1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,000 ♪ Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪ 2 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:58,791 Hey, babe! 3 00:00:58,793 --> 00:00:59,892 Hey, babe. 4 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,460 How are ya? 5 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:02,961 Good, how'd it go? 6 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,030 It was fine. 7 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,598 Boring, you know? 8 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,761 Not very exciting, but it was good. 9 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:14,640 So... 10 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,322 What's this thing you texted me about? 11 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,944 I don't wanna tell you. 12 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,079 What happened? 13 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,013 Okay, fine, I'm gonna 14 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:22,614 admit it, I'm gonna admit it. 15 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,282 You're gonna admit it? 16 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,284 Yeah. 17 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:27,619 Okay, I came home, here home. 18 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,821 Here home, uh huh. 19 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:31,123 I took a shower, and then for some 20 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,325 reason I threw the towel over the lamp. 21 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:34,626 Yeah? 22 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,795 Hi. 23 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,899 So I threw the towel over the lamp. 24 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,167 I heard ya. 25 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,837 And then I ordered some food and I ate 26 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,039 and I guess I fell asleep watching TV. 27 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,409 So when I wake up... 28 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,411 What happens when you wake up, babe? 29 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,914 The lamp and the towel on fire. 30 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,749 I swear to God, I mean there is 31 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:00,886 smoke everywhere, the fire alarm is going off 32 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:03,322 in the building, the fire department come. 33 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,616 Everyone's evacuated to the street. 34 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,992 What the... 35 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,260 I mean people in robes, women with 36 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,362 pimple cream on their face, babies crying 37 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,663 and they're super pissed off 'cause 38 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:14,199 it's freezing cold, and I know that 39 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,102 they know that I did it because this 40 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:19,738 super hot fireman is talking to me 41 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,207 making me look all guilty and shit. 42 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,876 Sexy fireman making you feel guilty? 43 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:26,111 Yeah, it was awful, I wanted to die. 44 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,066 I'm sorry about your lamp, it was so pretty. 45 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,149 Thanks, babe. 46 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,350 Yup. 47 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,518 Let me ask you, why are you always 48 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,619 at my place when I'm not here, huh? 49 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:34,820 Your spot's where it's at, 50 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:35,888 stop fucking with my building, babe. 51 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,390 I love it here, it's all cozy 52 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,092 and it smells like you. 53 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:41,960 Yeah? 54 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,195 It does smell like me. 55 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,096 It does. 56 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:45,098 For sure. 57 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:51,170 - Oh man... - So I was thinking... 58 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,412 What were you thinking? 59 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,274 That maybe we should live together. 60 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,605 David. 61 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,280 David! 62 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,183 You were saying? 63 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,585 What... 64 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,053 Nice! 65 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:43,989 It's nice in here. 66 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,592 Calming, it's very... 67 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,461 Very calming, I like it. 68 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,932 I like the brick. 69 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,069 Much better than the other thing at the other place. 70 00:03:57,337 --> 00:03:58,904 Yeah, I'm happy with it. 71 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,475 Awesome, that's good. 72 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,481 How about them Knicks? 73 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,050 Unbelievable, huh? 74 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,619 It's crazy, right? 75 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,261 Have you seen any of their games recently? 76 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,623 No, no, I like tennis. 77 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,562 I got nothing, I really don't, 78 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,030 and I'm thirsty, so I'm gonna run down 79 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:25,931 and grab something to drink, 80 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,099 you want a Coke, anything? 81 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,300 David, we really shouldn't interrupt 82 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,968 the session, there's water in the cooler. 83 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:30,969 I wasn't actually thinking of water. 84 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,037 Well I can have my assistant 85 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,272 go down and get you something... 86 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,439 How about that bottle of bourbon right there 87 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,407 calling my name, how about we crack 88 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,708 that baby boy open, huh? 89 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:37,843 Come on. 90 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,946 Okay, okay, right, sorry. 91 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,448 So where were we? 92 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,516 Well I had asked you... 93 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,417 Our hour's almost up, right, 94 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,084 you must have new thoughts, 95 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,419 insights, right? 96 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,588 I like it better when you talk more than me. 97 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,590 So what's your call, Sean, crazy or not crazy? 98 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,891 Not crazy, right? 99 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,662 Actually, you walked in ten minutes ago. 100 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,531 I asked you a question nine minutes ago, 101 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,233 and you just sat there silent for those 102 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:02,167 nine minutes and then you made a 103 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,468 comment about my brick wall, 104 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,836 so yeah, maybe a little crazy. 105 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,639 Why don't you tell me what happened to you? 106 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,740 I gotta take these. 107 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,077 So ass beatings aside, you know 108 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,999 what really eats my fucking lunch? 109 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,681 People making their baggage my news, 110 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,848 Jen does that shit when she doesn't 111 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,283 have strange cock in her mouth. 112 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,486 You said you wanna know what's up this time, 113 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,655 so let me lay it out. 114 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,290 You going to yoga today? 115 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,566 Yeah, I have it at 11, what about you? 116 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,034 What are you doing today? 117 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,469 I got a shoot, just one. 118 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:40,605 All right, bagels? 119 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,842 I love how excited you get over bagels. 120 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,279 All right. 121 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:48,146 Everything with cream cheese. 122 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,448 I know, babe. 123 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,455 Bye. 124 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,539 Forgot my phone. 125 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,642 Shit, where'd I leave it? 126 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,044 Jen? 127 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:53,845 Have you seen my, have you 128 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,046 seen my phone anywhere? 129 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:56,314 No. 130 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:58,316 No? 131 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,592 Oh my God. 132 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:13,765 Are you serious? 133 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,566 What are you thinking, 134 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,534 what are you doing, huh? 135 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:16,802 I wasn't doing anything. 136 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,170 You weren't doing anything? 137 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:19,404 No? 138 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:20,839 You're going through my phone, 139 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,007 why would you do that? 140 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,208 I was just using yours to 141 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,810 look something up real quick, David. 142 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:25,477 Was that all you were doing? 143 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,111 Yeah? 144 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,279 Give me a break. 145 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,780 Hey, hey, stay away from my shit, 146 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,648 I don't fuck with yours! 147 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,849 I wasn't in your shit! 148 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:33,385 Jesus, you're such a fucking crybaby, 149 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:35,220 I can't even talk to you anymore. 150 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,089 All you can do is find other people's shit to go through, huh? 151 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,024 Fuck yourself! 152 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,492 Good, good good, I will, one 153 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,460 less fucking thing for you to 154 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,928 do, where's my fucking camera? 155 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:43,929 Don't be here when I get 156 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,330 back, fucking asshole! 157 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:46,698 Don't worry, I won't be! 158 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:08,587 Who are you talking about? 159 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,488 She doesn't do anything with Sophie, 160 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:10,655 she's a jackhammer, Chris. 161 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,857 I know, but I mean she's 162 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:12,791 been like that since you met her, what... 163 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:13,558 She's a child, dude. 164 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,793 That's what she is. 165 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,094 She talked shit about what I read 166 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,095 meanwhile she carries an US Weekly 167 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,230 with her everywhere she goes. 168 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,664 I hear you, I hear you. 169 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,832 And she can do and say 170 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,100 just enough to injure you where you 171 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,602 can still walk, but with a limp, 172 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,669 you know what I'm saying, man? 173 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,871 No, I know, I know. 174 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,193 Fucking sick of it, dude. 175 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:28,773 Sick of it, you hear me? 176 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,375 I don't know what's gotten into her. 177 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,576 I really don't. 178 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:32,711 She's got no reason to suspect anything 179 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,145 and there she is digging through my shit. 180 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,413 I know, but I mean... 181 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:37,749 David? 182 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:39,951 Hey, you there? 183 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,186 David? 184 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,922 She'll be back, just use the time 185 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,391 to lay your words out nice and tight. 186 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,593 You turn into a fucking human 187 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,594 speech impediment around her sometimes. 188 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:53,999 Yeah, yes, what?! 189 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,200 David! 190 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,134 They've been trying you at the offices, 191 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,402 they've been trying your phone, 192 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,803 I've been trying your phone. 193 00:08:58,805 --> 00:08:59,771 Trisha, I'm telling you right now 194 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,106 I can't deal with one of your 195 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,507 fucking rants, seriously, not right now. 196 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,669 Your interview, you big baby, Flair Magazine! 197 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,411 God, I knew you'd forget! 198 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,246 You left him waiting for over an... 199 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,015 I'm having a fucking crisis here, okay?! 200 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,183 A crisis of conscience, of fucking indignity! 201 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:15,453 Get back to the hotel at six tonight, he'll be there. 202 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,788 Get this right, David. 203 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,089 Fine, fine, hey, Trisha, hold on. 204 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:20,458 Have him meet me at the bar instead, okay? 205 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:21,960 Okay, listen, mention me when 206 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:22,861 you talk about the exhibit! 207 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,095 Goodbye, goodbye, Trisha. 208 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,201 Excuse me. 209 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:54,926 It's amazing what you pick up 210 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,848 when you look at things this way. 211 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,083 When you look at things in stereo. 212 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,585 See everything, see the whole mix. 213 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,868 Like the car stereo test musicians do 214 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,737 after recording an album. 215 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,640 They hear it in a new way. 216 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:10,609 Get outside the little bubble 217 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,143 you've created for yourself. 218 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:14,546 You notice little thing you've 219 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:15,914 never noticed before. 220 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,217 Look at her in those heels. 221 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,021 Half the thrill of this is the hope 222 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,023 of actually discovering an infidelity. 223 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,791 Having something to whore over this 224 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,193 infant I'm hoping will provide a 225 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,828 one sided satisfaction in this 226 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,030 deeply unsatisfying relationship. 