The guest is there?
Tell him to wait
Did you eat your breakfast?
Ask him to leave if he can't wait
But me, White Rose will blacklist him
And no way for him to come interview again
What's going on with you?
Hey Rose
lam afraid I can't do it in car
You are busy with phone calls and checking emails
Shall we call a meeting?
There is a love hotel the next street
maybe...
You stupid jerk
Don't you think me...
the Hong Kong Top TV show host
Will go to such cheap love hotels with you?
What if I being captured by cameras?
My work is so stressful
So you are unhappy now?
Do you want to break up?
Just forget it
Hung Ma
I have known you for 12 years and in a relationship for 12 years
We graduated from same college...
and worked in same broadcasting company
You are still only a senior scriptwriter
But I have bought several new cars and new flats
Hundreds of handbags and thousands of high heels
Why you are not replaced yet?
Because you love me
No, buy only I feel sympathy for you
I don't have any merits. But except that
I cherish old stuffs
I...
Hello. Master Lee?
Now? Okay I will be there right away
Who's that?
Master Lee, the famous fortune teller let me jump the line
lam in a rush. You go home first
It is not easy to get a taxi this moment
So on your way home
go buy something in supermarket first
What's it?
Sanitary pads
How can a man buy such stuffs
They may think I am a freak
Are you asking me...
the Hong Kong Top TV show Host, to go?
I will be in trouble if being recognized
Then please don't use it
I beg your pardon
Okay. I don't care
See how Mosses crosses the Red Sea
Okay. I'll go
Good boy
I have told you not to call me so frequently
So annoying
I won't need to
if someone picks up the phone
Forget about the phone
You always show up so sudden
It scares me
No one picked up the phone, so the only way is to wait downstairs
Love is something you can't force
Take it easy
You are still young Go find another girl
What do you think love is?
End of season sale in fashion stores?
You know I even wear these pants for over ten years
And it's true love now
I won't easily give up
Seems you would never get it
Waste my fucking time
Daughter, still not finish?
Mom, your boyfriend is an idiot
He still can't get it It really drives me crazy
Ling, you come out finally
I miss you so much
Sean, I did tell you thousand times
We are impossible
We look so alike
Just look like a couple
But my birthday doesn't go well with yours
No way to challenge me about this
Good boy
Even we broke up, we are still good friends
Whenever you need me, just give me a call
Okay
So when will you...
return me the money?
You just spoil the mood...
talking about money
Hey man, don't be so stingy
That's right You got to pay the breakup fee anyway
Hey gal it should be your mom to break up with me
Sean, I have been with you a long time
I have brought you pleasure...
no matter physically or mentally
So forget about the money
We are failed to reach a deal, right?
I won't return you the money. So what?
I belong to the triad since twelve
And I always go cycling with Brother Nam and Chicken
Do you want me to call them now?
Sis Ling, just give me your order
This fatty boy wants his money back
And said he always goes cycling with Brother Nam
Fatty, no more cycling use a wheelchair instead
Ling, you...
I don't know who Nam is
But his boss Uncle Cheong is my old client
You want your money back? I can burn you some
Shall we?
No big deal. Just some money loss
I have a date. I got to go
It's on me
So where are we going now?
Shall I give you a ride?
Baby. Oh my QM!
I want one more time please
More?
This is the twice time already Are you okay?
I am so high right now
Let's finish it quick in 15 minutes Okay?
Baby, I have a business meeting
It's time to go
What a pity
Don't use this excuse always
Who are you kidding?
It can't take you more than twenty minutes
Good enough for the time spent in the tunnel
You are right
Sure
Then I better go through your tunnel instead
Shing. You sucker
Aren't you in a meeting?
And now you go sleep with a girl You asshole
Honey, don't you go dinner with your mom?
Why are you here?
Mm
When did you get married?
Why not invite me for a drink?
Hello Mrs Shing
Go drink alone you bitch
You like drinking right?
Okay, you...
Hey, calm down
Go drink the acid
Holy Shit
Baby, help me
Get away. Don't touch me
I don't know you
Baby, you said you will never leave me
No matter what I may become
That night I was drunk and just spouting nonsense
Missus, I really mean to tell you
I really hope you two happily ever after
I know it is only the fault of my husband
I am in a rush Don't bother me anymore
I Won't
Good luck
Thank you
She's gone. Stop rolling
Get up. Shame on you
You should tell earlier
I was just like Donnie Yen
The gal is running fast
Girls nowadays are simple minded
Seems you spent a lot this time
What is that?
Isn't that looks real?
A cotton wool with some Ribenna
Isn't that cool?
That makes me feel sick
What time should we meet? You are an hour late
[MUTE
There are a lot of customers today
I squeezed some time finally
That's actually not too bad about your lateness
At least I could leave some time for having sex
That means my mission is completed
And you should buy me dinner
Not tonight
Why?
I have to meet a VIP tonight
who?
Have the cotton wool first Enjoy
Give me a call anytime
(Ms Wong Chun Chun) (Funeral Service)
HEY
Thank you
You are welcome
Do you have a fire?
Thanks
Hi, lam Shing. And you?
Hung
Sean
I guess...
we all had that thing with Chun Chun
Love affairs?
Bingo I wonder which period you belong to
l am from 2000 to 2001
2004 to 2005
I am 1997, April to May
mmm?
Chun Chun was not grown up yet at that time
Different games for...
Different ages
Although your name means winner...
but don't think you can win all the hearts
You guys better show some respect to Chun Chun
One is gone. Stop the gossip
Let's change another topic
Why not go and have a drink?
As the consolation feast for Chun Chun
My friend had a club newly opened Very cool place
Let's go
Wait, Bro Hung, how about you?
I can go for a while I have a date later...
You got to meet your honey, right?
This bag of pads is for Chun Chun?
Go burn them for her. She is waiting
No way. I have to bring them home
So the one in your home is keep bleeding now?
You better go home and stop the bleeding
Come join us after
See you later
Just kidding
Who will lock you out because of he pads??
There are lockers. Let's go
Hey, where are the lockers?
Aren't you busy tonight?
You finally show up
I miss you so much I can't sleep without seeing you
I won't trust you. Hey, new friends?
Friends? They are my god...
