1 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:25,491 I grew up in Staten Island, New York. 2 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,595 It might not sound like it, but I did. 3 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:40,639 Staten Island is like Brooklyn and New Jersey had a baby. 4 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,409 A baby that would grow up to be either a cop or a fireman. 5 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,582 And you know, Staten Island gets a bad rap, 6 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,252 but, really, it's just like any other suburb. 7 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:59,658 I mean, sure, it looks like this. 8 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,194 And this. 9 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:09,334 is that Staten Island also looks like this. 10 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,072 And this. 11 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,609 And for me, 12 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:55,314 since I was old enough to remember looked like this. 13 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,249 The Great Kills Swim Club. 14 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:08,260 This is where I spent every waking hour of my summers. 15 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:11,196 From 8:00 a.m. swim practice until they threw us out at night, 16 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:13,332 this is where I found friendship. 17 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,501 This is where I tasted victory and defeat. 18 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,837 Where I fell in love. 19 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:22,274 And it's where I had the best job in the history of the world. 20 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,143 I was a lifeguard. 21 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:29,281 Now, there are beach lifeguards who actually guard lives. 22 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,616 Wendell, I told you to get out. 23 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:31,750 And then there are pool guards... 24 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,318 Make me. 25 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,621 ...who basically do this. 26 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,589 The only reason I became a lifeguard is because of this idiot. 27 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:41,293 My best friend in the whole world, Frank Gomes. 28 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:44,897 Frank said that girls couldn't resist a man in uniform 29 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:46,398 and that we'd be, quote... 30 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,666 Don't drown. 31 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,402 "...knee-deep in snizz." 32 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,905 But the only thing Frank was knee-deep in was the baby pool. 33 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:54,673 Hey, what you got there? 34 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,744 SPF 50? No wonder you two look so young. 35 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,946 You know, if we hooked up, 36 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,582 I'd have to turn myself in for statutory rape. 37 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,219 Statutory rape's the not-bad rape. 38 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,921 Hey. No leaving. 39 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:12,791 but Staten Island girls were never interested in me and Frank. 40 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:16,562 They were always too busy fawning over this kind of guy. 41 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,397 You know, I'm pretty sure you guys are just aiming too high. 42 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,765 That's Anthony De Bono. 43 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,934 It's really funny, though. You should keep doing it. 44 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:25,604 sculpted right out of a suburban mom's sex fantasy. 45 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:29,541 Hello, beautiful ladies. How's everybody doing? 46 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,644 Candace, I love the new suit. That's very cute. 47 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,680 Anthony was joining the Navy. 48 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,349 If he could pass the written exam, which he could not. 49 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:40,385 Hope I don't get you too wet. 50 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,621 As far as I could tell, being in the Navy was, like, 51 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:46,658 90% pushups and 10% saying "God bless America". 52 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,660 That's how they do it in the Navy. 53 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,496 God bless America. 54 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,699 That's Mary Ellen. 55 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,801 Stupid. Ah! What the fuck? 56 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:58,403 Her dad was a cop, and she was basically raised a dude. 57 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,240 Pee in my pool? Uh-uh. Punks get dunked. 58 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:06,311 The guy rolling in an hour and a half late to work? 59 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,614 That was Billy Thomson. 60 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,515 Better known as Skootch. 61 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,318 Skootch did this year round. 62 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,687 Summers at the swim club and winters at the YMCA. 63 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,625 He was a lifeguard. That's all he was. 64 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,294 - He was Skootch. - Skootch! 65 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,730 We were a team. 66 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,299 United together against this one asshole. 67 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,275 Our manager, Chuck Casino. 68 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,683 Mr. Marcus, how are you? 69 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,018 They find your kid? 70 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,919 They will. 71 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,389 Mr. Stewart, my man. 72 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:53,392 Hey, here they go, one, two, three musketeers. 73 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,630 Chuck thought he ran the place. 74 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,299 I am the captain of this ship. 75 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,635 This is my Amistad. 76 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,371 But no one runs summer. 77 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,574 It was paradise. 78 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,577 But hey, even Adam and Eve couldn't stay in heaven forever. 79 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,079 And right after Labor Day... 80 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,914 You're leaving us? 81 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,550 Ma, I told you, he's going to Harvard. 82 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,818 And Anthony's joining the Navy. 83 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,620 We're losing all the cute lifeguards. 84 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:24,489 Not all the cute lifeguards. I'll still be around, ladies. 85 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,525 You smell like beef. 86 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,995 We're proud of you, Danny. Oh, you're a good kid. Come here. 87 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,396 Come here. 88 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,931 Let me at him. Let me at him. 89 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:33,932 Thanks, Mrs. Bandini. Let me at him. 90 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,434 Mrs. Bandini Jr. 91 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,935 Oh! We're all huggy. 92 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,403 Ow! 93 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,005 Okay. See you guys. 94 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,007 Enjoy your game of slowly dying. 95 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,608 Bye. Fuck off. 96 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,412 Danny, if you had half the game with younger women 97 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,047 that you do with older women, 98 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:51,883 you'd be laying it down. 99 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,552 I talk to women our age. 100 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,954 I'm sorry? Women our age? 101 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,990 I don't know any "women our age". I know a bunch of girls. 102 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,526 See, that vocabulary you have. 103 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,929 You're wearing a giant sign that says, "I'm a virgin." 104 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,733 Technically, I had half of my tip inside Megan O'Reilly 105 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:10,469 before her fucking cat attacked me. Okay? 106 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:11,737 Do you understand that you could get 107 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,439 any single girl in this entire place? 108 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,508 But you don't. Why? 109 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,611 Well, I'm sorry if I have higher standards than you. 110 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:22,647 Really? Do you want to have sex on Christmas? 111 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:25,083 What are you, Hugh Grant? You're just a guy. 112 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,052 - You're just a... - Campbell! 113 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,454 Some kid puked in the Lost and Found. 114 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,990 I want you to wash all the clothes and put them back in. 115 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,826 Translation, "You're my bitch." 116 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,929 And Gomes! Get your ass back in the baby pool! 117 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,600 Now who's the bitch, bitch? 118 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:45,036 It's definitely not me. Bye, Bane. 119 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,738 Bye, Batman. 120 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,544 Victor, what are you doing? 121 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,913 Found this fucking frog. 122 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,815 Gonna shoot it out of this fucking leaf blower. 123 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,519 Jesus Christ. 124 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:05,824 No. No, no, no. You guys, you cannot invite a mom to a staff party. 125 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,459 Skootch, first of all, is the keeper of the keys. 126 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,593 So, what do you think, Skootch, 127 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,761 can Ms. Greeley come to the party? 128 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,163 Mmm. 129 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,732 I'll allow it. Yes, he will. 130 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,033 And you know, the best part is, dude, 131 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,835 she had a kid, like, a year ago, man. 132 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,538 She's still fucking stacked. Oh, it's incredible. 133 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,207 You're abysmal. Would Danny ever say anything like that? 134 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,910 No, Danny would not say something like that, because he's Irish. 135 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:28,580 Okay? They don't think about sex till they're, like, 25. 136 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,049 Wow. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 137 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,785 It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen. Okay? Read a fucking book. 138 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,055 Okay, look. First there's Hispanic guys, obviously. 139 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,558 Then the black guys. Then the Italians. 140 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,527 Then the French. And then the Irish, all right? 141 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:44,663 And then probably, like, the Asians eventually. 142 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,665 Oh, my God. When you join the Navy, 143 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,501 their collective IQ is gonna drop, like, 25 points. 144 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:52,070 Like, you're going to sink our ships. 145 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,205 Hey, look. If you're in love with me, 146 00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:54,539 just say you're in love with me. 147 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,907 Yeah. You know. 148 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,642 Is that how you say it in sign language? 149 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,077 Is it that? No, that's "Fuck you." 150 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,745 Oh! That's "Fuck you." 151 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,519 Hey, scram, kids. Beat it. It's adult swim 152 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,855 in the bathroom. 153 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,765 I'm the king of the castle. 154 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:39,017 Home sweet home. 155 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,119 My own executive bathroom. 156 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,059 Dude. Ow. Truce? 157 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,562 Sorry, man. Truce. 158 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,198 Wow. 159 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,767 You guys have really matured this summer. 160 00:08:57,069 --> 00:09:01,072 Rachel and Rebecca Rabinowitz. Half Asian, half Jewish. 161 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,675 They were identical, but somehow everyone agreed, 162 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,043 Rachel was the hot one. 163 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,545 Oh! Rachel. 164 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,213 Rebecca. 165 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,615 - How are you guys? - Good. 166 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,951 So, hey. Are you guys going to the staff party on Saturday? 167 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,152 Ooh. Staff party. 168 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,954 Uh, Danny's not, 169 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,256 'cause he's going to Orlando to get his vagina enlarged, 170 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,091 but I will be there. 171 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,160 Oh! That's cute they invite the baby pool lifeguards. 172 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,962 Oh, it's cute that you exist. 173 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,897 Why can't there just be two of you, Rachel? 174 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,033 Why can't there be zero Franks? 175 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:32,203 I do everything here, okay? I'm not a baby pool lifeguard. 176 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,774 I'm a lifeguard who happens to be at the baby pool right now. 177 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,945 Well, it's been great hanging out with you guys. See you later. 178 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,047 Bye, Danny. Not bye, Frank. 179 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,849 Bye, Rachel. I love you. Please die in a fire, Rebecca. 180 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,986 Chuck, you in here? 181 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,287 Chuck. Chuck. 182 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,289 Yo. Chuck. 183 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,758 Not now, Victor. Go away, buddy. 184 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,860 Yeah. Okay, yeah. But you know, 185 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,830 there's a hornets' nest by the handball court. 186 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,833 This thing is insane, man. It's like a hornet Mexico City. 187 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,102 Talk to me about it in, like, 20 minutes. Not now! 188 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,772 Just... Victor, just take care of the nest. Get out of here. 189 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,908 God. Get your face out of here. 190 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,343 Chuck, all right, I'm on it, man. 191 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,612 Are you still there? Yeah, I'm on it. Okay. 192 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,046 Thank you for the opportunity. 193 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,919 Am I the only one that's normal around here? 194 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,222 Look at that horse. 195 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,792 That one's brown as hell. 196 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,161 Oh, Danny. 197 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,365 Why can't you just man up for once in your life, okay? 198 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:34,933 This is the last weekend of summer. 199 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,134 I am being a man. 200 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:40,038 The only reason why I'm going is because it means a lot to my parents. 201 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,407 Okay, well, the staff party is this Saturday. 202 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,910 And you know what? Danny, it means a lot to me. 203 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,947 I have been laying track with Rachel all summer. 