You knew all kinds of personal information about us. 1510 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,770 No babies! My seed! 1511 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:52,880 Aaah! 1512 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,240 My fear is beef! 1513 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:57,280 And pork and chicken and all that gross stuff! 1514 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,820 I told you... I hate handyman work. 1515 01:20:59,820 --> 01:21:01,220 Aaah! 1516 01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,950 Z.Q.'s overcome his fear of heights! 1517 01:21:02,950 --> 01:21:03,920 - Wow! - We never established 1518 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,290 he was afraid of heights. 1519 01:21:05,290 --> 01:21:06,760 Eh, who cares? This whole thing's a mess. 1520 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,760 - This is fucking stupid. - Guys... 1521 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,990 And that's because you're Turbeaux... 1522 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,800 The school therapist! 1523 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,130 Ow! Why?! 1524 01:21:15,130 --> 01:21:16,930 Why? 1525 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:19,940 Haven't you been investigating any of this shit?! 1526 01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:24,010 Your brother murdered my mom and my twin sister! 1527 01:21:24,610 --> 01:21:28,140 I swore that the reign of terror of your kind was over. 1528 01:21:28,150 --> 01:21:29,610 I swore that I would find 1529 01:21:29,610 --> 01:21:31,980 the Delta Bis deepest, darkest fears, 1530 01:21:31,980 --> 01:21:33,850 starting with your brothers, 1531 01:21:33,850 --> 01:21:35,850 and use it to slaughter them! 1532 01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:39,990 - Hey, my brother was... - Oh, shut the fuck up. 1533 01:21:39,990 --> 01:21:41,890 I was their therapist! 1534 01:21:41,890 --> 01:21:44,730 Oh, the things these guys told me. 1535 01:21:44,730 --> 01:21:46,630 Did you know that, two months ago, 1536 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,760 Derek hit a 9-year-old with his car 1537 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,730 and then buried her under the football field, huh? 1538 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:55,970 And Samzy put Coca-Cola and Pop Rocks in the fuselage 1539 01:21:55,970 --> 01:21:58,670 of the Challenger shuttle as a goof! 1540 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:02,310 Hey, what about patient-doctor confidentiality? 1541 01:22:02,310 --> 01:22:04,850 Oh, the sense of entitlement on these bros! 1542 01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:07,250 Tai chi! 1543 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:11,050 Why did you join their ranks, Brent? 1544 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:15,060 You could've ended this cycle of meaningless destruction. 1545 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:17,630 I just wanted to have the feeling of... 1546 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:19,760 brotherhood again. 1547 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,130 I...I had a good time. 1548 01:22:22,130 --> 01:22:24,770 Oh, fuck you! 1549 01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:26,340 What about sisterhood?! 1550 01:22:26,340 --> 01:22:28,370 My sister was my best friend. 1551 01:22:28,370 --> 01:22:31,840 None of you motherfuckers have any sense of goddamn empathy. 1552 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,840 They crashed a plane into an orphanage. 1553 01:22:34,850 --> 01:22:36,780 An orphanage! 1554 01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:41,180 Well, I was behind the planes, not them. 1555 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,290 You are just like Brock. 1556 01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:48,390 Do you know why your brother 1557 01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:50,990 went to a different college than you? 1558 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,860 East Chico U. Has an urban-development major. 1559 01:22:52,860 --> 01:22:54,860 He wanted to be a city planner. 1560 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:57,730 He told me he needed space. 1561 01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:05,940 N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 1562 01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:08,840 Not so motherfucking fast, Motherface! 1563 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:12,780 - Nedry?! - That's fucking right, bitch! 1564 01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:15,420 You're doing it, Nedry! You're swearing! 