1 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:36,469 I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy 2 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,607 I'm a little boy blue 3 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,613 I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy 4 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,626 I'm a little boy blue 5 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:56,429 Are you a little girl, you a little girl You a little girl 6 00:00:56,589 --> 00:01:00,059 You a little girl true? 7 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:07,767 I am so lethal green little... springs 8 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:11,906 I can't pass 9 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:17,913 Kind of lonely and filled with our... 10 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,187 Are you a little girl, you a little girl You a little girl 11 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:31,030 You a little girl true? 12 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:37,163 'Cause I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy I'm a little boy 13 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:40,437 I'm a little boy true 14 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:44,070 Come on! 15 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:10,772 I'm a little boy blue 16 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,813 Yeah! 17 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:30,049 Thank you. 18 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:31,851 Thank you. Thanks, man. 19 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:34,164 You've been a wonderful crowd. 20 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,925 Well, we're Jose 21 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,071 and the Borges! 22 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:45,965 Thank you. 23 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,874 And happy birthday, 24 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,510 Emerson. 25 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,450 Over here, pal. 26 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,143 Okay, they don't care. 27 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:56,976 All right. 28 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,182 Jose. 29 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,785 No, I'm good. You should probably put those in a cup or something, you know? 30 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:08,388 'Cause I don't know what the protocol is exactly. 31 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,332 The cake's better than at the Tiffany, fuckers. 32 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,832 Hey! Good job! 33 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,667 Violet, don't take Emerson's cake, honey. Apologize. 34 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,102 Hey, man, you sounded good. 35 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,303 Okay. Okay. 36 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:24,471 It's okay. It's all right. 37 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,773 Is that a new one or is that the same one or... 38 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:27,907 - No, it's a new one. - Yeah. 39 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,543 You guys sounded so great. 40 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:31,587 - Didn't they? - Really, yes. 41 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:32,979 Don't you miss it, buddy? 42 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:35,381 - Well, I do. - Really? You want to play for little... 43 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:36,816 Well, it's similar to playing to drunks. 44 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,218 I guess that's true. 45 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,385 Oh, my God, how are you guys? 46 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:41,121 I feel like it's been forever since we've seen you. 47 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,289 Well, we finally settled on a honeymoon. 48 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,525 - Hey! - Oh, my God! Where? 49 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,228 Well, it was between kidnapping and hijacking. I chose kidnapping. 50 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,329 Mexico. 51 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,432 You can't drive to Hawaii, apparently. 52 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,035 So now we just have to figure out what we're doing for his 40th. 53 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,503 No, I think we discussed that. 54 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,549 I'm going to blow my head off right after cake. 55 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,374 So you're doing that this year. You're not gonna go to Santa Barbara? 56 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,181 No, I was gonna blow my head off in Santa Barbara. 57 00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:06,446 So, yes, but I thought this year we should do a party, too, right? 58 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,181 Yes, you should! 59 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:09,919 - You gotta have a party. - Come on. Listen. 60 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,019 Wait a minute. Isn't your birthday like, the day before Violet's? 61 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,257 The day after, yes. 62 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,564 You guys, we should totally do a joint party. 63 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,430 - Sorry? - Yes! 64 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:19,959 Like a cradle to the grave theme. 65 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,197 Yes, exactly! 66 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,466 - No, it would be so cute. - Yes! 67 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:25,574 Besides, you don't have that many friends, right, Jose? 68 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,368 That's right, Kate, I don't have that many friends. 69 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,175 Oh, my God, and you guys should play. 70 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:34,307 Ever since I started repping Lil' Vegan, I know all these music industry people. 71 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,842 That would be so great. 72 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,012 All right, let me think about this. 73 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,119 Can Gabe play with us? 74 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,857 Sure. 75 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,658 Why not? It's just one gig, right? 76 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:46,052 Buddy. 77 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,820 - Honey, you feeling all right? - Yes, I'm all right. 78 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,789 All right. Well, then, it's settled. 79 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:51,596 - Yeah, you got your party. - I did. 80 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,704 Hey, what do you say we go get some... You guys want to get some real lunch or... 81 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:55,965 You know what, we would, 82 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,132 but we got to go to another party, a friend of Fred's. 83 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,705 - Fred is... Fred has friends? - He's so adorable. 84 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,910 I don't know. 85 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,308 - I don't know, man. - This goes first, this goes first. 86 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,511 I think this is a sign of things to come, and it's not looking good. 87 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:13,921 Yeah, Dusty's pulling some Yoko shit. 88 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,381 God. 89 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,585 Did that thing work? 90 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,291 I don't know. My neck kind of feels better, 91 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,130 but now my fucking armpits are killing me. 92 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,322 No. 93 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,735 God, this is a disaster. 94 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,392 What, you guys sounded great. 95 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:29,095 Honey, I just sang a song about my mother leaving me 96 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:30,997 with my suicidal father for two years 97 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,833 while she banged her way through Kathmandu 98 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:37,403 to a bunch of four-year-olds who think it's about a tiny little sheep herder. 99 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,240 - I want to smoke. - No, you don't. 100 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,341 You're doing so good. 101 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:44,248 Six hundred more gigs like this, I can finally get you a ring. 102 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,547 Honey, just get me a Cracker Jack ring. I told you, I don't care. 103 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:48,717 I do. 104 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:54,554 Well, you know what, maybe if you guys didn't sing the old Borges stuff... 105 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,655 No, no, no, no, no. 106 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,098 ...and you wrote some new stuff for the kids... 107 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,058 - No. No. No. - ...it wouldn't feel like such a violation. 108 00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,126 No. No. 109 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:03,366 I just can't write songs about sissy and Bamm-Bamms and binkies. 110 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,497 I just can't do it. 111 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,933 It's fortuitous enough that my songs are about stunted adults. 112 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,808 Excuse me, sir. 113 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,405 What is it, little man? 114 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,210 You're good at playing. Thanks for coming to my big boy party. 115 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,888 You're very welcome and I hope you have a very good big boy year. 116 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,214 Okay, bye. 117 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,522 - Jeez! - Are you okay? 118 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,928 - Yeah. No, I'm good. - Let's go. 119 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:33,493 In Mexico today, six severed heads were reunited with their bodies 120 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,197 when officials discovered the heads 121 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,034 over 30 miles from where their bodies were recovered 122 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,904 nearly two years ago. 123 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:44,379 Another gruesome chapter in the seemingly infinite Mexican... 124 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:51,411 You know, it's not too late to change our minds. 125 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,979 Yeah, actually it is. 126 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,990 - I bought it with coupons. - Coupons? 127 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,685 It's barely Mexico, it's Baja. 128 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:00,423 It's like we're driving to San Diego. 129 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,822 It's gonna be fine. 130 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:05,892 So steep. 131 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:06,993 It's good exercise. 132 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,738 I miss the old apartment, honey. 133 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,398 You hated the old apartment. 134 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:13,499 Is that right? 135 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:14,905 - Yeah. - Okay. 136 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,776 Good for the gluts. 137 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,940 Hey, that was really nice of Kate to offer 138 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,643 to host your party and have the band play, huh? 139 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:24,744 That was really nice, yeah. 140 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,022 They seem beat though, huh? 141 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,682 I mean, like, more than usual. 142 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,383 I didn't notice. 143 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,094 Really? Honey, Gabe is aging in dog years. 144 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,488 I thought he looked great. 145 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:39,258 See now, how can I trust you to assess my own decay? 146 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,460 You think everybody looks great. 147 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,561 - I don't. - Yes, you do. 148 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,662 - No, I don't. - Honey. 149 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,768 I'm kidding. You're a very, very, 150 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,903 very handsome, ugly... 151 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,503 I heard this study on NPR 152 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,709 that if you don't have kids you're gonna effectively suspend your age. 153 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,642 Beautiful and lonely, sounds great. 154 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:57,777 Where are my Breathe Right? 155 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,146 They didn't seem stir-crazy to you? 156 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,482 How can you seem stir-crazy in a park? 157 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,583 Exactly. 158 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:06,226 That's right, how can you seem stir-crazy at a park? 159 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,389 And yet somehow they've managed to achieve this. 160 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,101 I think it's sweet. Their little life with 161 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,559 park parties and nesting at home. 162 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,299 I don't know if that's nesting so much as it is Stockholm Syndrome. 163 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,601 You know they wanted to move to Tokyo, right? 164 00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:21,143 - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 165 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,041 They were gonna do that house swap thing. 166 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,083 Before the kids were born. 167 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,751 But then they ended up with a dud UvaDisc. 168 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,115 We use UvaDisc. 169 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,221 - What? - Japan? 170 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,152 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Japan, Japan. 171 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,760 Kate is an obsessive Japanophile. 172 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,829 She never talks about it 'cause it's too depressing. 173 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:46,163 I don't know, maybe we should use a cervical cap or something. 174 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,232 Yeah, if you want to use it as a butt plug. 175 00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:49,495 Wow. 176 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:52,632 It's depressing. 177 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,468 I mean, you know, Kate used to be an attorney for homeless veterans. 178 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,971 Now she's got to represent little miniature white vegetarian rappers. 179 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,381 Just so they, you know, they can maintain their overhead 180 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,086 and remodel that Grey Gardens backyard of theirs. 181 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,448 So doing well is a curse and being broke is a curse. 182 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,482 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay. 183 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,754 Shit. 184 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:15,256 You know, I still think it would be really nice to go away for your birthday. 185 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,924 Just, you know, maybe we go to Santa Barbara on the actual day. 186 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,661 Santa Barbara on the actual day? 187 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:22,762 Yeah. 188 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,366 Well, let me think about it 189 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,104 in song. 190 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,037 You know you're supposed to wind down before bed, not up. 191 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,447 Honey, I took like 11 Ambien. I'll be dead in two minutes. 192 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,108 Santa Barbara. 193 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,786 Right, Santa Barbara. 