204 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,883 And she's finally into me, and I think I'm gonna S the D. 205 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,085 Suck the dick? 206 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,088 What? No. Seal the deal. 207 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,857 Why don't you just say that? Because it's a shorter way... 208 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,026 It doesn't matter. Okay? 209 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,261 The staff party is the culmination of the entire summer. 210 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,963 It's basically summer prom. 211 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,132 And you know what happens at prom, Danny? 212 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,334 Girls S the D. 213 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,136 Seal the deal. Suck the dick. 214 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,671 Are you not listening? 215 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,673 It's like a milestone in their lives. 216 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,007 It's like the moon landing. 217 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,877 But instead of a pole going into the ground, 218 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,679 it's our dicks going into them. 219 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,415 Ow! 220 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,949 God, man. Whoa! 221 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,151 Harvard. 222 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:32,157 The party is officially on. 223 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,358 Whew! 224 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,193 Danny's favorite chicken. 225 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,961 Okay. 226 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:40,031 Not only do we have access to all four parks 227 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,069 plus Typhoon Lagoon, so bring your suit, 228 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,204 but... Drum roll, please. 229 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,077 We got Fastpasses. 230 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,012 Nice. 231 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,914 Remember when you used to stand up 232 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,782 and recite the entire Jungle Cruise? 233 00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:59,784 'Cause you had the whole ride memorized. 234 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:05,390 and you, you'd put your arm inside your shirt like the hippo bit it off. 235 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,192 Yeah. 236 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,495 I was terrified one time. 237 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,864 I'm really excited. It just kind of sucks 238 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,899 that I'm not gonna be here for my last weekend with Frank. 239 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,370 Mmm. 240 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,107 Well, you know, I mean, Frank... 241 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,209 You two are gonna keep in touch. Mmm-hmm. 242 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,211 You're gonna make new friends at Harvard. 243 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,280 You know. And who knows? Maybe you're gonna meet a couple of 244 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,015 cute ladies. Oh! 245 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,285 Maybe not her, but... 246 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,221 It's just that you and Frank... 247 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,956 Honey, you're just on different paths. You know? 248 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,290 And again, we love Frank. 249 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,193 Yeah, love him to death. 250 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,899 Hey. 251 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,936 Sorry that took so long. I got distracted on my phone. 252 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,072 I was playing a new game. 253 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,908 Oh, yeah? What's that, Frank? Oh! 254 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,978 It's like Whac-A-Mole, but with penises and glory holes. 255 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,980 And you just, like, whack the penis 256 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,816 back into the glory hole, so it doesn't... 257 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,050 Doesn't, you know... I understand. 258 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,254 How's the Disney planning going? 259 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,523 Oh, my God. Dude, do you remember that one time 260 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,491 where you did the entire Jungle Cruise 261 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,859 and everybody laughed at you 262 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,095 because you looked like a fucking moron? 263 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:20,365 All right, you, I'm gonna go shut that door and open a window. 264 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,002 Maybe knock down a wall. 265 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,037 I just hear the cat kind of screaming a little bit. 266 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,904 Guys, you gotta check this out. 267 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,306 Look at all these beautiful women that 268 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,342 Danny's gonna be going to college with. 269 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,045 Oh, what is that? Dog and Elephant Quarterly? 270 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,113 Why do you even have that? Because I found it. 271 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,050 Look at this girl. She's a butter everything. 272 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,986 She'd be hot "but her everything". 273 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,021 Hey, Frank, serious question. 274 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,591 Have you ever seen yourself, like, in a mirror? 275 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,492 Because actually, on a Frank scale, 276 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,461 that girl's, like, a hundred Franks. 277 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,497 And on the Mary Ellen scale, she's about half a Mary Ellen. 278 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,600 That's a compliment, what you've just said. 279 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,869 Mine actually was not a compliment to you. 280 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,337 What's the brochure like for your parents' basement? 281 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,005 This isn't about me. 282 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,040 This is about Danny banging someone decent 283 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,376 before he goes off to Monsters University. 284 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,013 What I don't understand is, why you need a party to get laid. 285 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,083 Why don't you just go out and just bang something? 286 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,585 Yeah, you say that because you hook up with moms. 287 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,587 Moms don't need a party to have sex. 288 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,155 They need a glass of shitty wine. 289 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,024 Hey, Anthony. 290 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,126 Hi. 291 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,261 Happy noon. 292 00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,066 Oh, man. Ladies, I brought lunch. 293 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,271 Doctors say you don't get the benefits of wine until the third glass. 294 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,939 No way. 295 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,674 I know. She's great, isn't she? 296 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,409 No, no, not her. 297 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,178 Her. 298 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:22,186 I had been perfectly content to leave Staten Island forever. 299 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,625 But just when I thought I was out, it pulled me back in. 300 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,129 Krystal Manicucci. 301 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,968 She was the undisputed Queen of Staten Island. 302 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,143 And she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in my life. 303 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,251 Don't do that. You're giving me the heebie-jeebies. 304 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,020 When you stare like that, you look like a serial killer. 305 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,024 Bro, you got to forget about Krystal. All right? 306 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,126 Why? So you can get with her? 307 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:39,364 No, even I'm not that stupid. All right? Her dad's Leo Manicucci. 308 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,466 Like on the side of all those heating oil trucks? 309 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,201 So? 310 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,636 So, the dude's old school Mafia. 311 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,338 Okay. You guys know my buddy Tim? 312 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,240 Well, his friend Dave asked her 313 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,708 to the sophomore-junior semiformal. All right? 314 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,379 Well, he found out, went to the dude's house, 315 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,748 ripped out his mailbox and fucking beat him half to death with it 316 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,216 in front of his whole family. 317 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,518 Oh, my God. Are you serious? Yes. 318 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,420 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 319 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,689 Shut up. Then don't believe me. All right? 320 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,224 Oh, I won't. It's your fucking funeral. 321 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,575 Man, that thing is messed up. 322 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,312 There's probably, like, a thousand hornets in there. 323 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,649 Now go spray it. No way. You go. 324 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,451 All right, fine. But don't move. 325 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,797 Okay, that's not going to work. 326 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,066 I think we need to take this to the next level. 327 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,300 Yeah, damn right we do. 328 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,573 Yo. 329 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,808 Hairy Melon. 330 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,476 Wassup? Uh, question. 331 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,445 If I got to transport, like, 144 passengers 332 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,148 and I have, like, a 36-seat van, 333 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,217 how many trips is that gonna take? Probably, like 11. 334 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,220 I think it's more like four. 335 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,355 Yeah. No, no, like, those weren't the numbers, 336 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,826 I was using a couple of different groups of numbers. So... 337 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,794 If you want, I could help you study. 338 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,197 Like, I used to do SAT prep. 339 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,099 Yeah, okay. Well, SATs are for pussies. 340 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,836 I got my own system. It's gonna be fine. And I do not need your help. 341 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,238 So don't you worry your pretty little head. 342 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,308 Yo. Bullshit. 343 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,177 There's no color called indigo. 344 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:36,547 Yeah, there is. It's in the rainbow. You know, Roy G. Biv? 345 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,150 A guy named Roy G. Biv invented the rainbow? 346 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,751 How do you invent the rainbow? 347 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,520 I think it's like, if you're really gay 348 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,322 and it rains... 349 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:50,495 Coming from the sky. 350 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,197 It's wine-ado. 351 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,665 Anthony. Hi, Ms. Greeley. 352 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,567 Hi, Anthony. 353 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,238 I was wondering if you could assist me. 354 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,241 It would be my pleasure. Let me see that. 355 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,510 Ms. Greeley, I am worried 356 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,212 maybe you've had, like, a little too much to drink forever. 357 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,847 We're breaking a lot of rules. 358 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,217 We have lifeguards drinking. There's glass by the pool. 359 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,353 Oh, my God. What are you, the wine police? 360 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,455 Yeah. What are you going to do, arrest me? 361 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,756 Boo! Aah! 362 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,724 Anthony. 363 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,627 Would you say you have a big dick? 364 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,229 Hmm? 365 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,564 Wow. 366 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,506 Well, well, well. 367 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,209 My old buddy, Skootch. What's up, pal? 368 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,379 Working on the CPR dummy? 369 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,648 It's not perfect form and the stomach's on fire, but 370 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,650 just watch out for that. 371 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,653 So, you got any big plans this weekend? 372 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,423 No? 373 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,392 That's funny, because last weekend of summer, 374 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,660 I remember when we were lifeguards, 375 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,728 before I was promoted to manager over you, 376 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,332 we used to always have a staff party. 377 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,667 I was, of course, never invited, 378 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,369 but also chose independently not to go. 379 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,472 So, no party this year, though? 380 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,608 I hope not. 381 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:15,813 If you are having a party and I catch you, 382 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,217 I will finally have the excuse I need to fire your fat ass. 383 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,385 And I'll be locking up from now on. 384 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,457 See these guys? These are Chuck's now. 385 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,596 I find out you're having a party... 386 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,306 Danny, you're scaring the children. 387 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,608 She's perfect. 388 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,877 Oh, my God. She was saying the same thing about you, 389 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,513 in your dreams, when you were jerking off to her. 390 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:59,750 Remember? You made a little mess on your tum-tum? 391 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,520 I should explain. Krystal and I had a history. 392 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,758 She used to babysit me when I was in third grade. 393 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,427 You were amazing tonight, Danny. 394 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,396 So well-behaved. 395 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,469 After she left, I did what any third grader would do. 396 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,579 I pretended my stuffed lion was Krystal Manicucci. 397 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,417 And I stroked its cheek. 398 00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:36,754 And I kissed it oh so tenderly. 399 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,926 Over the years, our relationship matured. 400 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,695 More grape juice? 401 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,435 I'm really starting to feel it. 402 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,507 And eventually things intensified. 403 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,586 It was true love. 404 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:42,820 Look at them. 405 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,957 They're like tiny, sexy Jeremy Lins, 406 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,160 bouncing that ass like a basketball. 407 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,962 Right, let's do this. I get Rachel and you get Rebecca. 408 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,130 Why do I get Rebecca? 409 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,632 Who cares? They're twins. 410 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:55,633 All right, you take Rebecca. 