Nope. My good brothers
We have similar tastes
We are very good buddies
Go get a cozy room and some wines
Also some hot gals for my buddies
Okay
Fatty, Wetty-
Smoothly, Crispy. Come
All your gals have ugly names
Say Hello
Boss
This is not ugly, but vivid
So you know their strengths without introduction
Marvelous
Hello, I am Stiffy
They are my friends
Shaky and Softy
Give the boss a warm welcome
Good job
Miss Poon is back
SQ?
(Two years ago)
Did you get drunk and throw up?
Nonsense
Let' hit the bottle
Boss, here are the gals
One by One, hand in hand
There is a seat over here
Sit and serve this handsome
Hello, may I have your name?
My surname is Poon
And your first name?
Do you think I will tell you my real name?
Anyway you got a name?
Call me Miss Poon
Miss Poon?
My surname is Poon and I am single That's why
It's meaningful
Drink or sing?
I prefer to play games
That's good
(A year later)
A pair, Open
I have spent a whole year to win you
Should you have any encouragement to me?
What do you want?
Let's go to have night snack
Nope
Why?
I have never gone out with you
I don't go out with clients
lam just your client?
But we have known each other for a year
I come to meet you for four times a night
We only meet here;
So we are not friends?
Friends? Only here
But not outside
You are too mean
What happens in nightclub stays in nightclub
Shall we sing or drink?
I go to the washroom
That was the last time I met Miss Poon
After that she had never came back
I want your gal. So what?
We are fucking rich
Fuck off you Hongkongese
You guys grab all the milk powders...
and occupy all the rooms
And you even want all our gals
Do you feel embarrassed?
Big bro, relax we can talk about it
Go serve the boss
Hey, those are our gals
Don't worry. Just gals
Don't quarrel about such petty things
Really? I don't want them now
What's going on? You think we are beggars?
I hate those fat guys who don't respect women
Take it
You asshole why you bring guns to nightclub?
Guns are for jobs tomorrow
Big bro I don't feel safe without the tools
Put it away
Got it
Big bro, we don't want anything
Please take all the gals I will pay the bill
Good bye, big bro
They are so nice and even pay the bill for us
Leave the guns for them as souvenir
Anybody want it?
No, No
No thanks. Beware of misfire
Take it
What's going on? Put down the gun
Oh shit
Big bro, where the hell are you?
I am fucking scared
Move. You are going to suffer
No, Sir, it is nothing to do with us
Anyway, come to give a statement in the station
Mm
Sir What?
Please give me a paper bag
What's for?
So embarrassed if being recognized
You thought you were a superstar? Who will recognize you?
Sean
What a coincidence
Senior, I know him
Okay
Go
A moment
You are...
Don't you recognize me?
Dollar
Dollar?
You tutor me when I was eight...
bro Sean
Bro Sean, don't you remember me?
You were the chick who mixed up all the algebra formulas?
It's me
How are you doing?
I am getting married two months later
Where do you work?
Me?
Sun Finance
Yes. Great company
I will come find you when penniless
Just drop by anytime
By the way, why are you here?
I am free
I know you guys always come here...
for business
Right, right
You are so unlucky bumping...
into those criminals
You may go after investigation
Your paper bag
This way
Can you hold my hands to go?
No way. Go
Bro Sean, I'll call you
See you
Keep Walking
Hung
Get in
I asked you to buy the pads
Why are you in the club?
How do you know I was arrested by police?
I have a date during high school...
with superintendent Hung of the Anti Porn team
He called me once you got caught
Ask me to dump you and stay with him
I wonder he is so spoony...
and still loving me
Rose, I am innocent
Do you believe me?
Damn! I don't think you jerk would go messing around
Sure, sure
I just met Master Lee
He said it is a bad year of me Extremely ill luck
So you should free a captive animal
UM m'?
Master said the only way is to organize a joyous event
So, let's get married
Get married?
What's wrong? I am now giving you a title
Then no worries that I would dump you
But I am not ready yet
You are just ready to be a beggar
with such personality and property you have
A big shelter is here for you
You should thank god
So the date of death is...?
I mean the date of the wedding
No worries I will take care of them all
It will be a perfect wedding
You just need to show up early
Man, let's go
Sorry boss, the car breaks down
Damn it
Shall I call a taxi for you?
Whatever, you sucker
Man, how did you tell the driver?
Why he let me off here?
He needs go shitting I can't stop him
I have told you thousand times
Go take the car for checking
Finally it breaks down and we have to walk
Sorry boss I will take it for checking tomorrow
Check, check, check
Bring your mother"
with you as well
I mean for body Check
My mom had gone for nine years
Even your mom opposes me
Yes, yes...
Don't scold Man anymore
We are nearly there
Just a few more steps to go
Walk, walk, walk You stupid jerk
My legs are not for walking
My 44 inches long legs are...
for showing off
Look at this place
This place is running down beggars everywhere
Where are you from?
India
India is a nice place
Is that Flower?
Sis
It's for you
Sis, long time no see I miss you
Let me go, my shirt is costly Don't make it ruffled
Why are you chatting with the beggars?
Beggars?
No wonder they are so nice and asked me to join them
Where had you been these years?
We didn't hear from you Thought you were dead
I traveled around...
and been to half of the world these years
This is...
Your sister-in-law to be
This is the one your parents mentioned
A useless kept man
The scriptwriter never got promoted...
Your name is...
Hung
Bro Hung. Nice to meet you
I know you. Flower
You sis mentioned you
You are that lazy jerk
idling but not working
The idiot that fooling around like a beggar
It's me
Why do you come for me suddenly?
We didn't contact for ages
Sis, I have used up all the money after arriving Hong Kong
Sol planned to work to earn my living
But it's hard to get an accommodation so...
We are sisters. I can offer you a shelter
There are some spaces in my yard
you may camp there
Great, much better than sleeping outdoors
Sis, you are so nice
lam exhausted. Talk later
Man Yes
Bring her to the public washroom How dirty
Need a hand?
Whatever
Yes
Mind your manner
She is your sister anyway
We had different mothers so we are strangers
In my childhood when there was nobody home
I picked the opportunity to throw her out as rubbish
However the cleaning lady brought her back
May be she was her real mom
If you are that hate her why you let her stay
We are getting married soon
We should share our happiness with her
Stop that, don't act like a man
What's up?