194 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,521 Okay, Santa Barbara. Focus. 195 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:40,279 Honey, I... 196 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:45,391 I just don't want to be anywhere when I turn four... You know... The thing. 197 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,689 Look, we're going to Mexico, right? 198 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,492 That's good. We're gonna go to Mexico right after the arraignment. 199 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,593 - And then... - Wedding. 200 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,036 Well, I know. It's in a court so it's really more like an arraignment. 201 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,571 You didn't want a big wedding. I'm gonna kill you! 202 00:09:58,698 --> 00:09:59,899 I wanted a huge wedding. 203 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,767 I wanted a massive wedding. 204 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,002 Great, let's do it. 205 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,537 I want a gigantic wedding. 206 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,877 With thousands of... 207 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,840 With just thousands of family members. 208 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,715 - Okay. - I want a huge wedding. 209 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,811 What is that? 210 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,479 - What, what, what? - That burning? 211 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,081 Honey, it's my sports rub. 212 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,482 Got to warn me. 213 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:17,890 Assume it's always on. 214 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:24,323 Jesus Christ. 215 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:26,592 Pillows everywhere. 216 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,793 Cute. 217 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,840 E-mail from the PTA. 218 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,439 PTA? 219 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,303 You're not... 220 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,473 No, God forbid. 221 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,575 - Okay, okay, I was just... - You're safe. 222 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,084 Because that'd be a funny way to find out, you know? 223 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,186 No, I signed up for the Friends of Balboa elementary school mailing list. 224 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:55,087 Honey, don't you think that's a little premature? 225 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,428 I mean, we're not even married yet. 226 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,392 No, but we're gonna be and I thought it'd be good 227 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,460 to get involved in the neighborhood. 228 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,930 I mean, that's why you moved to Glendale, right, for the services? 229 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,876 No, that was for the interminably long commute back into civilization. 230 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,103 Jesus! 231 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,338 What? 232 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,306 This is so gross. 233 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,608 What? 234 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,153 They sent me a link to a sex crimes registry app. 235 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,889 There's an app for that? 236 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,468 Yeah, apparently. 237 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,592 What are you doing? 238 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,772 No, no, no, honey, don't. 239 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,031 You're downloading? You don't want to download that. 240 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,366 - Give it. Stop it. - Honey... 241 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,768 You don't 'cause then your phone gets filled with smut 242 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,003 and then you get... 243 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,739 "iPervert would like to use your real location. 244 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:49,108 - "Allow?" Yes, allow. - No, don't allow. Honey, don't allow. 245 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,313 - Hey! - You really don't want to allow. 246 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,421 Hey, calm down on the Ambien. You're gonna pee in the closet again. 247 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,288 I mean, you don't... Edward Snowden. 248 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,386 What? Stop, will you quit it? 249 00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:01,454 What... Babe. 250 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,467 I'm feeling a little woozy. 251 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,197 - Maybe from the... - Go get a snack. 252 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,628 Yeah, I... 253 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,863 - Well, could you get me a slice of cheese? - No. 254 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,566 - I have an idea. Would you like some cheese? - No, thank you. 255 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,145 You don't want to share some cheese with me? 256 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:16,541 - No. - No? Are you sure? 257 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,110 - No, but I'm thinking... - You don't want any cheese? 258 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,475 You know, we could have like a fondue party, all '70s-style. 259 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,612 - I already brushed my teeth. - Going once. 260 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,548 - No, thank you. - All right. 261 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,851 We can invite our friends over. We get weird. 262 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,353 - Things could get weird. - You are getting weird. 263 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,933 - Okay, I'm gonna get some cheese. - Okay. 264 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,329 Okay, we're the blue dot. 265 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,839 - You cool on cheese? - Yep. 266 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,175 You want some cheese? 267 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:02,015 Your mom's mom left your mom's dad right after she was born, right? 268 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,524 And your grandfather refused to ever mention your grandmother's name 269 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,366 and your mom spent her entire adult life looking for her. 270 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:15,895 Is that right? 271 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,564 That's right. 272 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,567 And then when she found her, she learned that her biological father 273 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:26,582 was actually some mariachi guy in Mexico that her mom had a one night stand with 274 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,107 and so you 275 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:32,352 re-christened or de-Jewished yourself 276 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:33,946 Jose. 277 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,682 That's right. 278 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,857 Gramps as it turned out 279 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,523 wasn't Gramps. It was some guy named Lupe. 280 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,804 And that's the story, that's why you changed your name? 281 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,832 Yeah, I mean, it's a true story. 282 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,967 It's the story of Jose Stern. 283 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,145 Or is it the story of Joseph Stern, 284 00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,080 the rapist? 285 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,983 I swear to God... 286 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,590 Fuck. 287 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,392 Hey. Honey. 288 00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,762 Honey, no, no. 289 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,365 Sweetie-kins. 290 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,897 Hey, you got to open the... 291 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:26,042 Come on, sweetie, I'm fucked up, man. 292 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,606 Don't call me man. 293 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,902 I'm so hip I even call my girlfriend man. 294 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,203 I'm your fiancée! 295 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:34,273 It's from a Dave Frishberg tune. I played you that record. 296 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,741 How much Ambien did you take? 297 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,576 I took some Ambien. 298 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,418 That's what I, you know... I was trying to tell you. This is just... 299 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,315 This is not... 300 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,949 Maybe, not the best time for this. 301 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,417 Yeah, well, maybe you should have thought of that 302 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,619 when you were doing the raping. 303 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,587 Hey, I didn't do the raping. 304 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,064 That's not how you say it. 305 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,193 Come on, man! Listen, the whole Jose thing, that's a real thing, man. 306 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,062 I needed street cred and the Borges and, man... 307 00:14:57,162 --> 00:15:01,500 And I found out I was an eighth homey and so, you know. 308 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,569 - I'm a homey. I'm an eighth homey. - Okay, okay, okay. 309 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,637 You're Mexican. 310 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,581 Unlike Borges, that's actually Argentinian, but whatever. 311 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,843 It was a three-week summer fling, you know? 312 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,445 Okay, I was 18, she was 17. 313 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,614 I mean, we were the same age basically. 314 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,484 You know, I mean, and let me tell you a little something, man. 315 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:22,157 This girl knew her way around the... 316 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,591 I don't know, the rodeo ring, if you know what I'm talking about. 317 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,692 Listen, listen, 318 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,099 the point is... The point is... 319 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,900 Holy shit. 320 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,704 The door is breathing. 321 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,301 Is the door breathing on your side? 322 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,602 - No. - Okay. 323 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,978 Look, sweetie, sweetie... 324 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:42,908 I just wanted to get laid, that's all. 325 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,386 I just wanted to lose my virginity. Okay? 326 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,080 But the thing is, honey, 327 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,148 she fell in love with me. 328 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,417 Because guys like me, they don't just go and... 329 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,918 They can't just get laid. 330 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:56,589 You know, they have to write poems and songs, so I wrote her these songs. 331 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,823 Her name was Gia. It was like... 332 00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,698 Gia 333 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,661 I can't do it right now. 334 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,139 But the point is, is that she fell in love. 335 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,505 And she tells her father, and her father freaks out 336 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,470 because he thinks she's a virgin. 337 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,244 Which is crazy, because if you saw 338 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,984 the build on this girl, it's just not... 339 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,881 Virginity was not an option for this girl, okay? 340 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,817 The dad... Honey, you listening? 341 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,423 The dad turns out to be a sheriff's deputy. 342 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:30,856 Okay? 343 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,828 And now I'm in an app! 344 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,426 Okay. 345 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:35,794 Fine. 346 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,105 Why didn't you tell me this sooner? 347 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:42,434 I don't know. 348 00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,603 Because I... 349 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,781 I was embarrassed, I guess. 350 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,876 You know, I think between seeing my mommy naked 351 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,846 like way too much as a child 352 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,917 and my father's facts of life talk consisting of 353 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,887 palming me with a strip of his old rubbers like he was tipping a 354 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,491 - bellhop. - What? 355 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:09,767 Sick shit, right? I mean, this guy didn't even give me his... 356 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,633 I'm coming. It's the stairs. 357 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,038 You got a house with too many stairs. 358 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,044 I mean, seriously, honey, they weren't even reservoir tip. 359 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,775 I mean, they were like vintage 360 00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,990 1950 father condoms. 361 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:31,216 I didn't mean, "What? Please repeat," or "What? Please free associate." 362 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:32,852 I've heard these stories. 363 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,022 Okay. 364 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,893 Got... Check. 365 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,772 Okay. So what? 366 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,904 So you lied to me because your parents have sex organs 367 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,211 and because your dad is awkward? 368 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,382 I'm saying that it was a very difficult... 369 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:02,624 1970s were a difficult era for a young man 370 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,862 and his mother. 371 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:11,423 I think that if you were to think about Generation X it would be 372 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,225 less about the letter X 373 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,965 and more about it maybe being E-X... 374 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,868 Children from broken... 375 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,946 I'm saying 376 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,337 that maybe it's 377 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,817 not that big of a deal? 378 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,780 That's what you're going with? 379 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,286 You're a registered sex offender, but it's no big deal. 380 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,260 Given my options, I guess that's what I'm going with. 381 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,258 Listen, it's not, you know... 382 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,591 I'm Tier 2. 383 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,993 - I don't know if you're familiar with the... - No. 384 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,902 Okay. Well, it's not so bad. 385 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,366 Really, it's not great... it's not optimal, okay? 386 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,933 But in three years, I can unregister. 387 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,171 Good! 388 00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:02,708 Come on! It's not like I was some old man luring kids into my underground dungeon. 