411 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,034 Rebecca's disgusting. 412 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,537 Hey, Rachel. 413 00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:01,505 Gremlin. 414 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:03,541 We were just admiring your dope-ass skills. 415 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,075 Maybe we could play some doubles. 416 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:07,178 "Doubles?" Have you ever played basketball, Frank? 417 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,980 Yeah, I've played basketball, Rebecca. Okay? 418 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:14,685 and Rebecca will pair up with that overflowing trash can. 419 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,053 It's a little more your speed. 420 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,988 Well, I would take the trash can over you, 421 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,790 based on look and smell. Great. 422 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,194 Oh, what you got? 423 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:25,863 Oh, fuck. It's an actual biker. 424 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,799 That guys looks like he has a tattoo of Satan on his 12-inch dick. 425 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,734 I catch her with that asshole, I'll kill them both. 426 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,042 What the fuck? 427 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,144 Holy shit! 428 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,579 Son of a bitch! 429 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,113 Danny. Run, run, run. 430 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,116 Hey, kid! Did you just hit me with that basketball? 431 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,885 I swear, it was an accident. I promise. 432 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,087 Accident, my ass! The basket's over there! 433 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,655 I'm sorry. You're sorry? 434 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,890 What's your name? Danny Campbell. 435 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,825 53 Highland Lane. 436 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,595 In the future, you be a little more careful. All right? 437 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,929 And your fat little friend's a rat. 438 00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:09,874 You know, a rat is actually one of the smartest creatures on earth. 439 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,876 So I'm pretty sure he was paying me a compliment. 440 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,978 Yeah? And what about when he called you fat? 441 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,746 Uh, I'm pretty sure he called me "flat", 442 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,014 as in flat-chested, which I am. 443 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:17,915 Hey, Danny. 444 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,519 Oh, shit. 445 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,655 You are Danny Campbell, right? 446 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,725 Dr. Campbell's son? 447 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:28,926 I'm Krystal. 448 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,095 Manicucci. 449 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,831 I used to babysit you. 450 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,866 Oh, yeah. 451 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,035 Yeah, right. Sorry. Of course. Krystal. 452 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,937 Yeah, I think I remember you. 453 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,573 I've had a lot of babysitters, but yeah. 454 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,808 I'm Frank Gomes. I'm, uh... 455 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,146 Fresh pepper? 456 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,549 Fresh pepper? 457 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,885 You two enjoy... Have a good... 458 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,688 Enjoy the meal that you have. 459 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,559 Uh... Yeah, I don't really know him. 460 00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,095 So, were you leaving right now? 461 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,598 I could be. 462 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,967 Or I could stay. 463 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,637 I don't really... I'm flexible, I guess. 464 00:26:14,706 --> 00:26:16,774 Well, if you were leaving right now, 465 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:19,610 I was going to ask if I could get a ride home. 466 00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,880 My dad was supposed to take me, 467 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,782 but he had to take care of something. 468 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:27,251 Oh. Yeah. For sure. 469 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:30,054 I totally could give you a ride home. 470 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,722 Um, definitely. 471 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:33,857 Okay. 472 00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:55,145 So, you're going to Harvard. 473 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,781 Yep, going up to Boston. 474 00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:04,355 Killer wheels, by the way. 475 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:06,890 Yeah, it goes zero to 60 in never. 476 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:17,968 This is you? 477 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,103 Yeah, this is me. 478 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:20,704 Hold on. 479 00:27:27,245 --> 00:27:28,979 Wow, you have a really great house. 480 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,216 Are you kidding me? 481 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:35,019 It's horrible. 482 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,721 My mom decided she was going to start redecorating. 483 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,957 Everything is marble. 484 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,259 Oh, yeah. And there's a painting of Frank Sinatra on the cross 485 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,861 like he's Jesus. 486 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:45,963 That's a really complicated image. 487 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,834 Yeah, well, I'm saving up so I can move out. 488 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,970 And my dad is like, a legit psychopath. 489 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,039 Really? Yeah. 490 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,242 Well, thank you. For the ride. 491 00:27:58,376 --> 00:27:59,943 Yeah. 492 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:02,146 It was slightly faster than walking. 493 00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:06,250 That's the name of my rickshaw company. 494 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,918 "Slightly Faster Than Walking." 495 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:12,756 Oh, hey, maybe I'll see you at the pool this weekend. 496 00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,692 You know, if you're around. 497 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,094 Uh, yeah. Totally. I'll be there. 498 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,164 Not going anywhere. 499 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,446 And that's why it's called "The No Spin Zone". 500 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,181 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 501 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,949 He doesn't put up with it. Mmm-mmm. 502 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,186 So, are you all packed? 503 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,288 Like, the car's getting full. 504 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,724 Hey, you know who I actually saw earlier today? 505 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,025 Krystal Manicucci. 506 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,927 Remember, she used to babysit me? 507 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:52,763 Oh, God. How could we forget? That girl was crazy. 508 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,932 Thirteen years old and she already had a tattoo. 509 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,134 How do you decide on a tattoo when you're 13? 510 00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,337 I mean, if I got a tattoo when I was 13, it would be 511 00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:04,274 a tramp stamp of Popeye right next to a Chinese symbol 512 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,977 for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. 513 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:10,481 Remember the time she arrived with some guy... 514 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,917 He's older, and he was stoned on heroin. 515 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,452 Or smack. Was it smack? 516 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,121 That's the street name for it, yeah. 517 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,923 And they both came riding up on a motorcycle. 518 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,060 What's so bad about a motorcycle? 519 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,930 You want to ride a motorcycle? 520 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:30,134 Do you know how many of my patients have broken bones 521 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,802 from motorcycle accidents? 522 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,037 How many of them are in wheelchairs right now? 523 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,273 I don't know. How many? 524 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:38,142 Several. 525 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,445 Very many. Mmm-hmm. 526 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:44,081 Well, if Krystal was so crazy, why'd you let her babysit me? 527 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,484 Because her father's a psychopath. 528 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,019 You know that they're 529 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:53,090 We were afraid if we didn't hire his daughter, 530 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,525 we were gonna wind up buried in a landfill 531 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:56,260 next to Dustin Hoffman. 532 00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,361 Well, Jimmy Hoffa. 533 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,330 Well, then who's the baseball player? 534 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:02,933 I don't think 535 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:05,335 anyone. 536 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:08,272 Anyways, um, 537 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,942 Krystal actually invited me to a party this weekend. 538 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:14,211 In Orlando? 539 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,014 Because you're in Disney with us this weekend, right? 540 00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:20,050 Look, I'm not saying I'm going. 541 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:21,885 I'm just saying I was invited. 542 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:26,824 Well... 543 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,963 Maybe you can ride there on a motorcycle. 544 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,985 Hey, maybe I'll see you at the pool this weekend. 545 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,591 Yes! Bump! Yes! 546 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,393 Danny, I'm so happy you are staying. 547 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:07,531 This is going to be the best last weekend ever. 548 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,234 No one can touch us. We're never gonna die. 549 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,568 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on, 550 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,936 for, like, two seconds here. 551 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,104 Danny. 552 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,607 Krystal Manicucci brought you back 553 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:19,543 to her house and you didn't bang that? 554 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,612 This is the shit I'm talking about. 555 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,881 Fucking Irish guys, man. 556 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,983 Okay. Can we focus on the party? 557 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,352 Or, like, anything that will keep you from talking? 558 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:29,887 Anything. Truly. 559 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,955 Okay, counterpoint. Chuck said that 560 00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,390 he would fire us if we threw a party. 561 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,326 Also, Chuck took my keys. 562 00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:39,263 Also, one of his balls popped out of his Speedo, 563 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,465 and he tried to tuck it back in like nothing happened. 564 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,433 - Bullshit. - Not bullshit. 565 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,569 I saw the freaking thing. It looked like a peach pit. 566 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,471 I'm not doubting that, Skootch. 567 00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,641 Bullshit about getting fired. We are having a party. 568 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:52,376 Oh, got it. 569 00:31:52,378 --> 00:31:54,111 I'm in. Yeah, I'm totally in. 570 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,346 Okay, well, yeah, I'm obviously in, too. So... 571 00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:58,081 Mary Ellen? 572 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:03,253 Could one of the lifeguards report to the pool deck, 573 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,489 where you're paid to be lifeguards? 574 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,126 TTYO, guys. Thanks a lot. Hope the summer's kicking butt. 575 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:11,929 Well, you heard the man. 576 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,233 Let's get to work. Yeah. 577 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,102 Whoo! 578 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,204 Oh, God! 579 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,375 All right. Now, the first thing that we need is alcohol. 580 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,045 Lots of it. 581 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:31,048 I would buy it, but I make, like, $300 a year. 582 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,550 And I spend, like, $400 on weed, so... 583 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,685 I got this. All right? 584 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,386 Everybody just owe me 50 bucks. 585 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,221 I'll pick up everything we need. 586 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,057 No, I'm not giving you 50 bucks. 587 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,558 Where are you getting alcohol? 588 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,628 Relax. I can get us a deal. I know a guy. 589 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,631 You know a guy? Who are you, fucking Pablo Escobar? 590 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,333 No run... Or do. I don't care. 591 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,734 People are gonna be hungry, too, 592 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,302 so we should definitely get snacks. 593 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,372 Snacks, huh? Hey, Frank, how's that diet going, huh? 594 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:58,408 Diet's going great. I ate kale out of your mom's pussy last night. 595 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,143 Guys, we're a team. Right? 596 00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,245 Frank and I will handle the snacks and mixers. 597 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:03,747 Go. Yeah, right, whatever. Just make sure 598 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,449 you get a little prosciut' and some mozzarel'. 599 00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:08,452 Wait. A little what? 600 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,589 I'm so sorry, did you mean prosciutto and mozzarella? 601 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,725 I say it the authentic Italian way, okay? 602 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:18,061 Oh, okay. So when you go to a Mexican restaurant, do you ask for 603 00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:20,597 "Give me a burrit' and a little guacamol'." 604 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,132 No, you don't do that. You're an idiot. 605 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,601 You have no respect for my culture. 606 00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,104 More importantly, how are we supposed to get in without a key? 607 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,539 I'll tell you how. 608 00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:35,479 What? We're not sharing a secret. Go. 609 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:39,182 Because Chuck wears a Speedo, he always leaves his keys in the office. 610 00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:41,518 But 611 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:46,356 he doesn't get out of the office for more than 20 minutes. 612 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,393 Which is how long it takes to make a full sweep of the premises. 613 00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:52,496 Except for one time. 614 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:56,366 Every day, at exactly 3:25 p.m... 615 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,771 Toilet, I apologize in advance. 616 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:04,374 ...when Chuck moves his perfectly regulated bowels. 617 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:09,246 When Chuck goes to the bathroom, 618 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:11,148 Chuck stays in the bathroom. 