Bro West can you give me some more time...
to fix it
I had given you plenty of time
Since Keung was my best buddy
otherwise I won't talk anymore
It's his fault, not mine
He died once we started our business
I paid him a million dollars in cash
And now I get the shop back in return This makes sense
ma:
But the shop means the world to keung
I can't give it up
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Big bro we got seats at the restaurant already
I give you a month's time
You better have the money otherwise I won't let you go
Go have tea
Thanks Bro West
Did you order dim sum for me?
When did it happen?
Two months ago I had told him not to drive when exhausted
But he never listened
What kind of business you planned to run?
Ramen shop It will be opened in a month
I quit my job...
and planned to manage the shop together
However everything is fizzled out
May be it is not actually bad
What do you mean?
Life is hard and running business is not easy
The landlord will raise the rental once you have profits
Money doesn’t go into your pocket
The shop means the world to keung
Who cares? You have to earn a living
Otherwise you'll be dead
Why you guys all thinking I am crazy?
I just want to make Keung's dream come true
You are not crazy but stupid Shoulder every responsibility
You will die soon, as your boyfriend
No matter you understand or not I tell you
I will never give up because of Keung
I will manage the shop properly
I have to go now
This script breakdown is nearly finished
You continue
Don't leave me an awful mess
You are longwinded I will hand you tomorrow
Alright then
Hey, look
The girl looks familiar
That is the singer, arrogant Lulu
You know the arrogant Lulu?
Sure. I always masturbating with her photo
They are kissing violently Guess if they will make love on the street?
You mother fucker
Are you alright?
Alright
Sis?
Go!
Why?
You are not young
Why you still playing such stupid games?
Actually... I am a terrorist
Actually, psychosis is curable
Only if you take medicine
you can behave as a normal people
You can go shopping or go movie
Nobody will discriminate you
Do you think I am insane?
Very obvious
lam not insane I am telling you all real
Trust me
Although you look so cute
But that doesn't mean you are not insane
You are absolutely fucking insane
I can't help It's you who force me to show my true identity
Sis, in fact I am boyfriend of your sister
We are impossible
Take away your hand I am going to show you something
It is something that precious Please leave it for the others
Take away your hand first
Just show me the mobile, why take your shirt off?
I am dripping with sweat
so I take my shirt off
See and you will understand
lsn't that the dancing king?
How come you make fun of Mrs T-rex?
We belong to an underground group called...
Throw your dead head
We pick some greedy big businesses...
and disgusting public figures
Like the arrogant Lulu today
She wears fur it's cruel to those endangered animals
So we have to give her a lesson
Throwing cakes is just child games with low lethality
Really help?
Some members suggest throwing shit
But it is difficult for the collection and logistics
Some members oppose because they feel it too vulgar
In fact you are scared
That's it It's your turn to tell me your story
To be fair
I don't have anything to say
Sis said you are a scriptwriter in the TV station
Tell me which TV drama were written by you
May be I have watched it
You shouldn't have watch any of them
Why?
Because none of my dramas...
are released after shooting
But they keep asking me to write
I suspect the TV station is for money laundering
So weird?
You tell me some names
You mean it?
Come on
In my life of being a scriptwriter
I have three most satisfied dramas
The first one is “Seven Summer Tees”
You know it is something young and happy
The second one is “Hero after vacation“, martial arts thing
The third one I feel most satisfied
it is a scientific called “Detective Kolumbia"
I have watched all of them
It's weird I haven't watched them, but you?
One summer holiday I have been to Nepal for half year
I loved rented movies for leisure
Your dramas are very popular there
lam popular there?
Very popular You may go and develop your career
it may be better than in HK
Who are their superstars?
I have here a photo of the Hugh Laurie
and Mariska Hargitay of Nepal
Have a look
See
I have just added them as friends in facebook Want to be their friends?
Let me think...
Shing. The son of Mr. Fung the diamond baron had came to Hong Kong
You entertain them these few days
Alright, boss
It is my strength to entertain clients
You are brother Shing?
Playboy Fung Yes, I am Shing
You recognized me?
I always see you on the newspaper
You get me this nanny van?
Do you think I am a kid?
Playboy, I will change it tomorrow
Actually I have booked a table for dinner
Let's go
MESH
Somebody is coming?
I am waiting for my girl She is in the toilet
Women spend a century in the toilet
Let's go
We are going for dinner, baby
Cool
Let's go
Yeah, finally we found it
See You can't find these limited edition handbags
even in the specialty shop
But here
Even they are all new style
Where are you taking me to?
I would like to introduce you to my friends
They are there. Go
Coolman. Coolman
Bald head Hung. What a coincidence
Damn it
I have told you not to call my name in the public
What's wrong with you?
We will have a show
You have the show in the Elderly Centre
Will you scare them?
Surely not. They are all deaf
You know it is how difficult...
to find a place for performance?
Luckily the mom of Stupid Head is staying inside
Otherwise you can't get a place even with money
Right, it is me who send her there
But this girl looks so unfamiliar
Your appearance really scared
Didn't your band...
need a drummer?
Right
Let me introduce
She is the sister of my girl called Flower
Say hello
Hello. Nice to meet you
Just came back from oversea A music lover
Beauty, did you learn playing drum before?
I have learned for around three years I can play anytime
If you want to join us show me your skills
You don't mean to play here?
Yes
Please start
What's wrong? Scared?
No way. Come on
Hey, cockroach
Girl, you are great
Welcome to our big family
Am I okay?
Okay
You are extremely great
But you better wear shorts next time
As short as possible
So you can catch the attentions...
of all the men
That's great
You'll be our drummer
Where is your old drummer?
Dead
Hm'?
Starvation
I'm so sorry So what's the name of your band?
We are called“Freaking moment”
Good name
Good, right?
It took us a long time to think of it
Really fits us
If I join you can we change our name?
Better not. It matches you
Why are you so late?
I just had a meeting with the scriptwriters tonight
Why you guys come back together?
I just met him in the bus-stop...
Yes, what a coincidence...
You guys talk. I go to my room
Sit. Come have a seat
What's up?
We are just talking about our wedding
I have just sold...
The broadcasting right to TVB
The whole wedding will be broadcasted on TV
So I get them here to talk about the rundown
Wedding should be just between us
It will be a joke...
If we made that like a TV show
Whatever I am happy with my money as well
See who will have a more happy face
You marry me for money?
Why don't you think in the other way?
You can earn from the wedding Isn't that double joy?