389 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,015 You're a children's musician, Jose! 390 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,323 Jesus, why didn't you at least stop me from doing that? 391 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,352 I've tried! 392 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,088 I've been super passive-aggressive about it! 393 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:15,554 But 394 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,198 you kept making T-shirts! 395 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,190 "Tsipar..." 396 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,993 Tupac Chopra? I have no... 397 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,971 Fucked up neighbors, man. 398 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,801 Glendale, I don't understand. 399 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,779 You always had this, didn't you? 400 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,111 This 401 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,723 secret was like a ripcord. 402 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,853 You didn't want any of this. 403 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,010 You finally have a good out. 404 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,939 Take it. 405 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,844 ...but fuck you 406 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:06,297 One is the loneliest number That you'll ever do 407 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,691 How good Dusty was for him 408 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,893 and how he provided her with a kind of creative caliber. 409 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:43,028 Yeah, that's what you said, 410 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,463 but you obviously went into some sort of alpha state 411 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,998 when I responded with the occasional skepticism. 412 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,233 Really, Gabe, an alpha state? 413 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,434 Honey, don't call me Gabe. 414 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,736 Why? That's your name, Gabe. 415 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,271 Yeah, but you know what, I think sometimes you just... 416 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,539 Guys, guys, guys, Violet, knife! Guys! 417 00:22:54,639 --> 00:22:56,414 Jesus, Violet. 418 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:59,350 Violet, get away from your brother. You're gonna stab him. 419 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,323 Violet! 420 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:02,914 Time-out box. 421 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,049 There's a time-out box? 422 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,358 What, like a hockey player? 423 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,455 Way to keep an eye on them, babe. 424 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:11,990 Right, 425 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,925 I'm a terrible father and you're mother of the year. 426 00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,299 I didn't say that. I just... 427 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,095 - No, I mean... - No, you didn't say it. 428 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:19,364 Maybe you could put your guitar away for two seconds 429 00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:20,799 when your child is attacking... 430 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,243 - And one's standing in the kitchen. - I guess I just feel that since... 431 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,240 Oh, my God, are you okay? 432 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:31,378 I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. I just needed your attention back. 433 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,313 And should I ever actually be choking, I'm going to do this. 434 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,721 So there's no confusion. 435 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:37,491 Jesus. 436 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,551 Look, ever since I met her, right... 437 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:42,254 Ever since the day that we met, everybody was like, 438 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,289 "Fucked up Jose found the perfect woman." 439 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:45,390 Yes. 440 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,302 I guess I'm just saying that... 441 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,738 That I don't... Who knows who's perfect for what. 442 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,803 I spent so much time counting everybody else's blessings, 443 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,839 I don't know that I ever had the opportunity to count them for myself. 444 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,708 Maybe now you'll have some objectivity. 445 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,042 Isn't that... Maybe that's what's happening. 446 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,179 Okay, so look, Jose... Look, no, no, no, no. 447 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,847 I think she's gonna call. They always come back. 448 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,682 No, yeah, I know, they always come back, we always split up. 449 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,285 I mean, isn't it possible that some people are just meant to be miserable 450 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:17,765 lonely, old, childless and alone living with you? 451 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,827 No, are you gonna like... 452 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:24,771 Are you gonna screen all her calls? Like you did with Sophie 453 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,368 and Uli and Penny and... 454 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,779 Yes, yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. 455 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:32,074 Because... And block her e-mails. 456 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,206 Because it provides an emotional firewall. 457 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,241 - Facebook? - No, we were never Facebook friends. 458 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:37,776 Precisely in case this ever happened, I forbade it. 459 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,618 Besides, it provides like a clear line in the sand, you know? 460 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:43,851 I mean, this way she doesn't get hurt anymore and I have clarity, you know. 461 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,690 I think it's important just that there be clarity, you know. 462 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,262 Yeah, but I thought that you had clarity with her. 463 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:50,388 I think... 464 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,601 I think maybe I had her clarity. 465 00:24:52,757 --> 00:24:54,395 I don't know. It's unclear. 466 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,337 I lack clarity on the issue. 467 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,766 I mean, she... I mean, look, let's not forget something. 468 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,667 She packed my bags. 469 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:03,871 She packed my bags. 470 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:08,112 She packed a sleeping man's bags. 471 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,642 That's like a Howlin' Wolf tune, man. 472 00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,978 I mean, how about a little, you know, "Hey, fuck her." 473 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,854 - You know, "Fuck her." - Frog. Frog. 474 00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:17,482 Where? 475 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,918 - No, we say "frog". - We say "frog" because of the... 476 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,753 Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. 477 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,298 - There's children. - Look. 478 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,500 Honey, you're supposed to be in time-out. 479 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,893 Violet did a bad thing. 480 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,261 Honey, honey. Say, 481 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,863 "I did a bad thing." 482 00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:32,865 What happened? 483 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,368 - No. - Yeah. 484 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,549 No, no, Violet! Not again! 485 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:41,339 Go with Mommy. 486 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,440 Get in here, Violet, right now! 487 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,212 What'd the little dickens do? 488 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:48,451 She has been number one-ing in our bed since Fred was born. 489 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,015 Sweet Linda Blair. 490 00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:51,116 I'm so sorry. 491 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,617 Okay? Hey, honey, you got this one? 492 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,352 You know, it's poker night at Mickey's. 493 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:57,155 No, no, pal, I think it may be a little too soon for the schadenfreude. 494 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:59,724 No, no. Come on, it'll be good for you. We got to get out. 495 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:02,093 Go, just go. I have to do my video Pilates. 496 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:03,395 - See what she's saying? - Yeah. 497 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:06,164 - I'll make up your couch, Jose. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 498 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,711 What's with the... 499 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:22,314 When'd you... 500 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:23,787 When'd you start smoking again? 501 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:25,717 What do you mean? I have one occasionally. 502 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:26,818 All right. 503 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:29,660 It looks like a fun way to smoke. 504 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:34,761 Hey, listen, when do you have to re-register for the rape thing? 505 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,463 I can't stay anywhere longer than two weeks. 506 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:40,770 Okay. 'Cause obviously, you know, with the kids 507 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:43,408 and the neighbors and Violet's party... 508 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,640 Wait, that's my party, too, buddy. 509 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,341 I'm gonna be a big boy this year. All right? 510 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,075 - I know. - Don't worry, don't worry. 511 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:52,815 Two weeks and I'll be staying in a hostel. 512 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,281 Not a youth hostel. 513 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,289 - I like cheddar - I like brie 514 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,525 - I like you - I like me 515 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,198 Let's get together and talk about the weather 516 00:27:10,695 --> 00:27:13,266 Come on, get cheesy with me 517 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,614 - Stop. - All right. Get that. 518 00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,081 For ten minutes, I've been knocking. Ten minutes. 519 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,946 Hey, Lawrence, peephole, peephole! 520 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,343 Always. 521 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,477 It is people. 522 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,257 It's these people. 523 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:29,981 Hey. 524 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,684 Okay. All right. 525 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,259 Thanks. 526 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,025 Thanks. Thank you. 527 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:41,632 Hi, I'm Lawrence. 528 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:43,333 Lawrence, it's Gabe. 529 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,196 We grew up together. 530 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:46,831 Gabe, what's happened? Something's different. 531 00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:48,400 Yeah, yeah, I have white hair. 532 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,707 You know, I have kids. It's like being president. 533 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,837 Gabe, you look great, man. 534 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,746 Thanks. Nice to see you. 535 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:57,542 - I feel like I've been hit by a truck. - That's all right. You're gonna... 536 00:27:57,642 --> 00:27:59,244 I think you just need a little time and then you'll be... 537 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,645 - A lot of love in this room. - Gabe. 538 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:02,691 - Long time, long time. - Mickey, how you doing? 539 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,383 - I'm excited. - Lawrence, get the lock. 540 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,285 Bolt lock, top and bottom. I got a little problem with an admirer. 541 00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:08,386 Have a seat. 542 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,126 For medicinal purposes. 543 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:15,765 "Songs by which a quarantined heart laments, Volume 4." 544 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,495 I'm running out of songs for you. 545 00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,331 I know, I know. I appreciate the effort. 546 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:20,565 - Thanks, man. - Sorry, Jose. 547 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:21,666 I liked her. 548 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,576 Her soul didn't seem as black as the others. 549 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:28,010 Hey, divorcing Linda was the best thing that ever happened to us, man. 550 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:30,075 - Thank you, Gus. - Not for her wallet. 551 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,610 A guy's got to make a living somehow. 552 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,079 - Welcome back, buddy. Welcome back. - Yeah, great to be back. 553 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:35,180 There's plenty of good meat out there. 554 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,881 You're just gonna have to lie about your age now. 555 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:38,116 Jesus. 556 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,823 Speaking of good meat, wait until you see this. 557 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,224 Looks like an abortion in a pot. 558 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:48,395 David Cronenberg's toilet. 559 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:49,728 Korean menudo. 560 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,035 I saw them play Fresno back in '82. 561 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,643 Is that an eyeball? 562 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,847 I got the recipe from this oriental joint that I reviewed a couple weeks ago. 563 00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:00,038 Oriental, really? 564 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,606 Asian, Asian, Asian! 565 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:04,709 You know, idiot, you can call something oriental, like a rug. 566 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,083 I'm an idiot. 567 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,746 Jose, 568 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,054 I had a very vivid dream. 569 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,594 What was it, Gus? 570 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:20,832 - The dream? - Yeah. 571 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:24,967 I dreamt that Dusty caught you with a teenage girl 572 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,832 and you tried to tell her that you and Dusty were both Mormons 573 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,970 and that the girl was just a sister wife. 574 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:36,408 Well, you know, honestly, though, not far off. 575 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:38,749 When did you have that dream, Gus? 576 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,578 Last week. 577 00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:41,850 That's sort of prescient, really. 578 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,515 All that acid's made him prescient. 579 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,949 - Is that right? - Sort of. 580 00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:47,757 Me? Just nothing. Flat. 581 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,263 What're you working on over there, Jake? 582 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:54,735 - The world isn't ready. - The world isn't ready. 