619 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,117 And we make a copy of the key. 620 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:19,689 Wow. 621 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,324 That thing is awesome. 622 00:34:21,326 --> 00:34:22,526 Home Depot. 623 00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:25,562 Let's take this honey for a test drive. 624 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,202 What's that, hornets? Huh? 625 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:33,804 What did you say? 626 00:34:33,806 --> 00:34:35,272 Oh... 627 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,207 Yeah. You know what that means? 628 00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,577 Wrong answer, bitch. Die! Die! 629 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:42,212 Die! 630 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:44,514 Die, all of you! 631 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:48,418 I think the flame should be bigger. 632 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,387 Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. 633 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,593 Oh, and you should get some condoms, too. 634 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,128 You should get condoms. 635 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,130 I already have condoms. I always have condoms. 636 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,399 Why? You've never had sex. 637 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,668 Having 12% of your dick inside Megan O'Reilly 638 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,103 is suddenly not having sex? 639 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,171 I've had sex. 640 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,573 Just get condoms. What, are you embarrassed? 641 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,843 Okay, one box of the blue condoms. 642 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:14,578 One box? That's all you're getting? 643 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,146 Yeah, one box. Why? 644 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:19,216 Stuff happens, man. They rip, they break. 645 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,817 Sometimes you lose your boner. 646 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,521 and the friction makes it hot and you have to tear 'em off. 647 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,456 Just get three boxes. 648 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,390 Okay, three boxes. 649 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,160 You're only getting the blue ones? 650 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,695 Yes. Why? You get Magnums? 651 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,197 No, but she thinks I use them. 652 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,199 What the fuck are you talking about? 653 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,802 Okay. I buy Magnums and I buy regular ones. 654 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,670 I open up the Magnum package, 655 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,507 take out the condom, put in a regular size condom 656 00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,375 and reseal it. 657 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:46,676 Are you psychotic? 658 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:50,313 No. I'm a genius, Danny. 659 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:54,718 I have a very average dick. I'm rolling six deep, maybe. It's not big. 660 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,653 But the second that girl sees a golden ticket, 661 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,456 she's gonna be like, "Whoa, this guy has a baseball bat." 662 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,191 And it doesn't even matter, 663 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,325 because everything feels the same in the dark. 664 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,760 So three boxes of Magnums, please. 665 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,395 No, I don't want those. 666 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,707 Oh, please, don't let me interrupt. 667 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,317 You guys have fun tonight. 668 00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,787 Cool. You're such an asshole. 669 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,322 Can we also get this? 670 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,259 That's the thing. Leo Manicucci isn't some, like, 671 00:36:36,261 --> 00:36:38,395 crazy, messed-up mass murderer. 672 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,797 It will be in and out, execution style. 673 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,400 Probably in front of your family, which is fucked up, 674 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,602 but, you know, he has to do it, he has to send a message. 675 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,271 Don't sleep with his daughter, or talk to her, 676 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,574 or ever, you know, have anything to do with her. 677 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:52,676 And to be honest, not a lot of people 678 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:55,946 get to meet the person who eventually kills them. 679 00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:59,449 That's a unique experience, Danny. You should take that to heart. 680 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:01,251 You look like an idiot right now. 681 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,986 No, I don't. I look like a genius, 682 00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:06,356 because we're going to have watermelon vodka. 683 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,658 And that's a thing that only rich people have. 684 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,594 You cut a hole in the top of the watermelon, 685 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,362 you put vodka in it, and then you have... 686 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,496 Shit. 687 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:17,334 You dropped your watermelon. 688 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,602 Yep, we'll leave it. We don't need it. 689 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,570 For the homies. 690 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:32,449 Well, hello, gorgeous. 691 00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,351 Oh, shit. 692 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,719 "Oh, shit" is right. 693 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,789 A beautiful woman on a beautiful day. 694 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,492 Hey, look out up there. 695 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,594 You almost hit me with this angel, you idiot. 696 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,463 Mmm. 697 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,366 I'll fucking kill you. 698 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,602 Got any weekend plans? 699 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:56,539 You know what? I just don't date 700 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,808 you. 701 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,478 Well, if and when you do change your mind, 702 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,347 I know this topless-optional Ethiopian joint. 703 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:06,750 Let me know. 704 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,519 In the meantime, I'll be at the snack bar, as per ushe. 705 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,521 Come on by, say hi. 706 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:13,723 Very good. 707 00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:15,625 Go around. 708 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,294 And keep going. 709 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,458 Do it. 710 00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:03,740 Well, well, well. 711 00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:08,111 What is new in the world of horses? 712 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:11,815 Catch me up. I did not know that about horses. Okay. 713 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,484 Hey! What the... 714 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:16,353 What are you doing? No! 715 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,355 Get back here. 716 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,989 Damn it. 717 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,624 Loser. 718 00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:24,094 Ooh. Somebody help me. I'm a naked man. 719 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:26,496 I mean, "Somebody help me." Only that part. 720 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:30,934 Hey, cover me. 721 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:31,935 I won't let you down. 722 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:39,909 Ha-ha. 723 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:48,918 We're clear. 724 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,994 Yo, Campbell. 725 00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,463 We got a special delivery. All right. I need your help. 726 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:02,599 Frank, I need you to cover me in the big pool. Is that cool? 727 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:04,000 The big pool? Yeah. 728 00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:05,869 Or I could just have Danny do it. 729 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,170 No, I'm good. 730 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:09,572 Got the big pool, up on top. Lockdown. 731 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,508 Good. My man, let's do it. Come on. 732 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,616 What is this? 733 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:22,018 It's my boy, Greg DiStefano, man. 734 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,019 Buying alcohol from a cop? 735 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:24,187 Hey, don't worry. 736 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:25,755 All right, all right, all right. 737 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,857 You're under arrest for being gay. 738 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,626 No, I'm fucking with you. That's legal now. 739 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,894 Wassup, you bitch? Wassup, man. 740 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:33,096 How you doing, man? Easy. Hey. Gun. Respect. 741 00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,497 Sorry. Fucking with you again. 742 00:40:34,499 --> 00:40:36,199 Who's this guy? 743 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:39,202 Uh, this is my buddy, Danny. He's totally cool. 744 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:40,670 He's my friend. 745 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,172 I feel like these guys are... 746 00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:43,573 Like the gay versions of us? 747 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,511 Fuck, man. So what's up? We got a party? 748 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,447 You want liquor, I know. I got to ask. 749 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:51,981 Everyone who's drinking, they 21? 750 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,550 Right? 751 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,486 Wink. I'm fucking with you. Always fucking with you. 752 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:57,887 Never forget it. All right, come on. 753 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,824 I got something else for you, if you're interested. 754 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:01,925 All right. 755 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,660 Got a couple of fireworks. 756 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,496 Holy shit! Welcome to China! 757 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,800 Fireworks. Get in there, whatever you want. 758 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,202 However, beforehand... 759 00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:13,770 Yeah? ...can we stop by? 760 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,672 You mind if we kind of roll up? 761 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,073 Stop by where? Yeah, it'll be fun to come. 762 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,241 To the party. To the party. 763 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,742 This is my boy Wankel, by the way. 764 00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,878 What's going on? Wankel, Officer. Oh, hey. 765 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,813 No, I don't fucking hug. I'm sorry. 766 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,550 Uh, I don't know if you guys want to come to this party. 767 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:29,886 We'll come. It's a party, right? With girls and shit? 768 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,522 There's girls, yeah. We would be very interested in coming. 769 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,691 Um, then, yeah. A firm yes. 770 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,694 That's what I'm talking about. See you Saturday. All right? 771 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,063 Now unload the trunk. Let's go. Hurry up. 772 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,065 The city's paying for this. Come on. 773 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,800 All right, let's get the booze first. 774 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,702 These guys can't even pick up the keg. 775 00:41:45,704 --> 00:41:47,637 What are they, fucking firemen, bro? 776 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:50,673 Hey, leave the syrah. The syrah stays. Don't fucking take the syrah. 777 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,941 We didn't say you could take the syrah. 778 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:52,976 Fucking genius over here. 779 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,110 God forbid. 780 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,019 You're okay. It's just a bigger baby pool 781 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,754 with bigger babies. 782 00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:07,056 Oh, shit. 783 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,560 Just keep it together, Frank. 784 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:12,829 With great power comes... Hey, Frank. 785 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:14,664 Hey. You're on big pool now, I see. 786 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:19,869 You know, I've actually been on the big pool for a while. 787 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,171 You haven't seen me? That's crazy. 788 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:24,107 My nickname's "Big Pool". 789 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,743 Yeah. Um, hey. So, can I ask you a question? 790 00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:30,813 Do you know where we could get some pot for Saturday? 791 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:33,616 Pot. I got pot. I can get you pot. Yeah. 792 00:42:33,618 --> 00:42:35,585 So you have someone? Yeah. 793 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:37,854 I totally have someone and you're gonna get your pot. 794 00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:39,589 Awesome. Thank you so much, Frank. 795 00:42:39,591 --> 00:42:40,924 Ah, you're so welcome. 796 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,962 Thank you for that sweet, sweet ass. 797 00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:48,698 Damn. 798 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,968 Where the fuck am I gonna find pot? 799 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,714 Psst. 800 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,716 Mr. Stewart? 801 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:10,587 Psst. I'm naked. 802 00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:12,221 Help me out, man. I'm trapped. 803 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,356 Come on, man, I'm naked in here. 804 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,625 Help me out. Give me your pants. 805 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,660 Come on, my man. My man. 806 00:43:17,662 --> 00:43:20,129 Come on. I demand my dignity. 807 00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:22,265 I'm a human being. 808 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,000 God... God damn it. 809 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:34,010 Whoo-hoo! That was fun. 810 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:40,750 Yeah, Skootch. 811 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,628 Hello? 812 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,379 The turd is off the toilet. 813 00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:11,147 I repeat, the turd is off the toilet. 814 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,217 We'll need more time. 815 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,151 Got it. 816 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:26,029 No, no, no, no. Wait. No, no. God. 817 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,997 It's dissolving. No. 818 00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,101 God. 819 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:34,070 Yes. Yes. Yes. 820 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:36,005 Man, I love this car. 821 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:39,142 I got it for the bench seats. Perfect for blowjobs. Just... 822 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,850 Are you done? Blowjibby. Blowjibby. 823 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:49,152 I'm sorry. We got to go. Yeah. 824 00:44:59,063 --> 00:45:00,897 Hello there, beautiful. 825 00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,765 Get the hell out of here. 826 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:04,801 Come on. I just want some free chicken fingers. 827 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,035 Why you got to be so cheap, Dolores? 828 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,170 Cheap? I'm cheap? 829 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:10,239 I'll give you something for free. 830 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:14,477 Screw you and screw all your jerkoff lifeguard friends. 