I think we are all tired
I have a date with friend
Talk later
I have to write my new script “Stupid Cop”as well
I have to shoot the film “Iron man 29”
You guys are all so busy
I have nowhere to go
Let's talk for a while
Dance king come and do some warm up
Stand still
Don't go
Right, where was we, Mark?
Where Hung entered the arena
Wait, didn't you say I have to do nothing
in the wedding
But just to attend
You are the leading man It makes sense to have performance
What performance?
Alright I have thought you a great performance
No hard work, no danger
Only to sing
Sing?
See how excited you heard this
I can't sing. I had a bad voice
Don't worry I will write a song that fits your key
You won't be out of tune
No groom has a good voice
No worry. They won't boo you
What do you mean? You ignore everything
You are not giving me face or you don't want to marry?
Anyway I can't sing
I give the song to you instead of Eason Chan
You feel shame of it?
I don't mean that
You are not used to sing a slow song?
Eric better wrote him a dance song then
I teach you to dance
Alright
I won't sing no matter what
If you need me to sing...
then I won't marry. That's it
What's up?
Why are you following me?
To see what you are doing
I am alright
Alright? You were in a rage
It's only to sing
Why so angry?
You won't understand Every time I sing
Somebody will die
What?
Hung, your music teacher complained to me
She said you rejected to sing in class
Why are you so naughty?
I can't sing
Why?
Last night I sang to Lucky
Then he died after
Who is Lucky?
My hamster
No more excuse
Now you sing in front of me
Otherwise I will record you a serious demerit
Understand
lam a teapot fat and short...
Miss, are you okay?
Dead
Today is boss's birthday Come sing a song
(Twenty years later)
Come on. One, two, three
Happy birthday to you...
Wait, Hung
Every time you are not singing in the Karaoke
Come sing me a birthday song as penalty
What?
Come on, Hung
Hey, today is my birthday
Happy birthday to you, happy...
Boss...Are you alright?
Are you alright, boss?
Call the Police
It's really scared
So that's why I don't sing
You should thank me instead
It really upset if not allow to
Sometimes when I am alone
hum
What do you sing?
My
My own songs?
I am afraid somebody will die...
because I sing their songs
I will feel guilty
In case so I sing my own songs
It then made me a song writer
That's great
I am writing a song for a year already
But I can't finish it
Come on, you check it out
See if you can help me to finish it
Alright
How's it? Is it good?
Not bad
Just not bad? I had spent a long time on it
I will help you with that then
When will you finish it?
Bro, song writing needs inspiration
So when will you finish?
Depends
May be a day or two may be a year or two
I am doomed
I will burn to you if you are gone
Please. Help me to finish it
Don't bully me
Don't lean on me
I will not stagger
Don't try to seduce me
lam the boyfriend of your sis
Wham
And you, stop ticking me I'm scared of that
You are scared of this? Then I keep on
Stop it
Don't go
Wait here. I go have a look
But Peter is waiting for us to have lunch
You ask him to wait for a while
Let me take this for you.
Where's Peter?
He is in a meeting
And will have an appointment with clients tonight
He asked me to take you back Let's go
Do you have something to tell me, Shing?
You had been with Playboy a long time?
We met in Taiwan last year
You got married in Taiwan?
You crazy Who told you that?
It's just a rumor Just as if it is real
I have been to Taiwan to find my ex
He was sick and passed away half year ago
You won't tell the others I was...
No worries I want to be the only one who knows it
I had been waiting this chance for long
You know I am not young I can't afford any risk
Why don't you drink?
Bro, this is chocolate. I hate sweet
You drink too much. You'll die soon
Why do you love choco?
When I was small my family lived on the mountain
It snowed every winter. Very cold
Mom would get me...
some chocolate somewhere
She said, you would not feel cold after eating
But the weather is too cold...
and the chocolate became rock-like hard
I can't bite it at all
Mom would then melt it to make a drink for me
I felt so warm after drinking
After years...
I knew because of the chocolate
She had to walk a far way...
to a store at the bottom of the mountain
One day, she had never came back again
Later I knew...
she was hit by a car
Just outside the shop
Are you okay?
Shit. It's so hot
Yours seems not too hot Why is mine so hot?
Why are we coming here? It is desolated here
I want to tell you something
Why don't we talk at home? We are in the same house
Something we can't do it at home
mm;
Most important is not to let your sis know
What? You better behave
Come here
What are you doing?
Come I'll scream
You should tell me early
I wrote this for several nights Please listen
How's it?
Five, six, seven, eight
What?
I am Happy
So?
This song is excellent
But you won't need to dance
I had been living...
in a tribe in Africa called Gulu Gulu
There was a dance called Joyful dance
When we are happy we will dance for the God
To show him our happiness
One more thing
What?
I like you very much
Flower, wait
I am the boyfriend of your sister we are impossible
Don't hide from yourself You don't like my sis in fact
But...
Hung, do you like me?
Yes
That's alright then
No way We are doomed if your sis knows this
We elope together
Where to?
South pole
Next month our group will go South Pole saving penguins
You go with me
South Pole? Is there TV?
What am I going to do?
whatever
Just only we can stay together
Hello
Bro Sean
muscular West is pulling down my shop
Come help me
What?
Take away her dishes...
and all the furniture as interest
Please don't
Hey, what's going on?
Stop. Stop
Bro Sean
please help to beg them not to take my stuffs
I can't do business without them
Who are you man?
Relax. We can figure out a way
No way
I have sold my shop
This will be a drug store next month
Sis, I have told you
It's better to sell milk powder instead
How about the traffic accident insurance claim for Keung?
He drove after drunk, so no benefits now
I thought she would then have the money Wasting my time
Is that true?
You better think this way
Seize the last month being the boss here
Complete your dream of being the boss
That's it. Bye
Go
Wait
Get off my way What do you want?
I just want to keep the shop
I just want my one million dollars back
Keung owed me
You won't disturb her anymore if you get your money back
Whit'?
So you will return the money for her
Estimate your strength before you act
Otherwise get away
Alright
I'll pay for her, the one million dollars
Stop bragging Bro Sean
You go crazy?
It's alright. I'll take care of it
You bragger, how can I trust you?
This is my name card
Hey, Big business. Okay, trust you
Come find me anytime
One month, okay?
You are really great
Keung has just gone
And soon you find another man supporting you
Women can always earn money easily
Bro, you are a woman as well
Fuck off
Why are you telling them my secret?
I promise to pay you back. So please go
Alright
Wait, put down the things
Heard that? Put down the things then go
I brought this myself
Get away!