1565 01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:16,950 Looks like I fucking 1566 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:19,120 handicapped your advantage, Motherface. 1567 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,760 See, I've gained mastery over all these animals! 1568 01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:23,130 Look at my beasts! 1569 01:23:23,130 --> 01:23:25,290 I've forgiven the wolves that slayed my family 1570 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:26,830 and become their leader. 1571 01:23:26,830 --> 01:23:28,730 You want to see some cold-ass shit? 1572 01:23:28,730 --> 01:23:30,330 Ca-caw! 1573 01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:35,710 This here is a motherfucking bald eagle, 1574 01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:37,310 the most majestic creature in America, 1575 01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,010 and I made him my bitch! 1576 01:23:40,010 --> 01:23:42,980 And it's about to motherfuck your face, Motherface! 1577 01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:46,350 Because you know, birds of a feather, flock... 1578 01:23:46,350 --> 01:23:48,480 Together. 1579 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:03,170 Whoa! 1580 01:24:03,170 --> 01:24:04,300 Tai ch... 1581 01:24:07,210 --> 01:24:08,800 What's the matter? 1582 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,210 All choked up? 1583 01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,860 Use her inertia against her. 1584 01:24:35,170 --> 01:24:36,900 Is it really you? 1585 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:38,330 It's really me. 1586 01:24:38,340 --> 01:24:40,100 It's Brock. 1587 01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:41,340 Weird. 1588 01:24:41,340 --> 01:24:44,170 I...thought you needed space. 1589 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:47,380 Hey. We've had our space. 1590 01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:49,280 And we'll never need space again, 1591 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,080 because I'll always be with you... 1592 01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,550 within you. 1593 01:24:54,550 --> 01:24:56,820 Yeah. You'll see. 1594 01:25:01,090 --> 01:25:03,790 Oh, crumbles! 1595 01:25:05,130 --> 01:25:07,860 Virgin sacrifice. Oh! 1596 01:25:12,070 --> 01:25:15,200 Oh, if only I was a roly-poly bag of oranges! 1597 01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,940 I'd bop myself on the nose 1598 01:25:16,940 --> 01:25:20,080 and tumble and fumble right out of this tender trap. 1599 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,480 Sminkle, it's me. 1600 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:24,350 Let's get you out of here. 1601 01:25:24,350 --> 01:25:27,820 You lied to me. 1602 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:30,220 You all lied to me. 1603 01:25:30,220 --> 01:25:33,360 And the Dude Bros aren't really bags of oranges, are they? 1604 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:35,460 And every moment we spent in my bang bus 1605 01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:37,530 meant nothing, did it. 1606 01:25:37,530 --> 01:25:39,230 Well, fine, Candace. 1607 01:25:39,230 --> 01:25:41,030 If dying a virgin is the only way 1608 01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:43,230 I can save my beloved Chico, 1609 01:25:43,230 --> 01:25:46,240 then I guess that's all I'm good for. 1610 01:25:48,370 --> 01:25:50,510 Not if I can help it. 1611 01:25:50,510 --> 01:25:52,370 What are you doing? 1612 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:54,110 Saving your life. 1613 01:25:56,150 --> 01:25:59,080 She's too powerful, Brock. I let you down. 1614 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,620 Hey, remember what I always say... 1615 01:26:01,620 --> 01:26:04,590 If you face a foe you're afraid you can't defeat, 1616 01:26:04,590 --> 01:26:06,460 you got to let your bros in. 1617 01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:07,560 Let us in, Brent. 1618 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:10,130 Let us all... in. 1619 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:20,270 All along, Brent, you just needed to let you bros in. 1620 01:26:23,270 --> 01:26:24,870 I'm ready. 1621 01:26:27,310 --> 01:26:31,910 Bros, enter me! 1622 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,450 Oh! 1623 01:26:34,380 --> 01:26:36,420 Oh! 1624 01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,550 Oh-ho-ho! 1625 01:26:37,950 --> 01:26:40,260 - Unh! - You're doing it. 1626 01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:49,470 Oh! 1627 01:26:49,470 --> 01:26:51,130 Oh-ho-ho! 1628 01:26:51,140 --> 01:26:53,370 Unh! 1629 01:26:53,370 --> 01:26:54,940 Oh! 1630 01:26:54,940 --> 01:26:57,570 Whoa! We're not virgin anymore. 1631 01:26:57,580 --> 01:27:01,040 I feel so free! 1632 01:27:01,050 --> 01:27:01,680 Ah! 1633 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:03,210 Oh! 1634 01:27:36,180 --> 01:27:39,720 I'll always be with you, Brent... 