831 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:17,980 I'd rather take all my food and put it in the trash and burn it, 832 00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:20,183 rather than give it to you pricks. Okay? 833 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:21,484 All right. You know what, that's fine. 834 00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:23,753 That's fine. Because you just lost 835 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:26,322 this stud's business. Congratulations. 836 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:29,926 Business implies you have money, you delusional piece of shit. 837 00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:32,095 Fuck. 838 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,270 Hmm. 839 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:44,107 Damn. 840 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,878 Bounce it. 841 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:51,781 Bounce it. Bounce it. 842 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,020 Bounce that butt. 843 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,860 Oh, my God. 844 00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:06,329 Hey, hey, hey. He's drowning. The kid is drowning. 845 00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:09,499 Oh. Okay. Oh, shit. 846 00:46:09,501 --> 00:46:10,900 He's out there. 847 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:14,337 Okay. I'm coming. Okay, okay, I got this. 848 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,505 Go in! Okay. 849 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,308 Get in there! Who cares about the whistle? 850 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:21,244 Go. Go to him. 851 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,280 Save in progress! 852 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,481 Oh, he's gonna die. 853 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:26,983 Frank. 854 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:29,285 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 855 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:32,522 - Come here, buddy. - He's gonna die. 856 00:46:32,524 --> 00:46:34,957 That precious child, get him. 857 00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,126 Oh, God. 858 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,461 Save! 859 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,296 Save in progress! 860 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:41,931 Come here, baby. 861 00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:44,233 That's a save! It's a save! 862 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:46,569 Save in progress! 863 00:46:46,571 --> 00:46:51,307 My sweet choking boy. Come on. 864 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:55,978 Oh, God, you're gorgeous. Get out of the water. You're so beautiful. 865 00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:00,049 Your lungs work? You're all right? 866 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,318 Oh, my God. 867 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,087 Oh, my God. That's a kid boner. 868 00:47:05,089 --> 00:47:06,889 No, no, no. It's not a kid boner. 869 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:09,559 I know a kid boner when I see a kid boner, you freak. 870 00:47:09,561 --> 00:47:11,027 Creep. 871 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,862 What is going on here? 872 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:14,363 What the hell is going on here? 873 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,299 He's got a boner. A what? 874 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,335 I have a boner, that's true. But it's about Rachel. 875 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,270 Frank, that's disgusting. 876 00:47:21,572 --> 00:47:23,039 And you! 877 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,308 I'm the manager. Put some clothes on. 878 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,577 What's wrong with you, perv? 879 00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:31,047 Frank, I literally left you alone in the big pool for 10 minutes. 880 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:32,882 How'd you fuck that up? 881 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,153 Rachel saw the whole thing. It's over. 882 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:39,455 No, come on, man. It's not over. 883 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:41,057 Hey, you know what? 884 00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:43,960 There's always someone else out there, you know. 885 00:47:43,962 --> 00:47:45,328 Like, what about this guy? 886 00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:47,296 Fuck off. 887 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:50,233 Relax, man. You didn't blow it with Rachel. Okay? 888 00:47:50,235 --> 00:47:53,135 You just have to do something to impress her. Just win her back. 889 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,871 She asked me to buy her weed. 890 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:59,575 Just find an ice cream truck. I mean, all those guys sell weed. 891 00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:01,377 Literally, they all sell weed. Yeah, they all sell weed. 892 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,279 You think they make enough money to live 893 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:06,082 off of Choco Tacos and Ninja Turtle pops? 894 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:08,317 All right, guys. Regardless of Frank 895 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:11,420 ruining a kid's life, I got the keys. 896 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,356 Yeah, and Danny, we got them booze. 897 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,324 Yeah, and everyone I know, 898 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:18,027 man, woman, child, homeless man in ski goggles, 899 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,395 they're all coming to the party. 900 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:32,975 Now, we can do this the easy way 901 00:48:32,977 --> 00:48:35,544 or we can do this the hard way. 902 00:48:35,546 --> 00:48:39,081 I saw a little hand reach under my stall. It was a child's hand. 903 00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:41,284 I don't think it was his. 904 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,391 Who do we got here? Which one of you is Brian Barr? 905 00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,327 Hi, Brian Barr. 906 00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:53,095 Huh? Oh! 907 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:56,532 Okay, let me follow the little fingy 908 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,167 straight to Wendell. 909 00:48:58,169 --> 00:48:59,936 What the hell, you rat. 910 00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:02,271 Why, you son of a Wendell's mother. 911 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,472 Why'd you do it, huh? 912 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,341 I'm not telling. 913 00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,143 He was just trying to help the lifeguards. 914 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,644 They're having a party on Saturday. 915 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,947 You guys are the worst. 916 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,415 Party on Saturday, huh? 917 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:15,017 Interesting. 918 00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,957 Operator, get me the President. 919 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,560 Of the Department of Health. 920 00:49:25,228 --> 00:49:27,163 For Staten Island. 921 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,399 The Departamente 922 00:49:31,435 --> 00:49:33,235 de Health 923 00:49:35,005 --> 00:49:37,106 Isle de Staten. 924 00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:27,123 Can I help you? Oh, my God. 925 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,457 Get. 926 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:40,503 Where is he? 927 00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:41,470 Where? 928 00:50:42,072 --> 00:50:43,606 Danny Campbell. 929 00:50:49,346 --> 00:50:50,646 Mrs. Manicucci. 930 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:53,049 Please. Bianca. 931 00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,384 Ah. 932 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,154 Look at you. My God. 933 00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:01,190 You kids are growing up so fast today. 934 00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:04,727 You have to stay for dinner. 935 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:05,828 Oh, I would, but... 936 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,196 You're staying. 937 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,647 You're a smart man, Chuck. 938 00:51:42,699 --> 00:51:45,101 Chuck, one. Lifeguards, lose. 939 00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,340 That was 940 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,176 awkward. 941 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,547 So, 942 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,718 what was so important that you came to my house? 943 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,854 Oh, uh... 944 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:07,590 Well, there was just this... 945 00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:09,191 There's this staff party that we're having. 946 00:52:09,193 --> 00:52:10,726 It's gonna be this big, huge party and 947 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:15,364 I thought that, since I'm leaving, maybe 948 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:19,268 it would be fun if you wanted to, I don't know, go to the party. 949 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,537 Uh... 950 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,540 Danny, that's really sweet. 951 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:27,176 And please don't take this the wrong way, 952 00:52:27,178 --> 00:52:29,445 because it has nothing to do with you. It's just... 953 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:34,250 I just still see you as that kid that I used to babysit. 954 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,920 Oh! Yeah. No, I... 955 00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:40,756 Look, I know. I totally get that. I was just... 956 00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:43,559 It was just a random thought. Honestly, I was biking past anyways. 957 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:45,294 Yeah. 958 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,463 Oh, hey. I'm sorry about my dad, by the way. 959 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:50,332 He's just a little intense sometimes. 960 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:53,202 I'm sure he's harmless. 961 00:52:55,605 --> 00:52:56,705 Good night. 962 00:52:56,873 --> 00:52:58,207 Yeah. 963 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,478 Have fun at the party. 964 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,512 Yeah, I will. 965 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,254 So I'm harmless to you? Get out of here. 966 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,789 I don't want you hanging out with my daughter. 967 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:14,957 I'm not, I promise. 968 00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:19,328 I was just inviting her to a party. But she doesn't want to go. 969 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:21,931 A party? What kind of a party? A sex party? 970 00:53:21,933 --> 00:53:24,366 No. No, no, no, I don't do sex parties. 971 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,801 You lying piece of shit. 972 00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:29,338 I saw you in the deli today, buying condoms. Six boxes. 973 00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:31,273 I'm not trying to have sex with anyone. All right? 974 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:32,975 I've never even had sex. I've had, like, 975 00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,578 three handjobs, two to completion. 976 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,581 I will never hang out with your daughter again, I swear on my life. 977 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,483 If I ever catch you with my daughter again, 978 00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:44,320 they're gonna find little pieces of Danny Campbell 979 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:46,622 sprinkled up and down the Verrazano Bridge. 980 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:48,457 You got that? 981 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:50,492 Now get the fuck off my property. 982 00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:51,527 Now. 983 00:53:52,796 --> 00:53:54,263 Piece of shit. 984 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:02,238 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 985 00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:05,507 Frank called, looking for you. 986 00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:08,944 Said you were stopping by Krystal Manicucci's house. 987 00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:10,512 Mom, who is this? Hmm. 988 00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:12,781 This? This is just a patient of mine 989 00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,984 who used to be able to walk. 990 00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:18,654 Until he got a motorcycle and he wiped out on the freeway. 991 00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,723 What's up, guy? How's it going? 992 00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:22,658 Griffith. 993 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:24,793 Oh, yeah, but... 994 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,696 Yeah. Yeah, listen to your mom. Motorcycles are... 995 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:29,265 They're fucked up. Okay? 996 00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:32,268 I mean, you know, messed up. 997 00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:34,403 Right? They're bad news, hombre. 998 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:36,538 Huh? Okay? It's like, talk to the chair 999 00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:37,873 'cause the legs ain't listening. 1000 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,508 Right? 1001 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,844 Mom, I've never ridden a motorcycle in my life. 1002 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,680 I don't think I've actually seen one in person. But you know what? 1003 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:46,482 If I want to ride a motorcycle, I will. 1004 00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:48,450 Okay. It's a perfectly viable life skill. 1005 00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:51,020 No, it is not, Danny. It is a death skill, that's what it is. 1006 00:54:51,022 --> 00:54:52,421 A death skill. 1007 00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:54,023 A motorcycle? 1008 00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:57,593 Is she the one that's turning you on to these motorcycles? 1009 00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:59,361 That girl is a bad influence. 1010 00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:00,729 You don't even fucking know her. 1011 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:02,598 Whoa! Language, guy. 1012 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,534 You can't ground me anymore, Mom. I'm an adult. 1013 00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,369 And like any normal adult, 1014 00:55:07,371 --> 00:55:09,371 I'm not going to Disney World. You know why? 1015 00:55:09,373 --> 00:55:11,707 Because normal adults go places that are interesting. 1016 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,575 Like England. Or France. 1017 00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:18,580 Well, for your information, we're going to England. 1018 00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:20,716 And France. 1019 00:55:22,452 --> 00:55:24,620 It's called EPCOT effing Center. 1020 00:55:27,524 --> 00:55:28,724 Jesus. 1021 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,929 That's what happened when they rode motorcycles. 1022 00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:36,999 You got any hot sauce? 1023 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,667 No, we don't, Griffith. 1024 00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,439 All right. This ought to kick it up a notch. 1025 00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:45,374 Where did you get this? 1026 00:55:45,376 --> 00:55:47,876 My cousin works for Delta. He gets free jet fuel. 1027 00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,080 Hey, Victor. How you doing? 1028 00:55:51,082 --> 00:55:52,581 Unstoppable. 1029 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,950 Word. 1030 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,820 Hey. I wanted to let you know we're having a staff party this Saturday, 1031 00:55:57,822 --> 00:55:59,355 if you want to come by. 1032 00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:01,690 Oh, really? You're inviting me? 1033 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,759 Like, you consider me part of the staff? 1034 00:56:03,761 --> 00:56:06,662 Yeah. Of course, man, always. 1035 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,464 You want me to make anything for the party? 1036 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:12,101 I'll do an ice sculpture. You know, like an angel. 1037 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:13,802 Nah, I think we're good, man. But thank you. 1038 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,471 Yeah, I wanna make you an ice sculpture. 1039 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,841 Oh, no, you don't have to, man. I think we'll be okay. 1040 00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:20,676 We're gonna have, like, booze and weed and stuff. 1041 00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:25,514 We don't need an ice sculpture. It's summer. It'll melt pretty fast. 1042 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:27,783 Huh? It's ice, so it'll melt. So we don't... 1043 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:28,951 So you want one? No. 1044 00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:30,652 Yeah. 1045 00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:34,423 Hey, did you see the giant new hornets' nest? 1046 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,025 Where? Yeah, over the shed. 1047 00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:38,660 - What? - Holy shit. 1048 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,129 Yeah. You might wanna take care of that, man. 1049 00:56:40,131 --> 00:56:42,931 Come on, little man, we got some work to do. 1050 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,099 Move out of the way, yeah. 1051 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,067 Watch it. Very flammable. 