583 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,062 All right, the name of the game is Texas hold 'em. 584 00:29:57,162 --> 00:30:00,465 Fuck that. It's not televised. Straight poker. 585 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:01,976 Dealer's choice, buddy. 586 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,336 Is it three cards or two? 587 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,638 Every fucking time he does it. 588 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:08,877 I want to play this game, but I don't know how to play it. 589 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:12,151 Will you please teach me, Daddy, because I'm... 590 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:15,949 - You know, I hear you. - Yeah, I know. I said it audibly. 591 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,783 You think it's permanent, Joe? 592 00:30:18,883 --> 00:30:20,157 Don't call me that, please. 593 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:21,955 - You're not Mexican. - I'm an eighth. 594 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:23,254 Okay. 595 00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:26,558 I have to make a confession to you. 596 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,296 - To all of you, actually. - Okay. 597 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,197 I may have... 598 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,431 Murdered somebody. 599 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,737 No, I may have accidentally Facebook friended Penny. 600 00:30:37,468 --> 00:30:38,670 Oh, my God. 601 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,105 Why would you do that? 602 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:41,706 To be fair, she requested me first 603 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,508 and I always thought we had nice conversations. 604 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:44,876 We would talk about Faust. 605 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,513 Yeah, because she's the devil. You get it? 606 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:50,281 I mean, you understand that she broke up with me via text 607 00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:52,817 literally while engorged by her choreographer 608 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,619 while she was on the road. I mean, it's not a joke. 609 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:58,428 I think she's been sober almost a year. 610 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,600 - Almost. A record. - Yeah, that's right. 611 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:05,138 And well, I think she misses you. 612 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,599 So I thought I'd, you know, run it by you 613 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,168 just to see if you were, I don't know, interested. 614 00:31:10,268 --> 00:31:11,236 All right. 615 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,705 No, that's totally appropriate of you to have done that. 616 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:16,411 Maybe you should ask her out. 617 00:31:17,342 --> 00:31:18,343 Really? 618 00:31:18,643 --> 00:31:21,446 No. No! What is wrong... No! 619 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,748 - It's like me... - I'm sure Dusty'll call, Jose. 620 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,083 No, no, no. 621 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:27,852 I can't do that back and forth thing with Dusty. 622 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,220 - No, he needs clarity. - I need clarity. 623 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,163 What the hell happened to AltaVista? 624 00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,425 - Did you say AltaVista? - Yeah. All right, fuck poker. 625 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:35,527 We're watching a LaserDisc. 626 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,229 - Every time. Right. - Why don't you just call it LaserDisc night? 627 00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:39,330 Kings of the Road. 628 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:40,932 Poison Ivy? 629 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,773 - I got some good titles here. - What's that one? 630 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,945 I got Jose's biopic, Repulsion. 631 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,380 Here we go. It's got your name written all over it. 632 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,507 Holocaust. 633 00:31:51,609 --> 00:31:53,077 You're not laughing. 634 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,279 Are you okay? 635 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,120 - You want me to call her for you? - No. 636 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,285 - Are you sure? - No. 637 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,594 This song is beautiful. 638 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:15,233 Who is it? 639 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:19,871 Bridget St John's her name. She's a '70s folky. 640 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:21,678 She's still around, though. 641 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:23,214 It's really nice. 642 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:29,948 My friend, Jake, he makes me these tapes off of his old records. 643 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:45,740 What is it, Violet? 644 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:48,867 Violet did a bad thing. 645 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:51,579 Violet, would you get in here, please? 646 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:54,272 Gabe, I thought you had them. 647 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,040 Hey, what do you want from me? I got to get dressed, too. 648 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,977 Just 'cause I don't work in an office doesn't mean I don't have to wear clothes! 649 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,078 No, shit. 650 00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:01,880 By the way, you have to cut the carrots the other way. 651 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,220 What, length-wise? 652 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,884 Yes, otherwise they're a choking hazard. 653 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,218 This is Mommy and Daddy's bedroom. 654 00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:08,558 Where are my keys? 655 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:11,167 I'm disciplining our child, okay? 656 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:12,423 Kate, are these... 657 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,735 - Yes, thank you. - Sorry. 658 00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:19,364 You know, Penny used to do that third-person thing that Violet's doing 659 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,465 when she drank. 660 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,066 I know, we remember. We're terrified. 661 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,568 Your mom called. She's in Syria. 662 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,470 She said your cell phone is F-U-C-K'd. 663 00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,604 Why didn't you tell her about Dusty? 664 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:27,872 "She's the best thing that ever happened to you." 665 00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:29,679 She's gonna call you when she gets to Istanbul. 666 00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:31,378 Have a great day. 667 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:33,711 Fred, I love you. Goodbye. 668 00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:35,013 Have a good day. 669 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,184 Remember, no peanut butter. 670 00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:39,150 Me? 671 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:41,719 Violet. 672 00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:48,628 Why can't Violet have peanut butter? 673 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,671 Why do you think? 674 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,753 Good. Okay. 675 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:11,682 This is good. 676 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:15,389 No! 677 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:18,758 Jesus God! 678 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,573 Mary had a little man 679 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:36,479 His speech was made of gold 680 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,978 And everywhere she went 681 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:43,321 Well, you know where she goes 682 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:49,354 When it rains It's what we're reaching for what... 683 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:54,802 Life, life has turned inside out All is blind 684 00:34:57,628 --> 00:35:00,865 Just got to be what you want to 685 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:04,335 Just got to leave if you have to 686 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,073 'Cause you got to be 687 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,740 What you want to 688 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,013 Go your own way, let it... 689 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,315 Hey. What's up with... 690 00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:18,549 Mic's out! 691 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,793 Mic's out! Guys. 692 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:22,926 Mic's out, guys. 693 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:28,336 What the fuck! 694 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:31,596 Fuck. 695 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:33,064 Fuck. 696 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:34,899 All right, now it works. Now the mic works. 697 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,535 Fuck. 698 00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:04,033 Hey, could you just... Could you hand me that? 699 00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:13,805 Jeez, come on. 700 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,073 Come on. Other way. 701 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,084 - Keep it in the other direction. - I'm sorry, my fault. 702 00:36:17,475 --> 00:36:18,876 My fault. 703 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,354 You know, I used to rock out with my cock out. 704 00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,152 I know you did. I know you did. 705 00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:26,684 Literally. 1990 Arts Festival. It was... it was out. 706 00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:28,753 Totally expelled, straight to rehab. 707 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,560 Yeah. Now you rock out with your Crocs out. 708 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:31,989 Cock. 709 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,265 A doodle-doo. 710 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,161 A doodle-doo, buddy. 711 00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,365 - Nice save. - Thank you. 712 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:41,966 Man, I hope the stepmother isn't there, man. 713 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,568 Isn't she always there? 714 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:45,475 Yeah, she's constantly swimming. 715 00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:48,015 She's always swimming. Swimming, diving. Swirling. 716 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,208 This is mortifying. 717 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,143 Hey, she's living off the same dole as you are. 718 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,212 - I know. - Which one is it? 719 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,180 - It's just... - Is it up here? 720 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,015 Yeah. Well, you can pull over here in the... 721 00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:59,150 Like here? 722 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:00,618 But I mean, I'm doing the right thing, right? 723 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:02,620 - This one? - Yeah, right here. 724 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,394 I mean, this moving on, I mean, this is the right... Right? 725 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:07,325 - Yeah. - Yeah. Clarity's a good thing. 726 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,735 I was just thinking I thought Dusty would call by now. 727 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,805 - She'll call. - Yeah. But whatever. 728 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,434 I mean, frog her, right? 729 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,299 Frog her, okay? 730 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,776 You're Tier 2, man. 731 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,714 Yeah, I'm Tier 2. I'm Tier... 732 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:20,711 it's like pissing on a fire hydrant. 733 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:22,707 - Okay. All right. - Don't worry about it. 734 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:24,150 - Okay. - You got it. 735 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,888 - Hey, Jose! How are you? - Summer! 736 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:39,023 Hi, how are you... Hey, how you doing? 737 00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:40,091 Good to see you. 738 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,225 - Good to see you. - Come in. 739 00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:44,135 And kidnapping at the hands of rivalling cartels 740 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:45,774 in the Mexican state of Michoacán. 741 00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:47,742 Hey, do you want an A.P.? 742 00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:48,866 Sorry, what? 743 00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,768 It's an Arnold Palmer. 744 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,937 - It's like iced tea and lemonade. - Yeah, no. I know what it is. 745 00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:56,280 I didn't realize you could... abbreviate it. Anyway. 746 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:58,909 So where's your dad? 747 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,012 He's your dad, too. 748 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:02,681 Well, he's really more your dad. 749 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:04,949 He went out. 750 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:08,462 He went to get some Orangina and I asked for some bananas. 751 00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:10,988 But he wanted to give you this. 752 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,790 It's a fist bump. 753 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:13,891 I know what... 754 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,331 - I'm familiar with that. - Okay. 755 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,029 Kind of weird. 756 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:18,629 What... 757 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,231 Did you... 758 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:21,632 Where... 759 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:22,900 Where am I? 760 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,610 Did you add a floor or something? 761 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:27,009 - Yes, isn't it amazing? - Yeah, no, it's totally amazing. 762 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,650 My show went into syndication so I gave Mom and Dad the go-ahead to like, 763 00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,216 you know, break the piggy bank. 764 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:33,788 That's magnanimous of you. 765 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:35,614 Hi, Sue Ellen. 766 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,214 Hi. 767 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:38,816 Okay. 768 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,251 Hates me. 769 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:43,626 So, oh, boy. 770 00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:46,757 Man, it is nice here. 771 00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:48,530 - Oh, my God, so nice, right? - Really nice. 772 00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:50,361 - Hold on just a second. - Yeah. 773 00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:52,065 ...children and harvesting their organs. 774 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,242 Amazing. 775 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:55,533 What is? 776 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,772 Out here on the deck. 777 00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,570 Yeah, no. 778 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,139 Sorry, I thought 'cause you were looking at the phone, I thought maybe... 779 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,446 No, I can chew gum and look at art at the same time. 780 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,849 No, I wasn't suggesting otherwise. 781 00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:10,615 So, what the hell, man, how you been, Summer? 782 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:13,093 You look great. 783 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,486 - What is that? - What? 784 00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:17,221 - What, what? - Come on. 785 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:18,595 Come on, what? 786 00:39:18,889 --> 00:39:21,959 Can't a half-brother visit his half-sister, you know, without... 