Bro Sean, are you crazy?
This is totally nothing to do with you
It's alright. I will take care of it
Bro Sean, thanks
I really don't know how to pay you back
Bro Sean, better pick up your call first
Buddy, long time no see come out for a drink
What's up? lam in a hurry to raise 1 million dollars
Long time no see, lets have some wine first
I want one million dollars Hey, Fatty
Fatty I want to withdraw one million dollars
I bring you to withdraw money
Do you have one million dollars?
One million
Take your time. We will be back soon
To tell the truth
You won't have things...
With you like guns, right?
You do think we are nuts?
Guns are used for the robbery tomorrow
$3
Get some indian beauties
And enjoy the night
Then we will be energetic enough...
For the robbery tomorrow
Great
It is touch screen
Why no response?
You fatty, finished or not?
Why no money? I'll take the card back
The card get stuck
Come out
You fatty...
You look so familiar Oh, I recognize you guys
Who are you?
I am Bald Wong
Last time we played with the girls together
What a coincidence
Don't try to go this time
Stubborn. Power. Damnit
Take them into the washroom
They are not our cups of tea
How about you two?
I mean to beat them up in the toilet
so not to block the pathway
Show me you are civilized
Yes
You stop
You don't bring your gun
but a grenade?
We don't use guns in our hometown
But suicidal attack. See
Really?
License checking Turn on the lights and off the music
Call for support. Call the SDU
Go. Fall back
Why I have to fleeing again? Shit
Sorry, it's my fault
I have brought you to a clip joint
Please blame me
It's nothing to do with you.
I know you will embroil us. Used to it
HEY
You guys not that worse
Money and women according to the words of my idol
They will always come in the future
Really? I don't think you will be richer than Playboy
And Miss Poon will come back...
to you without a reason
Stop upsetting me anymore
I really want to catch him red handed
mm I
Miss poon will see his true identity
Cool
Do you mean...
I should get a guy to date my girl?
And he pretends to be rich like Playboy
Then I can run away
And even earn money from that
It's easy just to talk about it
Wait, something comes up to my mind
What's it?
Shut up. Let me think
I can think of something too
Wait. No...
I can think of something too
Rose, I think the car is breaking down
I have told you to change this old car
Just a rubbish, like you
Break down seven times a month
This car has some meaning to me
Like you
I won't replace you even I feel bored
Nobody will feel bored of me
Whatever
I don't want to see him tonight
It's so hot
When will the trailer come? I need to go recording
I'll call to check
Hung? Long time no see
Fung? Long time no see
Who is that?
Primary school classmates
I didn't know...
You have such a rich classmate
The rick won't be friends with us
Where are you going? I can take you a ride
No, thanks Yes, please
Okay
lam going to the TVB Can drop me there?
Okay, no problem
You wait for the trailer then. Let's go
Okay. Let's go
Bye, Hung
That land needs 50 billion dollars?
Anyway...
I didn’t buy anything yet today
If you are able to buy that land
Please don't talk to me
Okay? Wasting my time
Wait, please buy me private planes
'Wm
Not private plates. You Stupid
My Filipino maid has just given birth to a twins
I don't want them to fight There will be no fighting in my home
Okay? Okay, bile
playboy
What kind of business do you run?
Every kind
No matter paid or not.
I am doing charity
Miss Rose are you heading back to TVB?
Yes, please
Miss Rose...
Do you mind to get off here?
What's the problem?
Because I don't want anyone to see me in TVB
Why?
Actually I see in Virginia Lok
I would like to buy the TVB for her
Please don't tell the others
otherwise the stock price would fluctuate
I got it
Okay, very good
This is my name card. Keep in touch
Sure, sure
You make me feel so hot
Rose
Yes?
Can I call you Rose?
Sure
Actually I am your fan
Really? Thanks Playboy
You are welcome
We should keep in touch
No problem, you are so hot woman
I like this TVB too, you know
I'll buy you this TVB then
How about Virginia Lok?
I can buy her ATV instead
Great, thank you Playboy
You are welcome
That girl I can handle
But how about Playboy?
For this lustful boy
I have a plan
I need more manpower
I can offer you manpower
I have friends like role playing
The problem is...
we have no way to get out of here
Shit
What's going on?
You can hardly find anybody in such a grand hotel
I can't stand it I must complain to my agency
Complain him
Why are you so agitated? Calm down
How can I be calm?
The top eight models in Singapore are here
We don't want to be high profile
We are coming to do catwalk outwardly
But our real mission is to provide sex service
You look so familiar
I don't know you
I know you
You are the son of the Diamond Baron Prince Diamond
Lower your voice
sorry
I don't want people to know I am back
Actually I admire you for long
I have read all your interviews
How much?
I love your nickname on the web
Just like you
Which one?
The lucky sperm
Isn't that cute?
Your friends?
Those are the models of my company
Coming from Singapore to do the calendar shooting
All of them together?
Yes, I'll introduce them to you
Yeah
Hey girls
Greet the boss
Boss
Greet the boss, top models
Nice to meet you
Good manners
We are going to hold a private pool side party
You want to join us?
I won't go to too crowdy places
I can't help then
Let's go to the pool in my villa
I am an easy going person
Do you have a name card?
Yes, just a moment
Playboy, please treat me kindly
Depends how you behave
Usually I am not interested...
in the girls of the club
But the madam
Who's that?
My friend
Don't cheat me He's not your friend
Who is that?
Loan shark
Why are you borrowing money from loan shark?
I don't want to burden you
This shop is Keung's
nothing to do with you
I'll take care of it It's none of your business
There is no reason...
You treat me so good
It doesn't need a reason
I'll let you help me...
if we have some kind of relationship
Bro, I really need the money
When will we take action?
I need the money to help Dollar's shop
We have to wait for calls
Be patient
I didn't hear Rose mentioned about Playboy these few days
I don't think they can stand it
Playboy is calling
It's Rose
What should we do?
Pick up the call
Okay, good
Okay
What did he say?
He wants to meet
Time?
Five tomorrow
Wham'?
In his office
He suggests to meet at my hotel
But I don't have any hotel. Shit
What should we do?
Let's try to meet together
Dude, I can pretend as an Indian
But not a millionaire. Okay?
WK MM
You have a method?