1052 00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,504 Can I come to the party, too? 1053 00:56:48,506 --> 00:56:49,938 We'll see. I only get a plus one. 1054 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:52,741 Yo. 1055 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:55,778 Will Hunting, this is disgusting. 1056 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,780 All right. Come on. Quit your dog shopping. 1057 00:56:57,782 --> 00:56:59,415 Chuck's at lunch. It's game time. All right? 1058 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:01,617 I'm out today. 1059 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:03,685 All right, man. You're gonna miss all the action. 1060 00:57:05,755 --> 00:57:09,825 I'm telling you, Osama Bin Laden had this dog. Right? 1061 00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:12,161 Best friend in the entire fucking world. 1062 00:57:12,163 --> 00:57:14,596 And our military was able to go in, 1063 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,533 kidnap the dog, bring it back to the US, 1064 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,768 teach the motherfucker how to speak English, 1065 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:24,006 and that's how they found out where Osama Bin Laden was hiding. 1066 00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,140 What, you don't believe me? 1067 00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:27,676 Okay, I can do this. 1068 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:30,712 This is easy. Frank Gomes, drug buyer. I can do this. 1069 00:57:31,714 --> 00:57:32,714 Hey. 1070 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:35,451 Can you guys get out of here? 1071 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:39,154 Sorry. Could you please leave? Thank you. 1072 00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,557 That looks good. Enjoy your juice. 1073 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,025 Hey, uh, 1074 00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,626 Konko. 1075 00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:46,495 That's a cool name, man. 1076 00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,464 Is that Eastern European? 1077 00:57:48,932 --> 00:57:50,032 So you sell, 1078 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,101 mmm, drugs? 1079 00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:54,803 Oh, because I'm black, I sell drugs. 1080 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,872 No. I did not say that. 1081 00:57:56,874 --> 00:57:58,740 I heard a rumor that all ice cream men, 1082 00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:00,676 regardless of race, sold drugs. 1083 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:03,912 Relax, dude. I'm just messing with you. All right? 1084 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,247 Okay. 1085 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:06,515 Yeah, I can get you some. 1086 00:58:06,517 --> 00:58:07,916 What you want? Crack? 1087 00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:09,218 Crack? No. Not crack. 1088 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:10,953 No, no, no, no. I just want some weed. 1089 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:12,254 You know, weed. 1090 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:14,490 Bitch, do I look like I sell crack? No. 1091 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:18,527 You have your own business. You're not dumb. You're a smart guy. 1092 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:20,162 You want green, right? Yeah. 1093 00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,664 All right, let's go, get in. 1094 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,967 Your truck? I only got five minutes on break, man. I... 1095 00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:26,902 We'll only be gone a minute. 1096 00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:29,171 Like an actual 60-second minute, or like, 1097 00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:31,840 you know, "Wassup, homie, haven't seen you in a minute" minute? 1098 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,775 Now get your simple ass in the truck, man. 1099 00:58:33,777 --> 00:58:36,979 I'll get in the truck. I'll get in the truck. 1100 00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:40,582 All right, give me your parents' money. Let's go, guys. 1101 00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:43,519 Whoa, Sofia, high roller. Where did you get this? 1102 00:58:43,521 --> 00:58:49,124 Bets are closed, guys. Two to one odds on Mikey Calcags. 1103 00:58:49,126 --> 00:58:50,926 You're a punk, Mikey. 1104 00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,794 Nobody likes you. 1105 00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:54,563 You got this, baby. You got this. 1106 00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:56,832 Hey, I'm looking for Chuck Casino. 1107 00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,867 Oh, not now, man. We got deck races going on. 1108 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,135 Hey, you want in? 1109 00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:01,904 Hey, and by the way, my kid is a lock. 1110 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:03,639 I sprinkled some Adderall on his chicken fingers. 1111 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:08,544 All right, remember the rules. You stay within the glass bottles. 1112 00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:11,146 First one to dive into the shallow end wins. 1113 00:59:11,148 --> 00:59:12,781 And remember, you guys, 1114 00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:15,217 no running. 1115 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:18,287 Come on, come on, come on, Mikey. Go! Run! 1116 00:59:18,289 --> 00:59:19,655 Go, Mikey! 1117 00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:21,223 Come on, Mikey! Go, Johnny, go! 1118 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,125 Come on, Mikey! Go! 1119 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:24,893 - That was Calcags. 1120 00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:31,166 Boo-yah. 1121 00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:35,837 Oh, thank God, man. Oh, my kid yesterday wiped out like a mo'fucker. 1122 00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:37,673 There was so much blood in the pool, 1123 00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:39,675 it looked like the Kool-Aid Man killed himself. 1124 00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:40,876 Like he caught his wife cheating. 1125 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,744 Like he came home and he was like, 1126 00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,079 "Oh, no." 1127 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,816 Just brains. 1128 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,918 Just Kool-Aid brains everywhere. 1129 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,787 Who are you? I'm the health inspector. 1130 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,090 I was kidding about everything. 1131 00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:02,331 A health inspector? What are you doing here? 1132 01:00:02,333 --> 01:00:04,933 Is this some sort of surprise inspection? 1133 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:06,868 Are you Chuck Casino? Yeah. 1134 01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:08,937 You called me. 1135 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,139 Oh, that's right, I did. I did. I forgot. 1136 01:00:12,141 --> 01:00:13,041 Anonymously. 1137 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,215 "Are dogs reliable spies?" 1138 01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:22,918 Hey, can I check out the ice creams? 1139 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,252 I told you not to touch anything. 1140 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:25,153 Can we turn on the music? No. 1141 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,823 The pH level is a five. 1142 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,891 Bro, five out of 10 ain't bad. 1143 01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:31,093 It's out of 14. 1144 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,362 And yes, it is bad. It's worse than urine. 1145 01:00:33,364 --> 01:00:35,230 I'm shutting you guys down for the weekend. 1146 01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,766 What? Yeah. What a shame. 1147 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,768 I guess this happens with pools sometimes. 1148 01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:41,637 Did you do this? 1149 01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:46,208 Why would I want to ruin a party that I wasn't invited to? 1150 01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:48,110 You son of a bitch. Okay. Skootch, Skootch, Skootch. 1151 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,845 Whoo! 1152 01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:53,649 Look. Don't move, and don't touch nothing. 1153 01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,250 Yeah, yeah, you got it, Konko. 1154 01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:58,754 I got to get the fuck out of here. 1155 01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:01,056 Shaolin's finest. Wassup with you? 1156 01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:02,924 Fuck. 1157 01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,261 - May I help you? - Hi! 1158 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:07,829 Hey. Uh... 1159 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:11,133 I was just... I wanted some weed. 1160 01:01:11,135 --> 01:01:15,804 Uh, yeah, I could get some weed. If that's cool for you. Convenience. 1161 01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:17,673 All right, come on. 1162 01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:20,008 Oh, my God. 1163 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,347 All right. Ready to do the honors? 1164 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,149 Hells to the yeah. 1165 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:30,252 Okay, but remember. A-B-C. "Always Be Safe." 1166 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:34,156 Sir, you got to believe me, man. 1167 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,292 Chuck set this whole thing up. I swear on Chuck's shitty life. 1168 01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:41,730 Sorry, Skootch. Looks like the P-A-R-T-Y is 1169 01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:44,032 O-V-E-R-Y. 1170 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,435 "Party is overy?" 1171 01:01:46,437 --> 01:01:48,704 Wait a sec, did you say Skootch? Yeah. 1172 01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,238 Did you work at the YMCA, like, 15 years ago? 1173 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:51,940 Perhaps. 1174 01:01:52,241 --> 01:01:54,042 Mike Lynch. 1175 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,711 Shut up. You taught me how to swim. 1176 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:57,279 Mikey Lynch, man? Yeah. 1177 01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,281 Dude, I haven't seen you since you were, like, this tall. 1178 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,115 What's going on, man? 1179 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,251 All right, here you go. Shaolin Special. 1180 01:02:04,487 --> 01:02:06,788 That's cocaine. Do it. 1181 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:08,790 Ugh, I did so many lines of coke, 1182 01:02:08,792 --> 01:02:09,925 it's like I don't even know what time it is. 1183 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:14,463 Listen, if you gonna buy from us, we need to know you straight. 1184 01:02:14,465 --> 01:02:16,198 Uh... 1185 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,235 Do it. I love you so much, Rachel. 1186 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,037 Dude, you hooked up with Kim Douglas 1187 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,239 inside that dumpster. She was so hot. 1188 01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:26,007 No. Yeah. 1189 01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:27,476 Married? Check it out, bro. 1190 01:02:27,478 --> 01:02:28,944 No way... 1191 01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:30,879 You can say it. Say it. She got big. No. 1192 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,080 She got big. She got big. 1193 01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:36,752 Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck is that? 1194 01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:38,420 It was a Pixy Stick. 1195 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,789 Dude just snorted sugar. 1196 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,827 Oh, God damn it! 1197 01:02:45,829 --> 01:02:48,130 You guys are jerks! You guys are real jerks! 1198 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,965 What? Who the fuck is you talking to? 1199 01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:51,900 Okay. You know what? What the fuck am I saying? 1200 01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:53,368 Who the fuck am I to say that? 1201 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,204 I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry. 1202 01:02:56,206 --> 01:02:59,007 I'm so sorry. I don't mean that. I don't mean shit like that. 1203 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,309 I gotta get out of here. He's hilarious. 1204 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:02,911 These violations are pretty minor. 1205 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,346 I think we can work something out. 1206 01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:06,982 No, no, we're not "working something out." 1207 01:03:06,984 --> 01:03:09,384 Rules are rules. Yeah, but not really, right? 1208 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:11,987 Who hasn't peed in a pool? It's nothing that dramatic. 1209 01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:13,789 I pee in the pool all the time. 1210 01:03:15,192 --> 01:03:16,792 Come to papa. 1211 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:42,250 It's gonna blow! Go! Run! 1212 01:04:20,523 --> 01:04:22,224 Shit. 1213 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,096 So, how's your mom? 1214 01:04:29,932 --> 01:04:31,399 I couldn't help it, dawg, I had to do it. 1215 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,301 What the fuck is going on? 1216 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:36,171 I had to do it. Look, look, look, I'm sorry. Calm down, dawg. 1217 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,107 Here, here, here. Peace offering. All right? 1218 01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:40,642 Thought I was gonna kill him. I know. 1219 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:42,878 Is this weed? Yeah. 1220 01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:44,479 Oh, tough. Thanks, guys. 1221 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:46,648 Hey, wait. What's this I hear about a party tomorrow? 1222 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,516 Oh, there's a party at Great Kills. 1223 01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:53,655 Bring whoever you want. Bring your friends. Bring your moms. 1224 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:56,458 Just bring whoever you want. My man Pixy Stick. 1225 01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:59,361 Is that me? I'm Pixy Stick? 1226 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:01,062 Cool. Pixy Stick. 1227 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:02,364 Aah! 1228 01:05:02,366 --> 01:05:03,298 Whoo! 1229 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,138 Out you go. 1230 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,073 Don't touch me. Out you go, little Skootcher. 1231 01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,942 Shut the fuck up. 1232 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:16,211 All right. Have a good Labor Day, guys. 1233 01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:19,114 Looks like Chuck's got the pool all to himself. 1234 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:21,950 Just think, next time you're here, you'll get arrested. 1235 01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,096 Oh, man. 1236 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:38,533 I just ran, like, 30 blocks. Terrible. 1237 01:05:39,368 --> 01:05:40,669 What's going on? 1238 01:05:40,671 --> 01:05:42,103 Where the hell were you? 1239 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,072 I was running an errand. Who cares? 1240 01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,541 Chuck sabotaged us. 1241 01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,276 Chuck sabotaged us? Danny's the one 1242 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:50,445 who hid the booze in Dolores's shed. 1243 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:53,114 Which is pretty fucking stupid for a kid who's going to Harvard. 1244 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,316 Are you being serious right now? 1245 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:58,286 The booze is not what blew up the shed. It was the fireworks. 1246 01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,688 Whoa. Hey! Whoa! Don't blame this on me. 1247 01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:02,357 Kisses not disses. Okay? 1248 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:03,525 What's going on? There's no party? 1249 01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:05,293 No party. 1250 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,163 Because we also don't have jobs, man. We're done. 1251 01:06:08,165 --> 01:06:09,564 I'm fucking out of here. This is bullshit. 1252 01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,967 Hey. Anthony, stop. 1253 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:14,102 Mary Ellen, stop. 1254 01:06:14,403 --> 01:06:15,337 Let's go. 1255 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,116 Did they tow my fucking car? 1256 01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:34,556 You don't even know what I had to go through to get weed. 1257 01:06:34,558 --> 01:06:35,991 Which I got. 1258 01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,294 I had a gun pointed at my head. 1259 01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,529 I had to ride in the back of an ice cream truck. 1260 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,332 I had to do fake cocaine. 1261 01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:47,535 This entire thing sucks. 1262 01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,738 This whole plan has been fucked since the beginning. 1263 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:52,073 Krystal's not coming and 1264 01:06:52,075 --> 01:06:54,075 Rachel doesn't even talk to you. 1265 01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:55,310 Fuck you, Danny. 1266 01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:59,214 I don't care about Rachel. Or Krystal. 