787 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:25,370 Look, I didn't just like fall off the ice cream truck or whatever, you know. 788 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:28,203 I don't want you to feel like you can't come to me in a crisis. 789 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,770 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 790 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,805 - Here's my... - But I'm... 791 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:35,708 I'm not an ATM, you know? 792 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,576 I'm your sister who loves you. 793 00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:40,911 No, and I you. 794 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,280 What? 795 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,648 I love you. 796 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:44,988 Okay, that's good. 797 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:46,887 - Okay. - Yeah. 798 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:48,926 Yeah. It's just that my car, 799 00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:51,895 my car, Summer... 800 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,161 it's just like... I think it's... 801 00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:55,893 You know? 802 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,294 Yeah, it's just... 803 00:39:57,428 --> 00:39:59,669 - Okay. - If I could just get like first and last. 804 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,933 You know, I think I could probably cobble something together. 805 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:04,307 Well, what about the bookstore? 806 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:06,704 - I'm sorry? - You could go back to that, right? Your... 807 00:40:06,804 --> 00:40:08,172 Yeah, the bookstore. 808 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:10,641 Who's your friend? Lawrence. He gave me Lolita. 809 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,411 - Does he still work there? - God, that's disturbing. 810 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:16,947 Yeah, yeah, he still works there ever since he dropped out of Harvard 22 years ago. 811 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,891 And I think he was just promoted to register. 812 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,920 Genius, genius! 813 00:40:23,020 --> 00:40:25,125 Do you have a YouTube channel, Jose Stern? 814 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,393 Well, the Borges have videos up there. Is that what you mean? 815 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:32,396 No, no, no, like a channel. Like a YouTube channel. Right? 816 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:36,239 So if you think about it, this whole place was built off my old YouTube channel. 817 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,135 - Without the makeup tutorials... - Yeah. 818 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,537 ...I never would have gotten my own show. 819 00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:41,238 There literally would be no Totally Bonkers. 820 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:42,840 And we would be falling through the air right now 821 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,146 because there would be no deck here. 822 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,482 That's funny. 823 00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:50,381 Yeah, okay. So you're... 824 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:53,485 I'm sorry. So you're suggesting I do makeup tutorials or... 825 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,023 Well, maybe not that 'cause it's kind of my thing, but... 826 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,691 Hey, what about your instruments? 827 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,994 Don't you have, like, a lot of really old instruments and you can sell them. 828 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,665 They're probably, like, worth some money, right, because they're old? 829 00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:10,101 Yeah, no, they're old and they're worth something, but I just can't... 830 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,545 - And that's not... - What? 831 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:15,840 No, Summer, I can't, I can't. I can't sell my gear. 832 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:17,508 - Why? - Just because I can't. 833 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:19,918 Okay, you know my song, Hugs and LOLs? 834 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:25,516 Okay. So that whole song was made on a computer. No instruments. 835 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:29,530 Wow. That's good. No, I know people do that. That's just not really my, like... 836 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,790 - Like I'm not a big MIDI guy. - What is a MIDI? 837 00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,526 MIDI, well, it's how you made your song without instruments, basically. 838 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,561 No, no. I said I used the computer. 839 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,766 I did it on the computer. No instruments. 840 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,271 No, I know. You're right. 841 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:46,280 I guess... 842 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:48,005 Here's the thing, Summer. 843 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:50,984 My car is just like, at this point, is a planter. 844 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:52,877 - It doesn't work? - Right. 845 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:54,047 Why doesn't it work? 846 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,283 - It just doesn't work. - Okay. 847 00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:02,686 - I'm really sorry about that. That's terrible. - Yeah, if there's any way I could just... 848 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:08,392 Look. Jose, you're my brother, I'm here for you, and I love you. 849 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:12,201 And if you need to springboard for spitballs, 850 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,032 I'm your girl. That's me. 851 00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,134 But I feel like it's not healthy for either of us, 852 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:20,613 if I just keep lending you money, you know, because you don't really have a clear path. 853 00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:24,008 You know, you have your whole life in front of you. 854 00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:26,143 Maybe not your whole life. 855 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:29,713 But I really think you should try and focus on finding a good path. 856 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,552 All right. Right. Yeah. 857 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,824 Amazing. 858 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:38,656 What is? 859 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:40,861 My friend just wrote, "Amazing." I was just reading it. 860 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:35,713 Do you ever wonder what it would be like 861 00:43:35,813 --> 00:43:39,116 to wake up to discover that the world is your oyster? 862 00:43:39,216 --> 00:43:41,218 Come to Mexico and find out. 863 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:42,887 Take a dip in the pool 864 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:46,366 and discover what's waiting for you just beneath the surface. 865 00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:50,530 Mexico, where all the strangers are perfect. 866 00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:54,164 There's no better time of year than right now. 867 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:57,735 Here at Mexico where your memories are waiting. 868 00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:59,570 Call now for amazing offers 869 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:02,776 or visit us online at www.cometomexicorightnow... 870 00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:19,256 - I'm glad you picked up the phone. - Yeah, I am, too. 871 00:44:19,356 --> 00:44:22,560 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, I was surprised. 872 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:26,597 What happened to your whole, "All exes are dead to me and never pick up the phone"? 873 00:44:26,697 --> 00:44:28,432 You didn't read the statute of limitations clause? 874 00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:30,868 - Lawrence didn't Facebook you that? - No, I missed that. 875 00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:33,537 Yeah, well, after four years, I pick up the phone. 876 00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:36,049 You know, maybe if you kept it in your pants, who knows? 877 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,146 It was really awful what I did to you. 878 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:43,623 - It was. - Yeah. 879 00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:47,284 - I'm sorry. - No, it's all right. 880 00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:49,019 That point in my life, it was all dance, 881 00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:51,989 and I was on the road, all these old demons coming out. 882 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:53,324 All these old choreographers. 883 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:56,160 - God, he was so old. - God. 884 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:57,995 He had the most fucked up feet 885 00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:00,831 - you've ever seen in the history of the world. - Really, 'cause I was really... 886 00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:03,133 Just picture gnarled tree roots. 887 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,935 - Gnarled... - No, I don't want to. No. 888 00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:07,671 - Okay. Probably for the best. Yeah. - Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I think so. 889 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:10,140 My therapist said that I was in a fugue state 890 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:15,779 so I basically fucked you over from a dream if that's any consolation to you at all. 891 00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:17,014 Really. Thank you. 892 00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,917 Fugue state? Was this a certified therapist or a... 893 00:45:20,017 --> 00:45:22,686 - Mainly a cat psychic, but... - Okay. Yeah. 894 00:45:22,786 --> 00:45:25,630 - ...dabbled in human psychology. - Okay, well, then, there you go. 895 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,459 But let's get real. I mean, we were together for four years. 896 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,199 - You were never gonna propose. - You don't know that. 897 00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,399 - You don't know that. - Okay. 898 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:38,135 Well, what happened with the latest one? Daisy was her name? 899 00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,536 - Dusty. - Dusty. 900 00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:42,740 We actually were engaged. 901 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,709 You were? With, like, a ring and everything? 902 00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:48,879 I mean, I was saving up for the ring 'cause, you know, yeah. 903 00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:51,682 So, I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time picturing this. 904 00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:54,058 - Were you on bended knee? - I was... 905 00:45:55,119 --> 00:45:58,656 Not exactly. I was lying down, as it turns out. 906 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,693 Yeah. Okay, so it was our third anniversary, and Mickey was staying with us. 907 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,395 He was... You remember Mickey, right? Okay. 908 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:06,930 And he was, like, hiding out from this ex-Marine, 909 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:10,567 like, psycho brother of this girl that he'd picked up at Rockaway Records 910 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:13,404 - who was like kind of a little shy of 18. - Classic Mickey. 911 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:15,506 Yeah, they fell in love over a Steve and Eydie record. 912 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,508 Well, then in his defense, I mean, 913 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,877 - it was safe to assume she was at least 50. - Yeah, exactly. 914 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,312 - It's heavy. It's heavy. - You don't seem to understand. 915 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:23,747 - No, I understand. - I hate hockey. 916 00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:27,351 - Why couldn't he play badminton? - Okay. All right. All right. 917 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,455 - What's wrong? - I can't... it's my neck, it's just my neck. 918 00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,660 - Okay. Okay, what can we do? - I just... 919 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:36,360 What? 920 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:39,597 God. 921 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:43,437 I think I'm having a stroke. 922 00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,269 - A what? A stroke? - A stroke? 923 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,071 Yeah, I don't know. It just came to me. 924 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:51,141 Kate's Pilates instructor just had a stroke a week before, and I had stroke on the brain. 925 00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:52,345 - So to speak. - Right, so to speak. 926 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:55,846 Well, you know, you did start to develop neck problems 927 00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,789 when we'd been together for about three years. 928 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:01,185 No. I always had... I always had neck... Really? 929 00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:02,753 No. I always had neck issues. 930 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:06,857 - Okay. - Okay, anyway, so the EMTs arrived, right? 931 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,492 I think you guys are gonna have to shave him. 932 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,435 Shut up. Listen. 933 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,510 Hey, we'll get through this. 934 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,817 - You just have a bad neck. - No, no, no. No, I read it could be arterial. 935 00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,375 Listen, come closer. 936 00:47:25,475 --> 00:47:30,390 If I get through this, I think we... 937 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,059 So dizzy. 938 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:39,799 He's proposing. 939 00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:42,125 Really? 940 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:47,765 - Okay. - Yeah. 941 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,401 Okay. Okay. Let's go. 942 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:53,570 So basically, Mickey proposed to her. 943 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:54,738 Congratulations. 944 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:56,874 Yeah, whatever, look, I've been thinking a lot about this, okay? 945 00:47:56,974 --> 00:47:58,709 And I think maybe I'm a free spirit. 946 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,177 - You? - Yeah. 947 00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:02,312 Have you even left town since 9/11? 948 00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:03,747 Yeah, Santa Barbara. Look, listen to me. 949 00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:08,418 I think maybe I'm a free spirit and I'm just really bad at it. Yeah. 950 00:48:08,518 --> 00:48:09,586 - I guess that could be true. - Yeah. 951 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:12,256 - You just need practice at it. - Yeah. 952 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,392 But if that is the case, then you're kind of out to dinner with the wrong gal 953 00:48:15,492 --> 00:48:16,794 'cause these days, I'm... 954 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:20,597 - Right, Lawrence told me that you're... - Yeah, sober. 955 00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:22,099 - Wow. - A year. 956 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:26,272 - A year. Hey, you know, good for you, right? - Thanks. 957 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:30,107 - You still have daddy issues, is that right? - Yeah. 958 00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:32,009 - Yeah. - Okay, good. All right. 959 00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:33,877 Well, in that case, to a year. 960 00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:37,982 - To coconut water. - Mother of Christ, really? 961 00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:42,786 Penny and Mark, it's so good to see you kids together again. 962 00:48:42,886 --> 00:48:44,593 - Hi, Elsie. - Hi, Elsie. 963 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:49,026 - Who the fuck is Mark? - Never mind. 964 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,494 - Seriously. - Table that. 965 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:51,662 Jesus. 966 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,512 Yeah, you have been record shopping. 967 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:01,514 Good taste, Penny. 