I will hide a microphone on Mon
When she meets Playboy
You follow whatever Playboy says
Sean, this apartment is...
to be your home
But this is a model home
The furniture are so expensive Don't touch
You can't afford to buy any one of them
Welcome Hi
You really like banana
Take a seat
But there are no chairs...
Where?
The furniture are on the way from kolkata
You want some drink?
How about Whisky?
You want some drink? Whisky?
Okay
WM
Damm, nothing in here
Let skip the drinking part
Shall we go into the room for a chat?
Okay
This way please
Why don't you come in?
I am coming
Cheers
Do you miss me?
How are you doing? Do you miss me?
Don't ever ask me such questions You made me embarrassed
I miss you so much I see you in my dreams every night
I miss you so much
I dreamed of you every night
Oh, I miss you too
Pardon?
Pardon what?
I feel so surprised to hear that
Let's talk business
I would like to make a movie and you will be the leading actress
I want you to be my leading actress
How do you know I long for it?
I know nothing about acting
I am very shy
I won't feel shy at all
Take this opportunity
See how you behave
See how you behave then
Sure, I understand
I will do whatever you request
When I first saw you
I knew you were also a Leo
You can do all lengths But I like it
Boss
Excuse me, please sign this first
Thanks boss
What are you doing?
MEAN
lam shy. I feel so scared
It seems you look something different
Really?
Oh no, Rose What are you doing?
I can do it and even do everything
Hello? Hello?
Who are you talking to?
UP, UP. up. Harder
Photos again? You really photo lover
Up, up. Harder
Photos again? You really photo lover
Oh you love taking pictures
You prefer handheld...
or camera fixed?
I am not talking to you
Who are you talking to?
You like role playing?
You made me feel hot
Iced tea and toasts
Ali No. 2% Ho Man Tin...
Iced tea and toasts
Ali No. 2% Ho Man Tin...
Quick, I am so hungry
Do you have buns?
I am hungry, Give me buns also
Leave the small buns later
Have the big buns first
Your thing is too big Take it out first
Otherwise I can't get in
Your thing is too big Take it out first
Otherwise I can't get in
You are challenging me
Crazy, I am out
lam burning hot now
Can't stop
Oh my god
Come on baby
Why are you taking me here?
I'll show you something
About what?
To show you the true identity of your dream man
What is going on with you again?
Fatty, are you okay?
Fail
You see
Winnie I can't believe you are coming
Winnie
Lets leave them alone I guess they want to have a talk
You want to catch me red handed?
Should be very easy But what a pity
Because you have a greedy partner
She betrayed you
One more thing
I have told your boss He said you are fired
You are not smart enough to play this game
Why you betrayed me? For money?
Not for money
For what then?
For you
What are you talking about?
I like you and I don't want you to go with Miss Poon
ls there anything you want to say?
I am wordless
You think I am nuts?
Or I am really that stupid
To fall in love with that Kung Fu Panda?
When did you see through our trick?
Listen
There are around 30 thousands priceless bachelors in Hong Kong
I know one seventh of them
Three quarters of them
Had been going out with me
If he can really afford...
Two private jets
As toys for the sons of the maid
I must know him
And do you know what the biggest loophole is?
Where?
I have visit this flat last week
And prepare to pay a deposit
Forget it
I have made an appointment for you
who?
Flower
For what?
So you can break up with her
Why?
I knew you were couple
This is not a secret anymore
So...
I am going to tell you everything
I love Flower
I won't break up...
with her
Rose, I can't stand you anymore
I have never known that...
you are so manly
But I tell you
I have evidence of Flower throwing cakes and destroying public properties
I will show them to the police
You like her so much go visit her later in jail
That's your sister How can you do that?
We have different mothers
We are fighting for the same boy so she is my enemy
Rose, can you just let her off?
Only if you break up with her
You are so vicious
Don't force yourself to do it
I'll be a good citizen and call superintendent Hung
I promise you. I will do it
Good
But not that simple
You should read this out word by word
Ten most sucking reasons for breaking up
I really need to thanks the forum
I search there yesterday and found the most brilliant ones here
Read this out
Word by word otherwise she is doomed
Ni
Why do we come here?
I see You want to make our love nest here?
It's really beautiful The balcony is so big
Come on
I have something to tell you
Yes?
Let's break up
Pardon?
I think it over
Actually we are very different people
we shouldn't stay together
Everyone is different
We can accommodate
But our birthdays do not match at all
If we stay together
either of us will meet a violent death
I scared of nothing
Only if I can stay with you I am not scared
But I am scared
I want to concentrate on work
I have no time for dating
You can always spare some time for dating
Even busy like Obama or Brad Pitt
They all have family and kids
Let say the timing isn't right
May be I didn't meet you at the right time
And I don't want to disappoint you at the wrong time
You can never find the right timing for love
But just the right person And you are my Mr. Right
I am going to start personal attack
You have things that I really hate
Your costume is especially weird
You dress like you are made in USA
Are you the Captain America? Do you want a shield?
You...
I'm not yet Finished
Do you think you have a good voice?
No. You sing badly
Your voice is awful
Rock music doesn't mean just to sing loud
I really want to kill myself...
after hearing you singing
You are done yet?
There're more
Could you finish your meal faster?
And you make some horrible noise when eating
I though I was watching 3D Piranha...
when seeing you eating
Anyway this is the last thing but not least
Your skin is so bad
Just rough like a pork chop
So hard that you can't stab with a fork
My friends gave me a nickname
“Barbeque fork" Tailor made for pork chops
I can change
Only if I can stay with you I can change whatever
There is something you can't change
I like boys now
Do you need to give such excuses?
You rascal
You don't have to hurt me in this way
Flower
I have my reason
It's for your good
You will understand me some day
Actually I want to tell you
I have bought tickets to go South Pole with you
But I don't need them now
I won't forgive you
Dollar I have been seeking you for two days.
Please call me back when you hear this message
Yes?
Sir, you are finally back
What's going on?
There is a guest waiting for you
Who?
You better go and see
Dollar?
Dollar...
Mr. Yip?
Who are you?
Do you remember me? I am Dollar
You were my tutor
The one always forgot the algebra formulas
I don't know you
When did I tutor you?
How do you know...
my name then?
You are not Dollar This is Dollar
You know Soho'!?
Bobo?
Sure, she is my old colleague
It really sucks...
if being recognized.
You think you are a superstar? Who will recognize you?
Dollar, what happened?
Can you see that fatty?