1635 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:44,620 inside your butt giving you powers. 1636 01:27:44,620 --> 01:27:46,520 Bye-bye. 1637 01:27:58,540 --> 01:28:02,500 And that's the number 1 reason why Candace and I are in love. 1638 01:28:02,510 --> 01:28:04,240 You fool! 1639 01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:07,610 You had one simple destiny, Sminkle... 1640 01:28:07,610 --> 01:28:09,040 To stop the Dude Bros, 1641 01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:10,750 and you balls'd it up! 1642 01:28:10,750 --> 01:28:13,080 Do you have any idea 1643 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:17,750 how much work and taxpayer money went into this?! 1644 01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:20,160 I learned Latin. 1645 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:22,260 And making all those blood candles? 1646 01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:26,060 Jesus, I... I killed so many ducks. 1647 01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:31,100 And Debra... made a lovely cake. 1648 01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:35,100 I ate a goddamn nicoise salad 1649 01:28:35,110 --> 01:28:37,710 to make room for this cocksucker, 1650 01:28:37,710 --> 01:28:40,140 and now I can't even look at it! 1651 01:28:42,310 --> 01:28:45,350 And you... You said I could trust you! 1652 01:28:45,350 --> 01:28:47,780 And you fall in love with him?! 1653 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,450 Chief, you got a call 1654 01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:53,720 from the Imperial Dark Majesty on line 1. 1655 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:59,630 That's, uh... that's Eric, and I have to take this. 1656 01:29:05,170 --> 01:29:06,700 Well, we did it, Candy! 1657 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:09,200 And all because you taught me to believe in myself. 1658 01:29:09,210 --> 01:29:11,110 Well, I don't want to take all the credit. 1659 01:29:11,110 --> 01:29:14,210 I mean, you did teach me a thing or two, as well. 1660 01:29:14,210 --> 01:29:16,710 Hey, I got a silly, crazy, little old idea. 1661 01:29:16,710 --> 01:29:18,580 What say you and me become a boyfriend-girlfriend 1662 01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:22,220 mystery-solving team, banging kids on the side? 1663 01:29:22,220 --> 01:29:24,720 I already know what our first case will be... 1664 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:28,060 The Chico County Orange Crisis. 1665 01:29:28,060 --> 01:29:31,530 About that, I already cracked the case. 1666 01:29:31,530 --> 01:29:35,560 Wow. That was fucking fast. 1667 01:29:35,570 --> 01:29:39,330 Where are your clues, partner? 1668 01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:41,570 I'm a bag of oranges. 1669 01:29:47,380 --> 01:29:48,480 What? 1670 01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:52,350 I'm a bag of oranges. 1671 01:29:52,350 --> 01:29:54,480 That's not a clue. That's not a clue. 1672 01:29:54,490 --> 01:29:55,620 Search your feelings. 1673 01:29:55,620 --> 01:29:58,490 You know it to be true. 1674 01:29:58,490 --> 01:30:01,590 Bag of oranges, get in here! 1675 01:30:01,590 --> 01:30:04,290 Top 10 reasons magic isn't real. 1676 01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:06,500 Number 10, I have prayed to a genie 1677 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,530 to take me away from my abusive home life, 1678 01:30:08,530 --> 01:30:10,430 and it never showed up. 1679 01:30:10,430 --> 01:30:12,470 Candace, please, no! 1680 01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:16,210 Ew! Oh, gosh! 1681 01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:17,710 But I love you! 1682 01:30:17,710 --> 01:30:19,680 If you love me, you know what you have to do. 1683 01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:22,240 I do. 1684 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:25,350 Look, he's talking to that bag of oranges again. 1685 01:30:25,350 --> 01:30:27,350 Do it. Save Chico. 1686 01:30:29,790 --> 01:30:33,160 I will always... love you. 1687 01:30:38,830 --> 01:30:41,560 N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 1688 01:30:41,570 --> 01:30:43,330 I don't want to call things too early, 1689 01:30:43,330 --> 01:30:44,730 but up here in the sky, 1690 01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,500 it looks like Chico's orange crisis 1691 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,170 might be solved. 1692 01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,690 Whoo! 1693 01:41:44,390 --> 01:41:46,030 Hi, my baby! 1694 01:41:46,030 --> 01:41:48,260 - Sizzler?! - My baby! 1695 01:41:48,270 --> 01:41:50,800 Sizzler? 1696 01:41:50,820 --> 01:42:10,820 ♪ Hope it helped -> bozxphd ♪