227 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,433 My uncle Carlo was a private eye. 228 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,369 Told me the best way to successfully follow 229 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,451 someone you know without being discovered. 230 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:41,506 Simple. 231 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:42,974 Correctly guess their destination, 232 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,776 and then get there first. 233 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,848 Except she's totally unpredictable, 234 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,383 I fucking love that about her. 235 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,285 And who knows from common sense. 236 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,954 You know what I'm saying? 237 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,425 Hey, man. 238 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:42,026 Hey. 239 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,028 It's cool. 240 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,477 She just walked in and said she had to... 241 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,368 Clear her head and shit. 242 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,669 You know how she gets. 243 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,073 Good, man, good, okay. 244 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,008 You okay? 245 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,050 Yeah, yeah yeah, I am now, definitely. 246 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,613 Thank you for... 247 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,789 For talking earlier. 248 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,085 I was just a little nuts. 249 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:08,720 I'll call you later. 250 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,255 Thanks. 251 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,157 No, don't thank me. 252 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,060 You don't have to thank me for talking to you, man. 253 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:17,729 I know, I just... 254 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,370 You know what I mean. 255 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:20,765 All right, man. 256 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:21,767 All right. 257 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,468 We'll talk later. 258 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:36,014 (jazz music0. 259 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,544 Everyone has their thing. 260 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,352 None of us is perfect. 261 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,192 We're all fucked up, you know? 262 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,154 I mean we're all severely fucked up. 263 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:53,631 Lisa, you ever read a book called Blameless? 264 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,133 No, what's it about? 265 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,634 American can't stop bitching 266 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,036 about their freedoms, right? 267 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,310 Give us back our freedoms and what not. 268 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,573 So our government says all right, 269 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:02,974 that's a wrap, shuts down, goes home, 270 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,242 peace out, have your fucking 271 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,404 freedom back, assholes, and watch what happens. 272 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,645 It's a pig fuck. 273 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,746 Everyone starts bitching they 274 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,048 need their government again. 275 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,716 Grass is always greener, right? 276 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,084 Yeah, something like that. 277 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,720 What time is it? 278 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,655 Three o'clock. 279 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,824 Back in the day as a kid? 280 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,993 That was the best, right? 281 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,228 Remember that feeling? 282 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,463 Bell rings, school was out. 283 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,065 Hang out with your boys, 284 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,366 make out with your girl. 285 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,103 Everything was so uncomplicated back then. 286 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,039 I miss that, I really really do. 287 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,995 He's an asshole, what can I say? 288 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,510 How do you deal with it? 289 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,179 Dude, I've got much hidden, you know 290 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,015 my fucking wife's texting me everywhere I go. 291 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,149 What? 292 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,251 Why is... 293 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,151 No, see, I'm thinking it's something 294 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,853 like P.I. shit too, right? 295 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,688 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 296 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,823 You think she's... 297 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:52,590 Yeah, I think she's got somebody, 298 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,127 yeah, she's got... Why? 299 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,165 What the fuck? 300 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,634 Thank you. 301 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,369 Hey, come on! 302 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,270 Point your camera somewhere else, guy, all right? 303 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,240 Sorry, sorry, I was just taking... 304 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,808 No, I got your number, shit-head! 305 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,277 Okay, you can go back and tell 306 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,478 my wife there's nothing wrong with 307 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,146 two guys having a drink in the 308 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,581 afternoon, okay?! 309 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,217 Fucking douchebag. 310 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,489 By wrong you mean gay? 311 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,491 Come on, let it fly, man, let it fly. 312 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,426 Are you playing with me, asshole? 313 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,761 Relax, take it easy, I'm not, 314 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,396 you think I'm tailing you, I'm not. 315 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,597 I'm really not, honestly. 316 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,366 I mean he may be tailing ya, but I'm not. 317 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,668 What?! 318 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,837 What, 'cause I wear cologne, I'm a fag? 319 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,439 Is that it? I did not say that! 320 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,674 Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. 321 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,775 No no no, now just shut up for a second, 322 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,576 yeah, is it because I'm here with 323 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,578 this well dressed man? 324 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,180 You said plenty, friend. 325 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,648 Okay, you know what, I don't 326 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,649 know what just happened here, I really don't, 327 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,571 but have another one on me, okay? 328 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,186 All right, truce? 329 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,121 We're gonna be friends today, good. 330 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,636 What are they drinking? 331 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,425 Cosmopolitans. 332 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,829 I don't know why you can't just, 333 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:05,964 you know what I'm saying, be yourself, right? 334 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,731 What did you say?! 335 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,299 Hey, hey hey! 336 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,834 Ah, fuck! 337 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,704 Okay, so that explains a few things. 338 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,285 'Cause you mouthed off, you took a beating. 339 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,175 Why do you think you did that? 340 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,678 I don't know. 341 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,780 You think that she's cheating on you? 342 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,782 I know she is. 343 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,217 I'm positive of it. 344 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,088 I'm also into this new photography project. 345 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,889 Everything else I do is shit, this 346 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,591 might be too, but I'm into it regardless 347 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,713 of my own personal safety net withstanding. 348 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:37,628 You wanna talk about that? 349 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,099 You still love your wife? 350 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,234 Yes I do. 351 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:44,969 Honestly? 352 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,238 Oh, you mean honestly. 353 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,806 Then no. 354 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,775 I'm saying one person can 355 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,744 never satisfy all the needs, impulses, 356 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,644 whatever you wanna call them of 357 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,046 another at any given time. 358 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,614 Well these things go in... 359 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,749 Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, everything 360 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,950 goes through its phases, its cycles, 361 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,351 I get that, I do. 362 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,388 Early in a thing, it's fun, sexy, hot, right? 363 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,789 Then later it's cozy. 364 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,391 But then what happens when you 365 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,359 go through a phase of wanting 366 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,281 something new, what happens then? 367 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,431 Like I said, David... It's too much! 368 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:13,931 It's too much for one person, 369 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,366 too much responsibility, it is. 370 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,837 And I get bored too fucking easy, Sean. 371 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,500 What does that tell you? 372 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,828 What does that tell me? 373 00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,143 Nothing. 374 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,211 Nothing new. 375 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,413 Everything gets boring eventually, 376 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,313 that's what it tells me. 377 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,181 Okay, come on, what else? 378 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:30,848 You come on. 379 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,716 Come on! 380 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,650 You come on, you come on, 381 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,892 just tell me what to do, Sean! 382 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,653 Can you do that for me please? 383 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,888 I'm asking you, just tell me what to do, 384 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,623 say the one thing out loud that 385 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,824 I should do, how hard is that... 386 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,906 Well for one, David, that's not my job. 387 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,396 But to your point, yes, people do change, 388 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,831 but that doesn't mean that suddenly 389 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,033 the person you're with is no longer right for you, I... 390 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,935 How old are you now, Sean? 391 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,370 I'm 51. 392 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,072 51, and you got married in your 393 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,006 mid-twenties, right? 394 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,107 Sure, when I was 26. 395 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,275 And you had kids right away? 396 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,709 Yeah, but you're not... 397 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,379 You were ready for all that at 26, were you? 398 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,648 Look, I don't think anyone's ready... 399 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,316 You were manipulated into it 400 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,185 just a little bit, right? 401 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,887 Seriously. 402 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,824 I don't think manipulation is the right word, 403 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,625 I ask the questions, all right? 404 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,094 All right. 405 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,136 But in fairness, your environment does 406 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,630 influence your decisions to a degree. 407 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,534 Listen, people want answers now. 408 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,970 Now now now, like you. 409 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,572 Right, I pay you for that, answers, 410 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,906 'cause I tend to make more questions 411 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,274 for myself than anything. 412 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,742 Well let's talk about that. 413 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,678 You say she's cheating on you. 414 00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,980 What question does that pose? 415 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,649 Question of why perhaps? 416 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,585 Why him? 417 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,290 What are you doing? 418 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,625 Clean sheets. 419 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,571 You gonna stay here? 420 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,306 It's early. 421 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,268 Chris, no, I'm not staying, relax. 422 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,149 Hey, man. 423 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,951 Hey, it's cool. 424 00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:23,086 She just walked in, said she had to... 425 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:24,989 Clear her head and shit. 426 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,071 You know how she gets. 427 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,194 Good, man, good, okay. 428 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,964 You okay? 429 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:33,965 Yeah, yeah yeah, I am now. 430 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:37,368 Definitely, thank you for... 431 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,778 For talking earlier. 432 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,374 I was just a little nuts. 433 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,043 Anyway, thanks. 434 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,179 No, don't thank me. 435 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,149 You don't have to thank me for talking to you, man. 436 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:53,751 I know, I just... 437 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,326 You know what I mean. 438 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:56,854 All right, man. 439 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:57,856 All right. 440 00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,323 We'll talk later. 441 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,596 Was that... Your boyfriend. 442 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,798 Yes it was. 443 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,302 Your best friend? 444 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,505 Oh man, that is fucked up. 445 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,810 Listen, it's a bad beat, man. 446 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,613 It is a bad beat, she's just not right for you. 447 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:23,981 David, would you please put 448 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,283 that cigarette out? 449 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,920 There's this story or fable, 450 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,756 whatever it is, anyway, cold and rainy night, 451 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,457 guy's walking alone down the street 452 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,660 drenched, shivering, miserable, 453 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,062 he walks by this house, sees this warm glow 454 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,530 coming from inside, a nice fireplace, 455 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,498 all these couples and they're 456 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,099 having a nice dinner party. 