968 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:04,842 Gotta hand it to you. 969 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:09,179 You... Everything all right up there? 970 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:11,582 - Okay. - This fucking cat. 971 00:49:11,682 --> 00:49:14,322 Look at this. Look at you, Penny. 972 00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:19,225 You still got my little baby guitar I got you. 973 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,337 You ever play it? 974 00:49:25,929 --> 00:49:27,306 Not recently. 975 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:31,802 Wow! 976 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,011 Sweet Norma Desmond. 977 00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:40,777 Well, that is definitely something more... 978 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:43,153 Is that more comfortable or... 979 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,583 She's very, very comfortable. 980 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,390 - Shit. - You... 981 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:52,367 - Okay. Okay. - Just shush. 982 00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:55,192 Quiet nights, Jose. 983 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:58,362 Quiet nights and quiet stars. 984 00:49:58,462 --> 00:50:00,567 That's not coconut water, is it? 985 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:06,770 She is having a tiny little bit of sake. 986 00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:11,808 She's having a carafe, I think, is what she's having of sake. 987 00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:17,790 So that wasn't coconut water at the restaurant, was it? 988 00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:24,421 - You should... - Okay. Yup. I should... 989 00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,899 - You should be a little quiet. - Okay. 990 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,060 - I miss this guitar. - Yeah. 991 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,563 - I really, I really, really miss this guitar. - Jesus. 992 00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:34,898 - Yeah, I... - Really. 993 00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:38,002 - I miss you missing it. - I really miss the guitar. 994 00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:43,180 Well, it's the end of that suit. 995 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:47,144 Wow. Jesus. 996 00:50:47,244 --> 00:50:51,021 So, Penny, I guess I'm maybe just unclear. 997 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:55,555 You remember how we were talking earlier about... 998 00:50:56,486 --> 00:51:01,162 You had said you were so... I mean, aren't you in the program or... 999 00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:05,862 - Fine! Fine! - I always said... Yeah. 1000 00:51:05,962 --> 00:51:08,699 What does he want from her? 1001 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,006 What does he even want from her? 1002 00:51:14,337 --> 00:51:17,107 God, Almighty, 1003 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:22,045 please grant me the serenity to be fully engorged 1004 00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:29,052 by this Mexican, Jewish-Mexican beard Jew 1005 00:51:29,152 --> 00:51:32,326 by the time she counts to cock. 1006 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,726 I didn't know you could count to cock. 1007 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,995 She can count to cock. 1008 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,268 - She can, yeah. - And balls. 1009 00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:42,375 She's really good at math, huh? 1010 00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:06,323 Penny, it's common sense 1011 00:52:06,423 --> 00:52:09,836 If you're worth your weight, you'll repent 1012 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:14,007 Penny, I miss your scent 1013 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:19,080 Just come back to me 'cause I'm spent 1014 00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:22,806 That can't be a good sign. 1015 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,477 - Holy shit! - Indoor voice. 1016 00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:28,278 Wife. Seriously. 1017 00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:30,824 Yeah. I know she's radiant. I'm angry about it. 1018 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:34,151 Spay that cat right there? Come on now. 1019 00:52:34,251 --> 00:52:36,586 Excuse me. Hi. We have an emergency here. 1020 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,288 Can we see somebody please, right away? 1021 00:52:38,388 --> 00:52:40,857 - Yeah, sorry. What do we got? - No, we want her. 1022 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:43,260 - God. I'm sorry. - Okay, no, it's fine. 1023 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,795 - You know, we get that a lot. - Yeah. Yeah. 1024 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,697 Dr. Morrison, these gentlemen seem to have found a wounded bird. 1025 00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:49,933 - No. Okay. Can you tell me what happened? - Yeah. 1026 00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:51,068 Well, he just... 1027 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:54,404 Yeah, my very sensitive friend here was playing acoustic guitar, 1028 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:57,174 and this little critter flew into the window. 1029 00:52:57,274 --> 00:53:00,510 Jose, being a little squeamish, you know how artists are, 1030 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:01,945 he called in the big guns. 1031 00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:04,821 I came and I rescued the situation which I usually do. 1032 00:53:46,289 --> 00:53:49,270 Violet. Come on, we've got to go to school, honey. Let's go. 1033 00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:56,077 - Bye, Jose. - Bye, Violet. Have fun at school. 1034 00:54:18,688 --> 00:54:21,100 I just couldn't do it, you know? 1035 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,827 Well, it's probably for the best that you didn't. 1036 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:25,529 No, I know. 1037 00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:27,472 She was so beautiful last night, my God. 1038 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:32,402 But I'm not... I'm really not even sure it's legal when she's like that. 1039 00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:34,671 You're not sure what's legal? 1040 00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,040 Hey, how about a bathroom break, big guy? 1041 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,142 - But I don't have to go. - You never know. 1042 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:46,820 Buddy. 1043 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:49,853 What are you doing tonight? 1044 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,756 I don't know. I was actually thinking that maybe 1045 00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:55,666 Dusty was right and I should try and write some children's songs. 1046 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,396 - There's a lot of money in that. - No, I know, I know. 1047 00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:02,670 Or just frog it and sell the Gibson '79. 1048 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:07,212 Wait, is that the stereo amp with the separate trem and reverb... 1049 00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:10,774 Hey, hey. Fuck. Ouch. 1050 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,319 Yeah, and it's at the house. 1051 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,213 You're going back to the house? What happened to clarity? 1052 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,615 I have clarity. 1053 00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:21,662 I just don't have first and last on an apartment. 1054 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,288 - Lawrence, cut it out. - The ceiling is collapsing on me. 1055 00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:27,090 Stop playing with the ceiling. 1056 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,864 - Why don't you get it fixed? - I pin it, it falls. 1057 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:35,398 - Not too close, all right? - Yeah, yeah, not my first stake-out. 1058 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:38,168 - It's not a stake-out. - Isn't that Dusty's car? 1059 00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:39,804 Now it's a stake-out. 1060 00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,606 Jesus Christ, what is she doing? 1061 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:45,175 God, she must have changed her shift. 1062 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:47,152 Fuck, I need that amp. 1063 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:52,415 I need it. It's first and last, okay? It's a vintage amp. 1064 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:55,852 It's worth a lot. It's in very... I have clarity. 1065 00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:58,154 Just be a man and march up there and get your amp. Come on. 1066 00:55:58,254 --> 00:56:00,857 You know what, don't give me that "be a man" bullshit, okay? 1067 00:56:00,957 --> 00:56:03,693 It has no effect on me because I'm not a man, and I have no... 1068 00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:06,364 I don't care. It's an empty... 1069 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:14,037 it's a partial Mexican standoff. 1070 00:56:14,137 --> 00:56:15,343 Fine. 1071 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:21,484 Hey! Tell her it's for a gig at the Bowl. 1072 00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:31,021 You want me to Facebook her? 1073 00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:33,290 - Dusty? - Yeah. 1074 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:36,326 Facebook her, what do you mean? That can mean anything. Many things. 1075 00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:38,194 Just do a little recon. 1076 00:56:38,294 --> 00:56:41,698 No, I don't want you to do any recon. I don't want you... No recon. 1077 00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:45,101 Okay? I want my amp and I wanna move on, okay? 1078 00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:46,536 And that's it. 1079 00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:49,082 Did you give my half-sister a copy of Lolita? 1080 00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:54,010 I may have given her some Nabokov. I'm not exactly sure which... 1081 00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,178 Yeah. Okay. 1082 00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:56,848 - ...one it was. - That's great. 1083 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,650 - Who the fuck... Who's that? - Wait, is that a TV? 1084 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,552 No, it's Dr. Steve. 1085 00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:05,822 Dr. Steve, the guy from... Dusty's vet. 1086 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:07,157 - They have the amp. - What the fuck... 1087 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,425 Does that work on humans? 1088 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:11,027 Yeah, you could try chewing on a bully stick. 1089 00:57:11,127 --> 00:57:14,764 - If you don't want to go to the dentist... - Why are they coming over? Jesus Christ! 1090 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:16,700 - What the fuck are they doing? - You can try chewing on a bone. 1091 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,368 - A bully stick? - A bully stick, it's like a bone. 1092 00:57:18,468 --> 00:57:20,337 - I can get those at a pet store? - Yeah, sure. 1093 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,815 - And it's okay for humans? - Yeah, why not? 1094 00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:24,908 Hey, man! How are ya? How are ya? 1095 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:26,242 - Hey, Jose, how you doing, buddy? - Good. 1096 00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:28,015 Let me get that door. Let me... 1097 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,547 - All right, I'll grab it. - You got it? 1098 00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:32,916 - Yeah, I got this. All right. - Thanks, that's great. Yeah. 1099 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:36,720 Hey, what... Dr. Bob. Hey. 1100 00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:39,522 - How about you just call me Bob? - Hey, Bob, how you doing, man? 1101 00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:40,924 - Great, great. Yeah. - Good, good. Good. 1102 00:57:41,024 --> 00:57:42,292 - Hi. - How's it going? 1103 00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:44,361 - Great. How are ya? - How you doing, man? 1104 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,634 - Good. I'm really good. Yeah. - Good. Good. 1105 00:57:49,065 --> 00:57:50,300 - Bob. - All right. 1106 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,135 - Thank you so much. It's a real pleasure. - Yeah. 1107 00:57:52,235 --> 00:57:53,703 Yeah, no sweat, Mickey. 1108 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,772 - You guys have a peaceful night. - Okay, man, you too. 1109 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:58,608 - All right, thanks. All right. - It was good to see you, man. You be well. 1110 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:00,510 - Bully stick. - Yeah, the bully stick. 1111 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:03,113 I'll look for one of those bully sticks. 1112 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:07,889 You're always complaining that you've never been with a black. 1113 00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,486 - What? - A black? 1114 00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:10,820 - A black woman! - Jesus Christ, a black woman. 1115 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,522 A black woman. What do you think I meant, a black man? 1116 00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:13,623 Shut up! 1117 00:58:22,365 --> 00:58:23,566 I don't know. 1118 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,771 Dude, what you mean, you don't know? You didn't ask him? 1119 00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:30,106 I was blinded by his charm, okay? I mean, I was like literally putty. 1120 00:58:30,206 --> 00:58:33,676 I mean, that guy is so charming, you forget how handsome he is. 1121 00:58:33,776 --> 00:58:35,912 - He is a really attractive individual. - No, he's handsome. 1122 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:39,115 Christ. I don't understand. 1123 00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:42,986 I mean, I thought she'd go find herself. I mean, I'm fine. I'm... 1124 00:58:43,086 --> 00:58:47,090 But I mean, now she's dating some guy 1125 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,526 that she went way out of her way to emphasize was asexual? 1126 00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:51,795 I don't think she's dating him. I think he's in there just... 1127 00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:52,896 Killing her. 1128 00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:57,500 That's the kind of guy that has a cryogenic freezer in his basement. 1129 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,204 - You would know. - I would know. 1130 00:58:59,569 --> 00:59:01,037 So now this is the murder mystery? 1131 00:59:01,137 --> 00:59:03,339 No mystery. This case is closed. 1132 00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:06,776 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, what the fuck, man? 1133 00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:09,312 I mean, that's my house there. I mean, that's my... 1134 00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:11,114 I mean, I'm not on the deed, but I mean... You know what? 1135 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,515 Fuck this, man. Fuck this. 1136 00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:15,118 I wanna go... I wanna meet exotic women. I wanna meet... 1137 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,820 You know what we're gonna do? I'm dead inside. 1138 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,656 So we should go where life began. 1139 00:59:19,756 --> 00:59:22,625 - Outer space? - Africa, man. 1140 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:24,794 No, no, no, no. Why would you wanna go there? 1141 00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:26,840 You gotta take a lot of antibiotics to go there, Joe. 1142 00:59:27,330 --> 00:59:30,233 What about Sweden? You always said swarthy guys fare well in Sweden. 1143 00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:33,075 Yeah, we do. But I can't go back. I made some enemies. 1144 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:35,409 What're we doing? Gonna swim there? 1145 00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,341 Just go to the bar. 1146 01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:09,116 I don't have the clap. 1147 01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:50,947 You have to be... 1148 01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:53,149 See the whole family's asleep, so you be quiet. 1149 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:55,485 - I like your family. - I know you do. I love them. 1150 01:00:55,585 --> 01:00:58,031 - Enjoy your family. - Thank you. Good night. Bye. 1151 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,699 Okay. 1152 01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:08,097 What am I doing, man? It's fucking... it's only 2:00 a.m. 1153 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:13,069 Los Angeles shuts down, but I don't. 1154 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:15,171 I gotta lot of... 1155 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:18,107 I'm gonna get the party... You know what? 1156 01:01:20,276 --> 01:01:24,554 Whatever you do, don't play that piano. 