He was my tutor when I was in form two
Who knows I would meet him here
What a coincidence. Go say hello
I don't think he want people to know this
Being arrested by the Police
I better go that way It would be embarrassed to meet
What's his name?
Sean
Bobo, talk later I need to go now
I'm getting mad
The fraud came to our station last month
Cheating all my colleagues three million dollars...
and ran away
I trust him
but he cheated all my money
Otherwise I won't come to restructure my debts
What's going on?
You are also coming for Bobo?
You asshole loan shark
You made her shop...
Closed down
Hey wait
Who sis the loan shark? who is Dollar?
It's you
I have seen you quarreling with her
lam not the loan shark It's you
We've been together for three years
I was the high school teacher of Bobo
Who is that fatty?
No more questions...
What's going on?
You had helped me a lot I don't want to burden you
Why you borrow money from loan sharks?
I can handle. Leave me alone
Why he goes together with you?
He said If I don't pay him back he will take over the shop
So he comes everyday
How much do you owe him?
No more questions
Tell me
One and a half million dollars
My wife agreed to divorce
And the house in Canada had been sold
I can return that one and a half million dollars for you
Why are you so kind to me?
I want to be with you
My lawyer is calling
I will come to the shop tonight
Remember I will prepare some soup for you
Did you give the money to Dollar?
Sorry, Bobo
Yes
Then?
Then she disappears
I have checked that ramen store
Bobo has rented the shop for two months
Obviously she was a fraud
How about that muscular West?
She always came dunning for money
Do you mean the big guy...
with a big voice?
Yes
That's the mother of Bobo I had dinner with her several times
Her mother?
Yes, her mother
Fatty how much did she cheat you?
She didn't cheat me
So why are you so upset?
Sentiment is priceless
Hope we can swap
She cheated several million dollars from me
Why there are plots everywhere?
Why do you have a sinister face?
But so stupid
I have a sinister face
But I am so upright deep in my heart
Don't talk nonsense. Let's go to find Bobo
Please tell me once you found her
Just if I can find her
Dollar
Why you turn into counterfeit money?
(Three months later)
Why are you tracking me?
You are my gal so I should know everything of you
What do you know?
Just a bit I know you are called Miss Poon
Hey, actually did you serve me before?
So are we going to break up?
Let's get married next month
Why?
A big birthday gift to my dad
You look like my mom who is gone
My father will be so happy to see you
Just that simple?
No. I heard some news
My brother will announce marriage with his first lover
I should get married as well
You don't care about my past?
None of my ex had been a prostitute
But all of them look like prostitutes
Only you are the exception
Thanks for your appreciation
You are welcome
Anybody here to serve us?
Anybody?!
My dear guests
Shing? You become a captain?
Not bad, you can get a job so quick
Under this bad economy , smart
I want a bottle of wine please
I am going to make an announcement
We are getting married
I didn't promise you yet
If you don't promise me who are you gonna promise to?
Yawn warm mm
So I am your Mr. Right
Captain Wine. Go
No hurry. Wait for me
Brother, long time. This is...
Let me introduce
this is Winnie, you sister in law to be
This is my brother and his first lover
Honey, I am hungry I want ice cream
I want a banana ship
Bigger banana and...
more ice cream
Is she alright?
She is retarded otherwise she won't see in my brother
But your brother seems retarded rather
Please walk faster
Speak upon my permission
Don't embarrass me
Hey sworn brothers
Long time no see You still look good
I won't die before you
Sworn brother...
you are still so despicable
You had never come out with your boyfriend
What made you do that today?
I am going to make an announcement
You finally announce that your breast is fake
It's none of your business
I want to tell my god father...
about my marriage
He loves me so much
I wonder if he would give me...
an estate or a private plane
Shit. That bitch is so arrogant
They are also getting married
Obviously they are copying us
We are brothers We should be united to fight the enemies
Agree. Let's have a truce
And fight her together
Why a grand hall like this
Have no background music at all?
Captain do you have a live band?
It's so cheap
Everybody
This is an important day for“Freaking moment“
We are no longer underground
Cheer up and good show
Good
You bad girl
Flower, long time
Why didn't you tell me when you moved?
I...
Do you want to hide from someone?
How are you doing?
Flower, we miss you so much
Come to visit us when you have time
And you have to come early...
in our wedding
Be my bridesmaid
Bald head Hung
how can you treat her like this?
I look down on you
The one with tattoo all over
How come you scold at me boy?
You tattoo weirdo
I would beat that bitch up if I were you
I will call the police if you come close
Security, please bring them away
mm
You shut up Security
Who dare to kick my friends out?
God father?
God father
They are your friends?
We are not only friends We play music together
Come on. One, two, three
Freaking
God father tell me if you need a band
I can even invite Beyond to come
We don't want that cheap band
There music is quite good
Full of anger and hunger
God father
Don't lose your temper, beauty
Okay? Let's get ready
Get lost
Everybody is here? You are really early this time
Dad, it is your big day
We can't be late
Okay. Let's have some music
Handsome. Music please
Yo, yo, yo. Check this out
This is“Freaking moment"in the house
You should better go to hell
lam still alive because I am cheap
You are not died yet
I really have to say congratulations
I...
Come have dinner first
Excuse me, is Yoyo here?
Who are you looking for my honey?
I am Sean. This is my card
Nice to meet you
I didn't owe you money
But your honey did
Honey, do you know him?
I want to go pee pee...
Miss Pee...
you didn't pay for the interest these two months
I owed you thirty million dollars only
Do you need to worry about that little money?
Honey, why did you owe him the money?
Last month we bought some gold bars
However the price dropped...
then I lost thirty million dollars
Where did you get the money?
I don't have the money Sol forged your signature
No way
Isn't that you are retarded?
How can I be so considerate
if I were retarded?
Don't you know method acting?
Method acting? Whom did you learn it from?
I learnt it from you of course You numb nut
Sorry, are you going to pay off the debts?
Dad, please help me, dad...
That just little money
I don't want anybody to spoil my birthday party
Ask the secretary to settle it tomorrow
Thanks dad
Go to the clinic tomorrow
To have a check of your IQ
I dropped you on the floor
when you were still a baby
I suspected you were retarded Who knows it is real
Thank you Mr. Fung. See you
Let's have dinner together
Will that trouble you?