457 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,670 Guy thinking man, that looks so nice. 458 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,785 I wish I was in there with someone special. 459 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,875 Only all the guys inside are going 460 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,544 where's my jacket, I gotta get the fuck out of here. 461 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:55,880 That's funny. 462 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,081 The worst part about 463 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,015 all this, Sean, is knowing 'cause 464 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,050 they didn't need to know. 465 00:21:59,052 --> 00:22:00,284 I mean this is probably gonna go 466 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,452 nowhere anyway, but now, see now, 467 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,487 I know she's been fucking my best friend, 468 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,022 then coming home to me and chilling 469 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,124 on my nice mattress that I bought for her. 470 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,626 I love that mattress, Sean, and now 471 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,027 I gotta move out and I don't wanna 472 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,462 move that fucking thing much as I love it, 473 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,797 it's a fifth floor walk up with a busted 474 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,131 ass freight elevator. 475 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,300 You'll get new furniture, David. 476 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,234 And you know what makes me 477 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,476 wanna rip my fucking face off?! 478 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,271 I never even loved her. 479 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,573 I didn't, but this time, this time I said 480 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,608 I'm gonna be the good boyfriend, do it right. 481 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,676 But this happened, I jumped into 482 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,977 this right after Brenda. 483 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,581 Brenda. 484 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,516 Yes? 485 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,852 I ran into her today. 486 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,655 You ran into Brenda where? 487 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,897 Just now, across the street. 488 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,693 She's working a job nearby. 489 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,642 She's so talented, I love that about her. 490 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:46,831 She's amazing. 491 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:48,199 Well the thing was Brenda was 492 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,533 you felt that she was trying to 493 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,135 take you apart little by little. 494 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,204 Yeah, yeah, less time for me, 495 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,407 for what I wanted, so I bailed. 496 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,109 I freaked out. 497 00:22:58,777 --> 00:22:59,944 Now with this one I'm popping. 498 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:00,845 Valium like they're breath mints. 499 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:02,113 What? 500 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:02,913 Wait, I didn't give you, I didn't 501 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,348 give you Valium, David! 502 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,283 How does anybody stay together, Sean? 503 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,285 Tell me that. 504 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,854 Look, it's a process. 505 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,056 There's this thing that changes in each 506 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,624 of us when the time is right. 507 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,527 And it's work, commitment, and conscious choice, 508 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,028 that is my partner. 509 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:19,730 Only way to know if it's right is 510 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,098 if you're both 90 years old 511 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,400 and you're still together. 512 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,435 Sounds like a party. 513 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,270 Anyway, I gotta go. 514 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,738 Meeting the prick for drinks. 515 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,547 What, you're meeting Chris for drinks? 516 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,675 Yeah yeah, I have an interview, 517 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,077 and then he's meeting me after. 518 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,079 Well then clearly you're not as 519 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,161 affected by this as you've been letting on. 520 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,649 Oh no no, I'm affected. 521 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:39,784 I'm just gonna have a little 522 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:40,906 fun with it while I can. 523 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,653 You can face him? 524 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:45,289 Sean, I've known the guy 30 years, 525 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,024 I've known Jen a little less than a year. 526 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,592 Even if he is a total piece of shit, 527 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,875 I'm not lighting up a lifelong friendship over her. 528 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,363 Out of sheer spite, I won't do it, 529 00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:53,664 it's not gonna happen. 530 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,632 David, you take it easy, okay? 531 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,267 Yup, yup, I know, you gotta 532 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,429 roll with it, it's a process, I get it, Sean. 533 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,337 I... 534 00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:02,206 I might call you later if I find 535 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:03,274 my girlfriend with another man's 536 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,009 cock in her ass, I might need 537 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,011 to talk, if you know what I'm saying. 538 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:08,859 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 539 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:10,781 Awesome, thanks, Sean! 540 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,117 Thank you, David, you take it easy now. 541 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,119 You too! 542 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:19,590 Hey, 7:30, you still on? 543 00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:21,292 Yeah, where are you now? 544 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,593 I was just thinking I might... 545 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:24,428 I might have to bail. 546 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,063 Leave instructions, I need 547 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,665 a drink with a friend. 548 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,933 Yeah, all right, okay, man, I'll... 549 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,235 I'll see you there. 550 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:35,840 What did he say? 551 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,101 Are you gonna do something with him? 552 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,877 Yeah, I am, look, would you... 553 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,979 Just do me a favor? 554 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,347 Don't be here while I'm with him, 555 00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,483 it just puts me on edge. 556 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,351 I'm leaving in a few minutes, Chris, 557 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:48,886 don't be such a woman. 558 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,024 Your early work has been 559 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,794 more portraiture, more investigative, 560 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:58,229 is that a fair statement? 561 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,399 You know, to be honest, up to now 562 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,869 there's been nothing remotely overwhelming 563 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:09,340 or untrotted or even gratifying 564 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,975 for that matter about my work. 565 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,376 I fucking hate it. 566 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,311 It's advertising, it sucks. 567 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,247 This stuff though, that I'm into now, 568 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,983 is something I thought up very recently. 569 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,417 It's still in progress. 570 00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:24,989 You know, you caught me at a really 571 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,757 weird time where pretty much 572 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,459 everything annoys me, so my hope 573 00:25:28,461 --> 00:25:30,194 is that the stuff I'm doing now 574 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,696 is deliberate and visceral, something real 575 00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,432 and raw and honest, not faked 576 00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:37,134 and photoshopped and a lie. 577 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,136 A big lie. 578 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,171 So what's the new work? 579 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,507 I fuck with people. 580 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:46,043 Provoke them in any number of ways 581 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,077 until it pisses them off enough 582 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,546 and then I shoot whatever 583 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,914 comes up, whatever it is. 584 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:51,382 Sometimes it's an argument, sometimes 585 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,304 I get my ass beat, you never know. 586 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:54,919 Somehow put together though, I think 587 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:58,556 it'll make a nice, cohesive sum 588 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,524 from its random parts. 589 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,560 I hope. 590 00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:03,894 Yeah. 591 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,897 Man, whatever, if that doesn't 592 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,299 grab you, come anyway. 593 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,267 Free booze, right? 594 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:14,004 So what happened to your face? 595 00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,833 Come to the show, one of my faves. 596 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,328 [Voiceover} All right. 597 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:19,410 Thanks so much, man. 598 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,444 Hey, what's up, chris. 599 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:21,579 Thank you, we'll be in touch. 600 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:22,661 Thanks so much, man! 601 00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,317 What's going on? 602 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,422 Oh, yeah. 603 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:32,590 You like blowing yourself up 604 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,472 every couple of years, don't you? 605 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,861 Yeah, yeah... Jesus, look at you. 606 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,310 You know what I was thinking about today? 607 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,633 Remember 4th grade? 608 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,401 Ms. Vega's class? 609 00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,637 You and I were always the first 610 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:47,871 ones to get our assignments done. 611 00:26:47,873 --> 00:26:49,974 Yeah, yeah, and we'd go up to her desk... 612 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,175 To her desk, yeah yeah yeah, give 613 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,309 the assignments for Tuesday, Wednesday, 614 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,377 the whole week. 615 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,645 Yeah, by Wednesday we'd be done 616 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,713 with the whole week and just fucked off all day. 617 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:58,515 Yeah, right. 618 00:26:58,984 --> 00:26:59,950 You couldn't stand it anytime 619 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,251 I beat you, remember that? 620 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,454 I remember that. 621 00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:06,290 You couldn't either though. 622 00:27:07,258 --> 00:27:08,492 A long time ago. 623 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:11,829 So... 624 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:14,531 Who put it to you? 625 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,435 Some wildflowers I ran into earlier, no big deal. 626 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,372 What happened? 627 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:21,872 I felt like fucking with someone 628 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:24,114 and I got dealt with, Chris, that's what happened. 629 00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,243 What are you doing? 630 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,511 What do you mean? 631 00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:28,879 A shrink? 632 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,914 Memory lane? 633 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:33,283 Getting lit and picking fights, 634 00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:34,485 what's going on? 635 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:35,586 You're about to have a fucking exhibition 636 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,720 of your work. 637 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,288 Doing interviews. 638 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,057 Things are good. 639 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,727 Yeah, they are. 640 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:48,345 All right, whatever. 641 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,634 You're fucked up. 642 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:52,670 And I gotta piss. 643 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,738 All right, I'll be here. 644 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,703 God! 645 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,338 Motherfucker! 646 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:31,775 Gah... 647 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:58,202 So... The fuck happened to you? 648 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:00,304 I slipped. 649 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,059 I caught the sink on the way down. 650 00:29:04,109 --> 00:29:05,409 Yeah, I slipped too. 651 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,679 Anyway, what else? 652 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,347 How's Jen? 653 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:12,883 You know. 654 00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:16,653 Know what, I mean... 655 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:18,722 I know what you told me. 656 00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:26,730 Going through my shit, what's that about? 657 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:27,898 Yeah, it's grounds 658 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,600 for termination right there. 659 00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:31,568 It's the shit people do when 660 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:32,536 they don't actually trust themselves, you know? 661 00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:34,772 Yeah, yeah, it might be. 662 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,473 Yeah, you know, maybe 663 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,808 I should go looking through her shit, 664 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,810 not like I don't have reason to, right? 665 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,112 Yeah. 666 00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,582 You know... 667 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:48,271 Don't go into her level, I mean... 668 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,654 She's the one to blame, you don't wanna 669 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,190 go down digging in the dirt with her, do you? 670 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,025 Yeah. 671 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,280 Yeah, you're right, maybe I won't. 672 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,031 Maybe I will. 673 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,101 Who knows, we'll see. 674 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,136 Yeah, it is what it is, you know? 675 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,907 I mean she brought this on herself, right? 676 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:12,509 She made her bed. 677 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,111 She's gotta lie in it. 678 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,012 Wow, you burning through 679 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,480 cliches these days, Chris? 