1157 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:27,460 I know it's a little late 1158 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:34,928 I hope I don't wake your state 1159 01:01:36,059 --> 01:01:41,941 I feel like my ultimate fate is to masturbate 1160 01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:43,442 That's not a bad fucking idea. 1161 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:48,671 No. 1162 01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:52,942 "Pick the girl of your dreams." 1163 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:55,445 African-Swedish. 1164 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:56,956 Hi there. 1165 01:01:57,447 --> 01:02:01,951 My name is Jerome Kern. 1166 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:05,055 Gotta make it good, nice. Let's make it pretty. 1167 01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:11,401 That's nice. I mean, 1168 01:02:13,329 --> 01:02:15,865 maybe not the world's most appropriate hooker music, 1169 01:02:15,965 --> 01:02:18,844 but it's your night. It's your night, buddy. 1170 01:02:18,968 --> 01:02:21,404 I mean, I'm completely backwards. 1171 01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:26,146 Okay, I gotta relax. You're an hombre. 1172 01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:27,310 Okay. 1173 01:02:34,817 --> 01:02:38,154 Fuck. Fuck. 1174 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,667 Ambien or Ativan? Ambien or Ativan? 1175 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:45,094 Fuck! Which hand? 1176 01:02:45,995 --> 01:02:47,303 God damn it, which hand? 1177 01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:53,205 This song is beautiful. 1178 01:02:54,437 --> 01:02:55,677 It is, isn't it? 1179 01:02:57,373 --> 01:02:58,675 Who is it? 1180 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:02,945 Bridget St John's her name. She's like a '70s folky, you know. 1181 01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:04,388 She's still around, though. 1182 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:10,124 My friend Jake, he makes me these tapes off of his old records. 1183 01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:15,733 It was nice. 1184 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:23,041 It was really nice. 1185 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,039 It was. 1186 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,641 Then why are you still scowling? 1187 01:03:29,071 --> 01:03:30,873 I'm afraid that's permanent. 1188 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:32,075 - No! - Yeah. 1189 01:03:32,175 --> 01:03:35,645 - Botox is really the only... - Man. 1190 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:36,917 ...answer at this point. 1191 01:03:37,847 --> 01:03:38,848 Yeah. 1192 01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:42,160 - Let me see. Put your head here. - Okay. 1193 01:03:43,753 --> 01:03:46,022 You're gonna... Are you gonna... 1194 01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:48,568 - Are you gonna operate, Doc? - Yeah. 1195 01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:57,304 Yeah. Are you a shaman? 1196 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:58,801 No. 1197 01:04:04,106 --> 01:04:08,111 What if you're... What if you're a neurotic collector? 1198 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:10,919 - A what? - Well... 1199 01:04:12,615 --> 01:04:17,564 it's come to my attention that I may be a trifle neurotic. 1200 01:04:19,255 --> 01:04:25,035 And since you're so stunning, stable, perfect, 1201 01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:30,633 then you must have a fatal flaw. 1202 01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:35,037 And it's gotta be that you collect neurotic people. 1203 01:04:35,137 --> 01:04:36,138 Yeah. 1204 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:40,277 If I told you I wasn't a neurotic collector, 1205 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:43,023 would that make you feel any better? 1206 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:47,819 No. Probably not. 1207 01:04:48,317 --> 01:04:52,732 Right. So you're just gonna have to trust this. Sorry. 1208 01:04:55,758 --> 01:04:57,829 There's gotta be a catch. 1209 01:04:58,961 --> 01:05:00,565 You're a catch. 1210 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,572 - If you say so. - I say so. 1211 01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:15,779 - Yeah, I'm your yang. - Yeah. 1212 01:05:17,313 --> 01:05:19,486 You're my scruffy yang. 1213 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:25,098 Jose! Jose! 1214 01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:27,730 What is it, Kate? 1215 01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:33,029 Oh, my God! 1216 01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,433 Oh, my God! 1217 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:39,142 Kate, listen very carefully. 1218 01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:44,945 Get Gabe. It's a home invasion. Home invasion. 1219 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,810 - Home invasion, Gabe! No, Gabe! - I'm coming! 1220 01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:50,246 - What the hell? - What's happening? What's happening? 1221 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:53,349 - Is it a friend? You get her? - God, you're gonna need more than a racket! 1222 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:57,253 Jesus Christ, I haven't even had shitty kids yet. 1223 01:05:57,353 --> 01:06:01,257 - Go, go, go, go. - God. Oh, my God. 1224 01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:04,026 I'm not wearing any pants. 1225 01:06:04,126 --> 01:06:06,095 Kate, I understand what's happened here. 1226 01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:08,197 I thought it was a Manson deal. 1227 01:06:09,665 --> 01:06:11,542 So, are you Swedish? 1228 01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:15,038 Like Wild Strawberries, did you ever see it? 1229 01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:19,909 It's about an old man, and he's going over his whole life... 1230 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:35,525 What is it, chicken? 1231 01:06:36,058 --> 01:06:37,901 I'm not chicken, I'm a Violet. 1232 01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:44,734 Honey, I'm not so sure that doing that with your mother's underwear is the best idea. 1233 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:45,835 Why not? 1234 01:06:46,302 --> 01:06:48,371 Well, it's probably gonna just stretch them, 1235 01:06:48,471 --> 01:06:50,883 and, you know, I bet you it doesn't feel too good. 1236 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,244 It feels very good to me. 1237 01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,145 - Hey, Gabe! - Gabe! 1238 01:06:56,245 --> 01:06:58,147 - Gabe! - Gabe! 1239 01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:00,022 I'm a little above my pay grade. 1240 01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:03,690 - Yeah, there's a... - Yeah. 1241 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:06,427 ...crazy clown situation here. 1242 01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:11,627 - Don't forget Violet has ballet after school. - I know. I know. 1243 01:07:11,727 --> 01:07:14,936 - Don't snap. - I'm projecting from the other room. 1244 01:07:16,932 --> 01:07:18,501 - Here. - Hi. Hi. 1245 01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:22,271 - Here's Uncle Josie. Yeah. - Hi, Fred. Hi, Fred. 1246 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,373 There you go. You're so happy. 1247 01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:25,574 Hey, buddy. 1248 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:28,844 - Ambien's pretty strong, huh? - Kate, I am so sorry. 1249 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,880 Gabe screwed up the order so you're in charge of picking up 1250 01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:33,816 more paper plates, cups, kazoos and funny hats. Got it? 1251 01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:34,951 That's okay, yeah. 1252 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,519 There's gonna be a lot of kids here tomorrow 1253 01:07:36,619 --> 01:07:38,963 - so ixnay on the pills and whores, yeah? - Yup. 1254 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,790 Enjoy your day. 1255 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,734 It's okay. He's not so bad. I love you, Fred. Bye. 1256 01:08:00,943 --> 01:08:03,980 I like gum and you like cheese 1257 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:08,256 Together we go to the Gymboree 1258 01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:17,860 I like fruitcakes, you like pies 1259 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:22,033 Together we know that's just not right 1260 01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:28,709 I don't know. I like cats. I like cats, I like... 1261 01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:32,312 All right. Cats... 1262 01:08:33,175 --> 01:08:36,746 I like cats, you like hounds 1263 01:08:36,846 --> 01:08:39,081 I am lost 1264 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:44,824 I once was found 1265 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,077 Probably for the best. 1266 01:09:08,177 --> 01:09:10,350 Okay, all right. Jesus. 1267 01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:18,454 - I need a safe haven. - Jesus Christ, the Yelp girl? 1268 01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:21,957 Such a big mistake, such a big fucking mistake. 1269 01:09:22,057 --> 01:09:23,893 You should never play Misty for these girls. 1270 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:27,736 I know, I know, but I actually like that tune. It's so stupid. 1271 01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:30,132 I need a place to stay just for a while. 1272 01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:31,600 No, pal, honestly, 1273 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:34,170 a hooker woke Kate's family up in the middle of the night last night. 1274 01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,473 Probably not a good idea. What about Lawrence's place? 1275 01:09:37,573 --> 01:09:39,608 I can't... He can't. He's staying at my place. 1276 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,778 Besides, he's convinced his apartment is being bugged by the bookstore. 1277 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:45,514 - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, I'm hoping he'll meet my stalker 1278 01:09:45,614 --> 01:09:47,016 and they'll diffuse each other. 1279 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:50,620 Sure, you're very sorry. But do you have any idea how badly you have... 1280 01:09:51,387 --> 01:09:53,458 - The kids aren't here, are they? - No, Gabe took them to the park. 1281 01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:57,626 How badly you have ass fucked me? You have fucked me right in the ass. 1282 01:09:57,726 --> 01:10:00,296 I can't walk because the ass fucking that you have given me 1283 01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:04,208 has ripped me in two, you fucking piece of shit! Feel better. 1284 01:10:06,368 --> 01:10:07,711 I love you. 1285 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:11,251 Is everything... 1286 01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:12,675 - Probably not. - No. 1287 01:10:12,775 --> 01:10:16,178 The fucking caterer has the flu, except I know it's fucking bullshit 1288 01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:19,315 because we share a client and he told me that he took a higher-paying job. 1289 01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:22,988 The cock-sucking douche bag, the day before the motherfucking shindig! 1290 01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:25,097 El Pollo Loco? 1291 01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:29,064 Hey, do your friends like... 1292 01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:34,797 This reminds me of when we were kids. 1293 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:38,367 What are you talking about? I met you when I was 24. 1294 01:10:38,467 --> 01:10:40,071 Just kids then. 1295 01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:45,708 You know we have to be out of here after the party tomorrow, right? 1296 01:10:45,808 --> 01:10:48,010 - My two weeks are up. - Not mine. 1297 01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:50,112 My two weeks are just starting. 1298 01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,092 Can you hear that? 1299 01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:03,030 - You don't hear that? - No. What? 1300 01:11:03,692 --> 01:11:05,365 Mariachi music. 1301 01:11:06,128 --> 01:11:09,268 Christ, don't tell me they're stalking me, too. 1302 01:11:47,336 --> 01:11:49,646 This is from your husband. 1303 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:54,443 I'm not married. 1304 01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:56,386 Well, maybe he's proposing, then. 1305 01:11:57,846 --> 01:11:59,348 To Mexicano. 1306 01:12:04,486 --> 01:12:06,090 Hello. 1307 01:12:08,557 --> 01:12:10,332 Hello. 1308 01:12:12,561 --> 01:12:16,131 Hello. I said hello! Hello! 1309 01:12:16,231 --> 01:12:17,801 Honey, honey, give me that, hon. 1310 01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:21,976 - It's broken. - Call failed. You know, who... 1311 01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:24,773 What's 805? 1312 01:12:24,873 --> 01:12:27,319 805, Ventura County, Santa Barbara. 1313 01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:30,379 - Why do you know that? - UC Santa Barbara. 1314 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,936 Gabe, you need to get ready. 1315 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:53,435 Would you get off the phone? People are coming in half an hour. 1316 01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:55,437 Hey, I'm aware that people are coming in a half an hour. 1317 01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:56,939 I'm writing an e-mail to a student. 1318 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:59,713 Well, at least you still have one of those. 1319 01:13:00,609 --> 01:13:02,945 Yes, Kate, I still have one of those. 1320 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:05,814 Jesus Christ, what is the fucking problem? You've been on the warpath. 1321 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:09,018 People are canceling, Gabe. Kevin's mother called today. 1322 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:13,289 She said that you taught him how to play Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. 1323 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,257 Hey, do you have any idea how difficult it is to arrange 1324 01:13:15,357 --> 01:13:17,159 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang for the piano? 1325 01:13:17,259 --> 01:13:18,894 It stimulates their little fingers, their little minds. 1326 01:13:18,994 --> 01:13:21,196 Are you kidding me right now? Are you fucking kidding me? 1327 01:13:21,296 --> 01:13:23,999 You're a fucking child. What, you have Jose on the couch 1328 01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:25,701 - while you teach your lessons? - Hey, you know what? 1329 01:13:25,801 --> 01:13:27,436 I'm spending time with a friend, okay? 1330 01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:28,971 - Who's leaving today. - You're supposed to be at work! 1331 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,906 So what difference does it make? I'm at work! 1332 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:32,408 - You know what, I am a... - That's work? 1333 01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:34,543 I'm a good boy, okay? I am a good boy. 1334 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:37,313 I've been a good boy for 25 years since I went into rehab. 1335 01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,848 I've been a good boy every fucking day in this relationship. 1336 01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:42,718 And I've been a good boy since I quit the band! 1337 01:13:42,818 --> 01:13:44,553 And what? What? I'm the bad guy? 1338 01:13:44,653 --> 01:13:47,723 I'm the bad guy for working so hard for this fucking family? 1339 01:13:47,823 --> 01:13:51,026 I'm the bad guy? I'm the fucking grown up, Gabe! 1340 01:13:51,126 --> 01:13:52,428 Hey, I've been a grown up since I was 17. 1341 01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:55,898 No, you have been sober since you were 17, and that is not the same thing. 1342 01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:59,501 Oh, my God, come on! Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1343 01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:02,738 Jesus! Give me a fucking break! 1344 01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:05,441 No. No! You can't have a break because I can't have a break 1345 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:08,522 because we can't because we are pregnant! 1346 01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:11,887 With twins! 1347 01:14:33,168 --> 01:14:34,203 Holy shit. 1348 01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:40,152 - What's twins? - It's like two of you, sweetie. 1349 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,038 UvaDisc! 1350 01:15:27,890 --> 01:15:29,491 It smells amazing. 1351 01:15:29,591 --> 01:15:32,361 Yeah, you're probably getting the galangal, 1352 01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:35,364 which is a very, very kind of potent... 1353 01:15:35,464 --> 01:15:39,034 - Yeah? Yeah. - Yeah. It's like ginger gone bad. 1354 01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:42,337 I'm sorry, I've been a little tense. Carrying a litter, apparently. 1355 01:15:42,437 --> 01:15:43,705 No problem, darling. 1356 01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:46,942 You really saved us here. Thank you so much. 1357 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,610 Hey, listen, it's my pleasure. 1358 01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:52,314 Just point me in the direction of the damaged divorcees. 