1267 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,583 I don't even care about the party. I just wanted to have 1268 01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:04,419 a last weekend with you, where we're friends. 1269 01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,187 That's bullshit. We've been friends our entire lives. 1270 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:07,222 We'll hang out every single summer. 1271 01:07:07,224 --> 01:07:08,423 We're not gonna be friends. 1272 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:13,495 I canceled my entire trip just to hang out with you on our last weekend. 1273 01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:16,331 Boo-hoo. You cancelled your annual trip, 1274 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:19,367 which you'll go on for the rest of your life, 1275 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,037 to hang out with someone who's not gonna be in your life anymore. 1276 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,639 I hope you have a great time at Harvard 1277 01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,307 and you make something of yourself. 1278 01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,443 Because I'm gonna go rot in my parents' basement. 1279 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,147 Should've gone to fucking Disney World. 1280 01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:33,314 Yeah, you should've. 1281 01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:07,408 Good work, little fella. 1282 01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,516 Never bet against the Casino. 1283 01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,293 Good God. 1284 01:09:52,521 --> 01:09:53,555 Hey. 1285 01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,656 Jesus. 1286 01:09:55,324 --> 01:09:56,724 What are you doing here? 1287 01:09:56,726 --> 01:09:57,926 I never left. 1288 01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,328 And, in a way, I never will. 1289 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,430 Well, until your parents find me. 1290 01:10:05,668 --> 01:10:08,269 Look, bud, I promised your mom 1291 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:09,571 that I'd try to scare the crap out of you 1292 01:10:09,573 --> 01:10:12,240 because she cuts me a deal on my Valtrex. 1293 01:10:12,242 --> 01:10:14,943 But honestly, if I had to do it all over again, 1294 01:10:14,945 --> 01:10:17,445 I'd fucking ride, man. 1295 01:10:17,447 --> 01:10:20,782 I would ride that fucking bike every fucking day of my life. Okay? 1296 01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:23,484 Okay? You feel me? 1297 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:25,720 Come in again. Yeah. 1298 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:29,757 No regrets. No regrets. 1299 01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:33,962 Except the herpes. That I would not do all over again. 1300 01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:36,864 So put a hat on your bat, okay? 1301 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:39,234 Put a condom on your penis. Right? 1302 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:47,709 And I'm watching Aladdin in the other room if you're interested. 1303 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,579 Starting it now. 1304 01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,583 I kind of need to know pretty quick. 1305 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:58,386 Because of the seating arrangements. Oh, I got a seat. 1306 01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:16,804 Hi. 1307 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,875 Hey. 1308 01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,744 Your mom said you'd be here. 1309 01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:25,613 Yeah. Didn't want to give diabetes the day off. 1310 01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:32,387 Look, man, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1311 01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,556 You're right. I was being a dick. 1312 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:40,662 It's true, we're not gonna hang out as much this next year, but 1313 01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:43,498 you're still my best friend. 1314 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:46,968 And there's still one last day of summer we have together. 1315 01:11:51,373 --> 01:11:53,508 All right, this better be good, Harvard. 1316 01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:55,043 Start talking. 1317 01:11:55,045 --> 01:11:56,511 Okay, guys. Thanks for coming. 1318 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,848 Okay. We are still going to have this party. 1319 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:05,920 For all the lifeguards that have ever worked at Great Kills. 1320 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:08,323 This is our club, and we can't let Chuck take it away from us. 1321 01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,924 Yeah, fuck Chuck. 1322 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:11,693 Well, if we show up, he's just gonna call the police. 1323 01:12:12,795 --> 01:12:14,996 Then we give him just what the doctor ordered. 1324 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:18,499 Jesus. What did the doctor order? 1325 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,968 Oh, I just took, like, every pill I could find in my mom's office. 1326 01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:23,538 Plus the Vicodin that they gave me for my wisdom teeth. 1327 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:26,841 Wait. So what, are we going to walk up and be like, "Take these," 1328 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,676 and he'll be like, "Okay"? 1329 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,611 Well, you know how you can bake weed into brownies? 1330 01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,113 Yes. 1331 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:34,615 What if we just made, like, pill brownies? 1332 01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:35,817 Hmm. 1333 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,421 That actually might work. 1334 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:42,557 How do we get the pill brownies into Chuck? 1335 01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:49,731 Why are you guys all looking at me? 1336 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:09,417 Now, this is what we call, in Staten Island, shopping. 1337 01:13:10,853 --> 01:13:12,954 There you go. And that 1338 01:13:14,089 --> 01:13:16,424 is called a Staten Island key. 1339 01:13:18,862 --> 01:13:21,729 Steak, oh, you look delicious. "Thanks, Chuck." 1340 01:13:22,464 --> 01:13:24,465 Let's make you beautiful. 1341 01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:36,711 Chuck. 1342 01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:41,616 Oh. We're actually closed right now. This is a private event. 1343 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:45,620 Wow, that is some Speedo you got. 1344 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,054 This is actually an apron. That's the... 1345 01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:48,556 Wow. 1346 01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:03,504 They should call you UPS, because you are carrying a package. 1347 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:08,509 Thank you. I come from a long line of big penises. 1348 01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:12,480 My dad had a big dick, and my grandpa before him, 1349 01:14:12,482 --> 01:14:14,682 and his father before him 1350 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018 supposedly a very big dick as well. 1351 01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:20,054 Ugh, okay. 1352 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,457 What does a girl wear to a party? 1353 01:14:27,996 --> 01:14:29,831 Probably not this. Right? 1354 01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:37,839 Listen, I brought you something. 1355 01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:39,240 Ta-da! 1356 01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:40,675 Ms. Greeley. 1357 01:14:40,677 --> 01:14:45,813 Yeah. It's because you've been doing such a terrific job. 1358 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,982 Just a little thank you. Well, thank you. It's... 1359 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,617 Try that. All right. 1360 01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:52,854 Oh, yeah, take the whole thing. Oh, baby. 1361 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:54,522 It's a bunch of powder. 1362 01:14:56,558 --> 01:14:57,892 Don't stop there. 1363 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,927 Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. 1364 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:01,596 Hey, I got a good idea. 1365 01:15:01,598 --> 01:15:03,764 Hmm. Why don't we go inside? 1366 01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:05,900 Oh, yeah. We're just getting a little too much sun. Right? 1367 01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:07,201 Okay, you're the guy. 1368 01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,704 I'm so sick and horny. 1369 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:22,049 I feel good. Whoo! 1370 01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:25,720 And also, like, really, really bad. Oh! 1371 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,054 Coming through. 1372 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:31,759 Congratulations, Wendell. You are officially a thief. 1373 01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:34,095 Do not tell a soul. 1374 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,736 Hey, Rachel. Didn't notice you there. 1375 01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:43,905 Oh, wait, I did. You're on my dick. 1376 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:53,247 I've got to go to the bathroom real quick. 1377 01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:54,949 Oh, these are very good. 1378 01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:01,222 Come on, Chuck. 1379 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,344 All right, let's rock 'n' roll. 1380 01:16:36,658 --> 01:16:38,593 There's that road. 1381 01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:58,746 Come on, Chuck, finish the job. 1382 01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,648 Kill 'em all. 1383 01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,687 I need everybody to remain calm. Okay? 1384 01:17:06,689 --> 01:17:10,024 I am a future member of the United States Navy. Okay? 1385 01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,092 And I just... 1386 01:17:11,094 --> 01:17:12,159 Holy shit. 1387 01:17:13,195 --> 01:17:15,363 Who are you? Shut up. 1388 01:17:15,365 --> 01:17:17,832 Nah, you look great. It's kind of nice. 1389 01:17:17,834 --> 01:17:19,800 You have a lot of cleavage out. 1390 01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:20,935 Skootch! 1391 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:34,015 What's wrong? 1392 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,851 Chuck probably changed the lock. 1393 01:17:36,853 --> 01:17:39,687 Hey. Goofus and Gabby, we got 200 people here. 1394 01:17:39,689 --> 01:17:40,855 Can we speed this shit up please? 1395 01:17:42,357 --> 01:17:44,225 I finally got you all. 1396 01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:48,029 Like a fly to a spider. 1397 01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:50,765 One, two, three, and we end this all. Ow. 1398 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:52,400 Oh, no, it's too much. 1399 01:17:52,402 --> 01:17:54,902 Frank, get your finger off my testicles. 1400 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:56,937 I can't hold him. Mary Ellen, help. 1401 01:17:58,874 --> 01:18:00,174 Finish it. 1402 01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,385 They don't respect you, Chuck. 1403 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,287 No, Chuck! Kill them! 1404 01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:15,222 You're secretly my hero. 1405 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:19,427 Chuck is so sexy. 1406 01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:20,828 Thanks. 1407 01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:30,004 You've done well, my son. 1408 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:32,773 You've brought the spider to the fly. 1409 01:18:32,775 --> 01:18:34,075 Thank you, Father. 1410 01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:37,845 Now choose a bride and bear us a child. 1411 01:18:37,847 --> 01:18:40,715 No need. I shall bear the child myself. 1412 01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:47,188 Yeah. 1413 01:18:52,094 --> 01:18:53,794 Oh, what's that, Chuck? 1414 01:18:53,796 --> 01:18:55,162 Chuck says, "Let's party." 1415 01:18:58,266 --> 01:19:00,468 Yeah, boy, get in there. 1416 01:19:00,470 --> 01:19:01,802 Get it up. Get it up. 1417 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,108 What took you guys so long? 1418 01:19:11,146 --> 01:19:12,813 Whoo-hoo! 1419 01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:14,115 Whoo! 1420 01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:32,967 Let them remember. 1421 01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:34,502 This is Zion, 1422 01:19:34,504 --> 01:19:36,303 and we are not afraid. 1423 01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,279 Whoo! 1424 01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,924 Hey, what's up? 1425 01:20:14,943 --> 01:20:16,911 What type of shit is that? 1426 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:29,423 All right, all right, let's see some IDs. 1427 01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,926 Yeah, let's see some I-double-Ds. 1428 01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:40,568 Hey. Guys, if you're going to have sex in the pool, 1429 01:20:40,570 --> 01:20:41,502 can you at least do it over by the filter? 1430 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:42,870 Sure. 1431 01:20:43,138 --> 01:20:44,305 Sinners. 1432 01:20:50,278 --> 01:20:51,378 Yeah! 1433 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:52,446 What do I do? 1434 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:27,548 Pulled it off. 1435 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,149 Yay. Oh! 1436 01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:31,619 Dude, we did it, man. Hey. 1437 01:21:31,621 --> 01:21:33,020 Is Krystal coming? 1438 01:21:33,022 --> 01:21:36,957 It's cool, though. She's out of my league anyways. 1439 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,260 You're the best, man. She doesn't deserve you. 1440 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:41,629 Honestly. Thanks, man. 1441 01:21:41,631 --> 01:21:43,631 I think I'm gonna go for it with Rachel. 1442 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:45,399 Really? Yeah. 1443 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,001 You should. 1444 01:21:47,003 --> 01:21:48,569 Oh, Rebecca, you should totally go talk to him. 1445 01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:50,371 Frank hates me. 1446 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:52,373 Okay. But that's obviously his weird way of flirting with you. 1447 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,507 He's a little weird. 1448 01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:54,642 He's funny, though. 1449 01:21:54,644 --> 01:21:56,677 So go talk to him. 1450 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:59,046 And I am going to go find Skootch. Ew! 1451 01:21:59,481 --> 01:22:01,215 Gross. He's like 40. 1452 01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:03,550 All right. Well, better leave you to it. 1453 01:22:03,552 --> 01:22:04,518 Yeah, fuck off. 1454 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:07,288 Good luck. Thanks. 1455 01:22:09,124 --> 01:22:10,057 Okay. 1456 01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,494 Fuck. Fuck me. Okay, I got this. 1457 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:18,565 Hi. Hello. 1458 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:19,566 Hi. Hey. 1459 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:20,634 Hi. 1460 01:22:20,636 --> 01:22:22,069 Hey... 1461 01:22:23,004 --> 01:22:25,372 Do you want to go smoke this weed? 1462 01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:26,941 Um... 1463 01:22:27,542 --> 01:22:28,709 Sure. 1464 01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:30,077 Yeah? Yeah. 1465 01:22:30,445 --> 01:22:31,412 Cool. 1466 01:22:32,314 --> 01:22:33,948 After you. Okay. 1467 01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,451 Fuck. Fuck me. 1468 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,586 Hey, you guys want to hold a real police gun for a second? 1469 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:41,121 Don't worry, the safety's on. 1470 01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,489 Wait. 1471 01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:43,424 Now it's on. There you go. 1472 01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,294 Whoo-hoo! 1473 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,263 Be careful. Don't touch the shoulder. 1474 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,435 I like your shed. 1475 01:22:55,603 --> 01:22:58,105 Thanks. Perks of having the baby pool. 1476 01:23:20,061 --> 01:23:21,996 Wait, I thought you didn't even like me. 1477 01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:27,601 Yeah, you've been, like, really mean to me forever. 1478 01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:30,371 Are you kidding? I just thought I was flirting. 1479 01:23:31,473 --> 01:23:33,140 Really? Yeah. 1480 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,276 I thought I made that really obvious. 1481 01:23:41,049 --> 01:23:45,152 It's crazy to think that we're rocketing through space, you know? 1482 01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:49,590 It's like we're moving at a mile... Million... 1483 01:23:53,528 --> 01:23:55,029 Mmm. 1484 01:23:56,232 --> 01:24:00,034 I was going to get a drink, I think. Do you want to... 1485 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,135 Uh, yeah. 1486 01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,303 Yeah, let's do it. 1487 01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:05,606 Anthony. 1488 01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:09,209 Who deserves a thank you? 1489 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,046 Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. 1490 01:24:13,581 --> 01:24:16,283 Little Mermaid, would you get me a refill, please? 1491 01:24:18,653 --> 01:24:21,088 Oh, she's so cute. She's so cute. 1492 01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:22,489 She's very cute. Yeah. Yeah. 1493 01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:24,658 Oh, look at these. 1494 01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:27,394 Now that is a Navy chest. 