680 00:30:16,681 --> 00:30:18,148 Well at the end of the day, 681 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:21,952 when it's all said and done, and the dust settles... 682 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:22,886 A rose by any other name. 683 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,288 When life gives you lemons... 684 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,250 Let the chips fall where they may. 685 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,775 Officer, can I ask you a question? 686 00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:46,043 What's up? 687 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,211 There's always, every time I go 688 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,645 to Penn Station there's guys out 689 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,281 there with assault rifles, AK-47s, police officers, 690 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:52,549 don't you think... 691 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,750 What are you talking about, who's, where? 692 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:54,952 Police officers outside of Penn Station, 693 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:55,919 don't you think that's a big much 694 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:57,855 with AK-47s in this day and age? 695 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,323 What, are you making a joke... 696 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,793 I'm gonna kill you for making me run, come here! 697 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:11,635 Shit. 698 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:12,803 Hey. 699 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:13,470 What's up? 700 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,371 Hang tight. 701 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,405 Just hold tight one second. 702 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:16,407 What's going on? 703 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:18,342 Shit! 704 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:20,464 All right, I'm gonna need ya to bail me out. 705 00:31:24,482 --> 00:31:25,849 Sorry, Officer. 706 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:27,517 - Don't move, don't move. - Sorry, sorry, 707 00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:29,519 I'm not moving, sorry about that. 708 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,321 In the back. 709 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:32,089 In the back, in the back, in the back, 710 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:32,823 in the back of this. 711 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:33,924 Ow! 712 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,846 Okay, gentle, gentle, gentle, man! 713 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,935 Fucking took long enough. 714 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,037 You fucking kidding me? 715 00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:48,238 What? 716 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,473 Assaulting a police officer? 717 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:51,008 You should be in here 'till next year. 718 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,242 Whatever. 719 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,343 You're lucky you know me, 720 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,611 you fucking maniac. 721 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,113 Got the shot, bro. 722 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,748 All that matters. 723 00:31:58,216 --> 00:31:59,216 Yeah! 724 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,252 All right, man, I'm out. 725 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:04,421 You all right? 726 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,343 Yeah, I'm good man, definitely. 727 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,591 You sure? 728 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:08,833 Slow down, man, you're on tilt. 729 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,360 See you soon. 730 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,528 Sounds good. 731 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:40,223 Hey. 732 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,895 Jesus, David, what... I'm fine. 733 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:45,395 I'm fine, don't touch me please. 734 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:46,730 Go back to sleep. 735 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,067 What... Just go, Jen. 736 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:50,767 Go back to sleep. 737 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:53,049 I can't sleep now, look at you. 738 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:54,371 I'm fine. 739 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:11,521 Sorry. 740 00:33:14,058 --> 00:33:15,392 I fucked up. 741 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:20,063 I invaded your privacy and I'll 742 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:22,332 never do it again, I promise. 743 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,071 Just please don't leave me. 744 00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,195 It's just one of those things, you know? 745 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:26,129 I mean the writers are sweethearts, 746 00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:27,864 but even the sweetest writers in 747 00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:28,866 Hollywood can be bitter, 748 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,734 spineless, jealous children. 749 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:32,803 I was just trying to make it better. 750 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:34,137 I thought you did. 751 00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:35,439 Thank you. 752 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:37,007 I know it was a dumb TV show. 753 00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:38,241 They aren't saving the world or anything, 754 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,283 there are more important things than... 755 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,713 Bad dialogue and stupid story lines. 756 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,349 I just was too vocal about my opinions 757 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,418 and rather than take constructive criticism 758 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,121 they just decided to shut the new girl out. 759 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,023 I'm fine, right? 760 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,392 You're better than fine, you're brilliant! 761 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:56,660 Thanks. 762 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:57,994 These people take these things 763 00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,329 way too seriously, who's that? 764 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:00,597 She new? 765 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:02,699 Yeah, Paula. 766 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:04,334 She's on Across Time. 767 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,969 It's not a bad show actually. 768 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,704 Is she going up? 769 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,272 Yeah. 770 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,076 Anyway, I mean you, you could 771 00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:14,077 develop something for yourself 772 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:16,012 now probably, right? 773 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,447 I mean that really is the benefit 774 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,049 of having had your own show. 775 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,718 Walk into any network and get something going. 776 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,886 Yeah, yeah, well you know, I 777 00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,588 get offers all the time, you know? 778 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,523 And interviews with NBC, Fox, CBS, 779 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:27,858 everything, I just, there's not 780 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,426 really that much I'm interested in. 781 00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:30,994 Is she going up now? 782 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,130 I think so. 783 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:48,677 I don't want you think I'm being... 784 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:51,781 I don't know, it's just... 785 00:35:53,718 --> 00:35:55,318 You're the only person I've ever known 786 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,256 that can inspire me and make my 787 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,725 skin crawl in the same 60 seconds. 788 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,495 I don't know how you do it. 789 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,298 Hello? 790 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,499 Hey Brenda, how ya doing? 791 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,335 Listen, I gotta take back the place. 792 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:13,637 What?! 793 00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:14,971 Sorry. 794 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,142 Yeah, well I told you 795 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:21,278 you can have it until the owners 796 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,512 decided they wanted to do 797 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:25,115 something with it, and they decided. 798 00:36:25,117 --> 00:36:26,283 Sorry, kid. 799 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,083 No no, wait, you said that would 800 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:28,285 probably never happen. 801 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,720 That's why I said probably, see? 802 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:32,355 Oh my God, this is the worst. 803 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,457 You're just kicking me out! 804 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:36,259 End of the month. 805 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:37,961 Oh, listen, I gotta go, okay? 806 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:39,229 I'll call you later. 807 00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:43,767 Fuck me. 808 00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:46,636 I don't know how that's possible, but... 809 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,706 You can do that. 810 00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:53,810 And I don't know why I can't 811 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,412 cut loose from you. 812 00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,348 Don't you see? 813 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,084 That every time you look at me I cringe. 814 00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:05,755 And every time you walk away 815 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:08,058 from me, I chase you and I 816 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,427 will fucking kill your family! 817 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,615 And I will dance on their corpses! 818 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:15,332 Would that even elicit the slightest 819 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:18,468 reaction from you, you heartless swine?! 820 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,006 Hey, Laurie? 821 00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:25,442 I need you, can you meet me? 822 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:28,912 Yeah, yeah, could you just 823 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,248 meet me at Rona in like an hour? 824 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,417 Okay, thanks. 825 00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,060 How's your day going? 826 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,036 Hey, could I get a waitress over here, 827 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,070 the service takes forever. 828 00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,105 Thank you. 829 00:37:58,676 --> 00:37:59,776 Give it to me. 830 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:00,777 Don't bark orders. 831 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:01,478 Give it to me. 832 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,480 Hey! 833 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,780 Let me preface this by telling you 834 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,182 a little something so you just don't 835 00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,917 blurt out the hurtful shit you love to say, okay? 836 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:09,352 Preface away, John. 837 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,754 Now you have to understand something, 838 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,622 I brought you the talk show host gig, 839 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,158 you flicked a lit cigarette at me. 840 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,059 Oh come on, you know better 841 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,227 to have bring me that mess. 842 00:38:17,229 --> 00:38:18,161 I should have fucking known better. 843 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,362 That's right, you should know 844 00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:20,830 better, what'd you think I was gonna do? 845 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,232 Hi, could I have another chai tea latte please? 846 00:38:22,234 --> 00:38:23,133 Thank you, you're great, and 847 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,301 whatever this viper wants. 848 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,635 Just a coffee please. 849 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:28,571 Excuse me. 850 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,075 You're a very attractive young lady, 851 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,877 you're an actress perhaps? 852 00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:36,279 Yeah, yes, I am, why? 853 00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:38,281 Just permit me to do this a sec. 854 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,384 I'm sorry, what's your name? 855 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:42,352 Marnie. 856 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:43,320 Marnie! 857 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,121 Oh wow, if ever a name begged 858 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,657 to be up in lights, it's Marnie. 859 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,693 Okay, so Marnie, you're a struggling young actress, 860 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,395 and I come to you with an offer to 861 00:38:52,397 --> 00:38:54,297 host a network television show 862 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:56,833 of some kind, a dating show, say a 863 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,201 competition dating show. 864 00:38:58,203 --> 00:38:59,203 Uh huh. 865 00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:00,970 Would you take that job? 866 00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:05,375 Are you offering me a job? 867 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,043 No. 868 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,325 Are you offering to be my agent? 869 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:09,879 No, I'm just posing a hypothetical, 870 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:11,414 okay, thank you, Marnie, thank you 871 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,183 very much, that's nice. That was good. 872 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,084 How'd that feel? 873 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:14,984 Yeah, she reminded me of 874 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,186 you when I first laid eyes. 875 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,088 Okay, so now just, can you listen 876 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,989 to me for a second, I've got a bone to pick with you. 877 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:20,924 I don't care. 878 00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:21,858 I really don't care, I'm already 879 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,326 in a really pissy mood, and all 880 00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:24,661 I hear from you is I can't, 881 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:27,530 I can't, I can't, I can't, do your fucking job! 882 00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:29,566 I need my career back, for Christ's sake! 883 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,600 I don't know, maybe we need to 884 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:32,035 rethink our approach, or... 885 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,770 I'm trying to get you to rethink your approach. 886 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:34,971 No no no, I will not host 887 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:36,139 a fucking reality TV show, that shit 888 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,340 come in, I don't care what it pays, 889 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,908 do not tell me about it! 890 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,577 It is career suicide, John, and you know that. 891 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,878 No it's not, Brenda! 892 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,380 You wanna know what's suicide? 893 00:39:43,382 --> 00:39:45,715 Your fucking drinking and your... 894 00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:48,685 Your fucking tardiness and your 895 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,187 mouthy bullshit, oh, and enlightening 896 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,789 the show-runner about his lack of 897 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,591 personal hygiene in front of everyone 898 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,793 was just beautiful, pumpkin! 899 00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,528 You know what, I am fucking tired of this conversation! 900 00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,562 No no no, do your job! 901 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:00,797 Do your job. 902 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,165 I did good for that show, 903 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,066 and I did good for that 904 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,234 cocksucker, and you know it! 905 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,335 Good, yeah, that's real good, Brenda. 