1359 01:15:52,414 --> 01:15:54,716 Or actually, you know what? Unhappily married women, I don't care. 1360 01:15:54,816 --> 01:15:56,118 You know what, actually can you just wait 1361 01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:58,053 - until the people come maybe? - I'll take anyone at this point. 1362 01:15:58,153 --> 01:16:00,022 - Really? - Yeah, just... 1363 01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:02,958 Maybe Mickey you could put some tin foil over it or something. 1364 01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:04,226 - Hi. - Hi. 1365 01:16:04,326 --> 01:16:06,328 Couple questions about my set. 1366 01:16:06,428 --> 01:16:08,130 Would you like me to err more on the side of 1367 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:10,642 my 4-year-old humor or my 40-year-old stuff? 1368 01:16:10,766 --> 01:16:12,468 Well, what's the difference? 1369 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,481 Sailor jokes. You know, blue stuff. Hi. 1370 01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:17,781 Say hi. Sweetheart. 1371 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,709 - It's okay, it's okay. - It's all right. Kids hate me. It's okay. 1372 01:16:20,809 --> 01:16:22,948 - Gabe, should we lose the clown? - Sure. 1373 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,947 - Thank you, man. - Hey, buddy. 1374 01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:26,754 I call this Tom and Jerry. 1375 01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:29,952 - Gus. - Hey, Jose, happy birthday, man. 1376 01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:32,754 Thank you, man. Nice of you to be here. 1377 01:16:32,854 --> 01:16:34,756 I had a very vivid dream. 1378 01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:36,301 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1379 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,830 What was it, Gus? 1380 01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:44,199 You were on the beach with Dusty 1381 01:16:44,299 --> 01:16:46,711 or it was Linda wearing Dusty's shoes. 1382 01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:51,940 You had this large sombrero that totally covered your face. 1383 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:56,411 And Dusty... Linda, lifted the sombrero from your head, 1384 01:16:56,511 --> 01:17:00,186 and it wasn't you. It was Pepe. 1385 01:17:01,717 --> 01:17:04,755 - Pepe from the liquor store? - Pepe from the liquor store. 1386 01:17:05,687 --> 01:17:10,092 Gus, that's uncannily similar to a dream I just had. 1387 01:17:10,192 --> 01:17:11,827 Maybe you were both abducted. 1388 01:17:11,927 --> 01:17:15,531 - That's not funny, man. - Many felicitous arrivals. 1389 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,201 That's lovely. Look at that. 1390 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,703 That's lovely. Lovely. Thank you. 1391 01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:25,707 Gus, how, I don't know, accurate would you say this prescience is of yours? 1392 01:17:25,807 --> 01:17:28,549 I would say about 60, 70. 1393 01:17:37,185 --> 01:17:38,459 Do you want to get some lemonade? 1394 01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:42,958 Where's Jose's hot mom? 1395 01:17:43,058 --> 01:17:46,495 I used to love sleeping over at their house when we were kids. 1396 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:49,940 - Van Halen went on without David Lee Roth. - Hey, we can get Sammy Hagar. 1397 01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:55,837 Hey, you guys, that's not gonna be too loud, is it? 1398 01:17:55,937 --> 01:17:57,314 It'll be all right. I'm using these. 1399 01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:00,115 They do this sort of thing for a living, honey. 1400 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:05,992 You all right there, buddy? 1401 01:18:08,383 --> 01:18:09,384 Shit. 1402 01:18:09,918 --> 01:18:11,920 My parents fight a lot. 1403 01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:31,440 I know you seen my face in your Whole Food. 1404 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,710 Yeah, a motherfucking free range and vegan dude. 1405 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:36,878 I don't know if I can handle having a kid that cool. 1406 01:18:36,978 --> 01:18:39,615 I'd probably have to Munchausen by proxy. 1407 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:42,584 He's probably seen more tail than I have in the last three years. 1408 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,561 - Three? - You see that kid? 1409 01:18:45,353 --> 01:18:49,324 - Yeah. - No, do you see that kid? 1410 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:54,696 That kid is our little slice of the American pie dream. 1411 01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:56,139 The what? 1412 01:19:03,605 --> 01:19:05,243 What the fuck was that? 1413 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:09,311 Oh, my God. 1414 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,017 That's my sweet spot right there. I'm going in. 1415 01:19:17,219 --> 01:19:18,527 - Sorry, sorry. - Hey, bro. 1416 01:19:18,954 --> 01:19:21,890 Yeah. How you holding up, man? Okay? 1417 01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:24,693 - Yeah, yeah, good. It's good times, man. - Yeah? Having fun. Okay. 1418 01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:27,763 Hey, listen, you had mentioned before, 1419 01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:30,632 you know, something about Facebooking Dusty. 1420 01:19:30,732 --> 01:19:32,712 You're Facebook friends with her? 1421 01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:34,978 Not exactly. 1422 01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:37,239 Okay, what does that mean? 1423 01:19:37,339 --> 01:19:39,474 Technically, she blocked me. 1424 01:19:39,574 --> 01:19:42,244 What do you mean, technically? 1425 01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:47,623 Well, I may have recently hack friended her. 1426 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:52,854 Okay, does that mean that you can see her page or... 1427 01:19:52,954 --> 01:19:54,289 Theoretically, yes. 1428 01:19:54,389 --> 01:19:57,926 Okay, so theoretically, would you be able to check to see if she's doing okay? 1429 01:19:58,026 --> 01:20:00,362 I just want to make sure because I haven't heard from her. 1430 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,264 - I just want to make sure she's... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1431 01:20:02,364 --> 01:20:06,034 No, way ahead of you there, buddy. She is definitely alive. 1432 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:08,670 - I was way off on that one. - Okay. All right. 1433 01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:13,344 Are there any status updates or, you know? 1434 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:17,048 Just says, "Went on my honeymoon, off the grid for two weeks." 1435 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:19,214 What? 1436 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:22,727 I think she may have taken those coupons and gone on your honeymoon without you. 1437 01:20:23,718 --> 01:20:27,291 Jesus Christ, why do you know about the coupons? 1438 01:20:27,856 --> 01:20:29,591 - What coupons? - Never mind. 1439 01:20:29,691 --> 01:20:31,093 Why didn't you tell me this? 1440 01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:34,296 - I'm not excellent with judgment calls. - Okay. 1441 01:20:34,396 --> 01:20:37,532 - Don't know why this is news. - Jesus, she went to Mexico alone? 1442 01:20:37,632 --> 01:20:39,000 I mean, I hope she went alone. 1443 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,444 I don't even know what I'm rooting for at this point. 1444 01:20:42,404 --> 01:20:43,905 Is there anything else? 1445 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:48,010 Yeah, Dr. Steve is housesitting. It's all on Facebook. 1446 01:20:49,077 --> 01:20:51,279 - I'd show you. - Okay. All right. 1447 01:20:51,379 --> 01:20:52,881 Well, thanks for telling me, you know. 1448 01:20:52,981 --> 01:20:55,150 - I mean... All right, all right. - You're welcome, buddy. 1449 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,286 Okay, so you sure there's nothing else of any consequence 1450 01:20:58,386 --> 01:21:01,523 you're maybe forgetting, omitting? 1451 01:21:01,623 --> 01:21:04,860 That honeymoon comment got 31 likes. 1452 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,695 - All right. - You all set? 1453 01:21:06,795 --> 01:21:07,796 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1454 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:10,265 - Gotta approach him from the front. Okay? - Okay. 1455 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:13,841 Hi. Hi, everybody. 1456 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:18,215 Thank you so much for coming to Violet's 4th 1457 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,588 and Jose's 40th birthday. 1458 01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:27,516 Anyway, this year we decided not to do a bouncy house, 1459 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:30,318 but we do have an amazing band. 1460 01:21:30,418 --> 01:21:34,256 Jose's band and Gabe's old band, actually. 1461 01:21:34,356 --> 01:21:35,357 Erstwhile! 1462 01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:39,036 - What? - I prefer erstwhile. 1463 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,697 All right, so without any further ado, 1464 01:21:42,797 --> 01:21:47,803 the erstwhile line up of Jose and the Borges. 1465 01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:50,781 Yay, Daddy! 1466 01:21:51,673 --> 01:21:56,679 Thank you, Kate. This is dedicated to your couch. 1467 01:22:08,790 --> 01:22:12,194 When was the last time you smoked a joint at a children's birthday party? 1468 01:22:12,294 --> 01:22:13,398 August. 1469 01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:24,739 I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy 1470 01:22:24,839 --> 01:22:27,410 I'm a little boy blue 1471 01:22:31,279 --> 01:22:35,150 I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy 1472 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:37,958 I'm a little boy blue 1473 01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:45,227 Are you a little girl, you a little girl You a little girl 1474 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:48,399 You a little girl true? 1475 01:22:51,232 --> 01:22:55,470 'Cause I'm a little boy, I'm a little boy And I'm a little boy 1476 01:22:55,570 --> 01:22:57,948 And I'm a little boy true 1477 01:23:53,395 --> 01:23:54,806 Yeah! Yeah! 1478 01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:12,842 It's too loud. Turn it off. 1479 01:25:14,442 --> 01:25:15,443 Gabe! 1480 01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:17,188 Gabe! 1481 01:25:19,314 --> 01:25:22,852 It's way, way, way... it's a kids' party. 1482 01:25:23,718 --> 01:25:26,254 Gabe! Gabe! 1483 01:25:26,354 --> 01:25:28,690 It's too loud. You need to stop. 1484 01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:31,893 I need some help. Somebody help me here. 1485 01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:35,030 All right. Okay. I got this. 1486 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,201 All right, Hendrix. Let's go. 1487 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:43,139 Song's over. That's enough with the feedback, man. 1488 01:25:46,774 --> 01:25:49,277 All right, Nugent. Let's get you some water. 1489 01:25:50,678 --> 01:25:52,817 He's a fighter. 1490 01:25:55,683 --> 01:25:58,119 I just wanted to rock out with my cock out, you know? 1491 01:25:58,219 --> 01:26:01,359 - He's gonna be all right. - I know. I know. 1492 01:26:03,424 --> 01:26:05,995 Sorry, sorry. I'm fine. Sorry. 1493 01:26:06,528 --> 01:26:09,065 Yeah, it's okay, baby. Let's just go inside. 1494 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:11,242 Where's my shoe? 1495 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:34,956 "I cannot account for the hours 1496 01:26:35,056 --> 01:26:38,560 "that have been smothered into submission. 1497 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:42,230 "Not only this afternoon 1498 01:26:42,330 --> 01:26:45,209 "but day after day, 1499 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:48,146 "year after year. 1500 01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:51,973 "Over the wasted course of which time, 1501 01:26:52,073 --> 01:26:56,146 "I have been repeating this futile lament. 1502 01:26:57,545 --> 01:27:00,355 "That it makes no difference. 1503 01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:07,765 "I have already put in more than my share of time that adds up to nothing." 1504 01:27:08,556 --> 01:27:10,058 I guess the world is ready. 1505 01:27:10,158 --> 01:27:14,195 "One afternoon after another, 1506 01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:17,799 "passing in a hypnagogic blur, 1507 01:27:19,334 --> 01:27:23,339 "struggling to find it's not there. 1508 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:30,753 "Trapped in a refuge of bypassed intentions. 1509 01:27:32,547 --> 01:27:38,156 "Yet from this tedium, I would not welcome interruption. 1510 01:27:41,956 --> 01:27:44,630 "I like to complain. 1511 01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:50,171 "It creates the illusion that I'm doing something. " 1512 01:28:31,839 --> 01:28:35,548 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1513 01:29:03,705 --> 01:29:06,841 I'm gonna have to do the rest in English if that's okay. 1514 01:29:06,941 --> 01:29:09,444 Okay, thanks. Yes, I was wondering if you could 1515 01:29:09,544 --> 01:29:13,424 connect me to Dusty Morrison's room? 1516 01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:21,728 Okay. What about, I don't know, what about Dusty Stern? 1517 01:29:24,959 --> 01:29:29,731 No? All right, what about, I don't know, Joseph Stern? 1518 01:29:29,831 --> 01:29:32,835 My name is Joseph Stern, actually. 1519 01:29:36,337 --> 01:29:39,750 Okay. I don't suppose you could tell me if 1520 01:29:41,109 --> 01:29:44,022 a very beautiful woman, 1521 01:29:44,979 --> 01:29:50,588 5'4", alabaster skin, very luminous. Yeah. 1522 01:29:51,319 --> 01:29:52,559 No, I... Yes. 1523 01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:57,592 Yes, no, I've seen plenty of movies. Gracias. 1524 01:30:25,186 --> 01:30:26,358 Hello? 1525 01:30:29,023 --> 01:30:30,195 Hi. 1526 01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:36,772 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I can hear you fine. 1527 01:30:36,898 --> 01:30:39,267 I don't know why I can, but I can, seriously. 1528 01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:41,369 You get better service in Mexico. 1529 01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:46,341 Yeah, Mexico. I'm here. 1530 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:49,711 Where are you? I gave them every surname I could think of. 1531 01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:51,791 Did you marry somebody else? 1532 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,017 I'm in Santa Barbara. 1533 01:30:54,916 --> 01:30:56,896 You're in Santa... Why? 1534 01:31:02,156 --> 01:31:06,935 It said you were on your honeymoon on Facebook 1535 01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:12,171 and Gus dreamed a dream I had sort of that you were in Mexico. 1536 01:31:12,767 --> 01:31:16,637 I've been trying to reach you. My e-mails kept bouncing back. 1537 01:31:16,737 --> 01:31:20,480 I mean, I've been calling you for days. Ever since I got here. 1538 01:31:21,209 --> 01:31:22,381 Really? 1539 01:31:23,911 --> 01:31:26,755 - Goddamn phone. - You're in Mexico? 1540 01:31:27,248 --> 01:31:30,418 Yeah, I flew down. I flew down to Mexico 1541 01:31:30,518 --> 01:31:33,488 to rescue you from drug lords 1542 01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:36,224 or win you back from a full-blooded Mexican man or... 1543 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:38,526 - What, you flew? - Yes, I flew. 1544 01:31:38,626 --> 01:31:41,937 Yeah, believe me, I flew. I'm like 10 pounds lighter. 1545 01:31:44,432 --> 01:31:48,244 Santa Barbara, I don't understand. 1546 01:31:49,403 --> 01:31:50,972 I was gonna go to Mexico. 1547 01:31:51,072 --> 01:31:53,241 I was furious, 1548 01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:55,610 and I was gonna go on our goddamn honeymoon 1549 01:31:55,710 --> 01:31:57,612 if it was the last goddamn thing I did. 1550 01:31:57,712 --> 01:32:00,415 Yeah, well, literally it's terrifying down here. 1551 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,961 No, it's not. You're basically in San Diego. 1552 01:32:04,785 --> 01:32:08,222 Anyway, I couldn't do it. It's not me. 1553 01:32:08,322 --> 01:32:12,930 It felt like something someone would do but not me. 1554 01:32:14,695 --> 01:32:18,939 So I decided to come here for your birthday. 1555 01:32:21,636 --> 01:32:24,446 So you're on my birthday and I'm on our honeymoon? 1556 01:32:26,674 --> 01:32:28,278 Yeah, I guess so. 1557 01:32:31,779 --> 01:32:35,124 This has nothing to do with, you know, Dave, right? 1558 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:37,757 - Who's Dave? - Dave. 1559 01:32:38,352 --> 01:32:40,254 - Bob. Steve. Dr. Bob. - Steve? 1560 01:32:40,354 --> 01:32:43,558 The guy from, you know, the handsome. 1561 01:32:43,658 --> 01:32:45,695 Bob. No, he's housesitting. 1562 01:32:46,427 --> 01:32:47,735 Bob, is that what this is about? 1563 01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,067 No, no. No. 1564 01:32:52,033 --> 01:32:55,571 I came down here because I wanted you to know something. 1565 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:57,675 Okay. 1566 01:33:01,008 --> 01:33:04,512 I came down here because I wanted you to know that I'm... 1567 01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:12,364 Because I wanted you to know that I'm... 1568 01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:18,760 That I'm 1569 01:33:20,962 --> 01:33:24,932 a little queasy, I think, from the flight 1570 01:33:25,032 --> 01:33:27,535 or the food on the flight. 1571 01:33:27,635 --> 01:33:29,512 I don't know if it was really food exactly. 1572 01:33:30,471 --> 01:33:34,851 Sorry, I just... God! Jesus. 1573 01:33:35,543 --> 01:33:37,386 I just got a... Sorry... 1574 01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:41,849 Neck... 1575 01:33:41,949 --> 01:33:43,724 - Jose? - Yeah, honey. 1576 01:33:45,052 --> 01:33:47,498 - Jesus, maybe... - I'm pregnant.