1495 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,530 Are you kidding me? 1496 01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:32,099 Check this out. What do you think about these, hmm? 1497 01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:34,635 Navy chest? 1498 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,471 I'm a fucking idiot. 1499 01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:38,405 There you go. 1500 01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:50,551 Hi. 1501 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:52,619 You came. 1502 01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:58,559 Yeah. I couldn't miss the biggest pool party of the summer. 1503 01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:01,195 I did have to use a rival rickshaw company, though. 1504 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:03,530 I'm telling you, those other guys, they're not authentic. 1505 01:25:03,532 --> 01:25:05,332 That's what I hear. 1506 01:25:06,201 --> 01:25:07,668 You look really beautiful tonight. 1507 01:25:08,436 --> 01:25:09,803 Oh! 1508 01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:12,573 We are having fun now. You, you're so romantic. 1509 01:25:12,575 --> 01:25:13,841 I love it. 1510 01:25:13,843 --> 01:25:15,642 Whoa! Let's get comfy here. 1511 01:25:15,644 --> 01:25:16,710 That's nice, right? You okay? 1512 01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:18,278 Kinky. 1513 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,681 I'm gonna be right back, okay? 1514 01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:24,151 You better be. Because I got a sitter for tonight. 1515 01:25:24,153 --> 01:25:26,386 Right. You're sitting on this. 1516 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:28,856 Wow, okay... 1517 01:25:28,858 --> 01:25:30,858 Balls on the bull's-eye. 1518 01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,392 Hang tight. Bye, Ms. Greeley. 1519 01:25:35,263 --> 01:25:37,231 Should I get a condom? Yeah. 1520 01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:38,332 Yeah? Yeah. 1521 01:25:38,334 --> 01:25:39,333 Okay. 1522 01:25:42,303 --> 01:25:43,670 Here it is, totally sealed. 1523 01:25:45,273 --> 01:25:48,142 Wait, what is this? Is this a Magnum? 1524 01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:50,277 Let me see. 1525 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,545 Oh, yeah, I guess. The ushe. 1526 01:25:51,813 --> 01:25:53,347 Oh, um... 1527 01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:54,581 I don't think I can do this. 1528 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,883 What? Really? 1529 01:25:55,885 --> 01:26:01,188 Because I don't want to have sex with a weird giant dick. 1530 01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:04,424 Whoa, I don't have a giant dick. I have a big dick. 1531 01:26:04,426 --> 01:26:06,827 I don't have a big dick. I have a very average dick. 1532 01:26:06,829 --> 01:26:09,163 I just like a little extra room. 1533 01:26:09,165 --> 01:26:10,664 It's like baggy pants. 1534 01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,901 Gross. No, it's not. Okay, look, look, look. 1535 01:26:13,903 --> 01:26:16,537 You're going to like the way it looks, I guarantee it. 1536 01:26:16,938 --> 01:26:19,173 Are you sure? Yes. 1537 01:26:25,413 --> 01:26:26,480 Mary Ellen? 1538 01:26:28,249 --> 01:26:30,317 Did you have fun with Ms. Greeley? 1539 01:26:40,228 --> 01:26:41,762 Took you long enough. 1540 01:27:05,987 --> 01:27:07,221 Are you going to take your shirt off? 1541 01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,722 No, I'm okay. 1542 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,624 I want you to. Why? 1543 01:27:10,626 --> 01:27:13,627 Because I like your body. I want to see it. 1544 01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:15,596 Really? Yeah. 1545 01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:19,800 See? That's much better. Yeah? 1546 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,571 Cannonball. 1547 01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:30,544 Oh, I can't stop. 1548 01:27:38,686 --> 01:27:39,553 Rachel. What? 1549 01:27:41,556 --> 01:27:42,823 Rachel! 1550 01:27:43,558 --> 01:27:44,658 What? 1551 01:27:46,561 --> 01:27:47,527 What? 1552 01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:50,664 Did you just call me Rachel? 1553 01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:52,633 No. Are you kidding me? 1554 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:55,736 No. That was a joke. 1555 01:28:05,813 --> 01:28:07,047 Where's Danny Campbell? 1556 01:28:07,049 --> 01:28:08,515 I don't know Danny Campbell. 1557 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,984 Rebecca. Wait. 1558 01:28:10,986 --> 01:28:12,753 It's perfect. It was a joke. 1559 01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,288 Everyone loves Rachel. 1560 01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:16,023 No, they... Well, okay. 1561 01:28:16,025 --> 01:28:17,591 Where's Danny Campbell? 1562 01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:19,493 Hey, you. Where's Danny Campbell? 1563 01:28:19,495 --> 01:28:20,661 Oh, shit. 1564 01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:23,363 We have to go. 1565 01:28:23,365 --> 01:28:26,533 Rebecca! Rebecca! Rebecca! 1566 01:28:26,535 --> 01:28:28,568 Hey. Where's Danny Campbell? 1567 01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:30,404 I don't know. Where are your fucking manners, asshole? 1568 01:28:30,406 --> 01:28:34,374 Whoa, hold on. Wait a minute. This is my dawg Pixy Stix right here. 1569 01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:36,710 Hey, police. Freeze. 1570 01:28:36,712 --> 01:28:37,844 What the fuck is this? 1571 01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,413 Everybody just chill out. 1572 01:28:39,415 --> 01:28:40,781 Who the fuck is this dude? 1573 01:28:40,783 --> 01:28:42,449 Yo, that's Victor. He's maintenance. 1574 01:28:42,918 --> 01:28:48,522 All I know is that I've got a lady situation that's exploding right now. 1575 01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:49,956 And your whole "Where's Danny?" routine 1576 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:51,591 is just not working for me. 1577 01:28:51,593 --> 01:28:53,427 I have to go fucking deal with her. Get the fuck back. 1578 01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:54,528 Whoa, whoa. I'm right here. 1579 01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:55,696 Okay, Danny's right here. 1580 01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:59,933 You thought you were sending it to her, but you sent it to me instead. 1581 01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:01,101 Mr. Manicucci... 1582 01:29:01,103 --> 01:29:02,669 Leo, I... 1583 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:06,073 I don't know what you think my intentions are for your daughter, 1584 01:29:06,075 --> 01:29:07,774 but I swear I am a gentleman. 1585 01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,076 You're a gentleman? 1586 01:29:09,078 --> 01:29:12,079 You text her a picture of your dick. 1587 01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:14,881 What? Why would I send you a picture of a dick? 1588 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:16,550 I would never... Look at this. 1589 01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:19,786 Dad, stop. He would never send that to me. 1590 01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:22,656 Okay. We're gonna settle this once and for all right now. 1591 01:29:22,658 --> 01:29:24,624 We'll find out whose picture this is. 1592 01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:40,741 This way. 1593 01:29:41,943 --> 01:29:43,977 Rebecca! Rebecca! 1594 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,779 Go back to partying. 1595 01:29:46,147 --> 01:29:47,948 That's correct. 1596 01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:50,650 Teenagers, please resume your drinking. 1597 01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:53,120 And a party it is. 1598 01:29:53,122 --> 01:29:55,088 People are crazy, man. 1599 01:30:11,873 --> 01:30:12,906 Hey. 1600 01:30:14,108 --> 01:30:15,575 Hey, Leo. 1601 01:30:16,511 --> 01:30:18,845 How's your daughter? 1602 01:30:18,847 --> 01:30:20,947 Come on. We're gonna go for a little ride, Chuck. 1603 01:30:20,949 --> 01:30:22,682 Yeah, hop in. 1604 01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:23,884 Oh. 1605 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:27,487 I call shotgun then, all right, boys? 1606 01:30:27,489 --> 01:30:29,723 Look at you two. You smell great. 1607 01:30:29,725 --> 01:30:30,724 Dad. 1608 01:30:31,559 --> 01:30:32,926 What are you doing? 1609 01:30:35,029 --> 01:30:36,696 Make sure you have her home by midnight. 1610 01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:43,637 He's just kidding. 1611 01:30:43,639 --> 01:30:44,838 I don't have to be home till 1:00. 1612 01:30:48,209 --> 01:30:49,843 Hey, guys, you guys got to see my dick. 1613 01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,814 Hey. Do you want to maybe, 1614 01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:56,850 I don't know, go somewhere else? 1615 01:30:57,752 --> 01:30:58,985 Yeah. 1616 01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:00,053 Rebecca. 1617 01:31:01,756 --> 01:31:02,722 Rebecca. 1618 01:31:03,891 --> 01:31:07,127 Rebecca, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1619 01:31:07,129 --> 01:31:08,962 Okay? I'm really sorry. 1620 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,031 Ow! 1621 01:31:11,033 --> 01:31:12,732 Okay, I deserved that. 1622 01:31:12,734 --> 01:31:13,733 Okay. 1623 01:31:14,602 --> 01:31:15,836 I also deserved that. 1624 01:31:16,737 --> 01:31:19,139 Aah! Okay, no one deserves that. Oh, man. 1625 01:31:19,141 --> 01:31:21,475 Being a twin sucks. You know that? 1626 01:31:21,477 --> 01:31:23,176 Yes. I understand what it's like 1627 01:31:23,178 --> 01:31:25,011 to be compared to other people. 1628 01:31:25,013 --> 01:31:27,647 Being fat sucks, too. 1629 01:31:27,649 --> 01:31:29,616 So does staying home from college, 1630 01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:31,084 especially when your best friend's going to Harvard. 1631 01:31:34,555 --> 01:31:36,089 You're not fat. 1632 01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:39,059 And you're really, really beautiful. You're gorgeous. 1633 01:31:40,628 --> 01:31:43,230 And I did think you were Rachel at first. 1634 01:31:43,232 --> 01:31:44,531 But I'm really happy you're not. 1635 01:31:45,099 --> 01:31:46,633 And honestly, 1636 01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:50,637 I feel really lucky that I even got to kiss you. 1637 01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:52,639 Honestly? 1638 01:32:02,116 --> 01:32:03,783 A thousand percent. 1639 01:32:06,721 --> 01:32:09,289 I'm really hungry. Could we go back to the party? 1640 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,758 Yeah, let's go. 1641 01:32:14,128 --> 01:32:15,095 Rachel... 1642 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:17,163 I'm joking. 1643 01:32:17,165 --> 01:32:18,532 You better be joking. 1644 01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:35,815 Danny, this is beautiful. 1645 01:32:36,751 --> 01:32:38,184 My dad used to take me here 1646 01:32:38,186 --> 01:32:39,953 when I was little to look at the stars, 1647 01:32:39,955 --> 01:32:42,155 but you can't really see them because of the city. 1648 01:32:42,157 --> 01:32:46,560 all the lights on the bridge were little stars strung together. 1649 01:32:47,595 --> 01:32:49,963 Wait, um, how old were you again? 1650 01:32:55,870 --> 01:32:59,005 You're kind of funny, for a kid who's going to Harvard. 1651 01:33:01,042 --> 01:33:02,976 I'm a little jealous. 1652 01:33:02,978 --> 01:33:04,811 At least you're getting out of here. 1653 01:33:04,813 --> 01:33:06,846 You're doing something exciting with your life. 1654 01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:10,584 And I would kill to get off this island. 1655 01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,852 You can't leave. You're the Queen of Staten Island. 1656 01:33:13,988 --> 01:33:16,957 Do you know how horrible that sounds? 1657 01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:19,793 I mean, would you want to be the King of New Jersey? 1658 01:33:19,795 --> 01:33:21,895 I would, but they keep electing Bruce Springsteen. 1659 01:33:28,736 --> 01:33:31,738 I feel like you're the kind of girl 1660 01:33:31,740 --> 01:33:33,139 who wants to marry me, but not kiss me. 1661 01:33:37,845 --> 01:33:41,815 Well, I feel like you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss me, 1662 01:33:41,817 --> 01:33:43,950 but doesn't want to marry me. 1663 01:33:46,387 --> 01:33:50,190 What if we pretended to be different kinds of people for one night? 1664 01:33:54,895 --> 01:33:55,929 Okay. 1665 01:34:10,845 --> 01:34:14,214 You know we're not having sex, right? 1666 01:34:14,216 --> 01:34:17,050 Oh, I couldn't. I'd be thinking about your dad the whole time. 1667 01:34:18,219 --> 01:34:19,986 That's disgusting. 1668 01:35:03,464 --> 01:35:05,131 Aw, Frankie. 1669 01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:06,766 Skootch. 1670 01:35:07,735 --> 01:35:09,936 Hey, man, I got something for you. 1671 01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:14,240 What? Seriously? 1672 01:35:14,242 --> 01:35:16,042 Yeah, you earned it, man. 1673 01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:19,112 I mean, even a boner rescue is technically a save. 1674 01:35:20,449 --> 01:35:24,084 you could totally work here again next summer. 1675 01:35:25,319 --> 01:35:26,319 That's awesome, man. 1676 01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:28,955 Welcome to the big pool, kid. 1677 01:35:32,326 --> 01:35:33,893 What are you gonna do? 1678 01:35:35,463 --> 01:35:38,064 Probably just gonna stroll home. 1679 01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,265 Finish this beer. 1680 01:35:40,267 --> 01:35:43,069 Beyond that, I have no idea. 1681 01:35:47,508 --> 01:35:49,142 You're the best, Skootch. 1682 01:36:09,897 --> 01:36:11,197 Uh-oh. 1683 01:36:11,199 --> 01:36:13,433 Look at what we have here. 1684 01:36:13,435 --> 01:36:16,469 Oh, my God. That looks like a number-one party dude. 1685 01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:18,271 Shirt wide open. 1686 01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,207 It was a good night, huh? 1687 01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:22,308 Mmm-hmm. 1688 01:36:23,144 --> 01:36:24,310 Yes, it was. 1689 01:36:28,883 --> 01:36:30,917 Come. I'll walk you home. All right? 1690 01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:34,788 Hey. 1691 01:36:35,422 --> 01:36:37,290 Make us proud, you idiot. 1692 01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:39,526 Bye, Danny. 1693 01:36:39,528 --> 01:36:41,294 You know what? Give it a while 1694 01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:43,997 before you tell anyone at Harvard you're from Staten Island. 1695 01:36:43,999 --> 01:36:45,799 - Okay? - Yeah, don't do that. 1696 01:36:45,801 --> 01:36:47,801 Good luck with the exam. 1697 01:36:47,803 --> 01:36:49,969 Thank you, man. I appreciate that. 1698 01:36:49,971 --> 01:36:52,338 You know, I'm trying to be more eer-uh-dy-tee. 1699 01:36:53,507 --> 01:36:56,943 Oh, my God. That was really close to being a real word. 1700 01:36:57,912 --> 01:36:59,813 How about that? 1701 01:37:00,247 --> 01:37:01,815 Peace. See ya. 1702 01:37:01,817 --> 01:37:03,049 Bye. Later, guys. 1703 01:37:07,021 --> 01:37:08,421 I'll give you guys a minute. 1704 01:37:09,857 --> 01:37:11,324 I'll meet you out front. Okay. 1705 01:37:16,330 --> 01:37:17,897 That's a thing. 1706 01:37:20,167 --> 01:37:21,234 Congrats. 1707 01:37:21,236 --> 01:37:22,368 Thank you. 1708 01:37:24,471 --> 01:37:26,973 So, did you end up having sex? 1709 01:37:28,242 --> 01:37:29,943 No. You? 1710 01:37:29,945 --> 01:37:31,177 Yes. 1711 01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:33,213 What? Yes, I know. 1712 01:37:33,215 --> 01:37:34,380 Fuck. I'm sorry. 1713 01:37:35,616 --> 01:37:37,584 I realize that that's something we were 1714 01:37:37,586 --> 01:37:40,019 supposed to do together but separate. 1715 01:37:40,021 --> 01:37:41,387 You know, it's fine. 1716 01:37:41,922 --> 01:37:44,457 I'm happy for you. 1717 01:37:44,459 --> 01:37:46,893 If it makes you feel any better, that's Rebecca. 1718 01:37:48,162 --> 01:37:49,162 Wow. 1719 01:37:49,630 --> 01:37:51,497 Really? Yep. 1720 01:37:51,499 --> 01:37:53,566 They're identical twins, did you know that? 1721 01:37:53,568 --> 01:37:57,270 I always thought Rebecca was the cutest of the two. 1722 01:37:57,272 --> 01:37:58,338 Yeah. Me, too. 1723 01:38:07,248 --> 01:38:09,916 You know, I'm going to miss you, Frank. 1724 01:38:12,086 --> 01:38:13,152 I know. 1725 01:38:15,623 --> 01:38:18,224 I'll come up every other weekend. 1726 01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:20,593 You'll introduce me to your Harvard friends and 1727 01:38:20,595 --> 01:38:22,362 I'll reintroduce you to my parents. 1728 01:38:25,199 --> 01:38:27,367 This isn't the end of Frank and Danny. 1729 01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:30,370 We're still best friends. 1730 01:38:30,604 --> 01:38:32,071 We are. 1731 01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:34,040 Come here. 1732 01:39:20,587 --> 01:39:22,355 There he is. Hey. 1733 01:39:25,426 --> 01:39:27,360 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late. 1734 01:39:30,431 --> 01:39:32,365 How was Disney? 1735 01:39:32,367 --> 01:39:33,466 It was great. 1736 01:39:33,468 --> 01:39:34,500 It was very fun. 1737 01:39:35,736 --> 01:39:38,204 I'm really sorry I missed it. 1738 01:39:38,206 --> 01:39:41,007 No, I'm sorry. I overreacted. I just... 1739 01:39:42,042 --> 01:39:44,277 All right. Oh! 1740 01:39:44,279 --> 01:39:45,478 Oh, my baby. 1741 01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:46,579 I'm gonna miss you. 1742 01:39:46,581 --> 01:39:48,414 Me, too. 1743 01:39:48,416 --> 01:39:51,184 Are you sure you still want us to drive you up? 1744 01:39:51,186 --> 01:39:54,420 'Cause if you want to go alone, we understand that. 1745 01:39:54,422 --> 01:39:57,390 I'd really like you guys to drive me up. 1746 01:39:57,392 --> 01:39:59,993 Good, because we were going to regardless. Come on. 1747 01:40:02,196 --> 01:40:04,197 One sec. I need to grab something. 1748 01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,467 Hurry. 1749 01:40:10,037 --> 01:40:12,205 I can't believe he said yes. Now we have to drive him. 1750 01:40:28,222 --> 01:40:30,223 Got everything? Yep. 1751 01:40:31,258 --> 01:40:32,625 All right. 1752 01:40:32,627 --> 01:40:34,160 And we're off. 1753 01:42:30,577 --> 01:42:32,245 Yo, check this out. 1754 01:43:11,752 --> 01:43:14,420 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wassup? 1755 01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:15,555 Wassup, baby? 1756 01:43:16,390 --> 01:43:19,325 What you got? 1757 01:43:19,327 --> 01:43:20,826 Wassup? What you got? What you got? 1758 01:43:20,828 --> 01:43:22,461 Come on, Pixy! 1759 01:43:50,857 --> 01:43:52,959 Wait, wait, wait. 1760 01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:04,704 He's got a gun. 1761 01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:08,574 Oh, shit. 1762 01:44:08,576 --> 01:44:10,776 - Give me that. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 1763 01:44:10,778 --> 01:44:13,246 Never. Sorry. 1764 01:44:14,014 --> 01:44:15,781 We still loved the rap, though. 1765 01:44:17,985 --> 01:44:20,720 Pixy! Pixy! Pixy! Pixy!