906 00:40:05,337 --> 00:40:06,569 Let me just explain something else 907 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,904 to you, okay, sweetie? 908 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,106 You are not that good, okay? 909 00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,010 Jesus Christ, you're a dime a dozen 910 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,212 to everyone else but yourself, 911 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:16,312 what else do you need to 912 00:40:16,314 --> 00:40:17,514 get that through your head?! 913 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:18,681 Okay, Jesus, take your fucking pills. 914 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:25,288 I don't take pills! 915 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,589 Marnie? 916 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:27,524 Yes? 917 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:29,592 Hi, have you ever been with 918 00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,361 a star of a hit TV show? 919 00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:32,829 Really? 920 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:34,531 No. 921 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:35,265 No? 922 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,433 No. 923 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,067 Bitch. 924 00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:39,402 What's the point? 925 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:40,336 You know what, just shut up, just shut up, 926 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:41,458 just show me what we got. 927 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:44,574 Here. 928 00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:50,046 The CW. 929 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:51,915 I'm way too fucking tall, I'm way 930 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,484 too fucking old, the CW? 931 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,119 This is what's coming in for you, 932 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,086 that is what... 933 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,054 Oh my God, John, I just wanna 934 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,256 quit these attempts at some type 935 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,992 of creative career. 936 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:04,761 What creative lighting? I'm an agent! 937 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,296 Yeah, who am I talking to? 938 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,332 My friend is here, so you have to go. 939 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,801 Okay, thank you very much, Debra Winger. 940 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,403 I will see you soon. 941 00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:14,471 Work harder. 942 00:41:14,473 --> 00:41:15,793 All right, sweetheart, I love you. 943 00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:17,340 Love you. 944 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,995 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 945 00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:22,779 What's up, you had me all worried. 946 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:23,781 Yeah... 947 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,649 Oh my God, I knew I recognized 948 00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:28,685 you, holy shit! 949 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,653 Brenda Schiffer, I served you 950 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:31,788 coffee and called you a bitch, 951 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:32,856 isn't that fucked up?! 952 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:35,225 But I gotta tell you I 953 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:37,026 loved you on The Small Things, 954 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:39,195 it was my favorite show. 955 00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:40,497 And I can't believe they did 956 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:41,831 that to you in the finale. 957 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,299 I mean I get it, it was a great episode 958 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:46,970 and everything, but you were my favorite one. 959 00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:48,805 I mean I get that it was a story arc 960 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,139 and all that, but why you, do 961 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:51,040 you know what I'm saying? 962 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,275 Why me indeed. 963 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,676 Yeah, exactly, I mean 964 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:54,777 they're always killing off the bitch first 965 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,739 and it's so predictable, I'm like... 966 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:02,552 So we're having a conversation, so... 967 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:05,588 Oh, oh, oh my gosh, duh, I'm sorry. 968 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:07,690 Would you mind if I just grabbed 969 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,158 a quick pic? 970 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,128 Yeah, sure, just come on down. 971 00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:13,930 Say bitches got first! 972 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:15,164 What? 973 00:42:15,966 --> 00:42:16,933 Thank you so much. 974 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,001 Yup, you got it. 975 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,070 You still got it... Shut up, shut up. 976 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:27,143 Okay, so I don't know what I'm gonna do. 977 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:29,445 Kevin's kicking me out. 978 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,047 What? 979 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,449 Yeah, he pulled a favor for me at that place, 980 00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:36,286 so I gotta be out in two weeks. 981 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:39,062 Can I stay with you? 982 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,423 I won't stay long. 983 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:41,724 Shit. 984 00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:44,827 Listen, I would love that, but 985 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,797 it's been three months since Paul moved in, 986 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,332 do you really wanna be in there 987 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,767 on the couch with us? 988 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,436 Coupling and stuff? No, I don't. 989 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:55,171 Oh my God, I can't believe 990 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,406 this is happening to me. 991 00:42:57,708 --> 00:42:59,008 Can't you stay with Edward? 992 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:00,310 Oh my God, are you kidding? 993 00:43:00,778 --> 00:43:01,678 Do you remember how well that 994 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,912 worked out for me last time? 995 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,548 Wait, come on, this is temporary. 996 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,217 You went full on nutty with David. 997 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:09,519 "Hey, let's move in together," 998 00:43:09,521 --> 00:43:10,787 this isn't that. 999 00:43:11,055 --> 00:43:12,355 Edward's cool. 1000 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:13,723 Yeah. 1001 00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:16,526 See, the problem is that if 1002 00:43:16,528 --> 00:43:18,394 I ask him, he's gonna say yes. 1003 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,931 How fucked up am I? 1004 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,400 Don't answer that. 1005 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:27,804 And I have to go end this perfect 1006 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:32,442 day on a shitty audition, so I'm gonna go. 1007 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,427 Okay, hi, Brenda. 1008 00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:52,095 Hey. 1009 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:52,962 How you doing? 1010 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:54,163 Living the dream. 1011 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:56,299 Great, love it! 1012 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,587 We think you're wonderful, really. 1013 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,736 Thank you. 1014 00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:01,604 All right, so let's try out 1015 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,806 number two there on your pages first. 1016 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:06,575 Okay, then we'll go on to number five. 1017 00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:10,980 And slate please. 1018 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,236 Hi, my name is Brenda Schiffer. 1019 00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,518 And profile. 1020 00:44:19,890 --> 00:44:21,224 Whenever you're ready. 1021 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:24,060 Okay, let's just look at this, 1022 00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:25,928 blah blah blah blah, dog shit, bullshit, 1023 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:28,064 let's just knock this out, geniuses. 1024 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:30,633 What the fuck, right? 1025 00:44:33,737 --> 00:44:35,605 Unfortunately, most people who have 1026 00:44:35,607 --> 00:44:36,973 genital herpes do not realize it 1027 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:38,895 because they never have symptoms. 1028 00:44:38,942 --> 00:44:40,109 Or they do not recognize any 1029 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:41,991 symptoms they may presently have. 1030 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,781 Symptoms may differ in each person, 1031 00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:45,648 and when a person becomes infected 1032 00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:48,084 with herpes for the first time, 1033 00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:50,853 the symptoms will usually appear within 10 days. 1034 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,255 Continue? 1035 00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,458 Yes, the entire copy please. 1036 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,260 Uh huh, may I ask why? 1037 00:44:58,262 --> 00:44:59,562 We just need more. 1038 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:01,030 Is something wrong? 1039 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:01,931 Nope, nope, just don't know 1040 00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:02,999 why you need the whole copy 1041 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,634 read, that's all, but okay. 1042 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,172 These first episodes of symptoms 1043 00:45:09,174 --> 00:45:11,094 generally last two to three weeks. 1044 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:12,975 Early symptoms of a genital herpes 1045 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,477 outbreak include... 1046 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,080 Oh fuck me! 1047 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,648 What is it now, Ms. Schiffer? 1048 00:45:18,650 --> 00:45:19,415 Nothing, I'm fine. 1049 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,616 Okay, here we go! 1050 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:22,752 Itching or burning feeling in the 1051 00:45:22,754 --> 00:45:25,788 genital or anal area, pain in the legs, 1052 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:29,125 buttocks, or genital area, discharge 1053 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:32,595 of fluid in the vagina, feeling of... 1054 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,031 Feeling of... Honestly? 1055 00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:36,733 Does this fit in a 30 second ad? 1056 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:38,601 Move on. 1057 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:41,104 It's a commercial, Ray, not fucking Shakespeare. 1058 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,973 Okay, move on to number five now, Brenda. 1059 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:45,408 Please do it. 1060 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:48,311 Jesus Christ. 1061 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,481 Whenever you're ready! 1062 00:46:18,342 --> 00:46:19,822 - Hi! - Hey. 1063 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:25,381 Brenda... 1064 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,784 I'm sorry. 1065 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,586 - I'm sorry. - Are you okay? 1066 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:30,920 Are you all right? 1067 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:35,491 Yeah, God, hi. 1068 00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:37,360 Hi, hi. 1069 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:39,462 How are ya, you okay? 1070 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:43,599 A rough, rough day. 1071 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:44,934 I'm sorry, that sucks. 1072 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:45,968 It's okay. 1073 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,104 God, I haven't seen you since... 1074 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:50,006 I don't know, since Chris' birthday 1075 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:50,840 I guess, like seven or eight 1076 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:51,962 months, its been awhile. 1077 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,177 What happened to your face? 1078 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,513 Well you know, I stuck 1079 00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:59,248 my nose in someone else's business. 1080 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,383 Defending the honor of a lady 1081 00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,717 in distress though, then pow, 1082 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,853 sucker punch outta nowhere, just... 1083 00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:06,022 Wow, that chivalry. 1084 00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:09,892 Yeah, big time, big time. 1085 00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:13,429 I love your show by the way, 1086 00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,698 I do, it's awesome, I listen to it every week. 1087 00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,333 Thanks, it's... 1088 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,202 It's all right. 1089 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:22,405 So can I, can I see you? 1090 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:24,006 Can I take these off? 1091 00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,145 You look great. 1092 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,180 Thanks. 1093 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:33,316 So you good? 1094 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:34,817 Other than spontaneous crying 1095 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:37,253 on a cold, dreary day? 1096 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:38,721 Yeah, I'm fine. 1097 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,189 Stupid. 1098 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:41,858 How are you? 1099 00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:45,127 I'm good, I'm good, yeah, I'm good. 1100 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:46,963 How's Jennifer? 1101 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:48,731 Fucked up story. 1102 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,713 A lot of fucked up stories going around. 1103 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,036 Where you headed? 1104 00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:56,572 A shrink. 1105 00:47:57,407 --> 00:47:59,442 Wow, wow. 1106 00:47:59,943 --> 00:48:00,977 Working it out, good for you. 1107 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,211 Yeah, yeah. 1108 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,316 All right, it's good seeing you. 1109 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:08,885 Weird. 1110 00:48:09,086 --> 00:48:10,019 It's weird, but good. 1111 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:11,301 Weird and good to see you too. 1112 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:12,722 We should do it again sometime soon. 1113 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:13,990 All right, bye. 1114 00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,224 Hey! 1115 00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:19,562 I got a show going up finally. 1116 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:20,730 Oh that's great! 1117 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,231 Trisha set it up. 1118 00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,200 You should come. 1119 00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:25,868 Yeah, sure. 1120 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:28,104 Really, please come, I don't 1121 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,672 know what the fuck to expect. 1122 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,807 I need some friendly faces, 1123 00:48:31,809 --> 00:48:33,276 it would mean a lot if you came. 1124 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:35,077 Yeah, you know, I'll come, just 1125 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,512 send an invite or whatever. 1126 00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:38,114 Oh, that's what this is, 1127 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:39,048 this is your invite right here and now, 1128 00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:40,683 I just officially invited you. 1129 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:41,951 All right, well I'll come. 1130 00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,552 Wherever it is in the world, I'll be there. 1131 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,087 Sorry, you mean with the 1132 00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:45,988 time and place and all that, 1133 00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:46,956 yeah, I'll e-mail you that. 1134 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:47,958 Okay. 1135 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:50,026 All right, good to see you. 1136 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:52,862 You too! 1137 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:06,275 Here we go again everyone, 1138 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,677 this is No B.S. and I am your 1139 00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:09,946 fearless leader Brenda Schiffer. 