It's my pleasure to treat you dinner
Come and thank the boss
Thank you, boss
Have a seat
Seems you didn't count me in
Come have a seat
Fm
Would you like to work for me?
What will be the job title and salary?
Be my personal assistant
Salary depends on your ability
Thanks
Okay, okay
While you are all here I would like to make an announcement
What?
You prefer to hear the good or the bad news first?
It's related to us?
I think you are not my blood sons
It's impossible. We look alike
Both handsome and smart
No way I'm not your blood son
We look so alike, dad
You numb nut
Even I would refuse to identify you as son
Don't argue
I can solve this
by a simple but reliable method
What it's it?
Blood test
Blood test?
Come on. Your turn
What made you so scared?
Dad, you know I am scared of blood
Let's finish the dinner...
and go checking tomorrow
You wish
You may pay...
to get a fake report tomorrow
No way. Check it now
Right now
Quick. Just one pierce We have to serve
What's wrong?
Be quick. I need to off
Can't be mixed
No way?
Bad luck You can't accede my several hundred billion
Dad, although I am not your blood son
I would still obedient you as you are my blood father
I know, I know
Don't leave me alone
I know, I know
Although we are not in a family
I have an affection for you
Alright, you no need to clip in for the dinner
Go early to find a job tomorrow
I don't know how to work How to find a job?
We need a captain Would you like to come interview?
God father Leave that bastard alone
Tell us the good news
Right, I nearly forgot
Come on
I am here to announce two happy events
Two happy events?
Right, I gain a god daughter this year
And a girlfriend this year
So two happy events
Why are you here? I didn't order any girls
I am not here to find you
Who are you looking for?
None of your business
This is my turf Why not my business?
God father
I am so scared
Your son speak very loud He scares me
No worry
he is not my son anymore
We share the same table only
Dad, you...
Do you know she do for a living?
She works in the nightclub as madam?
Mon is very helpful
She always present us...
some fruits when we go to her club
And we can enjoy buy three get one free
She came to beg me
She told me that...
my son is scornful
Bro Shing
Yes
He made you lost your job
sorry
It's not your fault I am okay
It is fine
Come to my office...
and get some money for your casual use
Thank you Mr. Fung
God father
You have just introduced your god daughter And your girl?
My girl? She is here. Come on
Come have a seat
You...
Get away...
Come have a seat
Are you serious?
Let me introduce This is my girlfriend, Fiona
Come on. Make a greeting
Hello everybody I am so happy to see you here
Dad, do you mean you are birddogging me?
Who told you father and son couldn't compete for girls
You have done a good job
Bravo
You are right
When I first saw Fiona
She look so alike with my gone wife
So I knew there is fate
Although we have a big generation gap
But I can narrow this gap with my love
I have lived for long
And I know one got to fight for his love
Otherwise you will regret
Will you guys support me?
We will always support you
Right?
Let give him some support
Dad
Please...
don't call me daddy anymore
You are disturbing
We have no relation to each other now
Please pay for the dinner
You are right. I love money
But I won't pick the rich second generation
I would pick their fathers the rich first generation
Alright
Everything solved
Let's continue our dinner
I would like to make an announcement
Not your turn to speak. Sit
Brother Kwan
After what you said
you remind me of something
We shouldn't do things that may regret
Even you can do everything...
for your true love
We are young, we can't be coward
Flower
The breakup reasons are all made up
I miss you so much I love you so much
You betrayed me?
I would call superintendent Hung to arrest her
Why arrest me?
You bitch
I had the evidences of you throwing cakes
and destroying public properties
I threatened Hung to break up with you So what?
Why did you do that to me? I am your sister
We don't have the same mother
I don't care
You are honest
Sol am going to tell the truth
What do you mean?
Two months ago...
our group got an erotic video of you
They planned to release on the internet
But we somehow are sisters
Sol stopped them from posting it
But now I must take revenge
Wait, an erotic video of us?
We don't used to make that thing
It's not with you, but him
Damn it. What special today?
Why everything is my business?
I won't call the police
But please bring that guy away
We are sisters anyway. Give me back
No way. It's too late
I must post this on the internet
Give me back
Let me watch it Don't be so stingy
Shit I have pressed the wrong button
Oh sent
Are you kidding?
Even on facebook now. Share!
Even the forum
Most viewed video on Youtube
Oh my god
I have a camera face
I should make more videos
Flower
Please don't go
Hung, you disappoint me
You underestimate my love
If you tell me the truth
I would stay with you even being put in the jail
I...
Why are you always so weak?
I...
Screw up your courage and tell you love me
Do something
Wait for me
I have checked with the airline
The tickets can be used after pieced up
Where are you, Man? In the restaurant
Hold you to wait me in the car park
Having dinner
Who allowed you to go lunch?
Come back now
Rose
You selfish Always bully others
You have to pay for what you have done
So what, hobbit?
Do you need a ladder?
So what do you want then?
I am not scared of you...
Stop it
My face is artificial
I will come back for you
My nose is expensive
You hobbit
The HK Top TV host is Dodo
Okay?
Kate is not bad How about Sister Nancy?
Seems you grow taller
Enough. Please come down
Fatty, you are heavy
Yeah
Where have you been
Shing
Yes
Why are you pacing alone on the street?
Nothing special...and you?
I just went high tea with auntie and she is missing again
We are looking for her everywhere troublesome
Shall I drive you around to find her?
My car is there
Wait...
Hello. Yes
Don't do that again You made me worried
Okay. We
Everything is okay?
That's great
I have to go now
If you have time let's have a drink
Don't you afraid I may fall in love with you
Yes
But I didn't eat anything lam more afraid that I'll starve to death
Let's move
Long time Let's eat shark fin soup
Cool. My treat There is the snack store
You so stingy
Sure
Seems you are free these days
I am retired
Really
Dollar
Brother Sean
Who are you?
Me? I am Euro
You were my primary school tutor
I was the silly girl...
who can't even remember all the alphabets
Euro?
Long time no see. How are you doing?
Fine. And you?
I am not fine Just being fired
Hey bro Sean can you do me a favor?
I am sorry
I am in a hurry I have to go
You called Euro?
I don't have money
but if you need something else...
We can have a talk
Great Let's go to a restaurant
I really have a lot to tell you
Okay. Where?
Hamburger
That one is delicious
Really?
You love hamburgers?
I love it so much
Do you think I look like hamburglar?
Yes
Do you know he is my idol?
Why?
I don't know