1140 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,247 Great, now that we got that business 1141 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:12,648 out of the way, let's talk about... 1142 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,050 Let's talk about matters of the day, 1143 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,418 current events. 1144 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,787 You know, fuck that, I wanna talk 1145 00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:20,222 about me 'cause I can feel you out there. 1146 00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:22,525 Matter of fact, I can see you out there 1147 00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:24,260 with all this social media, I mean the 1148 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,996 fucking social media, the Instagramming, 1149 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,298 the tweeting, the chirping, the annoying, 1150 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,500 tendering little shits that you are, 1151 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,836 you know who you are, yes you! 1152 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,439 I had a day, man I had a day. 1153 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:38,975 I hate young, tiny, talented little 1154 00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,743 actresses in my acting class. 1155 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:41,944 I found out today that I'm gonna 1156 00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:43,212 get kicked out of my apartment in two weeks, 1157 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:45,614 and my best friend boned me out of 1158 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:46,716 staying with her because she's got 1159 00:49:46,718 --> 00:49:48,150 this perfect little life and this 1160 00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:50,186 perfectly moved in new boyfriend. 1161 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,221 My agent can suck it! 1162 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:53,589 I had an amazing audition... 1163 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,791 For an STD commercial, and then to 1164 00:49:55,793 --> 00:49:58,060 top it off I run into my ex-boyfriend 1165 00:49:58,062 --> 00:49:59,662 who's doing great by the way and 1166 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,164 I weep on his shoulder. 1167 00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:03,499 Buckle up, motherfuckers, 1168 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,034 it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 1169 00:50:10,874 --> 00:50:11,807 It's not even 1170 00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:12,808 a thing, don't worry about it. 1171 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:13,843 I gotta get my luggage out of 1172 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:14,744 your storage dump before you 1173 00:50:14,746 --> 00:50:16,012 completely move out of here. 1174 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:17,680 Either way, you can stay with 1175 00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:18,948 me as long as you need to. 1176 00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:24,186 What? 1177 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:29,892 No, it's... Oh my God, it's so nice of you. 1178 00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:31,293 I just... 1179 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:33,095 I'm just really surprised that 1180 00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:34,096 you're not acting completely 1181 00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:35,564 terrified that I asked you that. 1182 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:36,399 Terrified? 1183 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,666 Come on. 1184 00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:38,634 I'm just saying don't make finding 1185 00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:39,602 a place by the end of the month 1186 00:50:39,604 --> 00:50:40,469 something to worry about, okay? 1187 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:41,804 You got one. 1188 00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:42,938 Okay. 1189 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:44,540 Thank you. 1190 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,077 But don't you think it's weird just 1191 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,378 because, I don't know, we haven't 1192 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,547 really been dating that long, that's all. 1193 00:50:51,748 --> 00:50:53,215 Yeah, well look, it's something 1194 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:54,483 that came up, right? 1195 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:55,451 I'm just saying you're covered if you 1196 00:50:55,453 --> 00:50:56,385 get to the point where you're 1197 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:57,553 gonna be homeless, Brenda. 1198 00:51:03,427 --> 00:51:05,061 Jesus, I just stepped into 1199 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,395 some crazy, didn't I? 1200 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:07,596 No. 1201 00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:08,564 Hey, go get a hotel room, 1202 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,632 I don't want you here! 1203 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:10,833 No, no! 1204 00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:11,767 You're not staying with me. 1205 00:51:11,769 --> 00:51:12,935 You would never do that to me. 1206 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:14,337 You're out on the street, forget it. 1207 00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:15,871 No, no... 1208 00:51:15,873 --> 00:51:16,806 Oh great, yeah, now you wanna kiss me 1209 00:51:16,808 --> 00:51:18,040 with cereal on your chin, huh? 1210 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,141 I thought maybe I'd bird-feed you. 1211 00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:20,342 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 1212 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,786 Hey. This is David, leave a message. 1213 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:05,689 Hey, it's Trisha. 1214 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,323 Listen, a couple things. 1215 00:52:07,325 --> 00:52:09,391 For Friday, I want you to come to play 1216 00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:11,273 'cause I'm bringing some players. 1217 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,028 And leave the self loathing pills 1218 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,497 at home please. 1219 00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:16,132 And also, would it fucking kill you 1220 00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:18,334 not to wear those goddamn soccer shoes one night? 1221 00:52:18,702 --> 00:52:19,902 Thank you! 1222 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,504 Also, yeah, let me know if you're 1223 00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:22,705 gonna take that apartment, I gotta 1224 00:52:22,707 --> 00:52:24,340 show the place if it's not 1225 00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:25,674 gonna work out for you. 1226 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:30,679 Yeah, the other thing, I was just at the gallery 1227 00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:33,582 and the photos on the wall were not 1228 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:35,651 the photos we agreed on, my dear, 1229 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:38,220 so what the hell are these photos? 1230 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:39,822 Call me. 1231 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:12,421 Hey, where are you? 1232 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,490 Did you have a shoot today? 1233 00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:18,227 I wanted to take you to breakfast, 1234 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:19,229 call me back. 1235 00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:22,164 I wanted to talk to you, I know 1236 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:24,633 you're upset about the whole phone thing, babe. 1237 00:53:25,235 --> 00:53:27,203 I wanted to make it up to you. 1238 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,038 I hope you're not... 1239 00:53:29,339 --> 00:53:33,309 Anyway, also, where's the espresso machine? 1240 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,010 David, call me back. 1241 00:53:59,502 --> 00:54:00,502 Fuck! 1242 00:54:00,604 --> 00:54:01,604 Fucker! 1243 00:57:43,326 --> 00:57:45,394 You took that place just in time. 1244 00:57:46,162 --> 00:57:46,995 You all moved in? 1245 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,163 Not even close. 1246 00:57:48,731 --> 00:57:49,998 Of course. 1247 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,900 By the way, the place is amazing, 1248 00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:53,068 it's beautiful, but can I actually 1249 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:54,536 afford it, Trisha, honestly? 1250 00:57:54,538 --> 00:57:55,771 It's in your range. 1251 00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:57,940 Barely. 1252 00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:00,075 Don't worry about it, I made a deal 1253 00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:02,711 with the owner, I gave him a few pieces he likes. 1254 00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:04,813 Awesome, thank you. 1255 00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:07,115 After tonight though, you'll 1256 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:09,157 probably be able to afford it for a year. 1257 00:58:09,786 --> 00:58:11,286 Yeah, people are circling. 1258 00:58:11,721 --> 00:58:12,855 You really managed to poke 1259 00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,056 everybody in the eye with this stuff, 1260 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:15,224 David, so nice going. 1261 00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:20,796 Smoke and mirrors, Trisha. 1262 00:58:21,531 --> 00:58:22,631 Smoke and mirrors. 1263 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:23,732 Right. 1264 00:58:23,734 --> 00:58:24,500 See how being an asshole to 1265 00:58:24,502 --> 00:58:25,400 people did pay off. 1266 00:58:25,402 --> 00:58:26,402 Indeed. 1267 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,370 About time I finally 1268 00:58:28,372 --> 00:58:30,292 made you some money though, right? 1269 00:58:31,941 --> 00:58:32,941 So... 1270 00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:34,810 What'd she do? 1271 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:36,879 Tell me how you just up 1272 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:38,247 and left after a fight. 1273 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:39,815 Well in her case, I was 1274 00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:41,857 definitely not the asshole, not at all. 1275 00:58:42,318 --> 00:58:43,318 Huh. 1276 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:44,520 Well you got the picture. 1277 00:58:44,787 --> 00:58:45,854 It's a great shot. 1278 00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:50,225 She's fucking somebody else. 1279 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:52,628 What? 1280 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,590 Yeah, she's fucking somebody else. 1281 00:58:56,833 --> 00:59:01,803 David, she is an emotional 1282 00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:03,505 eight year old, and you knew that going in, 1283 00:59:03,507 --> 00:59:06,008 but she's young and she's hot, 1284 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:07,543 and you're a man. 1285 00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:09,945 No... 1286 00:59:10,947 --> 00:59:12,347 She said she loves you. 1287 00:59:14,284 --> 00:59:15,217 Yeah. 1288 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,459 Yeah, what are you gonna do? 1289 00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:19,421 I am gonna drink, and then 1290 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:21,343 I'm gonna mingle for a little bit. 1291 00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:22,824 Right on. 1292 00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,229 Or maybe not, I'm not feeling 1293 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:28,530 very confident at the moment, 1294 00:59:28,532 --> 00:59:30,399 sorta rattled, so maybe I'll just sit here. 1295 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,833 God, honey, do you have any idea 1296 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:32,868 how many women in this room 1297 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:34,369 will go out with you tonight? 1298 00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,305 How many? 1299 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,487 Ugh, I'm so bored. 1300 00:59:54,023 --> 00:59:56,858 Why do they serve wine at something like this? 1301 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:59,194 Just makes you wanna dance and have fun. 1302 00:59:59,829 --> 01:00:02,264 All there is to do is look at these pictures. 1303 01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:14,843 You look so funny in the one of you at the bar. 1304 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:16,378 What's wrong? 1305 01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:21,129 Why don't you spend some time with your boyfriend? 1306 01:00:21,818 --> 01:00:23,818 Instead of acting like a sorority girl. 1307 01:00:26,022 --> 01:00:27,489 Mind your fucking distance. 1308 01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:01,823 Hi. 1309 01:01:02,859 --> 01:01:03,859 Hi. 1310 01:01:05,261 --> 01:01:06,395 Do you... 1311 01:01:07,296 --> 01:01:08,530 Like the... 1312 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,434 The photography? 1313 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:16,464 Yeah, I do, I like the photography. 1314 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:18,974 Do you? 1315 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:21,443 Hmmm. 1316 01:01:23,146 --> 01:01:26,114 I must say, I find the work to be very... 1317 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,184 Troubled. 1318 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:31,286 You must say. 1319 01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:33,889 Troubled. 1320 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,357 I think troubled's an understatement. 1321 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:39,594 My name's Greg. 1322 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:41,430 Brenda. 1323 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,699 Brenda. 1324 01:01:45,902 --> 01:01:47,269 It's a sexy name. 1325 01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:50,624 Something funny? I'm sorry, no, I just... 1326 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,808 Do you come here often? 1327 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:55,110 Oh, I'm... 1328 01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:57,192 Sorry, I just always wanted to say that. 1329 01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,421 What do you do, Greg? 1330 01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:01,083 Oh, I'm in a... 1331 01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:02,325 I have to go spy on someone. 1332 01:02:16,866 --> 01:02:17,866 Hi. 1333 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:20,769 Yo. 1334 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:21,436 What up? 1335 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:22,204 One hour. 1336 01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:23,305 You made it. 1337 01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:24,139 Oh my God, let's get out of here. 1338 01:02:24,141 --> 01:02:25,141 Go where? 1339 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:26,822 Come here, come here. 1340 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:28,610 How much longer do I have to 1341 01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:29,377 stand around and watch people 1342 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:30,779 talk about my work? 1343 01:02:30,781 --> 01:02:32,781 Just a little while longer at least, David, please. 1344 01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:33,849 Okay. 1345 01:02:34,717 --> 01:02:36,785 Hey, oh my God, look at this. 1346 01:02:37,653 --> 01:02:39,888 The barb beating them off with a stick. 1347 01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,123 Yeah? 1348 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:42,057 Yeah. 1349 01:02:42,059 --> 01:02:42,958 I think my head might pop off 1350 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,092 my fucking neck, so catch it 1351 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,293 if it does, can you do that for me? 1352 01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,028 Yeah, I'll catch your head. 1353 01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,263 Awesome. 1354 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,165 Hey, how are you, it's been awhile. 1355 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,167 Yeah. 1356 01:02:51,501 --> 01:02:52,300 How you doing? 1357 01:02:52,302 --> 01:02:53,468 Good, yeah. 1358 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,603 Hey. 1359 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:56,071 Oh my God. 1360 01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,206 Hi. 1361 01:02:58,208 --> 01:03:00,208 I didn't wanna interrupt, you know? 1362 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,211 I just wanted to say I'm proud of you, babe. 1363 01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:06,448 And I hope that we could talk 1364 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,016 about everything. 1365 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:09,284 What's up? 1366 01:03:09,485 --> 01:03:11,565 Hey, I think we're getting ready to go. 1367 01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:13,221 Getting ready to go where? 1368 01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,590 We're going to dinner, right? 1369 01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:18,827 Oh, I didn't know. 1370 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:20,896 That's because I didn't invite ya, 1371 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,063 that's why you didn't know, and 1372 01:03:22,065 --> 01:03:24,266 so don't make a scene please. 1373 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:25,534 That's just fucking rude. 1374 01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:27,502 Hey, I... Don't touch me, David. 1375 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:28,470 Okay, okay, okay. 1376 01:03:28,472 --> 01:03:29,905 God, fuck you! 1377 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:32,808 Bullshit! 1378 01:03:33,943 --> 01:03:35,977 She just cannot help herself, can she? 1379 01:03:36,345 --> 01:03:37,546 You're not going after her? 1380 01:03:40,082 --> 01:03:41,149 I'm not what? 1381 01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:43,018 Not gonna go after her? 1382 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,920 I, Chris, why don't you go after her, 1383 01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:46,588 why you even ask me that? 1384 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:47,522 - Hey. - What? 1385 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:48,857 What the hell are you doing? 1386 01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:49,791 We haven't hung out in awhile, 1387 01:03:49,793 --> 01:03:51,159 why don't you just let her sober 1388 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,195 up, she'll be fine, okay? 1389 01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,429 Yeah, perfect, I'm good. 1390 01:03:54,431 --> 01:03:55,564 Awesome, let's go have a good time. 1391 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:57,499 Hey, Pam, how are ya. 1392 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,100 You look beautiful by the way. 1393 01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:02,270 Well the hell is going on with you two? 1394 01:04:02,939 --> 01:04:04,059 That's what I wanna know. 1395 01:04:04,073 --> 01:04:05,073 Comes and goes. 1396 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:06,942 It's good to see you, babe. 1397 01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:10,378 You're like a lovely ray of moonlight. 1398 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,114 Bouncing around in the dark, 1399 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:16,218 choppy fucking polluted shark infested 1400 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,686 waters of the Atlantic. 1401 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,120 Wow! 1402 01:04:37,673 --> 01:04:38,673 Hey. 1403 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:39,808 What's up, bro? 1404 01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:40,876 How are you? 1405 01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:42,310 Let's go grab a drink. 1406 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:44,032 Yeah, I'll be back in a couple minutes. 1407 01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:50,518 See, my best friend had an aunt in Hawaii, too. 1408 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,653 Oh really? 1409 01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:57,626 I'll be right back. 1410 01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:11,640 Hey. 1411 01:05:13,175 --> 01:05:15,095 I'm just sitting here thinking. 1412 01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:17,112 That's good. 1413 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:18,613 I mean I didn't really ask you, 1414 01:05:18,615 --> 01:05:20,535 but thank you for letting me know. 1415 01:05:22,852 --> 01:05:24,052 How are you, David? 1416 01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:26,721 Ah, you know, my girlfriend's 1417 01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:28,443 fucking my best friend, how are you, Brenda? 1418 01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:29,557 What?! 1419 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,826 Are you... Seriously, so good. 1420 01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:33,695 Thank you. 1421 01:05:33,697 --> 01:05:35,363 I'm sorry, what? 1422 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,266 Yeah. 1423 01:05:39,468 --> 01:05:41,803 I don't want, you know what, how about you? 1424 01:05:41,805 --> 01:05:42,925 Let's not talk about me. 1425 01:05:43,806 --> 01:05:45,373 You got a boyfriend now, right? 1426 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,155 - No, not at all. - - You don't? 1427 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:48,777 Right. 1428 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:51,966 Why didn't you bring him? 1429 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:54,549 I didn't want to, no... 1430 01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:58,920 So Chris is fucking Jen? 1431 01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:00,588 Yeah. 1432 01:06:01,324 --> 01:06:02,157 And you're just hanging out 1433 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,925 like everything's fine? 1434 01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,900 You sound like my shrink now. 1435 01:06:06,862 --> 01:06:08,063 Wow. 1436 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,599 And you and Jen are working it out? 1437 01:06:12,501 --> 01:06:13,768 Does it look like we're working it out, Brenda? 1438 01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:14,669 You just called her your girlfriend. 1439 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:15,403 Did I? 1440 01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:16,671 Yeah, you did. 1441 01:06:17,907 --> 01:06:19,441 No, no, we're not working it out. 1442 01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:21,643 Anyway, they don't know that I know what I know. 1443 01:06:22,511 --> 01:06:23,778 I think they suspect, but I'm gonna 1444 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:26,214 let it ride for a little bit, watch them squirm. 1445 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,116 Oh my God. 1446 01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:30,418 That sounds fun. 1447 01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:33,822 What I did do is move the fuck 1448 01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:35,290 out in record time. 1449 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:41,269 You lived together. 1450 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:43,498 Wow. 1451 01:06:46,869 --> 01:06:48,570 Yeah, but it wasn't... 1452 01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,107 I'm sorry. 1453 01:06:52,109 --> 01:06:53,375 You don't have to be sorry, 1454 01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:56,211 come on, that's ancient history, it's all good. 1455 01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,150 Speaking of which... 1456 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,686 My current living situation... 1457 01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:06,321 Yeah? 1458 01:07:06,323 --> 01:07:08,156 I have this amazing month to month 1459 01:07:08,158 --> 01:07:10,658 great deal, except there's a slight chance 1460 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,660 that they might take it away from me. 1461 01:07:13,195 --> 01:07:15,997 And of course they took it away from me. 1462 01:07:16,699 --> 01:07:17,832 - That sucks. - Yeah. 1463 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:18,767 So where are you... 1464 01:07:18,769 --> 01:07:20,068 I don't know, I don't know. 1465 01:07:20,436 --> 01:07:21,803 I may stay with Laurie. 1466 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:23,304 Uh huh, Laurie. 1467 01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:25,940 I may have to ask the dude, 1468 01:07:25,942 --> 01:07:27,442 but I really don't want to. 1469 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,311 There's no way I'm gonna find a 1470 01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:32,313 place before I have to move out, 1471 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:33,448 so I don't know. 1472 01:07:34,116 --> 01:07:35,116 I don't know. 1473 01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:46,027 Stay with me. 1474 01:07:48,631 --> 01:07:49,631 What? 1475 01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:51,032 Excuse me? 1476 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:54,135 At my new, big, empty, lonely, fancy place. 1477 01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:56,304 Seriously, I have two extra rooms, it's huge. 1478 01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:58,506 Ask Trisha, she's the one that set it up for me. 1479 01:07:58,941 --> 01:08:00,075 I can't use all that fucking space, 1480 01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,357 I don't know what to do with it. 1481 01:08:01,944 --> 01:08:02,944 What's that? 1482 01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:04,379 What, what's that look? 1483 01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:08,483 No, no, I'm gonna stay with Laurie. 1484 01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:10,785 I think that's a better idea. 1485 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:12,087 I'm saying move on, not just 1486 01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,555 crash for awhile, make it your own. 1487 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:16,491 Just pay whatever you paid at your old place. 1488 01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:19,494 David... 1489 01:08:20,129 --> 01:08:21,162 Brenda. 1490 01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:24,532 What about all my stuff? 1491 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:25,433 Your stuff? 1492 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,835 Yeah. 1493 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:28,269 Bring it, bring it, bring all that, I got nothing, 1494 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,839 literally nothing, it's like a luxury jail cell there. 1495 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,708 Just, just come look at it. 1496 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,110 No pressure. 1497 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,313 Plus, I don't know, I... 1498 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:43,184 I miss the laughs we had. 1499 01:08:43,986 --> 01:08:45,053 Remember? 1500 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:48,923 We could use some laughs, right? 1501 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:52,961 Just come take a look at it. 1502 01:08:56,599 --> 01:08:57,632 When? 1503 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:00,235 Now. 1504 01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:04,038 Come on. 1505 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:05,507 Right? 1506 01:09:05,509 --> 01:09:06,509 Let's go. 1507 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:08,743 I don't know if I trust you. 1508 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:09,811 You don't trust me? 1509 01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:21,689 - I'll see you? - Yes. 1510 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,611 I'll see you, bye, bye you guys. 1511 01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:25,727 Hey man. 1512 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,290 I'm proud of you, brother. 1513 01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:31,199 Thanks. 1514 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,968 Bye. 1515 01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:36,704 Nice to meet you. 1516 01:09:37,873 --> 01:09:39,841 Oh my God, I can't believe 1517 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,709 that fucking cocksucker. 1518 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,512 Fucking dick. 1519 01:09:48,817 --> 01:09:49,817 So... 1520 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,125 All right, I'm leaving... 1521 01:09:57,127 --> 01:10:01,262 Fine fine fine, fine, shit, I'll, yes, 1522 01:10:01,264 --> 01:10:03,531 I will come and see your place. 1523 01:10:41,036 --> 01:10:42,203 Hey. 1524 01:10:42,671 --> 01:10:43,951 Hold on one second, do you mind? 1525 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:45,173 Thank you so much, thank you. 1526 01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:47,275 Oh my God. 1527 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,077 Oh my God! 1528 01:10:50,112 --> 01:10:51,412 What are you doing here? 1529 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:53,348 That's not what I wanted to hear, David, 1530 01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:54,749 I've been here over an hour. 1531 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,950 I don't actually care what you want 1532 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,151 to hear, I really don't, so do me a favor, 1533 01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:58,119 do me a favor, don't make a big deal, this... 1534 01:10:58,121 --> 01:10:59,120 You know what, don't touch me! 1535 01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:00,355 All right, all right. 1536 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:01,289 Brenda, what are you doing here?! 1537 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:03,258 I just came to see the house. 1538 01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,192 Listen to me, I'm asking you, 1539 01:11:04,194 --> 01:11:05,627 I'm trying to be nice, I am, I'm 1540 01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:07,895 trying to be nice, just go home, okay? 1541 01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:09,130 Just go home, you fucked up. 1542 01:11:09,132 --> 01:11:10,132 Oh I fucked up?! 1543 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,733 Yes, yes, you fucked up. 1544 01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:13,668 Jesus, I said I'm sorry, David! 1545 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,670 Shh, Jen, stop, okay?! 1546 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:16,471 We're done! 1547 01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:17,272 Get in the fucking cab! 1548 01:11:17,274 --> 01:11:18,172 No, we're not done! 1549 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:18,973 Listen to me, David, you're 1550 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:20,408 not breaking up with me! 1551 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:21,876 I had my reasons for getting upset 1552 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:23,711 and baby, I was drinking... 1553 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:24,846 I don't care, okay, you can have 1554 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:26,381 your place, your wine, your fucking 1555 01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:28,416 awful taste, your time. You can have it all back! 1556 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:29,550 I don't want it! 1557 01:11:29,552 --> 01:11:30,685 Just stay the fuck away from me! 1558 01:11:30,687 --> 01:11:31,619 Don't fucking talk to me like that! 1559 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,454 Jen, you fucking child... I'm not going... 1560 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:34,689 Why are you here, Jen?! 1561 01:11:38,594 --> 01:11:39,994 Think for one moment why you're here 1562 01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:41,162 and you might realize how little 1563 01:11:41,164 --> 01:11:42,664 you actually give a shit! 1564 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,466 Fuck you, David, you're not breaking up with me. 1565 01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:47,802 Oh my, you, you're fucking, you're crazy, 1566 01:11:47,804 --> 01:11:49,671 you're crazy, I just did. 1567 01:11:50,005 --> 01:11:51,172 It's done, it's over, how hard 1568 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:52,373 is that to understand? 1569 01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,076 Are you fucking somebody else? 1570 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,984 Oh my God, are you, this is... 1571 01:12:03,452 --> 01:12:04,719 Are you? 1572 01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:07,588 That's funny, Jen, that's really funny. 1573 01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:08,856 Are you, is it her?! 1574 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:09,858 Stop! 1575 01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:12,493 Stop! 1576 01:12:15,431 --> 01:12:16,431 Okay?! 1577 01:12:20,035 --> 01:12:21,502 Get in the cab, Jen. 1578 01:12:23,105 --> 01:12:24,339 Go home. 1579 01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:32,146 I'm very sorry, take this, I don't 1580 01:12:32,148 --> 01:12:34,188 think she'll pay you though, thank you;. 1581 01:12:35,651 --> 01:12:36,851 Oh wow! 1582 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,920 Am I fucking someone? 1583 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,636 Does sleeping with a schizophrenic count, you think? 1584 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,918 I don't know how to help you here. 1585 01:12:46,962 --> 01:12:48,363 Ah, shit. 1586 01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:26,353 I don't know about this yellow. 1587 01:13:27,136 --> 01:13:28,536 You'll be all right, Schiffer. 1588 01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:29,971 Will I? 1589 01:13:29,973 --> 01:13:31,506 Yeah yeah, of course you will. 1590 01:13:32,174 --> 01:13:33,341 Of course you will, in a larger global 1591 01:13:33,343 --> 01:13:34,543 sense I'm actually not sure. 1592 01:13:35,444 --> 01:13:37,404 But you need a place to stay, right? 1593 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:38,846 Things might get weird, you know, 1594 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,048 but I'll tell you what, we'll put it in writing. 1595 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,083 No weird shit. 1596 01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:43,217 What do you say? 1597 01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:44,786 Right? 1598 01:13:45,053 --> 01:13:46,320 Do you remember when I was the 1599 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:48,442 one that was saying we should live together? 1600 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:50,158 Yeah, yeah, I do, I do. 1601 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,726 Nothing more certain to ruin a good 1602 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:53,848 relationship than moving in together, right? 1603 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:58,699 Yeah, I don't know, I think 1604 01:13:58,701 --> 01:13:59,967 this is probably just... 1605 01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:02,603 Hey hey hey, yo, hold the crazy, okay? 1606 01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:04,138 Just for a little bit. 1607 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,140 Have another one or two of these first. 1608 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:08,242 Okay, cheers. 1609 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:10,678 Cheers. 1610 01:14:13,949 --> 01:14:14,715 I'm glad we came to your place 1611 01:14:14,717 --> 01:14:15,917 and not mine. 1612 01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:19,387 This is beautiful. 1613 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,190 Uh huh. 1614 01:14:23,258 --> 01:14:24,392 You know, I've known you for 1615 01:14:24,394 --> 01:14:25,927 at least a few months. 1616 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,262 You never told me what you do. 1617 01:14:29,131 --> 01:14:31,091 That's 'cause I don't do anything. 1618 01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:32,767 What do you mean? 1619 01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:34,135 I'm saying where do you work? 1620 01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:36,804 I don't work. 1621 01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:41,375 Most definitely my father's son. 1622 01:14:48,884 --> 01:14:50,184 What does daddy do? 1623 01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:53,254 He doesn't do anything. 1624 01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:55,656 Okay, wait a minute, so... 1625 01:14:55,891 --> 01:14:57,291 He was a rich kid too. 1626 01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:58,960 Was? 1627 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:00,995 Yeah, he's dead to me now. 1628 01:15:02,264 --> 01:15:04,144 To the rest of us he's in prison. 1629 01:15:05,133 --> 01:15:06,968 Oh, sorry. 1630 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:08,929 What are you sorry about? 1631 01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:11,639 I don't know. 1632 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,142 Sorry. 1633 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,627 I always loved your music. 1634 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:34,362 Yeah. 1635 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:36,631 It's one thing to love music, 1636 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:39,066 but that's a whole other... No, stop. 1637 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,001 What? 1638 01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:41,203 Stop with the music nerd shit. 1639 01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:42,470 Don't do it. 1640 01:15:42,472 --> 01:15:43,204 I don't wanna hear it. Just, just cut it out? 1641 01:15:43,206 --> 01:15:44,672 Yeah. 1642 01:15:50,445 --> 01:15:54,482 So about me living with Jen, I just wanted... 1643 01:15:54,484 --> 01:15:56,284 - David... - Let me finish. 1644 01:15:57,819 --> 01:16:00,621 I was clearly trying something I 1645 01:16:00,623 --> 01:16:03,324 didn't think I was actually capable of. 1646 01:16:04,626 --> 01:16:06,746 I don't know why I couldn't do it with you. 1647 01:16:06,762 --> 01:16:08,963 - David... - I freaked out. 1648 01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,299 I did. 1649 01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:14,327 For no good reason, I don't know why. 1650 01:16:17,272 --> 01:16:20,408 Christ, but then with her, I thought I'd try it. 1651 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:22,777 Dive in, be the good boyfriend, do it right, 1652 01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:24,659 but clearly she's fucking insane. 1653 01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:25,947 Yeah. 1654 01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:27,448 Yeah? 1655 01:16:27,549 --> 01:16:28,849 Yeah. 1656 01:16:28,851 --> 01:16:30,952 So are you though, so what's a guy to do? 1657 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,153 In a very different way! You know what, no, 1658 01:16:32,155 --> 01:16:33,788 you know, listen to me. 1659 01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:35,456 I have something to say, okay? 1660 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:38,593 It's totally off the wall crazy honest 1661 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:40,795 and I'm just gonna lay it out there. 1662 01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:43,464 Lay it out. 1663 01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:45,166 The thought had occurred to me 1664 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:47,101 if you and your crazy schizophrenic 1665 01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,703 girlfriend ever broke up... 1666 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,474 That you and I should enter into 1667 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,242 a purely sexual relationship. 1668 01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,053 What are you doing? 1669 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,215 I'm doing something at least. 1670 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,816 You're just sitting there like 1671 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,485 a load of laundry, so I'm gonna go. 1672 01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:38,419 I'm not, come on... 1673 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,553 You know, I don't have to 1674 01:17:39,555 --> 01:17:40,721 be here if you don't want me, Chris! 1675 01:17:40,723 --> 01:17:41,723 I do. 1676 01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:43,190 What do you want me to do? 1677 01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:44,432 It doesn't feel like you do. 1678 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:46,894 Just come on. 1679 01:17:47,696 --> 01:17:48,996 Come back. 1680 01:17:49,231 --> 01:17:51,432 I'll do a better job of showing you, okay? 1681 01:18:03,912 --> 01:18:05,479 Now you're laughing at me, see? 1682 01:18:05,481 --> 01:18:06,347 Forget it! 1683 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,382 No, wait, wait. 1684 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:44,424 Does it feel like I want you here now? 1685 01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:45,820 Yes! 1686 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:49,090 I don't! 1687 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:52,660 You do. 1688 01:19:51,887 --> 01:19:53,220 Back on the market. 1689 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,222 So how did Thomas' boys do in the 1690 01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:57,144 first game of the West Coast swing? 1691 01:19:57,325 --> 01:19:58,325 Unbelievable. 1692 01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,427 You pathetic fuck! 1693 01:20:06,101 --> 01:20:07,334 We're drawing up some new 1694 01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:09,703 approached in practice, we're trying 1695 01:20:09,705 --> 01:20:11,205 to get back to the fundamentals. 1696 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:13,641 It's a young group of guys with 1697 01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:15,943 enormous talent, we all know that. 1698 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:18,179 Everyone's focused, on Cinco, last time 1699 01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:19,313 I checked there were four other... 1700 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,515 A purely sexual relationship. 1701 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:22,783 Does that surprise you? 1702 01:20:24,886 --> 01:20:26,687 Does that excite you? 1703 01:20:29,758 --> 01:20:31,091 Does that freak you out, what 1704 01:20:31,093 --> 01:20:32,760 the fuck are you thinking? 1705 01:20:32,894 --> 01:20:34,795 Exactly when did you come up with, Brenda? 1706 01:20:34,797 --> 01:20:35,763 I don't know! 1707 01:20:35,765 --> 01:20:36,897 Okay, because you know we just 1708 01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:37,898 ran into each other last week for 1709 01:20:37,900 --> 01:20:39,500 the first time in almost a year, 1710 01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,702 we haven't seen each other... 1711 01:20:40,703 --> 01:20:42,670 I know, I don't know, I don't know. 1712 01:20:42,804 --> 01:20:44,171 I think, I just, I can't get 1713 01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:46,140 into this new guy, I really can't. 1714 01:20:46,908 --> 01:20:50,611 And I'm so sick of faking, of acting, 1715 01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:53,380 of the bullshit, I just, I just wanna 1716 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,422 say what I feel, do you know what I mean? 1717 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:57,718 And I feel like you were the only 1718 01:20:57,720 --> 01:20:58,686 person that I've ever been 1719 01:20:58,688 --> 01:20:59,987 able to do that with. 1720 01:21:03,658 --> 01:21:04,425 But I don't wanna get back 1721 01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:05,427 together with you. 1722 01:21:06,628 --> 01:21:08,229 I'm just saying, two people that 1723 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:09,964 hate themselves as much as we do 1724 01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:12,633 finding the purist form of comfort 1725 01:21:12,635 --> 01:21:15,269 in one another is the next best thing, right? 1726 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:19,406 So you can see how, you know, your generous 1727 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:21,809 offer of roommates doesn't really jive 1728 01:21:21,811 --> 01:21:23,077 with what I'm saying. 1729 01:21:24,579 --> 01:21:25,679 All of a sudden this place is 1730 01:21:25,681 --> 01:21:27,414 not as spacious anymore. 1731 01:21:28,250 --> 01:21:29,416 What do you mean? 1732 01:21:29,918 --> 01:21:31,051 Sex with the person you live with 1733 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:33,020 is a lot like marriage, God forbid. 1734 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,356 No, it's not at all like that. 1735 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,084 - Not even close. - - Yeah. 1736 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:39,526 You know, I can count the number 1737 01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:42,229 of happy couples that I know in one hand. 1738 01:21:42,764 --> 01:21:43,597 I don't wanna do that, I don't 1739 01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:44,798 wanna be that couple. 1740 01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,434 I just want sex when I want it. 1741 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,004 That's what I want. 1742 01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,240 But if I live here, we can't, we just 1743 01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:55,242 can't do that, it'd just be too weird. 1744 01:21:59,814 --> 01:22:00,981 You do this. 1745 01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:04,818 You have these inspired, just beautiful moments. 1746 01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:06,654 One minute you're bouncing around completely lost, 1747 01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:08,776 the next minute you say something like that. 1748 01:22:09,391 --> 01:22:10,691 And you lay it down flat. 1749 01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,929 In control. 1750 01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:23,109 Well maybe we should do neither of those things. 1751 01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:28,208 Maybe you're right. 1752 01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:36,183 More importantly... 1753 01:22:37,285 --> 01:22:38,585 We're out of wine. 1754 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:41,088 So walk with me, I'm not done with you yet. 1755 01:22:42,223 --> 01:22:43,924 Maybe I'm not done with you yet. 1756 01:22:43,926 --> 01:22:44,525 No? 1757 01:22:44,527 --> 01:22:45,527 No. 1758 01:22:55,303 --> 01:22:56,303 Thank you. 1759 01:23:38,713 --> 01:23:39,713 Hey. 1760 01:23:40,081 --> 01:23:41,081 Hey. 1761 01:23:41,116 --> 01:23:42,116 Where are you? 1762 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:43,817 Just got home. 1763 01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:45,652 And how was it? 1764 01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:47,334 It was good, real good, job well done. 1765 01:23:47,822 --> 01:23:49,123 What are you doing? 1766 01:23:49,457 --> 01:23:51,158 Oh, just got home from a date. 1767 01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:54,128 At nine o'clock, you 1768 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,396 just got home from a date? 1769 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:56,630 Must have been a really awesome date. 1770 01:23:56,632 --> 01:23:57,664 Yeah, I'm drinking wine 1771 01:23:57,666 --> 01:23:59,133 and watching Chopped. 1772 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:00,868 Awesome. 1773 01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:02,803 I'm bored! 1774 01:24:03,171 --> 01:24:04,104 Please come over and bring 1775 01:24:04,106 --> 01:24:05,339 me some hot chocolate. 1776 01:24:06,074 --> 01:24:07,841 I just got home. 1777 01:24:08,376 --> 01:24:10,416 I need some food, I might stop by later. 1778 01:24:10,645 --> 01:24:11,578 I don't care, just come 1779 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:13,080 over and bring me hot chocolate. 1780 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:14,014 Goodbye! 1781 01:24:14,016 --> 01:24:15,016 Yeah, bye! 1782 01:24:40,275 --> 01:24:41,976 Hi. 1783 01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:43,410 Where's the hot chocolate? 1784 01:25:48,877 --> 01:25:49,877 Hey. 1785 01:25:50,512 --> 01:25:51,545 What time is it? 1786 01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:53,947 A little after midnight. 1787 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:56,416 Really, it feels like one. 1788 01:26:01,723 --> 01:26:02,723 Fine, I'm fine. 1789 01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:07,661 It's just been a month. 1790 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,743 We said we'd check it after a month, so... 1791 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:11,665 And? 1792 01:26:12,901 --> 01:26:13,834 Fine. 1793 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:14,735 Me too. 1794 01:26:14,737 --> 01:26:15,569 Good. 1795 01:26:15,571 --> 01:26:17,738 Cool. 1796 01:26:18,273 --> 01:26:19,072 I don't think we should cloud our 1797 01:26:19,074 --> 01:26:20,507 head with over-analysis. 1798 01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:23,730 I couldn't agree more. 1799 01:26:24,812 --> 01:26:25,679 Shut up. 1800 01:26:25,681 --> 01:26:26,914 Yeah? 1801 01:26:26,916 --> 01:26:29,483 Yeah, just get out, you know the rules. 1802 01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:37,951 Tell me what you think of this. 1803 01:26:39,561 --> 01:26:40,961 Do you think we could live together? 1804 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:44,865 As roommates, but do the thing you said, 1805 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:47,434 a purely sexual relationship. 1806 01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:50,671 Should the mood ever strike. 1807 01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:57,904 But not sleep in the same bed ever. 1808 01:26:59,347 --> 01:27:00,280 For what it's worth, we keep our 1809 01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,648 own quarters as much as we can. 1810 01:27:02,951 --> 01:27:05,085 Remain friends, that's the key. 1811 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,087 That's the most important part. 1812 01:27:09,023 --> 01:27:10,224 Love each other and support 1813 01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,306 each other like we always have, you know? 1814 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,396 And relationships, nah. 1815 01:27:16,965 --> 01:27:18,365 I know I don't need one. 1816 01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:20,487 I mean you may at some point, I don't know. 1817 01:27:21,035 --> 01:27:22,169 God bless that dude. 1818 01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:27,574 You think we could do that? 1819 01:27:28,576 --> 01:27:30,043 And not lose our minds? 1820 01:27:33,281 --> 01:27:34,481 Not lose our friendship? 1821 01:27:37,385 --> 01:27:38,385 I don't know. 1822 01:27:40,788 --> 01:27:41,922 Call it a transition. 1823 01:27:53,501 --> 01:27:54,768 What did you say? 1824 01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:56,703 Oh, you have no idea what I'm capable of. 1825 01:27:57,105 --> 01:27:58,772 Oh, oh really, oh really?! 1826 01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:01,742 In my condition, I cannot deal with this right now! 1827 01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:04,478 Please, please just stop! 1828 01:28:05,346 --> 01:28:06,880 Jesus, you think anyone else 1829 01:28:06,882 --> 01:28:08,515 gives a shit about you, I've tried, 1830 01:28:08,517 --> 01:28:10,397 I've tried to get through to you! 1831 01:28:10,718 --> 01:28:11,952 Ugh! 1832 01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:13,420 You think anyone else gives a shit, 1833 01:28:13,422 --> 01:28:15,756 no, about you, I've tried, I've tried. 1834 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:18,497 I've tried to get through to you, but... 1835 01:28:18,593 --> 01:28:19,760 If you don't think I'll do it, Billy, 1836 01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:20,894 just keep it up. 1837 01:28:21,863 --> 01:28:23,430 I will not be treated this way, 1838 01:28:23,432 --> 01:28:26,433 I will not, I swear I'll take Ben 1839 01:28:26,435 --> 01:28:28,068 and you will never see us again! 1840 01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:33,440 In fact, this might be the last time you see anything. 1841 01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:38,412 This is so fucking bad. 1842 01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:40,147 Oh my God. 1843 01:29:00,034 --> 01:29:01,735 I'm out. Clean up after yourself. 1844 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:02,969 Awesome, pick up more coffee! 1845 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,371 Ugh! 1846 01:29:04,373 --> 01:29:05,739 Do you have that thing with Laurie tonight, right? 1847 01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:07,307 Yes, shit, thank you for reminding me. 1848 01:29:07,309 --> 01:29:07,974 Of course. 1849 01:29:07,976 --> 01:29:08,642 Bye, babe. 1850 01:29:08,644 --> 01:29:09,644 Bye babe. 1851 01:29:10,244 --> 01:29:11,878 Wow, wow, babe? 1852 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:12,679 At least you didn't say honey, 1853 01:29:12,681 --> 01:29:14,047 that'd be a lot worse. 1854 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,383 Bye, honey, I'll talk to you later. 1855 01:29:19,687 --> 01:29:20,687 Have a good day! 1856 01:29:20,755 --> 01:29:21,788 Bye! 1857 01:30:11,139 --> 01:30:13,140 Unfortunately, most people who have 1858 01:30:13,142 --> 01:30:14,641 genital herpes do not realize it because 1859 01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,376 they never have symptoms or they 1860 01:30:16,378 --> 01:30:17,477 do not recognize any symptoms 1861 01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:18,812 they may presently have. 1862 01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,600 Symptoms may differ in each person. 1863 01:30:23,351 --> 01:30:24,584 Hey. 1864 01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:26,546 Hey, your herpes commercial's on. 1865 01:30:26,854 --> 01:30:28,934 Yeah, it started airing a few days ago. 1866 01:30:29,390 --> 01:30:30,390 You look sexy. 1867 01:30:30,992 --> 01:30:32,259 Bite me! 1868 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:34,500 I have another call, I'll call you back. 1869 01:30:34,629 --> 01:30:35,896 These first episodes 1870 01:30:35,898 --> 01:30:37,938 of symptoms generally last a few weeks... 1871 01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:40,167 What, John? 1872 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:41,735 You ungrateful hurtful bitch, 1873 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:43,270 I saw your gonorrhea commercial. 1874 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,172 You have crushed my soul. 1875 01:30:45,406 --> 01:30:46,373 Does that make you happy? 1876 01:30:46,375 --> 01:30:48,074 I'm happy when my clients are. 1877 01:30:48,076 --> 01:30:49,176 Go fuck yourself. 1878 01:30:49,178 --> 01:30:50,343 That would make me happy. 1879 01:30:50,345 --> 01:30:51,411 Sounds good. 1880 01:31:04,859 --> 01:31:05,492 Hi. 1881 01:31:05,494 --> 01:31:06,494 Hey. 1882 01:31:07,528 --> 01:31:08,568 Jen, what do you... 1883 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,131 Just working up the courage 1884 01:31:11,133 --> 01:31:12,632 to ring your doorbell. 1885 01:31:15,269 --> 01:31:16,303 It's not working. 1886 01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,400 What the hell are you doing? 1887 01:32:53,968 --> 01:32:55,368 What the hell are you doing? 1888 01:32:55,392 --> 01:33:17,392 ♪ Hope it helped -> bozxphd ♪